Monday, July 19th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Full Bottle Wine Goblet!
It's the perfect glass for when you need to tell those judgmental bitches around you that you just had one glass of wine before dinner, thankyouverymuch. It's the perfect glass for when you need to class up your act a bit around the children in the park and NOT drink from a bottle in a paper bag like you usually do. It's the perfect glass for Maggie Griffin!
And it's currently on sale on Amazon! The elegant drunk in your life needs this! Specifically, the elegant and pregnant drunk in your life! Here's a review from Amazon (FYI: She's just throwing jokes...I think):
I am the third trimester of my pregnancy and I have put myself on bed rest. Any little convenience that helps with repetitive movement is a blessing, as staying in a relaxed state is critical to the well being of both mommy and baby. So having a large glass that negates the need for repetitive pouring of a wine bottle is one of those tiny little aids that helps add up to a state of relaxation. The only thing that could have improved this would have been the inclusion of a very long straw.
I'm not even knocked up and this sold me!
via Gizmodo
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Why do I want to buy this?
Its so practical.
and you can save $12, compared at $25.
(Or save $100, compared at $113.. whichever)
And there's an instructional video, just in case.
Sold.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Tinam on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:10am.
ROTFLMFAO! Thank you for making me laugh so hard!
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Ditto!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 12:15pm.
You can't buy a giant wine glass for $12.99. That just screams "drinking problem." What you need is a giant wine glass for $125. http://www.amazon.com/Riedel-Sommeliers-Bordeaux-Grand-Single/dp/B00006E...
That way everyone knows you're a wine connoisseur, not an alcoholic.
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LOL! I like the way you think. Let's get married!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
@Tinam LOLOLOL that is a great review! Thanks for sharing it. It was taken down, huh? Too bad.
Ah fuck, I'm getting that. I'll be able to honestly say that I "only had one glass of wine." Loves it.
I bloody love that they show a woman reading while drinking from her fancy wine trough. She's probably just laughing at the blurry pictures.
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Submitted by Tinam on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:10am.
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I don't think I have EVER laughed that hard from something posted on this site!
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Pssshhh, this is for lightweights. Big league drinkers just use a pitcher & a straw.
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This is some Harry Potter shit. It's fit for a Hagrid. Yes, I'm a Harry Pothead.
Yeah, for years I told everyone I drank two glasses of wine a night, which I did, but then I found out a glass of wine is 4 oz and my glasses were 12oz, so that was a bit of of a problem...
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You can't buy a giant wine glass for $12.99. That just screams "drinking problem." What you need is a giant wine glass for $125. http://www.amazon.com/Riedel-Sommeliers-Bordeaux-Grand-Single/dp/B00006E...
That way everyone knows you're a wine connoisseur, not an alcoholic.
ha i got this shit beat. i have a wine glass (more like bucket size) that can easily hold 2 bottles
I would break this like I break every other wine glass, so not worth it. I'll just keep drinking my wine from the bottle, thankyouverymuch.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Amazon reviews are aces. Remember all those ones for the 3 wolves and a moon shirt? Hehe.
If I bought this and filled it with vodka instead, would that be considered a bad thing?
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OMG chlyn, I am so glad you said that about the man-hands!! I KNEW something wasn't right about the sizing, but I just thought it was toxins from my Big Gulp cup distorting my perception!
This is screaming my name...although my style is more to put it in a big ol' XL plastic Tumbler and then say "what ? I just had one..." when questioned.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
LOL Nanners!
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Perfect for when you don't want to leave your seat while watching Intervention.
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I thought this was going to be for the wine in a bra device!!
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@perky: +10000000
That ad scares me. Giant Man Hand attached to normal sized woman. Miniature bottle of wine. Did they replace my supermarket mushrooms with...?
great way to start monday, tinam. thanks. lilo mentioned reading "the secret" in a tweet some months ago. wonder if she can smuggle it into jail.
"what?" - mel g.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 7:47am.
I prefer to drink mine straight out of the box.
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Me, too. 'Cause I'm all classy sh*t. Excuse me while I change into a button-down shirt and khakis before I get my drink on.
I, for one, would need to get up and go pee pee now and then. Why not a giant glass/snuggie/hidden bed pan?
Until i find one that holds a gallon of Sangria, imma control my shopping impulse.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
ahahahahahha! what about those who drink other..liquid substances...thinks about the others too!
Coma Banana Caca!
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Thank God, I can finally quit using this old Big Gulp cup from 7-11. It was starting to get that eroding, plasticky smell anyway...
omg lmao lol
and when you drunkenly knock the glass over reaching for the phone during Jeopardy, U R FUCKED!
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Trashy... I'd rather drink from the bottle
@Tinam... LOL, Prison rape always makes me smile :-}
Yeah, you're not an alcoholic if you only drink one glass of wine and read.
Submitted by Tinam on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:10am.
ROTFLMFAO! Thank you for making me laugh so hard!
Submitted by Tinam on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:10am
LMAO
My sister's birthday is in three weeks! Perfect gift idea. Last year I tried to find her that between the boobs wine pouch but failed.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:14am.
Hahahaha! Well I wasn't going to say anything. But if you're gonna buy this glass, that shit better be made of steel to withstand your usage.
Submitted by Tinam on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:10am.
Thank you for the laugh! Too freaking funny!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
OMG! Hiliarious. Wonder if they are going to have a Keg glass for us beer drinkers?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Tinam, that review was hilarious.
On another note, I HATE pregnant women that drink/smoke. The other day I saw the most elegant being ever. She was pregnant, smoking a cig, and wearing a fishnet shirt with only a bra underneath. My friend actually got a picture of her and I put it up on facebook.
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My favorite hot slut ever...it makes having "just one glass of wine" acceptable.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 8:07am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 7:47am.
Especially if there is a helpful ho there to push the dispenser for you!
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I know just the ho for the job! Especially since I be a tad clumsy with the glasses. ;)
Ahhhhaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaa
"I am the third trimester of my pregnancy and I have put myself on bed rest. Any little convenience that helps with repetitive movement is a blessing,...."
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This was my favorite review on Amazon until they took it down---It's for some new age book called The Secret:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette
Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life. My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be anally raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness actually made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 7:47am.
Especially if there is a helpful ho there to push the dispenser for you!
She's just reading a mag til its time to pick the kids up from daycare.
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 7:47am.
I prefer to drink mine straight out of the box.
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Yeah, I was thinking that I could buy, maybe, TWO whole bottles of wine for that money and just drink outta da bottle! Like I always do! *whispers*It's an eco thing*winkwink*
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 7:46am.
I like how they are promoting it with a refined WASP-y woman in a button down shirt and khakis drinking out of the wine "glass".
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And she's reading no less. I love to read when I drink whole bottles of wine!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
O the evil laugh that escaped my lips as I realized what this is all about...heheheheheh....
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
The faux reviews on Amazon are the best.
I prefer to drink mine straight out of the box.
Is it so hard to simply top off your glass? You can still delude yourself that it's "just one glass of wine".
And I think that comment was written by a dlister.