Which One Of You Threw The Confetti?
When Lindsay Lohan showed up to court this morning to begin her role in CAGED HEAT: FUCK U, somebody threw a bunch of glittery confetti all over her. Maybe it was Cookie Puss and Fudgie the Whale simultaneously blowing their loads. Or maybe Stuart V. Goldberg was there to say goodbye and he sneezed as she walked by. Probably the latter.
Not much happened in court today. LiLo showed up a few minutes late and put on one of her signature bitchefaces as Judge Marsha told her on-and-off-again lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley that there would be no house arrest (ala Parasite Hilton) or work order. LiLo will have to serve her entire sentence in the cokey (typo, but I'll keep it for her), but it looks like she'll only serve around 23 days due to overcrowding.
Judge Marsha ordered that all cameras shut their eyes while LiLo be taken into custody, so sadly there's no pictures of her being dragged away in cuffs. You'll have to find something else to use as your wallpaper this week.
And since White Oprah and LiLo were practically wearing the same thing, I was hoping that the bailiff would take both of them away to make sure they got the right Lohan. That means White Oprah will be loudly weeping and moaning on the famewhore stroll for the next few months. We all lose.
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If Hohan really knew how to work PR, she would have gone above and beyond the FUCK IT ALL attitude and shown up to court head to toe in Versace couture.
But alas, no.
Fuckin' amateur!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 3:17pm.
Who were the stupid bitches who were saying WO wasn't there?
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AHEM!! That would be me slore! I looked briefly at the thumbnail and didnt realize that was WO I thought it was Lindsay looking back at the cameras!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
How did MK miss the guy in the hot pink Free Lindsay t-shirt? Or the other crazy guy in the white shirt.
http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/free-lindsay-lohan.jpg
Want to know why this stupid bitch's reputation will never be rehabilitated, no matter what she does? 3 little words: FUDGIE THE WHALE. Anything that stupid, petty and arrogant is so ridiculous & outrageous that it attachs itself to the person forever. BLOWhan is permanently fucked...
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Submitted by Joeb on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 1:16pm.
She remains a great artist and preeminent cinema actress. Her performance as a nun has everyone, who's been fortunate enough to see it, rethinking their opinion of her as just child star turned paparazzi phenom. It will be good for her to get away from the cigarettes and poor nightclub lighting for awhile.
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I see BLOWhan's paid PR campaign blogger is already hard at work...
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Submitted by loric on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:34pm.
If this bitch is out of jail in less than 23 days, I'm gonna be pissed. I'm over feeling sorry for her because of her parents.
MK, make the confetti 'Hot Slut of the Day'.
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I wont be pissed, alot of self righteous anger, but if any one of you hoes got picked up for a DUI bet yout'd be pleading and hoping for the jailer to let you out early too....I know I would. No hate for Lindsay from this side, just hope she learns something from tihs whole experience weather shes in there for a day or 90 days.
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
Who threw Confetti? Prolly one of those Meloonies. Just kidding, it was me.
But what you don't know is that Tuesdays at the BevHills Muni Court (or "BevMO" as I like to think of it) are "Confetti and Orangina Days"
WELL IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME.....I ain't gonna preach about her lack of anything in her life...but her excesses has led to this...this delusional brat feels no regret and feel she is the victim....That coke snortting cunt almost killed people with her insanity....Yeah fuck you Ronson....you used her for your own claim to fame you fuckin' retard....yeah...go press some more buttons and call your self a "d.j.".....BUGGERY BINT!
PFFTtt......good riddance to bad rubbish! CUNT!
There I am done....There you go Cookie Puss....just like you told me to type!!!!
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Michael K stop playing you know that was you that threw that glitter
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Due to the economic recession, unemployable losers are grabbing cameras and hoping for the 'shot of the century' to pay their ever mounting bills.
Most of those losers can be clearly seen and heard in these shots.
Snideychick sez:
Well, well. I thought LiLo was gonna take her last few days of freedom and smoke/snort/drink until she died to avoid going to jail. She's a little tougher than I thought. Maybe, just maybe she'll see how stupid the drugs have made her and she'll decide to go clean.
It all remains to be seen.....
Nancy Lozano, an employee at the detention center, said the building went into lockdown when Lohan arrived. Lozano said she and other employees in the jail's work release program were asked to leave early, and inmates were held in their cells without restroom privileges or recreation time.
"All for this girl," said Lozano, 31, of Maywood.
Lozanol said the only other time she had seen such strict measures at the jail was when Paris Hilton arrived there three years ago.
LOL!!
Who were the stupid bitches who were saying WO wasn't there?
*looks a thumbnail*
WO WAS there.
I wish they threw hornets instead.
Who gives and armadillo's Butt hole!...why is this fuckery still being followed!!!! the end of the world can not come soon enough!!! UGH!
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So these people had nothing better to do?
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
The orange jumpsuit mug shot is on tmz.com
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:48pm.
Boy, is she gonna be pissed when they confiscate her entire trashy ensemble and hand her the orange jump suit.
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lmao i'd pay to see a pic of her in that orange shit before the day is out! lol hope she did her nails in a matching orange color palette
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Boy, is she gonna be pissed when they confiscate her entire trashy ensemble and hand her the orange jump suit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:33pm.
LOL provy, you got me!
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Hot Slut of the Day: http://abcnews.go.com/US/slideshow/today-pictures-11208922
At least she took her court hearing seriously by wearing her best pair of jeans and hooker boots.
If this bitch is out of jail in less than 23 days, I'm gonna be pissed. I'm over feeling sorry for her because of her parents.
MK, make the confetti 'Hot Slut of the Day'.
LOL provy, you got me!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
*punts new laptop across room for being a double posting CUNT*
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:06pm.
MUG SHOT ALERT:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/20/lindsay-lohan-in-jail-mugshot/
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What in the name of bubble gump (typo, stays) labia is wrong with her MOUTH?????
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by labellavienna on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:21pm.
yeah but you're a bit on the fat side, honey
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and yet i am so happy =D
Your myspace quote says it all...
"There is only one reason why women hate on other women: because they are jealous, bitter, and insecure about themselves. Pretty girls never hate on other pretty girls."
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yeah but you're a bit on the fat side, honey
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and yet i am so happy =D
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Submitted by labellavienna on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:14pm.
She seems to weigh as much as i do except i am 4 inches taller
yeah but you're a bit on the fat side, honey
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She seems to weigh as much as i do except i am 4 inches taller.
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Dang, if she's only 118 now, how much was she weighing before?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
her lips Look like those Caption this worms eeeeeeeeeeeeek gross!
Coma Caca!
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Chiri: IDk if she's smirking, i think her worm lips have a life of their own!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:06pm.
MUG SHOT ALERT:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/20/lindsay-lohan-in-jail-mugshot/
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OMG... she could NOT keep herself from doing kissy lips... LMAO!
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MUG SHOT ALERT:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/20/lindsay-lohan-in-jail-mugshot/
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by labellavienna on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:02pm.
She will be out within a week and were are all going to be piiiiissed
The Judge said she has to enter Rehab within 24 hours of her release from jail.
She will be out within a week and were are all going to be piiiiissed.
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How creepy is it that WO always tries to dress just like Lindsay when they go out? She's probably one of those fucked up moms that considers her daughter "competition" when it comes to men. Looks like she wasn't gonna miss out on another opportunity to get photographed. Good or bad, it doesn't seem to matter.
They person who threw the confetti should be hot slut of the week!
I bet Harvey Levin has jizzed 50x in his panties already today.....
Producer Joe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC_40xKVUsY
Pink shirt guy and proabale confetti thrower is Producer Joe of the Free Beer & Hot Wings morning radio show. He was part on the "Producer Joe's Lindsay Lohan Double Rainbow Freedom Trip". Making an ass of himself was pretty much the point. He actually picked up double rainbow guy on the way and dropped him off at Tosh.0. I died when I was watching TMZ and saw Joe doing his thing because I knew he was going to be there. Here is the link: http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/g/Producer-Joe%27s-Freedom-Trip/175.h....
Ew, pink shirt. Nope wasn't me. i was the guy at home in bed with a hangover.
Sorry Norwaygirl! My bad, i'm still learning how to read. Didn't mean to drag you into my delusion. A thousand apologies...
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(No, REALLY. Google "Slurperson" if you don't believe me.)
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She remains a great artist and preeminent cinema actress. Her performance as a nun has everyone, who's been fortunate enough to see it, rethinking their opinion of her as just child star turned paparazzi phenom. It will be good for her to get away from the cigarettes and poor nightclub lighting for awhile.
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 12:44pm.
I just watched the video on CNN and that guy screaming "FREE LINDSAY!!!" with his "free Lindsay" pink shirt was clearly fed delusion pills by White Oprah! Arrest her too!
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I think that guy is from the Jimmy Kimmel show, he goes to all the major court hearings....
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
Al K Hall is pink shirt dude!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Freelindsay!? Fuck no! I wrote feedlindsay, the site set up when she was thin.
And facebook and every other of its likes can die already! I hate people exposing themselves and their kids on the net.
I love you, Judge Marsha. If she serves more than a week of her sentence it will be a slap on the face of self-important celebutards everywhere!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
SO they didn't kick her ass out for over crowding
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010