"Eat A Bowl Of Dicks, Officer Fisher!"
Everyone's getting thrown into handcuffs today (not really)! Ice-T was arrested in NYC today and not for smuggling an extinct unicorn princess (aka CoCo) or anything like that. Ice-T was busted for driving under a suspended license and not wearing a seat belt while behind the wheel. TMZ says that Ice-T and CoCo were taking their dog Spartacus to the vet for knee surgery when the cop pulled them over. Ice-T was released a quick minute later and he immediately unleashed his fury on his Twitter:
Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt..
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Officer Scout dun goofed up and consequences will never be the same! Seriously, CoCo's "not the one" camel toe is seething with rage and is out for punk bitch rookie cop blood! Don't be surprised if you happen to witness CoCo's camel toe coughing up a police badge with the number 10026 on it. Just keep walking. You don't want to get involved.
(Image via Bauer Griffin)
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In NYC, stalking MK (not really, but really, lolJK), so I was anxiously awaiting his commentary on the Kerligirl13 'scandal' to post this remix
http://www.youtube.com/user/treytech
but funny, treytech must be a dlisted fan, because he's remixed the 'Struttin' that A$$' guy, too.
http://www.youtube.com/user/treytech#p/a/u/2/FOWMtCGyl8U
So funny, I had to contribute to the kid's iTunes cause.
Too.damned.hilarious.
How are those skinny stilettos able to support THAT ASS?? Some scientist type pls reply.
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Bitch please!
First of all, most allegedly hardcore rappers ARE actors.
Secondly, CoCo is killing it in that outfit.
IT being her camel toe.
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Wow, what a ruhtard! You can't get arrested for no seat belt. It was the suspended license crap that did him in.
He's one bad ass senior, No drivers license, but I bet the cradle robbing bitch had his AARP card on him.
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He is an entitled ignoramus with a big mouth and small brain while she looks like an elegantly dressed bonobo chimpanzee in a blond wig. Charming couple.
thanx again, c-girl!
Submitted by sweet disposition on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:32pm.
Yes, that IS a remix - and it's good! Here's the link...(also like the b & w video for it)
http://www.mediafire.com/?tzdfdezhjjj
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqL74C6KI8&playnext_from=TL&videos=Md911...
"Bunny boiler is now part of our language, and I'm proud of that." ~Glenn Close~
yeah, i enjoy music and remixes, so that site you you reccomended will be great for me, thanx again, c-girl. hadda give you a short nickname as i'm too lazy to keep typing out copacabanagirl. ;0)
speaking of remixes - i don't know if it is technically a remix - did you hear the new version of janelle monae's tightrope with b.o.b? i like the original the best, but the iteration with b.o.b. is good, too.
ooooooheeeeeeeeeeee! b.o.b. is a cutie - hear he's a weedhead, tho. any reason to check out a fine dude, right?
Submitted by sweet disposition on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:29pm.
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Thanks for saying thanks SD. Dj's who work dj blogs know what it's like to go for days weeks months and years uploading all kinds of shit and nobody ever says thank you. LOL.
Anyway, too bad labellavienna didn't come back to this post - I was finding the dialogue around her interesting. She acts like trolls act sometimes, and then sometimes she's got very crafty comebacks. I can't make heads or tails of her (that's trollcraft), or with this apparent Dlisted Fort Knox clique.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqL74C6KI8&playnext_from=TL&videos=Md911...
"Bunny boiler is now part of our language, and I'm proud of that." ~Glenn Close~
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:44pm
ahahahahha, Sal!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
what a f'ing douche! is he a hard core gangster or an actor? he can't have it both ways.
and inciting violence against a cop for doing his job by giving out a badge number and name?! DICK!
No one wants to see his fat cellulite ass bleach blonde extensioned camel toe having wife!
He's so hardcore that his rap music isn't even relevant anymore
I used to kind of think he was cool until that bullshit.
wonder how long it takes for his acting agent/pr person makes him retract and apologize for that twitter statement so he can keep his job?! ha!! I can't wait
This loser really should avoid hyperbole like "Notorious Ice T" when the arrest is for, in his own word, "for no seatbelt".
Way to be a badass. NOT.
What a fucking douchebag he is.
wow, a camel toe u can even see from the side. thats a yeast infection waiting to happen.
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<"Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:44pm.">
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvFpyu8p8Ao
Sort of a ten-second summary of the entire Jessi Slaughter story. God, were her earlier videos vile and that 11 year old (and her parents) got what they deserved. She was begging to be put in place.
caprica six said:
"It's interesting you equate the spooky "ICC" to "policing". You don't happen to mean Catholic School Girl's 'policing' (aka troll report stand) back in June or anything? LMAO! Oh, no, of course not! Oh, forgive me (aka I need your acceptance) (not). So silly of me, to think you're someone else. Pardon me and stuff."
I'm not sure what in the hell you are talking about. It's cute, though.
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:13pm.
I was WAITING for you to get around to the YouTube sensation, Jessi Slaughter (not her real name, it's not hard to find) A.K.A., kerligirl13 (but she's eleven).
My favorite YouTube compilation of her (and it's managed to avoid the YouTube nazi ban patrol, who probably leave it alone because it makes them laugh their ass off) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dC4qvHUYQk
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I've been laffin my effin ASS off at that whole debacle!!! That little brat needs her ass beat and her parents should be in jail. Hopefully this will teach that kid not to take her clothes off on cam and cuss people out on youtube. What the parents can't teach, maybe Youtube can. As they say, it takes a village! :P
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You in danger girl is a tag??!!! AHAHAHAAA God I am so out of the loop!
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COP KILLLLAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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ICC = Infected Cooter Club?
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Saiko on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:23pm.
*crawls into thread on all fours*
I'm sorry I let the secrets of the ICC out, I deserved to be whipped.
*puts in studded gag and handcuffs self*
::the safe word is BOWLOFDICKS::
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AARRRAGFGHGGHGHGUUUGH i will die if i dryheave one more time at "bowlof...." *shudders and involuntarily gags for the 13th time*
thanks a lot, Saiko!
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Rule #1 about the ICC - YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE ICC!!!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:13pm.
I was WAITING for you to get around to the YouTube sensation, Jessi Slaughter (not her real name, it's not hard to find) A.K.A., kerligirl13 (but she's eleven).
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OMG-I checked that out (lol@Sparta remix)and actually felt sorry for her until I saw her earlier videos. What a stupid betch.
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Next time, just wear your seat belt, ding dong.
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thanks for the remix site info, copacabanagirl.
Submitted by Saiko on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:23pm.
*crawls into thread on all fours*
I'm sorry I let the secrets of the ICC out, I deserved to be whipped.
*puts in studded gag and handcuffs self*
::the safe word is BOWLOFDICKS::
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AARRRAGFGHGGHGHGUUUGH i will die if i dryheave one more time at "bowlof...." *shudders and involuntarily gags for the 13th time*
thanks a lot, Saiko!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
*crawls into thread on all fours*
I'm sorry I let the secrets of the ICC out, I deserved to be whipped.
*puts in studded gag and handcuffs self*
::the safe word is BOWLOFDICKS::
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
LOL, Cappy! I will report you back to ESE as I step over my 76 cats on my way to the freezer for some ice cream.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I was WAITING for you to get around to the YouTube sensation, Jessi Slaughter (not her real name, it's not hard to find) A.K.A., kerligirl13 (but she's eleven).
My favorite YouTube compilation of her (and it's managed to avoid the YouTube nazi ban patrol, who probably leave it alone because it makes them laugh their ass off) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dC4qvHUYQk
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:21pm
That's because you are a lonely, fat, stupid cat lover.
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*looks around* how, how did you know????? oh GAWWWDDD!! YOU ARE ILLUMINATTTII!
*donates money to ICC building fund and hopes for forgiveness and acceptance cause that's all I want, for you guys to accept me and shit*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
ESE!!!! You are one of the leaders of the D-luminatti, non?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:09pm.
LOL @ the craziness that has transpired in my absence. LBV thought she would win us over with her beauty, huh? Something Angelina about that one.
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Something Sickitten about that one, too. Brrrrr.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:21pm
That's because you are a lonely, fat, stupid cat lover.
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i'll thank you to leave me out of this!!!LOL!
OT: so, the guy that plays a cop on t.v. doesn't like cops... shocking!
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:21pm
That's because you are a lonely, fat, stupid cat lover.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by sweet disposition on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:20pm.
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Really? Here's a mirror link. If
Blogger didn't nuke my dj blog a few months ago I'd set you up for any remixes you want because I'm flooded with them. But just so you know, one of the best and most current up to date dj source blogs for remixes is:
http://www.dirrtyremixes.com/category/remixes/
http://www.4shared.com/audio/jcRa0siO/Christina_Aguilera_-_You_Lost_.htm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqL74C6KI8&playnext_from=TL&videos=Md911...
"Bunny boiler is now part of our language, and I'm proud of that." ~Glenn Close~
Team Officer Fisher!
But it's too bad that the good officer couldn't revoke the the "artistic" license of notoriously narcissistic Mr. Nestea.
International Cupcake Cuisine.
I am SO down with ICC! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
@Datura: You are lovely. I am now ur jellus h8er.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
@sweet disposition: Ummm... I like Bionic. I do not like that I'm suddenly embarrassed by that;p
But, in fact, there's not a track on there I don't like. A little bit I have to get used to some of them...but I like that too...
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
LOL! YAY!@Broken Thread!
Let's see how many meanings ICC can have by the end of the day! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Ya down wit' ICC?
Yeah you know me!
Who's down wit' ICC?
ALLLL the homies!
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"Gobble a bowl of dicks." Submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:16pm.
is this real life? is this gonna last forever?!!
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ha I showed somebody that clip just recently, simply for when he holds himself up in the chair and yells lmao.
and, yes, this is real life and it will last forever lol
have a ring ding on me.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 3:41pm.
Can I just say... the whole concept of having to "prove yourself" to post on a gossip blog is absolutely ridiculous and many posters need to evaluate the importance they put on policing the content of these threads. It's all in good fun.
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It's interesting you equate the spooky "ICC" to "policing". You don't happen to mean Catholic School Girl's 'policing' (aka troll report stand) back in June or anything? LMAO! Oh, no, of course not! Oh, forgive me (aka I need your acceptance) (not). So silly of me, to think you're someone else. Pardon me and stuff.
ONT: I like Cochie's shades
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
copacabanagirl, the mediafire link didn't work for me, but i was able to find the hex hector and mac quayle remix on youtube, it be jammin', i like an up-tempo version. thanks for recommending it.
is this real life? is this gonna last forever?!!
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Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 3:41pm.
Can I just say... the whole concept of having to "prove yourself" to post on a gossip blog is absolutely ridiculous and many posters need to evaluate the importance they put on policing the content of these threads. It's all in good fun.
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*sighs* last few words on this Illuminati "prove yourself" misinterpretation.
Ppl want to have at least a minute sense that they are interacting w/ other sane, thinking, and rational people. Period. This is the only gossip blog I'm on; the other 4 are sci/tech blogs, and interestingly, even in the sci/tech blogs, doofy tard ppl writing for attention (bloggers can spot them a mile away - don't underestimate) get ignored. it ain't 'gangish' lmao.
fuck, if you gotta put a word to it, label it Illuminati lol. *cue x-files/twilight remix*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Snowy: EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! just because I put a fruit basket on my head doesn't mean I AM NOT HUMAN . some of us have posted pics of ourselves UP HERESHHHHHHHH YA HEARRRRRRRR??!!
Coma Caca!
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Can you imagine the smell of sweaty feet and yeast infection Coco is giving off in this heat? Barf!
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Suck Yourself!
We've all posted our real pictures plenty of times before
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