Niurka Marcos Is A True Lady In More Ways Than One
Niurka Marcos, my new glamour and beauty icon, not only looks like she was birthed from a water lily during a star shower, but she also has the grace and manners of a gay swan prince. Case in point. While walking the red carpet with her young son at the Univison Awards last week, Niurka was stopped by Carolina Sandoval of the show La Tijera. Instead of greeting Niurka by bowing and kissing the little peen wiggling out of her belly, Carolina brought the bitchiness full force. Carolina started talking shit about Niurka's relationship with Eduardo Antonio. Raphael, HIT IT!
Niurka has been in several novelas so she knows how to behave when a low down jealous dirty trick gets in her face. These were her options:
a) Slap her in the face and call her mother a whore!
b) Slap her in the face and claim to be pregnant with her husband's baby!
c) Spit in her face and call her a pendeja!
Niurka went with c, because she's timeless like that and she didn't want to dirty her precious paw! And Niurka did all of this in front of her young son! This was a good thing, because he's learning from the master of charm. I'm taking notes too. I can't wait to use Niurka's tips on the dumb bitch at the deli who always rolls his eyes at me when I ask for a bag for my Yoo-Hoo. Pinche pendejo!
(Thanks Hanna)
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omg she walked away so slow like she was sure the chick in the black wouldn't punch her out. she's lucky i wasn't interviewing her cuz my first intstinct woulda been to grab her ass by her fake ass hair and haul her back for a swift punch right up her nose shoving it into her brain and killing her
Carolina sabia muy bien lo que ella estaba haciendo, y consiguio lo que queria: UN GRAN ESCANDALO para su show.
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:47pm.
Hahahahaa Caliente!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxdXVeyZ6k&feature=related
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I LOVE the dramatic violin music when she slapped him and then when she was speaking to him very slowly!!! It looked (and sounded) so much like they were acting in a soap opera scene - which I guess, they kinda were!
Yeah, the reporter was pushing it, but MK's new bitch is lucky she did shit to the right one. Do that shit to me, and she will be applying rhinestones to her respirator. Spitting is the fucking nastiest.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Not to defend the sheman, but that other woman was being quite rude and antagonizing. She's lucky Niurka didn't kick her in the chocha with her stilettos.
I understand that when Grace Kelly used to spit in reporters' faces, that's exactly the way she did it.
Such poise!
Angelina, take note!!!!
I can't get that Escandalo song out of my head. It will be the soundtract for all future drama.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
If you gonna spit at a bitch, that is the way to do it. Did you see how she floated away nonchalently after the deed? A true artiste! I am taking notes and practicing like a mofo.
Never have, never will witness a more understated and dignified response to a nosy trick's questions. Behold, la maestra!
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la escupio is a spat. Kinda like a gato lucha (cat fight).
oh my gah! that dumb broad provoked it. i was hoping for a reenactment of new york and pumpkin from flavor of love :(
oh my gah! that dumb broad provoked it. i was hoping for a reenactment of new york and pumpkin from flavor of love :(
LOVE her. That reporter bitch deserved it, asking rude questions about her man. Seriously-I would tell off someone who said something rude about my dude and me. Wish we had a celeb who had the balls to spit on Seacrest.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
OK, I think we can add "LA ESCUPIO" to "ESCANDOLO" if it means what I think it does..."The Scoop"?
Fucking classy.
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Hijueeeeputa!!
Coma Caca!
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Muchachos: "Chengada" es la palabra.
MK, Necessito los "subtitles" por favor. Mi espanol no es muy intelligente. No puedo comprenderla.
Delicious report!
Keep us posted on how this spit-gate develops...
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The reporter seems to be a very jealous, plain looking bitch who should be thanking her god to be in the presence of such class. Seriously, I see like 20 chicks a day that look like the reporter walking slowly across the street pushing a stroller when I'm trying to get to work. Don't see anybody that looks like our girl....
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Gotta love Niurka's Fran Drescher laugh. Can I get that in a ringtone?!
It saddens me to know that carolina sandoval is venezuelan, really what a fucking dumb bitch!... it's so obvious that she said all those things on porpuse just to get niurka mad, please i just want to tell all of you that not all venezuelans are as dumb and stupid as this bitch... just her and chavez xDD
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"I guess i can go anywhere, if i only knew where to go"- Layne Staley
Niurka has imitators that are more hardcore than her if that is even possible...like the delicate flower in the video below...just fast-forward to 3:21. Her name is Venya Carolina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85MpZzz7jE
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I have a feeling this will help me learn Spanish :) I think I will start watching telenovelas nightly! Which ones starred Niurka?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:18pm.
"I hope and pray to God that no one is ever suicidal enough to spit on me. I will snatch their heart out of their chest and crush it underfoot before they hit the ground."
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Co-signed to the nth degree, Master Blaster. I'd be FORCED to beat a bitch to death for that.
Wait! Did they have a round table discussion after?!
Is it me or does that reporter seemed almost happy? It's almost like she knew immediately she had a big story on her hands. She took time wiping the spit off of her face. This thing had all the feel of a set up.
VIVA NIURKA....
the reporter had it coming..
Everyone knows that Niurka is very temperamental and the reporter knew that it woudl piss her off if she would talk shit.. they were looking exactly for that reaction..
Niurka might be vulgar, but she speaks her mind and never apologizes for it... she doesnt bs!
LOL!
Coma Caca!
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Is this real life?
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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:47pm.
Hahahahaa Caliente!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxdXVeyZ6k&feature=related
Coma Caca!
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Help me!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:59pm.
LOL ANGEL! "prostitueta, PROSTITUIRSE, prostiiita, Prostituta..." AKA in our ICC language as BUSINESS WOMAN!
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LOL! Yeah, I kinda had a feeling seeing as how she's so business-y and all...
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
I have no idea what is going on with all these videos but I am enjoying! I am loving the drama and the bright colours! It's the universal language.
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Help me!
LOL ANGEL! "prostitueta, PROSTITUIRSE, prostiiita, Prostituta..." AKA in our ICC language as BUSINESS WOMAN!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:47pm.
Hahahahaa Caliente!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxdXVeyZ6k&feature=related
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OMG - I'm so choked up and I don't even know what's going on. I just feel as though my heart might burst!
And i can't understand the comments either but I see a LOT of variations on this word:
prostitueta, PROSTITUIRSE, prostiiita, Prostituta...
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
Hahahahaa Caliente!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxdXVeyZ6k&feature=related
Coma Caca!
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Wow, she could teach Joan Collins some manners. She puts her to shame.
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I still want the clip where she slapped the magazine guy who published pics of her kids smoking.
Belleza natural!
Coma Caca!
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Ruh Roh. MK's in love again. And this time he's makin' us learn Spanish!
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
TEAM NIURKA!
Well Carolina deserved I hope more bitches will spit more on her in the near future!
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
I hope and pray to God that no one is ever suicidal enough to spit on me. I will snatch their heart out of their chest and crush it underfoot before they hit the ground.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:12pm.
See if Mel Gibson would of called Octosana a cunt and threw in a con todo respeto, it would of been easier to swallow LOL!
And well said Classy!
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'' I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. ''
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:09pm.
Spanish Snooki needs to stop fucking with Santa Shauna Sands like that.
I love how the reporter threw in a ''con todo respeto'' (with all due respect) after pissing off the bitch.
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Yeah, LMAO, I saw that shit, too. It's like saying "Go fuck yourself, cunt...with all due respect!"
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
LOL, what a fucking lady INDEED. Couldn't she just say some witty, nasty thing to the reporter instead of spitting? That's a truly weak, cro-magnon shit right there.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
Spanish Snooki needs to stop fucking with Santa Shauna Sands like that.
I love how the reporter threw in a ''con todo respeto'' (with all due respect) after pissing off the bitch.
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'' I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. ''
She was talking so nicely and that bitch was telling her a lot of shit so, spit her in the face is a nice way to say thanks, so, she deserved.
Before the spit she said:
Reporter (who is clearly attacking Niurka):
You live from what all the people said about you
Niurka:
No, I live from what I'm getting paid for when bitches like you talk shit about me (aka a trial) *spits*
She is my hero!!!!!
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Good thing my mom knows Spanish! Imma make her ass sit down and translate the entire cat fight for me!!!