Tuesday, July 20th 2010
Orange Really Is Her Color
And here's Lindsay Lohan's latest mug shot for White Oprah to add to the collection. They should take her picture every day so we can gradually see her lips slowly deflate. They can use those pictures to make a keepsake flipbook! Instant bestseller! White Oprah better get on that.
UPDATE: A spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff's Department tells UsWeekly that LiLo will serve around 14 days of her 90-day sentence due to overcrowding. But more importantly, she's having Turkey Tetrazzini for dinner tonight. If Turkey Tetrazzini is anything like Chicken Tetrazzini, then that bitch has got a new addiction.
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Then they should let everyone else out early too since it is overcrowded in there. I smell a poo poo excuse!
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
TMZ is saying she gets her pharmies while in there too. WHAT. THE. FUCK?
With time off for good behavior, she'll get out in, oh, 20 years.
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Keep in mind that even though the sherrif can release her due to overcrowding, the judge can order her back in to complete the 25% or more.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
@DWM no kidding! Im sure she took so much shit right before she went in she will still be feeling the effects on her way out! ICK! Not to mention what happen to that bitches "25%" of her sentence? Sickening, I demand to know who she is blowing!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Seriously? 14 days? What good will that do? She won't even have time to detox.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
If I keep hearing one more assnine Blohan fan compare this shit stain to Robert Downey Jr again I might go on a killing spree! Im starting with that douche in the pink shirt and free Lindsay sign!
Thats comparing filet mignon to cow shit! Not even on the same menu! Get the fuck outta here with that craziness!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
All we can hope for now is some bad behavior!
14 days? but she needs longer than that to find Jesus.
In 24 short years, how much plastic surgery can a bitch get? Seriously.
Only 14 days!?
There *is* no justice!!!
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All the fake bake and make up can't disguise meth face.
Is her forehead growing? She's starting to look like Mena Suvari.
I bet she practiced for that mug shot but it didn't work. Why do they all look up into the camera like a deer caught in headlights?
this will most likely haunt my nightmares tonight.
i hate mugshots. they're so oddly snapped.
these police photogs do NOT adhere to the "rule of 3's" when they take their pictures!
FOR SHAME.
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You can bet your life that the Deputies at the facility are going to go through her mail with a fine toothed comb.
14 days is bullshit
I keep coming back to the gap in her teeth, don't member that being there before. It's probably a piece of hash or blacktar.
auntie mame, i'd do the pic manip for 'ya, but alas, i'm not even able to change my avie pic. at whining, however, i'm very proficient.
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"who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - carl jung
It's cool; soon enough, she'll be selling her bloody tampons on E-bay to pay her street pharmacist, like one of the Coreys. She's no Drew Barrymore. She has neither the Hollywood connections nor the will to turn her wrecking train around. I just hope she takes down her nasty, twisty piehole-mouthed enabling piece of excrement mother and psychotic, cocaine xtian creep father with her.
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new avie?
"dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." - balthasar gracian
testing new avie
"dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way." - balthasar gracian
lol! you're not describing a typical date are you, p-nasty? never mind, i don't wanna know.
as far as lilo being scrubbed free of fake tanner, she still looks like she has that shit on to me. maybe it's just the reflected glow of her neon orange jail romper.
500k for being a drugged up cokewhore felon, where do I sign up????????
she actually looks good scrubbed clean of the fake tan and probably has gotten more than 3 hours of sleep.
cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit.
astute observation, lma168. lilo really DOES look like brett michaels..haha!
Overcrowding? Bitch please.
Dead in the eyes. No life.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
Can someone pretty please with good photoshop skils give old LOHO's mug shot beautful sharpie brows, blsck lip limer and corn rows? It would be the gift thst would keep on giving.....
"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"
double post-my bad
only 14 days are you fucking kidding me?
Now the fun begins as the LiLo Watch has just begun.
I lost all respect for Dr. Drew. He is an enabler. Bet the success rate for the patients on "Celebrity Rehab" is quite low.
WO and Mikey will now step up to keep the paps busy.
As for Larry King ... he looks more like Gollum with every day.
She actually wore make-up. HA!! This chick was whining like she was doing 3 years in prison. I thought she would show up with a teardrop tattoo and a black bandana folded into a headband.
lol
Put a bandana on it, and it's Brett Michaels. I know that creepy stare anywhere.
hey! anon,
thanx for rolling out the welcome wagon. :) i'm enjoying myself up in here. shemar's the bomb alright; 'tween him, boris k. and idris, i've got lots o' won...er..avie material.
*winks and breathes HARD*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:43pm.
The girl who ripped off Lindsays house is in the same jail.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/07/lindsay-lohan-at-same-jail...
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OMG@ the "Lindsay's Life in Pictures" at the bottom. She looks like she's 54 not 24, ugh! I think it's weird cuz the caption suggests that her life has passed...or maybe the picture suggests that...
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14 DAYS. I ground my kids longer than that for not doing homework.
The girl who ripped off Lindsays house is in the same jail.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/07/lindsay-lohan-at-same-jail...
Neiers was also struggling to get a razor. “She was not lying when she said that her leg hair was almost long enough to braid and proudly showed us all!,”
She looks more cracked out in this mugshot than she does in her others.
Submitted by dementa: "Why do these law enforcement types keep kowtowing to the celebs? It's not like the celebrities can help their careers or shit. Are they that starstruck even by hopeless has-beens?"
I cannot for the life of me figure that out. I can kind of see how Paris Hilton might have gotten some special treatment, because she's a Hilton and like it or not, she is somewhat connected.
But the Lohans are trailer trash. What clout do THEY have? A Carvel card?
*spits*
I can only hope that they are setting her up for a big fail.
Submitted by sweet disposition on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 9:15pm.
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Welcome, sweet d. So sick of talking about Lilo, but just wanted to say that I'm enjoying your avi. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;)
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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 8:53pm.
Some guy on Larry King's show said LiLo could win an Oscar. Yeah, I can see Inferno getting all sorts of nominations. Nothing impresses the Academy like sex with dogs.
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but she will research her role thoroughly and put her heart and soul in it !!! I smell Oscar all over Inferno (that has been in the works for at least 4 years and had several actresses backout)...Lindsay will be blowing people FOR HER ART and her "craft"...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I have a number of wishes for Blohan:
1. You are forced to actually take your meds according to the prescription, not as you wish
2. You bother the hell out of everyone to the point where they make you stay the full sentence
3. Judge Marsha issues an edict that states that you cannot profit from this and there is no payday when you get out
4. You are actually expected to WORK (I mean REALLY work) during your time there. I think cleaning the general population latrines is fitting.
5. When you're finally out, you wind up in a real rehab centre that doesn't offer spa services first and foremost.
6. This whole experience drives you completely batsh*t insane and you are sent away, permanently (take the rest of your family with you, please!)
Sadly, I have little faith that any of these things will happen, but hey, if you're going to dream, DREAM BIG!!!
From what I understand her probation has been extended for another full year. Pinochio nose will never make it another year. Well...maybe not.
Submitted by Mitchymitch on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 8:34pm.
WTF????? 14 days??????
note to self,
Be orange
Do Coke
Drink Lots
Crash car
Be delusional
because, who the fuck gives a shit, you're a lindsay lohan.
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You forgot one more : Steal (she somehow always gets away with it).
14 days ???
This is NOT RIGHT! That's not a just punishment. The law recommends 90 days to 1 year sentence for Lohan's offenses. And she's got just 90 days, the lightest sentence possible. And now it's down to 14 days? I'm so mad!
prolly, c-girl, lilo will profit in all kinda ways from being in jail. except the way she needs to profit, by learning some kinda lesson.
lilo's handwriting is amazing, though.
Lindsay is corny enough to keep a (neatly handwritten) journal during her jail stay that she'll lovingly share with the world in a few weeks. That's something to look forward to...*snickers*
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Why do these law enforcement types keep kowtowing to the celebs? It's not like the celebrities can help their careers or shit. Are they that starstruck even by hopeless has-beens?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Are we still talking about this has been? Soon it's going to be
*Update: Lindsay has taken her first BM. It did not leave a lingering aroma.
I'm so sick of her
*stands w/ blank stare*
*throws Red Bull can at LA county sheriff; steals key to lilo's cell; squirts 79 tanning goop shit all over fumbling popo trying to catch me but can't cause their belly-donut rolls slowing them down; cackles like Renfield; flips the double-bird to that statue bitch named 'Justice' on the way out and shit*
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