Pose, Bitch, Pose
While Damian Marley and Nas performed on stage, an episode of Jack Daniels' Next Top Model took place on the sidelines. Ty Ty Banks can smash "Smizin" with her fortyhead, because Amy Wino is giving us "Trying to Stop the Room from Twirling like a Dreidel on Speed" eyes.
Wino also gave us the "Drunk Baby Trying to Suck Whiskey Out its Thumb Pores" pose (see thumbnail #1). The "You're My Soulmate Forever Too, Ballet Slippers" pose (see thumbnail #2). The "This is How Many Minutes I Have Before My Liver Turns Into A Vodka Meat Slushie" pose (see thumbnail #8). And the always classic "Farting the Coke Bloat Out" pose (see thumbnail #5).
Sadly, when it came time to collect her prize (a spread in Budget Booze's weekly pullout and a contract with AA), Wino was unavailable because she was broke off and dozed off after having intercourse with that vibrating speaker.
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God how I wish this idiot would OD already.
Looking at her pictures unnerve me. Talking shit about someone who is so clearly lost and walking a razor thin like between life and death is not as fun as making fun of someone like Paris Hilton and her guttertrash ilk.
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
when is she going to retire those damn slippers?!
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The sheer volume of drugs that have coursed through her brain have fried it. Like Shitters, this one has gone and she ain't comin back.
Re: last thumbnail. RUN Damian! RUUUUUUUUN!
Looks like a crack whore doing Elaine's dance moves from "Seinfeld"...
amy, she who used to sing, crack is wack, ask ms. whitney 'bout that. i sooooooooo want this chick to get her shit together. sadly, i don't think it's going to happen.
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"who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - carl jung
Didn't this creature used to sing..or something?
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Ugly dumb ass will never be right again. Pity.
What is WRONG with her, besides of course the usual?? She's not playin this right.
Just an Idea: She could take the million $ that Dr. Drew offered Lindsey and actually maybe get that little thing caller her CAREER back on, you know, track...
Wino's people: get on this, STAT!
(Does she have any "people" left?)
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You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. - The poet Michael K
MK didn't have to post a damn thing except these pictures and I'd still be laughing hysterically. What the hell. Wino, you so crazy.
That "big Rasta guy" in the pics in Damien Marley. And her song "Me and Mr. Jones" is about Nas. His real name is Nasir Jones. If you've ever seen Amy perform live, those little poses and faces unfortunately are her version of dancing except she's usually holding a cup to sip out of too. For a white girl with soul, she has absolutely no rhythm!! Please get your shiz together Amy and put out more music!!!!!
I kinda love these especially #11, one handed raise the roof pose.
I love Wino...she is such a mess and doesn't care. She never ceases to amaze me. Love the pictures.
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Ugh enough already!
"Satchels of Gold."
Which is more revolting: Wino's liver or Shitney's weave? Discuss.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a fucking waste of space.
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I will not be ignored Dan!
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This chick always makes me laugh. She reminds me of a flamingo with those crazy bird legs. For some reason she doesn't get on my nerves. She's just funny.
Is she sucking her thumb in the last pic? It that Wino's "Imma 'bout to pass out" pose?
From the thumbnail, I thought Jolie finally put on a dress with some color. Bitches have the SAME legs.
Boyish body with distended stomach--repulsive. Has been.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:49am.
@Pamela: She hangs with a Reggae crowd...she's not performing or recording but she's still singing when she's hanging out with those guys. That's why I'm holding on kinda cuz really that's the meat of it - that she keeps working - it's not so much about what WE see at this point.... (and hugs and smoochies from our lil non-brawl yesterday;p)
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Ohhh I did not know she was hanging with that crew. (lol back at you! xoxo)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
why is she always standing like she's about to push out a doody bubble?
"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."
Don't know if this has been confirmed, but I read that the reason her legs are so twig-like is because she had lipo. When she first started out, she was actually normal looking and even had some meat on her bones. Of course, the brutal British tabloids called her fat. Now that she's skinny due to drug use, her proportions are all out of whack.
@stake_spike on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 9:00am.
Her people are always claiming whatever Amy's clinging to as the best thing for her because they don't want to take responsibility and warehouse that chick until she can function. She has "opiate eyes" to me;there is no way this chick is getting new music done.
Didn't La Wino record some tracks months ago in St. Lucia? I know she keeps saying she's working on it but damn! B2B was 4 years ago! I have hope, one day this bitch will get her shit together. I still listen to Frank and B2B. I mean the talent is there. Harness that shit crackhead!
Wino's serving face AND body.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:56am
Glad I'm not the only one who saw through that shit. Bitch needed the press. I don't why people keep saying he's the best thing for her. She was the only famous person at his "premiere", coincidence? I think not.
winehouse's skin looks good, but what's with the poopy posture?
she says she's working on a record, mark ronson producing, in the "back to black' vein, so......whatever, i'll believe it when i hear it.
OT: cold turkey from anti-depressants would be dangerous for Lohan. i don't know about the adderall and ambien tho. maybe the plan is to slowly detox her.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
there is something incredibly satisfying by not taking any illegal drugs and going the speed limit and stopping fully on a right on red and going for your morning walk and having morning psalm and proverb devotionals and then getting drunk and staying in for the day.
re: hohan's slammer drugs
Hopefully, Blo won't have access to the whole rx bottle. At least they're not letting her have the pain meds! I would imagine it's going to be given to her in those little cups by a member of the jail staff at a set time, in measured amounts. They will watch her swallow the pill. Adderall doesn't get you fucked up if you take a small amount orally - people crush up way more than their doctor prescribed and snort it. I can't imagine anyone wanting to be awake for days in jail and fucking railing, that would be awful. I'd rather just score a bottle of NyQuil and try to sleep that shit away.
When she goes to rehab, does the judge get to pick which one? Or will she be at some "celeb" rehab where she'll get fucked up and shop all day?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:37am.
ahahahaha! Remember that??! I wonder if they still make it?
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She needs to be committed and controlled like the Spears girl. I'm sure her enablers will come out with some story about her falling off the wagon she was never on because the boyfriend dumped her ass. His movie is out and he got the press he needed so he probably tossed her messy ass.
Party Pooper:(
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God, can we just put a moratorium on Hohan discussion while that trick is in jail!?
If God answers our prayers, she'll get shanked up in there anyway!
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Is the rasta guy in the last thumbnail a giant prop?
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Yeah, maybe if they stop calling them "meds" like she has a fucking headache and start referring to them as DRUGS; cuz really they're just keeping her drugged, things might start to make sense.
I was just googling quick and it occurred to me - WHEN did we decide that it was ok to live your entire life drugged? Is reality THAT bad? Jeez.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
TMZ reports that Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.
Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.
ba dump bump!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:45am.
Off Topic: sorta
Lilo is getting all her fucking meds in the pokey!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/19/lindsay-lohan-goes-to-jail-90-days-rehab-p...
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How is Lilo going to learn her lesson if she is high the entire time she is in jail? Will she be able to get the prescription meds while in rehab too? Isnt an addiction to prescription meds a real addiction? SOme people have all the luck.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
@Pamela: She hangs with a Reggae crowd...she's not performing or recording but she's still singing when she's hanging out with those guys. That's why I'm holding on kinda cuz really that's the meat of it - that she keeps working - it's not so much about what WE see at this point.... (and hugs and smoochies from our lil non-brawl yesterday;p)
and@
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:40am.
LMAO! she's looking at that Rasta like he's a crack rock!!!
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She's totally saying: I don't even have to get on mah knees, babay! Ha!
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That's good for the jail system.. giving a crackhead legal crack and downers. She'll never learn.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Why the hell is she even there? Did she just wonder in off the street?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Off Topic: sorta
Lilo is getting all her fucking meds in the pokey!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/19/lindsay-lohan-goes-to-jail-90-days-rehab-p...
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LMAO! she's looking at that Rasta like he's a crack rock!!!
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WhiskeyTango:
Agreed.
This is why I can wait forever and a day for her trainwreck to come to a screeching halt. She is worth waiting for, like Lauryn Hill.
But Britney Spears?
She can kick it NOW.
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I like the last thumbnail the best, that rasta is trying to use the power of Selassie,jah,kali weed and the focus of his bredren to rid the world of that evil white DEVIL!!!
I bet she smells like Love's baby soft.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
LOL! Wino LOVES that big Rasta, huh?
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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...then again he probably rolls big fat giant joints so maybe not.