Birthday Sluts

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Happy belated birthday to all especially Selena Gomez, Keith Sweat, Willem Dafoe, and George Clinton (P*Funk).

N.Y...Jersey...Philly

So many favorites in there. Happy Birthday!
Also, Happy Birthday to supersinger, Kay Starr.
She's in her late eighties, I think.
She's known esp. for "Rock and Roll Waltz" and "Wheel of Fortune".

Happy B-day to Terrance Stamp, the most cultured and refine lady ever in PRISCILLA!

It's my mommy's birthday too y'all! 59 years of bitchery (okay, I should say 26 since that's how old I am) and counting!

Love how my rich big sister wakes me up this morning after being in town for a day:

"Fine! you don't have to wake up! I'm going to make sure mom has a good birthday!"

Watch those two go to dinner without telling me, only to then complain that I didn't go. See what I mean?

ARGGGG.

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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.

Damn! I'd hit Trebek - I had no idea that he was 70s porno HOT in his "youth". Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (Why do guys want to shave EVERYTHING these days, and look like tween girls. UGH.)

Happy b-day to some of my favorite sluts!!!

Franka Potente (She needs to record again. Love her)

Rufus Wainwright (Evil Angel kills me every time. He's a genius.)

Irene Bedard (One of my favorite actresses ever. See Lakota Woman. Seriously.)

John Leguizamo (BRILLIANT on stage. I read Spic-O-Rama when I was 18, and have been a fan ever since.)

Willem Dafoe (Everything this dude does? Gold.)

Louise Fletcher (NURSE RACHETT!)

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... and I am now your karma.

Ohhhh, Michael K, again you forgot SPARKY LYLE! You're pissing me off, because I reminded you:(
Oh well, Sparky pisses me off, too. But still, unforgettable...after all these years.

Happy birthday, Louise Fletcher & to Don & Alex, two guys who rocked the white-boy fro in their younger days.

Wow there's some hot crazy bastards having their B-Day. I Loooooooove Terence Stamp. Love him.

happy b-day, nurse Ratched!!!

very underrated actress, in my opinion

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Happy BDay to this serious list of sluts! Damn...I had the biggest crush on John Leguizamo. Such a quirky cutey!
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed

ROB ESTES!!!!!!!!!!!

*watches reruns of Silk Stalkings*

Happy birthday to Sid, one of my favorite characters of all times!!

*said with a lisp*

"That's it. You're out of the herd."

Happy 18th Selena the angel!! xoxoxox

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HB Rob Estes! Yum! :)

Now that Selena is 18, everyone is about to find out what The Dirty Gomez' really is.

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I'll take "People who look like 70's Porn Stars" for $100, HB Trebek...

Gomez is about to become the latest slut released from the Disney factory.

Alex looks a lot like Ron Jeremy (when Ron was slender and at the top of his game).

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Alex Trebek is super stylin' in that picture. A very Happy Birthday to him.

Since Selena Gomez is now 18, is all the stuff about her being a dirty whore going to get confirmed?

John Leguizamo is 46? Damn I'm gettin old. No matter how old he gets he will always be "The Pest" to me :)

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Where the cash at?

Living under an assumed name and with a shady looking wig, it's safe to say Danny Glover isn't going to be celebrating any birthdays until Mel "sweet talker" Gibson's drama is over.

--thanks awfully--

John Leguizamo!!! I need him to do another stand up show- he is brilliant.

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Ay Mama, you seem to forget- I never will let a man control my emotions
But when he smiles, I feel like a little child
-Christina Aguilera "Infatuation"

Louise Fletcher will always be a hot slut to me, just for the fact she swallowed a whole frog in the awful remake of "Invaders From Mars". Now that's talent!

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

OMGLOLWTFLMAO! So many fab hot sluts today!

*explodes from joy*

Alex Trebek (70)
Rufus Wainwright (37)
Rhys Ifans (42)
John Leguizamo (46)
Willem Dafoe (55)
Albert Brooks (63)
Don Henley (63)
Danny Glover (64)
George Clinton (69)
Terence Stamp (71)
Louise Fletcher (76)
Oscar de la Renta (78)

*seizes*
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD . . . it's his birthday!

Pedobear sad today, another Disney tot turns 18.

Oh yeah, and HB to Selena, Alex Trebek, Rufus Wainwright, Keith Sweat, and the rest of these hot hos.

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

Alex Trebek is a hot piece of game show love!

Wanna-be child touchers everywhere are celebrating over Selena Gomez.

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

@Pamela - you know that Willem is reported to have a huge HUGE wang, right! I mean, like record-breaking. That's what they say...

I can't get past his face though - it's so sharp, like an open pair of scissors. Him and that Anna Kendrick - so pointy!

I know Selena Gomez is supposed to be the anti-Miley and shit but I saw her on Letterman the other night and she was kinda not so fabulous.

Happy Birthday Oscar de la Renta.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Alex Trebek is ***70***!?!?!?!? Damn.

Happy Birfday you sessy Canadian!

LMAO Deb

What is "Happy 70th, you Hot Septugenarian", Alex?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Holy crap...Alex Trebek is 70!???? O_o

Happy 70th Birthday to Alex Trebek. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Qqu_WBIc *********************************************************************************** Life is an adventure, explore! http://failblog.org/2010/07/20/epic-fail-photos-yearbook-quote-win/#comm...

Happy Birthday David Spade & John Leguizamo!! And you too, Tre-BEK!

Breakdown, I was wondering the same thing about Glover and Gibson.

LOL, Breaky! Good bunch of sluts today!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Happy Birthday Trebek.. your mother is a whore!

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"This is why we can't have nice things"

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010

Ok Alex, I'll take four letter words for five-hundred...

Happy birthday to the Jeopardy dude.

Alex Trebek is the shit! I love watching Jeopardy.

Willem Dafoe scares me. Saw "Boondocks Saints" last night oddly.

George Clinton is one of the true kings of funk.

Keith Sweat needs to come out with another album. "Make It Last Forever" is still my jam.

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"I'm too high
I'm too high
But I ain't left the ground"-Stevie Wonder

HB to Oscar! Mwah mwah mwah!

Awesome birthdays indeed! Happy Birthday Nurse Ratchett!
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Wyle E

"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.

Wow! Great birthdays!
LMAO at TBD!...and if he does pick up the phone he better record that shit!

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

Happy birthday to that sexy mofo Willem Dafoe, the gorgeous Terence Stamp and that fucking bitch nurse Ratched!

HB, Mr Keith Sweat, and thanks for providing good "getting it on" music for my old man and me in the mid 90`s..
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

Pauley Shore +Dane Cook= Rufus Wainwright

"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."

I always thought Willem Dafoe was ugly hot. Like ugly to look at but probably awesome as fuck in bed.

I guess same goes for David Spade he seems to land his fair share on hot pussy!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!