What In The Name Of A Komondor's Mangy Asshole....
This is what Tim Peeler was talking about when he said Knobby the Sasquatch had "bayootiful yallaw-ish hayer-ah." Where is a pair of runaway clippers with a strong stomach when you really need one?! There aren't many words for this, because that creature on Brit Brit's head is eating them all up. That shit looks like Chewbacca's asshole after shitting out pieces of the Yeti he just ate. The ASPCA announced that the most humane way of dealing with the tortured beast attacking Brit Brit's head is to gently put it down and cremate it. I can't.
On a positive note, at least Brit Brit doesn't ever have to worry about catching lice, because her head is the place that no living being dares to go.
"I will wish you into Brit Brit's weave!!!!" - Lice babies trying to scare the fuck out of each other.
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Me thinks the elevator is not going all the way to the top floor. At least in this situation.
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I can't tell what's going on except that her hair is beyond shit looking.
I've been saying it for a long time: why can't the new trend be that hair has to be natural? No extensions (except for black women who want length, but with a more natural texture), and natural texture. Can't it be beautiful to just embrace what you got already?
Why can't these girls grow their own hair? WTF is wrong with them?
What a freak-in Okey!
Whoa....imagine what her bush looks like!
looks like Alopecia from relaxing/straightening or it could be medication. My dr. put too much cortisone in a trigger point injection and caused about a third of my hair to fall out. Fortunately, I had thick hair and lots of it. I wouldn't doubt she gets the same stuff after being a dancer for so many years.
When even a crotch rot like Paris Hilton describes you as acting like a "barnyard animal", it's pretty obvious there aren't any gal pals or best gays in Britney's life. Not the kind that matter anyway.
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PS, looking at that " weave" is making me itchy.
I'm not into weaves, or have knowledge on this matter.. but can't she afford something better? something not homemade, and stolen from like 50 barbie's?
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"I will wish you into Brit Brit's weave!!!!" - Lice babies trying to scare the fuck out of each other.
CLASSIC!!!!
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I think Viva Mexico hit it on the nose. Or the head. Anyway, she must have that hair pulling disorder because she has the classic "friar" balding at the crown thing going on. I thought maybe she had that problem where all your hair falls out like Edie Beale, but no, I now believe it is that trickawhatever thing. It fits. I can see her putting down her cheeto bag and picking her hair out with cheesy fingers in a daze and then gently brushing the hair across her lips. And then a few blinks of her eyes and she comes to herself and says, "Oops, I did it again."
I think the matted dog with maggots in its fur on Animal Cops was cleaner than this bitch.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:55pm.
LOL. It kinda looks like someone zipped a monster into a Britney Costume...like that old Bugs Bunny cartoon with Merlin....
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AHAHAHA! Behold Gossamer aka Britney's hair!!
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LOL! Yes! AHHHAHAHAHAAHA!
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But do combat boots really go with a bust-up weave?
Oh my...that is the most unfortunate weave I've ever seen, and I've seen some bad ones. Pappa Spears is supposed to be keeping her from looking like a crazy. That's not just crazy hair, it's crack head crazy hair.
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Even with wet shit on her head I will always notice how FAT her neck is.
I agree with Britney starting from scratch. Cut it all off!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 2:55pm.
LOL. It kinda looks like someone zipped a monster into a Britney Costume...like that old Bugs Bunny cartoon with Merlin....
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AHAHAHA! Behold Gossamer aka Britney's hair!!
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the craziness of mental illness or the zombie fog of the cure - what a crappy reality. :(
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I sure hope that someone who truly cares for Britney shows her this picture. I don't think she'd like to be walking around like this if she knew. WHY can't celebs wear their own hair? Britney's hair as a kid was just fine and pretty. Where is it under all that weaving nest??
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this is off topic, but i just saw a pic of sean kingston driving around with justin beiber. for some reason, they seem unlikely friends - odd couple. and who'd be brave/foolish enough to get in a car with justin "i just got my license, so any car i drive is a certain death-trap!" beiber behind the wheel?
sean must be smokin' that good shit.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by sweet disposition on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:39pm.
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Agreed...she HAS to be very difficult to get along with - she could learn but that would require people to treat her like she's normal. And it would require fans like HOTNEY to stop praising every stupid ass thing she does. She needs a reality check in a big fat way.
And yeah - I see listlessness in there but I see sorrow also. I used to know a schizo who'd go off her meds all the time and once she told me: When I'm on that shit, every single damn thing is the same inside me, there's no fluctuating; the act of living has no impact on me - and THAT is depressing... I may have bad days when I'm off them but at least I have good days too.
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her hair is like that because of years of abusing her follicles with weaves and glue and it's never full recovered from when she shaved her head. someone bring her a hot pink wig--STAT!
One of her former employees is suing her because she walked around the house naked: IMO, that has to be less offensive than these pictures.
I think she may have this condition
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You know, I didn't think there was much Britney could do anymore to shock me but, well, I was wrong.
This is what I had to say on the matter yesterday: http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com/2010/07/hair-extensions....
This is why I refuse to get that kind of extensions (fusion). I had this stupid bitch hair stylists try to pressure me into doing that shit. See, I chopped off all my hair because it was fried to shit from when I bleached it for a year. Now I have a cute pixie-ish thing going on after 4 months of growth. But I cover it with a hat all the time so it doesn't matter. But yeah...those extensions are the all time stupidest shit you can do to your hair. They have to cut off an inch of your hair every time they remove them, and they remove them every two months...Well, your hair only grows an inch every two months. So if you get fusion extension, your hair will never grow. Which is why old Britters looks like she does in these pictures. And her hair has had like, 3 years to grow.
Sweet Baby Jesus, that is disgusting! YUCK!
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This is making me itch, it looks like weave rot. So sad.
she is just freaking disgusting..i can't anymore.
the oily weave pustule and the blobby belly and the ill fitting bra and the stupid goddam purse.just go the frig away already.
no excuse I know ghetto bitches who have their weave looking right and they dont even work
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Submitted by sweet disposition on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:23pm.
Who knows indeed. I think Britney had the benefit (or not) of really shitty stage parents, and that contributed a lot to the mess she is today.
Submitted by Crash_Override on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:35pm.
Still obese? *sleeps again*
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She's not obese. She looks normal and is not starving herself to death like she used to.
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Still obese? *sleeps again*
hey! kerfuffles,
someone would have to be colossally confused to imagine she's loved because she's being followed by paproids. some child stars definitely seem to be delusional when they try to make the transition to adulthood. is it because they were raised poorly or because of the pressure, scrutiny, and artificial adulation ot the entertainment industry? who knows?
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My 13-year old nappy pomeranian has nicer hair on his ass.
Looks like those shitty extensions really bother her scalp and it looks like she scratches at them - thus pulling what's left of her natural hair out - killing the folicals (sp?) so she most likely is balding.
Next stop the wig store.....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
I feel so sorry for her, I honestly do. She shd move to the UK/Any where else in the world for a while and get her life back. Because her life has never really been her own. Tears for her.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 4:00pm.
Ewwww, I had forgotten about that blue waffle mess. Now I'm scarred forever.
Do you think the carpet matches the drapes, though? [lame pun hour]
Submitted by sweet disposition on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:39pm.
Britney probably has no girl friends because she's most likely self-centered as hell, and no one in their right mind would hang out with her, especially she's past her prime and is just a sad mess. The worst thing is that it's not Brit's fault: child stars often are raised to believe the world revolves around them. Britters peaked when she was very young, which probably made her entitled and self-important. Celebrities like her think they're still loved and adored because paps follow them everywhere, failing to grasp the notion that these paps follow them not because they're starstruck with them, but because they're just waiting for the crazy to rear its head. Everybody loves a trainwreck, after all.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 3:58pm.
OMG THIS IS NASTY
How can a woman nearing her 30th birthday not have basic notions of hygiene and public presentation down??? Oh right, BRIT BRIT BE THE CRAZY.
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No, Seriously. LMAO, i called this shit 'weave-waffle' in OP, cause it is as nasty (and I mean visually gross as hell) as that 'blue-waffle' nightmare shit.
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OMG THIS IS NASTY
How can a woman nearing her 30th birthday not have basic notions of hygiene and public presentation down??? Oh right, BRIT BRIT BE THE CRAZY.
Seriously, Britney needs to shave her head again. No weave to mantain, no need for shampooing, it's a win-win! Plus, we could use more Crazy Britters.
The next time she goes to a hairdresser, they need to get some balls or lips and tell this mess NO MORE WEAVES!
Long hair is not sexy when it not healthy. Hell, its not sexy when its not real! Stop with the fake hair shit.
hi angel!
pertaining to brittany not having fun and needing a gf, it's true; i NEVER see brit w/ a gf. wonder why? if psycho lilo, who's prolly not the most socially skilled person in the world, can manage to have female friends (not referring to romantic encounters, just friendship) i'm stumped as to why brit can't make and maintain a few friendships w/ chicks.
as for brit not being happy, not having control and independence in her own life must be a bummer. no matter how necessary it is for brit's well-being to have mentally stable individuals in charge in her life, it can't be much fun as an adult having others tell her what to do. :(
finally, i've read that meds used to manage psychological disorders often leave the medicated individual somewhat zombified - kinda lifeless and out of it. maybe that's what we see when we view pics of brit - medication induced listlessness.
maybe it's not sorrow at all we're seeing?
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that looks like lenny kravitz's boosh
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Can you imagine how bad it smells? Ugh - nasty.
Chubby, cankles and matted hair. Is she still considered hot? If so, i need an overhaul!
For someone that has so much money, she sure knows how to look like shit. Seriously, how hard is it to wash and brush your hair. It's time for her to shave it all off again and start over.
Please get the clippers. Her hair is so damaged and broke off she need to take that weave out of and go natural til that shit grows back.
put honey on your hoecakes
LOL. It kinda looks like someone zipped a monster into a Britney Costume...like that old Bugs Bunny cartoon with Merlin....
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