Is This Gay Fish's New Piece?
World around Gay Fish's favorite undersea glory hole is that this Toni Braxton-like creature has officially replaced Amber Rose as his full-time MacBook holder. This is Shay, a glamour model from the UK who has a dash of wonk in the eye and magnificent chichis that could almost stomp on Kanye's ego in a cage fight.
According to Necole Bitchie and The Mirror, Shay claims that not only are 30JJ chesticles completely biodegradable and a gift from nature, but so is the rest of her. Yeah, we're going to need receipts from this "nature" bitch.
And here's a picture from a few months ago of Kanye with Shay.
Kanye looks like he barely woke up from a temporary coma after he attempted to motorboat Shay but failed. Somebody needs to press his external CAPS-LOCK key and you know where it's located (wink wink).
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Cabbagehead, MissLainey, Braintree I too have very large breasts and got my first bra in 4th grade after months of hearing my older sis go "you are disgusting! You need to get a bra!" But at the time I was very much a child and was worried about playing with dolls so my changing body wasn't my concern.
I need to get a reduction too. I have a long ass list of why it sucks having large boobs:
back pain
unwanted attention (even when sporting a tee)
ugly bras
can't wear a two-piece swimsuit without looking vulgar.
men not looking you in the eye (or women sometimes)
difficulty exercising
difficulty sleeping on stomach
difficulty finding dresses that fit
Ugh! the list is endless....
Anyway Simona Halep a pro-tennis player just got a BREAST REDUCTION and her before boobs looked HUUUUGGGGGEEEEE!!!! I'm bigger than her so just imagining what other people think when they see me freaks me out!
Well I did a Google search on her and I saw another picture of her in a bikini top or something like that.
And she looks like she has the flap jack titty thing going on, which means they're real.
I'm a J myself, and she doesn't look like a small girl either.
In that pic with "THE EGO" she has some side fat poofing out of her very tight top.
That happens when you have to make sure those puppies don't pop out from how heavy and saggy they are.
Anyone who thinks that MK Ultra slaves don't exist?
I'm weary of all these cartoon character women who conform to this porn-ideal bullshit.
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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
30 JJ...?!?! MAKES ME WANT TO LAUNCH INTO A CAPS LOCK CHICHI RANT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDxTiVAzv1U&playnext_from=TL&videos=Z6f4A...
"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. " ~Carlos Castaneda~
Okay, so if Kanye is only about 4 foot tall, unless he's standing on about 10 telephone books, she appears to be shorter than he is. How could she be a model? Ohhhhhhh, THAT kinda model. My bad.
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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!
Wow, amazing gorgeous!! yesterday I just saw her nice photos on a cele brity and milli onaire site 'se e k ric h . co m'. Is she single now or just lonely? You can check it out and chat with her there.
That pic looks ridiculous.
Why is Kanye always hooking up with these women that look like they border on the cusp of trannydom?!
This is the new definition of Murphy's Law.
And you sluts should know which Murphy I am speaking of!
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Oh, Gayfish. Hooking up with a straight man's porn ideal of hot ain't gonna buy you straight cred. At least Amber Rose has a unique look. Come out already.
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I don't have any breasts either so i say, if youve got them flaunt them!
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oh christ my entire being hates this chick already. yuck.
is that first picture supposed to be sexy? ugh. it looks like she's picking a popcorn kernel out of her teeth while trying to hold an armful of water balloons.
god i hate everyone right now :(
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I googled arrr why? whyyyy ...my eyesssssss!
http://globalgrind.com/channel/gossip/content/1699525/who-is-kanye-wests...
Coma Caca!
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30 JJ my fucking...ass or some shit! wtf is that size??????! NATURAL my belly button!!!
Coma Caca!
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He looks like he is smelling the NASTIEST fart/shart EVER in that first picture...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Edit: OOOPS second picture I meant
She looks like Kim Kardashian's retarded stunt double.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Holy FUCK that's a lot of Photoshop. And she looks like she's made of Cheez Whiz.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 10:53pm.
BITCH IS BUSTED
that's all I got.
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Works for me. *thumbs up*
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Please get the fuck out ---->
BITCH IS BUSTED.
that's all I got.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 9:26pm.
I really hate that fingers in the mouth pose. That's as bad as duck lips.
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Me to! Did I miss the meeting everyone had about grown womens fingers in the the mouth being sexy?
Guess what, the I just gave oral to a lemon face looks stupid as fuck to!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I will never understand why guys think fake tits are the bees knees! I get why guys like boobs, I do I totally get it, but not big old fake rock hard "bladder" tits!
Ill keep my mosquito bites thanks!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Eew! wtf is that!? Get it away from me! O_O
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For your health.
Another whore for gayfish to keep himself in the press. YAWN! GO AWAY GAYFISH!
I really hate that fingers in the mouth pose. That's as bad as duck lips.
Gay Fish can suck my ass
Natural breasts my ass!!!
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
This nasty whore is fug junction. Amber Rose must be chuckling to herself that gay fish ended up with such a "catch" (with a penis).
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
It's weird how this blue background is so recurring...I tend to think of it as the DListed Sears photo, reserved mostly for Z-listers (even old geeky before they were famous" pix).
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This tranny seems like she came out of the same trailer park as Coco. And those tits would be kissing her knees by the time she's forty, so I wouldn't go bragging if I were her.
Not an upgrad from Amber Rose. If you'd told me this new piece was a contestant on Rupaul's Drag Race, I'd have no problem believing it.
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:24pm
The way people talk in here you'd think breast were suppose to defy gravity, no matter how big they are.
I'm sure KW choose this chick for her high IQ
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Real or fake, looks nice at first glance.
Oh brother.
That is all.
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she looks like a bloated toad.
with a lazy eye
She has big photo-shopped tits- and he's gay.
I agree with the others ladies on here that have ample bosom. I keep mine covered up too because I don't like the attention.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:28pm.
Mos Def came off as homophobic
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Ford Prefect nooooo
She's wearing Jenna Mouney's Streetwalker Fuschia Lipstick.
Kanye, you went from bad to worse.
why is her left side drawn out like a cartoon? wtf is a glamour girl? I love this place. changing the english language..."business woman" and now glamour girl!!! oooooo what to put as my resume title>>!!!
Coma Caca!
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this creature needs a semester at DragU...
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conscience off...dick on...
Why is she orange?
Kanye will never come out because in hip-hop, you can't be gay and rap...even though so many rappers engage in same-sex initiations and rituals. Mos Def came off as homophobic when he tried to imply that there are many quasi-homosexuals running things behind the scenes.
I think they might real, if you look at some of the pics in the link, you can see they have a natural drop, a couple stretch marks in the right places, etc. The pic MK chose is beyond photoshopped.
That said: BUTTERFACE.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
Figures fag fish goes out with a braindead big-titted chick he can boss around. Dude's not into chick with brains or personality...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
never mind the tits...does she still have a dick? that 's what I'd like to know because she looks particularly trannylicious.
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O yeah - that hair on her head is real?
I can't say nuthin' about them boobies tho - they seem to be squishing out of her dress in just the right way and all that...
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 5:05pm.
HAHHAAHAHAH. you made me spit out diet coke. HIlarious. Can I quote you?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Like cabbagehead I have never felt that confident have a large chest - in fact, it makes me feel very self-concious when I go out in public.
I call shennanigans on this chick being a) natural and b) a JJ cup. I'm an I cup and I'm way bigger than she is. There is no way on God's green earth that she's 2 cup sizes larger than me.
That poor girl's been airbrushed to hell and back in that first photo too. *shakes head*