About Stepford Katie As Jackie O....
You can tell me that I've been drinking massive amounts of Kool-Aid spiked with barley water, but I have to admit that...um...errrr...um...well.. Katie Holmes does kind of sort of look like Jackie O. Trust me, I'm screaming "Jackie Xenooooo" in my head while typing this mess.
If you beat yourself in the head with an E-Meter a few times and squint your eyes like Tommy Girl getting triple fisted, you sort of see it, right? Oh fuckit. Let's just say she looks more like Rosie O'Donnell in The Flintstones after spending three weeks detoxing in a Scientology sauna. It's better that way.
Here's more of Stepford Katie wearing one of her old pillow bumps on the Toronto set of The Kennedys with Greg Kinnear, Suri and Charlie Brown in a wig Isabella Cruise.
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That midcentury vintage wardrobe isn't even tailored properly and the fabric is so shopworn that it is obviosuly 50 years olf. Jackie would never wear untailored old fabric. Looks like schitt.
Fire the wardrobe hag.
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Jackie O had tremendous Star quality because of the way she posed and treated the paparazzi...Kateobot has zero star quality, is not even close to being pretty, and has no talent....why do they keep giving her jobs?
Stan, I think Jeanne Tripplehorn is a tad too old to play Jackie in her White House years. But I agree, she was great in the HBO Gray Gardens.
I like Katiebot's hair here. I would wear this style today.
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I second the cankles. The tree stumps don't match the rest of her. Weird. Isabella is a minor so off snarky limits to me.
Surprised they didn't tap Jeanne Tripplehorn (sp?) for this movie, she's a sexy Jackie. I liked her in Grey Gardens. Katie is a far stretch for a Jackie.
Gotta give Katie some props. At least she includes Isabella in her daughter's life. I don't think Nicole is as receptive towards her. If anyone has a pic of her with Nicole daughter, I'd like to see it cause I don't ever recall her being with her other sister.
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Isabella. That's really bad hair.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 7:10pm.
I wonder if Isabella is there as a guest, or as an aide to Suri's nannys. Somewhere out there, Isabellas biological mother is heartbroken that her child wasn't adopted into a normal family.
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Isabella was plucked from a Scientologist's womb. So was Conner.
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I did not know that, but in retrospect, it makes sense that Tommy would want a pure blood Scientology baby when he couldn't knock up Nicole. SeaOrg operatives who are pregnant are often encouraged, if not downright pressed, to abort... either way, you would NOT want to raise a child in the organisation. I've heard downright horror stories about kids who grew up in it or joined the Org as young teenagers.
Come to think of it, I seem to recall hearing somewhere that Isabella and Connor were in SeaOrg themselves. It's not unusual for Scientology kids, even relatives of higher ups, to spend some time at the org (I think David Miscavige's niece, the one who got away from the cult, did some time too). If they did they probably got cushy positions at the headquarters or something like that, though, but that would explain Isabella's haircut because she hasn't got the facial structure to rock the pixie look just for shits and giggles.
(Hee. Started out talking about a shady organisation and it degenerated into hair tips. I'm so useless. xD)
Since when did Jackie O have cankles!?
EPIC FAIL!
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She's so cute. Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single's club named 'see k ric h . c om'. She's attractive, sexy and popular there.
She looks like shit.
Hillary Clinton was caught jacking-off to photos of Katie's cankles.
(Hillary usually beats off while sniffing Janet Reno's jockstrap)
Oh no. Is she pregnant again? OK, she's supposed to be pregnant in the scene. Whew!
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
The day Jackie would wear a dress that badly fitted. And leave Isa alone! For the love of God!
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 11:20pm.
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Co signing on the cankles. Love em.
I have not-such-good-legs..and mine look better than this! whoa...they are like stovepipes
MMMMM Cankles
CANKLES!!! And that is not a Jackie-O tailoring on that suit. It's poorly shaped.
She looks good in the face/hair region though.
That said, someone mentioned Winona Ryder, and oh my that WOULD be good. She has enough resemblance, and can actually act, too.
Does this mean Nicole Kidman is Peter Lawford?
I have nothing against robots... but Katie H. has Kankles.
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Submitted by MissMary666 on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:59pm.
Poor Isabella. Is she dressed by Mrs. David Miscavige?
Naw, Tom has better taste than that.
I know Suri is a beast child but I feel sorry for her stuck all the time with her robot mother. Can't she have even one friend?
My cats (all five of them) asses look more like Jackie than that dumb bitch!
The only thing that could get me to watch this is Greg Kinnear, adore that man.
I wonder if Catholic Jackie would care a Scientologist is playing her. The Catholic Church recognizes Scientology as a religion but still no love lost between them.
She just doesn't look like Jackie. Jackie was pretty, but it wasn't a Hollywood type of prettiness where you look as bland and mannequinny as possible. Her mouth was wide, her eyes were wide apart, and she had a slightly odd nose, all together they worked but she wasn't as generic as Katie.
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Is sure in the movie to? That kid is running around all the time, I bet she annoys the shit out off all the people working on set!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
The only bad thing is the cankles.
Jackie had great legs.
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Sure she looks a little bit like her. So could tons of other people if they put on a wig and her clothes.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:16pm.
Think Winona Ryder would be a better fit.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 7:10pm.
I wonder if Isabella is there as a guest, or as an aide to Suri's nannys. Somewhere out there, Isabellas biological mother is heartbroken that her child wasn't adopted into a normal family.
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Isabella was plucked from a Scientologist's womb. So was Conner.
yeah. just what the world needs: another crappy Kennedy movie. weren't the first 20,000 enough?
Stepford "Kate" works so damn hard at keeping her mis-shapen little snaggle teeth from showing - she must be extremely insecure to think about it that much. sad. (but not that sad.)
Jackie Kennedy was elegant and feminine but she wasn't that pretty in the face. I think Katie is much prettier than Jackie was but they do resemble; especially with the wide set eyes. They are both tall but Jackie was much more slender where Katie is bigger boned. Hopefully Katie pulls it off--she tends to over act.
Jackie had big feet and hands, but she had VERY slender legs. In fact, it was said she was a bit embarassed by the fact they were so thin and slightly bowed.
Pregnant or not, Jackie O. would never have worn such an ill tailored, bad fitting suit. And I'm afraid she DID have cankles, as well as enormous hands and feet. Katie's not far off the mark except for her phlegmatic expression
Poor Isabella. Is she dressed by Mrs. David Miscavige?
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:32pm.
Poor Isabella. I can't even snark on that unfortunate child.
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Word. I feel for that poor girl.
Rumor is her bio parents were members of CO$'s Sea Org, and she had the misfortune of being adopted by Captain Crazy. Sounds like she never had any chance of a normal life.
I also feel bad because prior to TomKat, she and her younger brother were hardly seen in public.
It will be interesting to see if she ever leaves that group and perhaps goes to live with her mother, Nicole Kidman. I know a lot of people don't like NK, but she seems like a good mother.
She has no spirit, walking robot. Who the fuck is she trying to fool.
Poor Isabella. I can't even snark on that unfortunate child.
I have no idea how they treat her, but it's probably not as nicely as Suri. I had a friend in high school who, with her older brother, was adopted as a young child by a wealthy couple. Several years later, her adopted parents were able to conceive and had two bio kids. It was absolutely disgusting and heartbreaking to see how the parents favored the bio kids. (She and her brother were still nice to the bio kids because even though were were just little kids, they were well aware of the dynamic and felt guilty about it) Fucking asshole parents. And her father was always complimenting me in a creepy way. She married a really nice guy (her high school sweetheart) and I'm so happy she got away from her shrew cunt mother.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/145831/isabella-cruise-blue-h...
This is how Isabella is when she is visiting with her Mom. Normal. This was taken in 2008.
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who is the guy in the purple dress supposed to be?">
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CANKLES.
Her legs are like fucking ham hocks.
You, madam, are no Jackie O.
IMO a better Jackie Kennedy Onassis is Rachel Weisz
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Face = a definite resemblance but I agree with whomever said Katie's old nose would've been a better match
Body = no
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I know I'm in the minority here, but I actually think that Katie is a gorgeous woman. Her looks aren't really the problem...it's the fact that she's completely dead inside that makes people perceive her as being unattractive. When you're as unhappy as she is, it shows on the outside. That said, she willingly sold her soul to Satan's daughter and I don't feel any pity for her.
Isabella is a different story...I'm willing to bet that she's almost as unhappy as Katie. Being the older, fat, less attractive sister to a miniature princess girl (which is how Suri probably fancies herself) can't be easy, especially when you are pushed to the background while little princess has her every whim indulged and is showcased to the world.
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Isabella looks so weird. Short hair is definitely not her thing. Doesn't frame her face well. Suri sure seems to be the HBIC. Can't wait to see how she turns out in the next 5-10 years.
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idgaf, she looks great
Tommy is texting her in that one photo telling her to bring the little blue number home with her cuz he wants to wear it later
I wonder if Isabella is there as a guest, or as an aide to Suri's nannys. Somewhere out there, Isabellas biological mother is heartbroken that her child wasn't adopted into a normal family.
I wonder if that's one of the pillows Katie Bot used during her 13 month pregnancy with Suri?
Never got the fascination with Jackie, but she deserves better than this no-talent, cankle-cursed robot playing her. Katie Holmes cannot act to save her life.
Actually I am more intrigued by the boom operator wearing a pair of Crocs (main photo). I thought that fad died out months ago.
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