The "House" Crew Knows How To Party
When interviewing with a prospective employer, you should always ask them the following questions:
1. Do you provide mirrors in the break room to quickly do lines of the bad shit off of? And if so, do I have to clean up after myself, because seeing a note that reads "Please clean your coke residue off the mirrors after using. I am not your maid!" will really annoy me.
2. Orgies during business hours. Yay or nay?
3. Will my superiors have a problem with calling me by my nickname: Fag Pussy Slave Bitch?
If you're interviewing for a position on the show House M.D., then they will answer a resounding "FUCK YES, Fag Pussy Slave Bitch!!!" to all the questions above. This is according to Carl Jones. TMZ reports that Carl, a former prop master for the show, is suing for $1,000,000 claiming he was fired for not participating in "degenerate conduct." Don't threaten me with a good time!
The "degenerate conduct" Carl is talking about includes: "visits to strip bars (into it), participation in getting drunk (sounds good to me), stoned (all about it) or intoxicated (yippee) on cocaine (sure), to participate in sexual conduct (I'm on it) at the trailer (wherever), and other dangerous conduct (can do)." The lawsuit also states that supervisors would regularly refer to Carl and other employees as "fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots." Carl also claims that one supervisor brought a gun to work several times and another one threw a knife at a target on set.
When Carl complained to the executive producer, he was ignored and eventually let go. Carl says he has suffered depression and some kind of physical injury. The physical injury probably came from Carl punching himself in the face for not taking free booze from a supervisor!
But seriously, if all of this is true then Carl has every right to sue, because this is unprofessional and unacceptable behavior! That being said, do you think they are looking to fill the prop master position? Or do you think Tiger Woods has already taken it?
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Sounds like my kinda set!! That guy Carl is a twat waffle! ;-P
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I've always found this show kinda pretentious and overrated...kinda like 'Six Feet Under'...I'm more inclined to believe 'House' is an uptight stick-up-the-a** set given how seriously the show seems to take itself...
...someone should remind the people who produce shows like this that they're not doing Beckett or Shakespeare...
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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 9:22am.
I worked for a PR firm that would serve alcohol any time you wanted it. They went out of business.
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LOL! I've seen THIS statement more than once up here...I hope all those loose employers are taking notes;p
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This is just regular below the line shit. This sort of thing goes on in every production (movie/tv show). It the norm rather than the exception. People who dont like just dont complain. I mean working in the industry is one of the greatest jobs a person can have and the money is super fucking awesome, plus the free healthcare. I mean come the fuck on. Even the super Christians just go to work and leave the shenanigans to others, they dont sue or complain.
And this muthafucka is COMPLAINING?!
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I worked for a PR firm that would serve alcohol any time you wanted it. They went out of business.
"The lawsuit also states that supervisors would regularly refer to Carl and other employees as "fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots."
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Oh, please. We do worse each and every day right here in these comments.
Unless he has some proof, he is now permanently unemployed.
Yeah, that's just terrible! ::grabs resume and CA flight boarding pass off printer and runs out door::
I like him. He's hot. BTW, my friend saw his profile on a site with many nice photos. It seems called 'Se ek Ric h . co m'. Let me check it for you guys.
And yet he doesn't have any proof? Fuck did he learn nothing from Oksana?
A million dollars? I don't think he's going to get anything after lawyers fees.
This scraggly mofo Hugh Laurie...will NEVER see the hot. Have tried -- done all the to-the-side, backed up several feet, closed in inches from surface, that you do at a gallery when you just don't get the specialness of an artwork, but to no avail. Hugh Laurie ALWAYS comes off as an angry hobo in clean clothes.
eta: regarding the props guy: sue on; you never know wtf is going down anywhere. This you live & learn with a quickness in the lawsuit business.
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LMAO @ The "degenerate conduct" Carl is talking about includes: "visits to strip bars (into it), participation in getting drunk (sounds good to me), stoned (all about it) or intoxicated (yippee) on cocaine (sure), to participate in sexual conduct (I'm on it) at the trailer (wherever), and other dangerous conduct (can do)."
Hahahahaha! MK, thank you!
Hugh Laurie can call me his Fag Pussy Slave Bitch anytime!
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where can I apply? I change my resume to "glamour girl"
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House is actually known as a very uptight set. It was very unpleasant and tense when I was there. Not in a druggiesex way, in a some one has a major stick up their but and forgets to let people have lunch before going back on set way. And MK -- what do you mean "sure" to coke!?! You know it is the "bad stuff". Has fame gone to your head? Pot isn't good enough for you?
UM...... WHAT? I'm very jealous of the work that goes on at "House"
That prop master is makin' me annoyed. you gotta know when you've got it good. What a stupid cunt.
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I wouldn't mind if the House actors ran a train on me.
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This sounds more like the Chelsea Lately office!
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Sorry, but if that job involved havingf Hugh Laurie smack me on the face with his unbelievably large cock, then I would do that shit for FREE.
Bitches.
I'm fairly certain you can't sue people for having no morals, class or shame. Nice try though, prop guy...
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Submitted by justincase on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:52pm.
It sounds like Carl is referring to the below the line tech staff and not the actors (as they prefer their hi-jinks sans labourers and other ordinary folk). I worked in Set Dec on a cable sci-fi show a ways back and in my fly-on-the-wall, nobody position, I was privy to some of the most appalling behaviour I had ever seen in a work place as in all of the above. Then I went to Home Depot for three years and that was WORSE!!!!
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more please. i also want more on the home depot debauchery. (i'm thinking 'power tools'?)
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MK is into going to strip bars? Seriously? Does he realize that those are places where women pull out their bazoongas and split open their hoohas? Is he really into that? Who knew? And here I thought he was a rainbow sprouting super-gay unicorn!
What no vicodin? Dr. House would not approve!
Where do I fucking sign?
What's the problem? Pull an Octosana, secretly record everything and get your mil under the table instead of having to go to court. Problem solved.
crazyinjapan,
Anyone who references "The Young Ones" is supercool to me. :)
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clearly Carl is just a gold digging whore.
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I'm sure the character, Dr. House, would resoundingly approve of these types of debauchery going on in the workplace of the show about himself. Hugh Laurie rocks. Anyone who was ever on "The Young Ones" is supercool to me.
He should be fired - he's a pussy. I'd f-ing kill for a martini at work. Let me put a drink together, you can call me anything you want.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:49pm.
I sit in a boring cubicle all day in a shitty office working for shitty people. This job sounds like paradise.
@TrashyWilma, seriously.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:24pm.
@Suckyandfuck(me sugar), @soultonic and I were worried the other day in the IceT thread (i think) if that was you passed out on the Port Authority stairwell and shit. Good to see it wasn't you.
ONT: HMD is a kick ass show; something ain't kosher in the backstory allegations, but who knows nowadays and shit
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:32pm.
only kidding. coke is nasty as hell. youre on top of the world when you do it, but just wait till you come down off it. Bam! Nasty ass shit.
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I have ADHD and therefore amphetamines calm my brain. I used to do coke, sit there, not feel a damn thing and then go to bed. What a boring drug.
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I sit in a boring cubicle all day in a shitty office working for shitty people. This job sounds like paradise.
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Submitted by beb on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 8:07pm.
I had a job like that during the high-tech bubble...a booze cart came to your desk every Friday and we'd randomly get together for drinking sessions (referred to as 'Tuesdays'). I ended up getting fucked a few times by a co-worker, a budding legal eagle who was deep in the closet. Nice dick, though...really thick.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Nice. Meanwhile, my office doesn't even have a working coffee machine and a scourge of FRIDGE THIEVES who steal my Diet Cokes.
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Sucky wrote:
WAH I HAD AN AWESOME JOB FUCKING CO WORKERS AND GETTING SERVED ALCOHOL WAH I'M SUING WAH!
I had a job like that during the high-tech bubble...a booze cart came to your desk every Friday and we'd randomly get together for drinking sessions (referred to as 'Tuesdays'). I ended up getting fucked a few times by a co-worker, a budding legal eagle who was deep in the closet. Nice dick, though...really thick.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 7:55pm.
Nothing to do with Hugh Laurie so why use his foto?
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really??? bummer... he seems like so much fun!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
oh and I think its shameful to act as if there's another job that doesn't have ""fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots" as 95% of its employees.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots."
pffft! where are the whores and sluts???!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
WAH I HAD AN AWESOME JOB FUCKING CO WORKERS AND GETTING SERVED ALCOHOL WAH I'M SUING WAH!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by justincase on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:52pm.
It sounds like Carl is referring to the below the line tech staff and not the actors (as they prefer their hi-jinks sans labourers and other ordinary folk). I worked in Set Dec on a cable sci-fi show a ways back and in my fly-on-the-wall, nobody position, I was privy to some of the most appalling behaviour I had ever seen in a work place as in all of the above.
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ITA. And for those who think this would be their dream job, maybe Carl just wasn't really into being forced to do hardcore dope, suck some fat, stinky producer's cock and Lawd knows what else.
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Nothing to do with Hugh Laurie so why use his foto?
I fucking want this job. Sans the coke, I don't do hard drugs! Everything else sounds like getting paid to party and makes me jealous.
We think this is all lies and he really telecommutes from home.....Love Jane and Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I'm having a hard time believing this guy's allegations. No way this shit was going on in March - they fired Jennifer Morrison almost a year ago.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:40pm.
Charlie, are you here?
You asked a question about puppy toilet-training in OP, I've left a comment for you there, okay?
On topic : LMAO @ "fags, pussies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots". Hahahahaha
Is Carl an intern? Anyone who has ever worked production knows this shit par for the course. In fact, I think Mel may have taken some voice & articulation lessons from some of the producers I've worked for. Hell, I remember back in the day producers paid the staff with coke.
I totally disbelieve it. House is to well-written and too well-acted for that much debauchery to happen. Folks would be too tired or too wired to produce such a great show.
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