And If You Don't Like It BOO HOO!
The Children's Choir of Hades, which masquerades under the name Kidz Bop while performing here on Earth, has conjured up an instant classic with their cover of Xtina's HO SHIT ANTHEM "Not Myself Tonight." Tipper Gore does not need to step in here, because the "fuck yous" have been replaced with "boo hoos". So parents can let the baby prostitots and postnatal pimps in their lives shake their low-rise Pull-Ups to this without feeling an ounce of guilt!
Since these bratlings are singing about how they are not themselves tonight, does that mean they are actually behaving, being polite and not rolling their eyes at you when you tell them that they cannot watch another episode of Waverly Place or whatever shit they are filling their heads with? If that's the case, this can be used as a parenting tool!
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@boomsy, exactly! i don't know why so many people have a hard time grasping that! although, if i hear a kid singing something that sounds like a particular popular song, i would assume they've heard the regular version and just have some words mixed up rather than thinking they've learned it off of some marketing ploy cd. to make matters worse, i saw a commercial where they're urging kids to try out and promising a "rock star makeover." haha
The Kidz Bop version of "Alejandro" sounds like Menudo.
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Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
wonder if they ever covered Me So Horny? at least they had the good sense to eliminate the xtina oversinging/screaming.
I can sing this song better than this Kid Bopz broad.... and I'm 27. Yes, when I sing I sound like a chipmunk!
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I've always hated Kidz Bop. They sound like a Children of the Corn choir serenading you into a stupor before they stab your eyes out and feast on your soul. But what the fuck? Children don't need to be singing most songs on the radio, let alone this one.
Kids are so oversexualized today. They don't even make kid's clothes; there's just mini versions of teen clothes. Low cut, belly baring, too tight; everything is throwing sex in kids faces. On top of that there is no sex education today. They want to teach abstinence, then complain that teen pregnancy and disease transmission are high and keep rising. Ugh.
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@forever.now: You hit the nail on the head; they had to change quite a few lines in the song because they're not kid appropriate. In fact, I'm sure Xtina had no intention of it being appropriate (hence the f--- you's). I hate Kidz Bop and other kiddified (yeah, I'm making up words) music; if the original is bad, DON'T LET YOUR KIDS LISTEN. Children singing it does not make it any better.
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It's disgusting how kids are being indoctrinated into this shit. Your kids' sexualization begins with the Disney Channel, it starts subtle with shit like Hannah Montana (split personalities, duality, incest suggestions, focus on boys and appearance, 'hypnotic' songs that tout Disney's fucked up "values") and by the time they are teens/preteens whomever they idolized on Disney growing up is thrusting their crotch around, thrashing sexually in cages and singing dissociative sex anthems.
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I'm going to Nancy Regan this and just say NO.
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I'll stick with the instrumental lullaby versions of classic rock songs, this is crap.
"Postnatal pimps"????????
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
My youngest came back from the ex-psycho and his ghetto fabulous family singing Superman that Ho. Wonder why that never caught on with Kidz Bop?
@angel...thanks for that observation, it's nice to know there are still kids out there that aren't jaded by the time they hit the teen years. I'm just feeling really old today I guess!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by HollyG on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 9:10am.
Ok, I'm curious now--does kidz bop cover EVERY so-called popular song? If so, how did they do that Blame it on the al-al-al-cohol song?
Blame it on the br-br-br-breast milk?
Blame it on the ju-ju-juice box?
i've seen the christina video for this song. just too much fuckery.
as for kidz bops... when you have to replace multiple "fuck yous" in a song, that should be a subtle indication that it's really not a kids' song. there are plenty of other songs. in fact, i imagine they could've found a different song on that very same christina cd.
Don't worry Mr. Mercury - I know a whole bunch of twelve year olds who still giggle and blush at the idea that they MIGHT, SOMEDAY be part of the debauchery. They don't swear (ok sometimes but not casually) or wear ho clothes and they're not even geeky. They're just kids who think being a kid is pretty cool and are not tryna shed themselves of it too quickly.
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Submitted by HollyG on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 9:10am.
Ok, I'm curious now--does kidz bop cover EVERY so-called popular song? If so, how did they do that Blame it on the al-al-al-cohol song?
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The TV commercial for this is pretty disturbing also. Makes me wonder where all the real children went, most of the time all I see are spoiled mini-adults with Twitter, cell phones, piercings, makeup, and all the trappings of a slut club culture they're still too young to understand. Watching a 12-year old grinding it out on the dance floor is both appalling and sad.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Children's Choir of Hades! LMAO!
*reports to devil's office*
Has this group covered Fuck the Police or Smack My Bitch Up yet? Because they really, really should.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:52am.
Yeah whenever I get drunk I always sing "So Yesterday" on Band Hero and I can never get through it cause I get boo'd off stage haha.
Ok, I'm curious now--does kidz bop cover EVERY so-called popular song? If so, how did they do that Blame it on the al-al-al-cohol song?
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Thought that was Ke$ha.
Hey Jazz! When I was 12 I listened to Led Zeppelin IV like it was going out of style! My friend has a 12 year old daughter...I made her sit down & listen it about a month ago. I told her it was time to move on from Pete Wentz..poor kid. She was like 'wtf is this?' Kids these days.
On Christina...I have yet to hear that song on the radio so it must be a flop. But I live in Europe so maybe it hasn't made it over here yet? Or maybe she isn't very popular here.
Will there be a video of flashing crotched tots?
Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:43am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:36am.
I used to love Hilary Duff when I was 13 :( haha.
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Don't feel bad, I STILL sing Duff songs;p
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LOL! I guess you were a late bloomer then.
Unless, of course, you were sipping wine in the bath as you listened...;p
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:28am.
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:17am.
I think people are sick of Xtina's antics and that's why her album flopped.
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Flopped? It just came out!
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I actually went to look at her numbers within the month of its release and it was a flop compared to her other albums...especially in the UK. She also canceled her tour to promote the album. The 'Glee' Soundtrack even outsold Bionic.
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I'm not surprised about Glee...and I hardly count it cuz it's a fad. BUT I'm kinda surprised it's not doing well. She's bored me for ages now but I actually like this album. It interests me. She doesn't sound or look at all like Gaga to me...just that everyone's following a fashion trend and sadly, Xtina is a follower....personally, I think she's doing a good job of following right now.
I've seen a LOT of people say: What is she doing strutting around doing ho shit?....I don't mind her up there singing about this stuff and whatnot cuz, in her life, she's pretty down-to-earth. She's been working burlesque and came right out and said she was "Dirty" a whole long time ago....When Xtina sings, it's not really a glimpse into her life but it's ACTUALLY a performance. Maybe that's why we don't connect well with her, what with us all being in the Reality game... PLUS Ho shit is where it's at. Would she do any better if she put on a pleated skirt and sang about making cupcakes?
I'll be honest - I didn't get it right away. I don't know how to explain this properly but it's a new rhythm...we're all on a rhythm and Xtina stepped out. I dig it.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:15am.
Lame. While we are at it, why don't we start up a Playboy channel for toddlers. I'm sure Noah Cyrus is talking to TV execs as we speak.
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Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:30am.
Pretty sure Kidz Bop is out of touch with the world. Because 12 year olds take shots and kiss boys and girls these days. Then on school holidays they all sit outside a cafe sipping out of their drinks like their life is an episode of The Hills.
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LOL! When I was twelve I listened to KISS and Zep and collected used books on the occult. I was gonna make a deal with the devil for wealth and fame. Never paid off. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN PLAYED BACKWARDS LIED TO ME!!!
I could have lived forever without knowing about this fuckery.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:36am.
I used to love Hilary Duff when I was 13 :( haha.
Hollah for Dollahs!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:28am.
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:17am.
I think people are sick of Xtina's antics and that's why her album flopped.
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Flopped? It just came out!
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I actually went to look at her numbers within the month of its release and it was a flop compared to her other albums...especially in the UK. She also canceled her tour to promote the album. The 'Glee' Soundtrack even outsold Bionic.
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/christina-aguileras-bionic-sets-uncool-sal...
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http://entertainment.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=28147497830...
" Children's Choir of Hades "....LOL! There's not a kid I know from here to Hades that would find this Kidz Bop crap even remotely entertaining. I mean seriously, who do they produce this for? Make believe kids?
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Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:30am.
Pretty sure Kidz Bop is out of touch with the world. Because 12 year olds take shots and kiss boys and girls these days.
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Not mine, beyotch! (not personal - mama bear)
But I'm pretty sure Kidz Bop is for 8 year olds by 12 year olds like...which, yes, is even worse. But not nearly so bad when they're singing harmless Hilary Duff songs.
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Pretty sure Kidz Bop is out of touch with the world. Because 12 year olds take shots and kiss boys and girls these days. Then on school holidays they all sit outside a cafe sipping out of their drinks like their life is an episode of The Hills.
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 8:17am.
I think people are sick of Xtina's antics and that's why her album flopped.
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Flopped? It just came out!
I went to look for numbers cuz I don't follow them and OMG - People wanna call Angie a saint need to get a load of Xtina's charitable work. It's pretty fucking amazing, man. And a good example of the difference between people who give to give and people who give to look good.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Damn. They sound good. And I like this song but...Ummm...you know...we don't need to let kids sing everything. There are a lot of songs out there.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
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Hey, look at that! Another shitty thing marketed to kids I won't be buying!
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I'm not even watching this, and not just because I thought it was Lady Gaga when I first saw the pic.
Which is why I don't let the spawns of my loins listen to Kidz Bop. Spppppt, hey MK, you know you tagged this under Christina Applegate by mistake babe? ;)
I think people are sick of Xtina's antics and that's why her album flopped. She is a mom now and she comes out with her prostitute hooker look and attire. People are sick of that shit. Time to grow up Xtina.
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Lame. While we are at it, why don't we start up a Playboy channel for toddlers. I'm sure Noah Cyrus is talking to TV execs as we speak.
um, no - just no.
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I have not even heard the original X-Tina version yet.
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