Don't Call Him Gaycrest, So Says Julianne Hough
According to Julianne Hough, Gaycrest is not trying to pretend he's hugging a gigantic erect penis in the picture above. Julianne and Gaycrest having been sharing each other's lip gloss for a couple of months now, and recently she was overheard telling friends that she's not on payroll as his full-time beard.
While at a birthday party at Morton's Steakhouse in North Carolina the other night, 22-year-old Julianne apparently told one of her friends: "He was after me since I was 18 ... he totally wasn't my type ... I thought he was gay. After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him."
Then Julianne went on to say: "So he's not a dick gobbler, he's a barely legal hunter! Gaycrest...I mean...Straightcrest loves vagina. V-A-G-I-N-A. No, Ryan doesn't call me Derek when I pinch the Seacrest outie on his butt. No, we didn't seal our love with a signature on a contract. No, he didn't write all of this down for me. No, I am not shouting because he told me to talk loud enough for strangers to hear."
And that cackling you hear is coming from Paula Abdul. Somebody tell her to shush her lips with a Vicodin, because we all have to play along!
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He annoys me.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
GayHo
that is all..
"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."
She looks like she is about to make him motorboat her and he is giggling like a lil gurl. You know his dik is all shriveled and hiding from the estrogen.
Gaycrest is the antichrist.
funny how, whenever ryan gets all kissy-poo with a woman-person, that there just happens to be a photographer nearby to capture grainy 'candid' shots. how many times is he going to try this same ridiculous ploy??
@ryan: forget what merv advised you about the advantages of life in the closet. you're gay. you know it..everybody knows it..stop putting so much energy into denying it and you'll feel the tension just melt away.
beauty can deceive
he who loves it can deny
his nature in chase
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:25pm.
Having said that. I used to have a crush on Seacrest when he did radio in the afternoons. Before you say anything that was maybe 15 years ago. That crush was gone the first time I saw a picture of him.
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Don't feel bad. I used to have a crush on both Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla when they were on the radio 15 years ago. Then I saw their pictures...
So he finally got laid? Wow.
Seriously? Seriously?
And I thought this was a story on Mike Myers at first looking at the picture...
Gays for Wentworth Miller Joining Weight Watchers...because a hot man is a terrible thing to waste.
I don't think he's gay. He might be something in between. Who knows, who cares. Why is it still a big deal?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 4:36pm.
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Well then you don't know us gays at all! We will relentlessly call someone gay, especially if they are famous and somewhat good looking. Now, whether they are actually gay or not or if we have any proof, those are just silly little details that we do not wish to be bothered with. If we decide that the guy is gay then that is all that matters. Now shoosh, as we talk amongst ourselves who else is gay.
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Hoity T. that was funny... It's pretty cool that you never alluded to your gaydar.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
So gay is unacceptable, but chasing tail that still smells of breastmilk isn't? Nice to know.
Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:56pm.
Maybe my gaydar is way off, but I'm not sure he's gay. Extremely metrosexual, yes, but I don't 100% buy the gay thing.
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Well then you don't know us gays at all! We will relentlessly call someone gay, especially if they are famous and somewhat good looking. Now, whether they are actually gay or not or if we have any proof, those are just silly little details that we do not wish to be bothered with. If we decide that the guy is gay then that is all that matters. Now shoosh, as we talk amongst ourselves who else is gay.
Sounds to me as if he picked a Mormon fameho so she can provide cover without violating her cult's moral rules. (So speaks a former Mo.)
Cripes, Seacrest is so damn fug. His face reminds me of one o' them Glo-Worm dolls:
http://penelopeillustration.com/blog/wp-content/gloworm.jpg
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Personally she would have to tell us if she slept with him. Not our business I realize, but that's the only way to know for sure.
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Nice try gaycrest. Love how he has to chase after a teenager. Women his age know what's up.
Ricky Martin is way less Gay than Seacrest! Martin has never uttered the words "What type of dress are you going to wear"? in public like Gaycrest....I dont care how many Viagara and pussies GC takes...I dont care how many Ho's come out of the woodwork saying he put it to em good...He is as Gay as the day is long.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:42pm.
"After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him."
Loosely translated: He amassed enough net worth to bang me.
I knew there had to be some explanation how she overcame thinking he was gay enough to date him. Did. not. get that.
He is a talentless gay man.
His heroes are Kasey Kasam and Dick Clark, what don't you understand about him? Maybe he can voice a cartoon character some day soon and have a scooby snack.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 1:14pm.
He's another one of those celebrities who I'm convinced signed a deal with the devil. Who actually likes Ryan Seacrest? The general public thinks he's a toolbag. He's not attractive by ANY means. He's not particularly intelligent, yet he's one of the most prominent faces/voices in media.
I don't get it.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Unless this is an open secret in Hollywood, I only get a Napoleonic complex ridden nerd vibe from the little guy. I know no one can print these open secrets to the people magazine paced world, but, some of these old queens make a career out of fooling the masses. Look at Rock Hudson. I had no clue he was a big nancy boy???
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Oh Julianne...when will you learn? Honey, there's a rainbow coming out of Gaycrest's closet. You've been blindsided by his bank account. As a matter of fact, I've never heard of you until you started dating this twinkle toes.
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I wonder why Disney hasn't snagged this guy up?
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
"i'm a dyslexic devil worshipper, so I sold my soul to Santa..."
She's 22?!?!?!?
I had her pegged as another bleach blonde, boregeous 30-something.
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I hope he's gay, for his sake. At least closeting one's sexuality indicates some level of suffering and depth as a person.
Otherwise he really is the most annoying toolbag in media today.
22-year-old Julianne apparently told one of her friends: "He was after me since I was 18 ... he totally wasn't my type ... I thought he was gay. After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him."
translation:
to Seacrest...
"Until you can afford this young, pre-packaged beard pussy, keep it moving queen!"
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The level of fakeness with these two is ASTRONOMICAL.
He's another one of those celebrities who I'm convinced signed a deal with the devil. Who actually likes Ryan Seacrest? The general public thinks he's a toolbag. He's not attractive by ANY means. He's not particularly intelligent, yet he's one of the most prominent faces/voices in media.
I don't get it.
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Douchechill!
I would love to play hide the salami with that broad. Maybe she is forcing him to switch teams... who knows whats what in the off season...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
Can I call him a GayHo?
*sorry if thats been posted already*
"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."
Maybe my gaydar is way off, but I'm not sure he's gay. Extremely metrosexual, yes, but I don't 100% buy the gay thing.
Yeeeeah, he's so into her. That's why he's breaking his neck to keep his face as far away from her girl cooties as possible.
I remember him pulling that publicity stunt with Teri Hatcher, where they went on a date on the beach and kissed for the paps? Then afterwards she said that he said "I'm sorry, I just can't." Well, it WAS Teri Hatcher so maybe he's str8 and really just couldn't.
I dont understand Gaycrest's appeal. Maybe by vagina she meant penis.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Look at his FACE!! LOL WHy do people lie like this?!
I think they're both fucking creeps without any discernable or likeable personalities, kind of like some whores I work with.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Can you imagine the maturity level of this girl? She prolly looks up to Jessica Simpson and Kellie Pickler FFS.
Well that proves it then! Gaycrest is not gay! He was just drunk and experimenting for the last 40 years (I'm not buying his official age either).
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"After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him."
Loosely translated: He amassed enough net worth to bang me.
No one will ever fuck Ryan Seacrest because they 'like' him.
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Who is she anyway? I think I remember her from a pimple commercial.
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Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:10pm.
This coming from someone with a last name pronounced as "ho"?
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Not that it matters, but it's pronounced like "huff". Like the wolf "huffed" and "puffed".
I might be in a very small group here, but I don't think Ryan is gay, or at least strictly gay.
He strikes me as someone that is so in love with themselves, and that just about everyone is "bellow" him.
It cracks me up how on the Soup Joel is always making fun of how short Ryan is. I sit there and laugh my ass off at the jokes, and then I remember that Ryan is supposedly 5'8", so he has got to be between 5'6" and 5'7". I know for a guy that is kind of short, but for Hollywood that is about right (I think). Plus, sometimes I feel kind of guilty about laughing at the short jokes when Ryan is still taller than me.
Submitted by jussayin
this dude is ridiculously paid! I could care less if he's gay
I'm still trying to figure out his talent
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Word. I can't find one single compelling thing about this dude. Nothing. Nada. He's like human cotton candy. One of my favorite moments in history is when Brangelina dissed him on some awards show. Dick Clark must be in the throes of senile hallucinations to pass the torch to this douche.
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Submitted by Bella on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:17pm.
Gay or straight, he has got to be the most charmless man I've ever seen. Utterly unwitty and unsexy. And yet he's filthy rich and in demand in the entertainment industry??
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Wendy williams said it the best about his rise in hollywood.. he came with his kneepads and he went to work suckin everything in sight
If he wasn't gay and that is a big IF she would not have the need to try to set the record straight.
Having said that. I used to have a crush on Seacrest when he did radio in the afternoons. Before you say anything that was maybe 15 years ago. That crush was gone the first time I saw a picture of him.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 12:20pm.
Boinking Julianne whilst dreaming of Derek.
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i have now decided that "boinking" is going to be my word for the day! i'm going to try and use it in every conversation that i have today... you will be held to blame for this!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Boinking Julianne whilst dreaming of Derek.
Gay or straight, he has got to be the most charmless man I've ever seen. Utterly unwitty and unsexy. And yet he's filthy rich and in demand in the entertainment industry???
I love how so many of us are just cursing him for the Kardashians' fame. lmao
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