Angel Is Out Of Control
When we last left David Boreanaz, he had publicly admitted to passing the peen around behind his wife's back after one of his former side-pieces tried to get money out of him in exchange for her silence. The side-piece's attorney was none other than Gloria Allred, a cheating celebrity's worst fucking nightmare. Well, David and Gloria will whip out their dicks and battle it out once again. And if Gloria's latest client is telling the truth, David won't have a problem with whipping it out.
Actress Kristina Hagan (pictured with David Boringanus above) has dropped a lawsuit in his lap claiming he sexually harassed last August while she was an extra on his show Bones (appropriate show title is appropriate).
In the lawsuit, Kristina says that David first approached her to ask for her headshot and cell number. David told her he was the boss and could make things happen for her. Usually when someone tells you they are the boss and can make things happen for you, it just means they want you to blow into their peen hole while massaging their nutsack. Trust me. I've learned this the hard way. That Best Buy assistant supervisor never got me that discount on a Wii.
In August 2009, David started sending her nasty filthy dirty text messages including a picture of his peen. A month later, Kristina was driving in a car with David when he pulled over and tried to kiss on her. When Kristina refused, he whipped his dick out and did sex to himself until he came. It doesn't stop there! A few weeks later, David once again jacked off in front of Kristina in his trailer. Kristina states that he kept promising her acting roles, but the only thing she received was a nostril full of Eau de Angel Jizz.
Kristina is also suing Fox, because they ignored her when she complained about David.
David's rep says that every part of Kristina's story is false.
The only question I have about this is why the fuck isn't David on House?! They will give you a bonus if you walk around the set with your dick hanging out of your fly. And they will make you Employee of the Year if you jack off into the coffee filters. All of David's kind of people are there!
Okay, I lied, I have a second question. When is Kristina going to leak a HQ picture of David's dong? I have to clear my schedule.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:42am.
Famewhore, goldigger mistake #1, YOU DO NOT DENY ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMBASS!
I really, REALLY hope this isn't true.
I can't have all the men of my fantasies ruined for being cheaters or pervs.
*sigh*
I guess I still have Spike.....
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Um...Spike! Now, he was hot!
Submitted by Helena on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 9:18am.
Why would anyone turn this guy down? First of all, he's a hot piece. Secondly, he will tell your mom you fucked, kill your best friend's pet fish, torture your mentor just for kicks, and try to end the world if he doesn't get his way.
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Lol! I was just watching one of my Angel DVD's yesterday. I've always been a fan of DB, but if this is true...ugh!
Yeah he ~sexually harassed~ her.
More like they both fucked and she got nothing out of it and decided to sue, because she sure as fuck doesn't look harassed in that photo.
Was he thinking something like this?
"I'll just act crazy and jack off in front of this woman who doesn't want to fuck me. I'm sure she won't tell anybody about it. Especially if I don't get her any work, like I said I would."
What a dumb piece of shit. Hopefully the Deschanel sisters take turns kicking him in the nuts. Unless he likes that sort of thing.
If he wants an audience, i'll be more than happy to sit front row!
i dont think he's all that hot.
"Ek is tans besig om fucking die wêreld en die heelal gee my damn tong.."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:47am.
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Hahahaha, now you have me reading some of the comments.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:46am.
I don't know nor care about this story, but dayum, she has some pretty teeth.
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It's so weird that you say that - I saw this yesterday but I didn't think THAT until this last time I clicked in...and then I read something about baby hair bangs and died laughing so I forgot;p
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I don't know nor care about this story, but dayum, she has some pretty teeth.
If Angel told me to just smile and blow him...I'd HAPPILY oblige.
Famewhore, goldigger mistake #1, YOU DO NOT DENY ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMBASS!
I really, REALLY hope this isn't true.
I can't have all the men of my fantasies ruined for being cheaters or pervs.
*sigh*
I guess I still have Spike.....
Why would anyone turn this guy down? First of all, he's a hot piece. Secondly, he will tell your mom you fucked, kill your best friend's pet fish, torture your mentor just for kicks, and try to end the world if he doesn't get his way.
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I like boring things.
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:57am.
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Didn't this guy have a little tryst with Rachel Uchitel?
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I believe I read that too somewhere months ago. One big club of dumb, ugly, cheating STD sluts; seems they all are in the 'inner circle' of lame and thus gravitate towards each other (or they hand their business cards out and refer each others' STDs.
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You said it Caprica! It's hard to even imagine how vapid and self important these types must be.
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"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. " ~Carlos Castaneda~
Ummm, where did he cum and what did he do with it?
Did he have a tissue? Did he take off one of his socks? I want to know...
Tissue is such a gay word
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Didn't this guy have a little tryst with Rachel Uchitel?
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I believe I read that too somewhere months ago. One big club of dumb, ugly, cheating STD sluts; seems they all are in the 'inner circle' of lame and thus gravitate towards each other (or they hand their business cards out and refer each others' STDs.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Shit, I'd watch the dude shuffle his own deck and like it.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Didn't this guy have a little tryst with Rachel Uchitel? If he did, then her story is totally valid and I believe every word of it. Furthermore, he's got that obnoxious horny twit vibe about him. Probably not the first time or the last time he generates this kind of press.
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"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. " ~Carlos Castaneda~
Are all men like this or just self entitled hollywood pieces of shit?
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
This story infuriates me. He did not attack her, threaten to kill her, or hold her against her will. You can sue for bad sex you idiot.
Again?!
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
I agree with babybunny, this trick is better looking than Uchitel. However she probably doesn't do chokey times Ambien sex.
It boggles the mind how men who seemingly have it all, great success, money and a beautiful wife have to resort to filling up their schedules with trists with two-bit skanks. Where are their standards, where is their pride?
Please tell me this trick doesn't have "baby hair" bangs!!
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Geezus now the goddamned Extras are extorting the stars.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 6:45pm.
Fox is the network for perverts, how do I get a job there?
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Very true! They have a history of perversion going back to the first perv,David D and the "X-Files" days, which, by the way, David B mentioned on the first episode of "Bones." Got to love stuff like that.
ubmitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 10:39pm.
I'm team SLUTS COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK LIKE RAID RESISTANT ROACHES!!!
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Amen, sister tigger! A to the FUCK them Douchey-MEN! AND women if the case so ever get to be -- cuz I'm an equal opportunity roachy slut supporter :D
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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... & woman, ease up the Lazr White, shit. Don't like Mel Gibson-styling butter teeth as much as the next ho, but teeth 10 times whiter than the whites of your eyes are nightmare-inducing.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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The visual of 'Angel' jacking off all dog-in-heat like cracked me up out loud. God the image of this
guy just going at it like a piston & all! He's OK-looking but damn, cool it, white Tiger Woods!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 6:39pm.
Why wouldn't she just walk away from him if he exposed himself to her or whatever? If he prevented her from doing so, I'd guess that would be part of the complaint.
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I'm not anti-female or think abuse is OK at all. But I imagine Angel/Bones is right handed (and I could be wrong) so it should have been a bit easier if she was in the passenger seat to get out of the car unless he was jerking it and locking his serial killer no handles car...even if he was left handed and jerking off I imagine he would be a tiny bit distracted. YES he's a cheating douche, I am not defending him but this story sounds fishy to say the least.
EDITED: and yes I had to look it up , the douche is right handed
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
How come all these famous dudes cant land better looking tail? Isnt the objective of cheating to get someone better then you already got at home? This chick is a downgrade! Her teeth bother me.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 10:39pm.
I'm team SLUTS COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK LIKE RAID RESISTANT ROACHES!!! Is it because they're in the right? No, of course not...they're pretty much vermin no matter what...BUT...THEY ENTERTAIN THE CHEEZUS OUT OF ME!!!! It's like a bunch of cockroaches got they slut on...but it's NOT YOUR PROBLEM in any way shape or form....You gotta watch that cockroach slutdom...you just gotta...
hey Tigerlilly
I love reding her comments
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 07/22/2010 - 11:00pm.
Damn...where's my lawsuit against the random stranger who started jerking off in his car in front of me when I was 12 ?? But then again I ran away so I guess I don't have a case. I didn't have time to sit there and get his info...
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LOL! Werd. I guess like the stranger *I* encountered, he didn't offer to make you a famous actress first;p
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Damn...where's my lawsuit against the random stranger who started jerking off in his car in front of me when I was 12 ?? But then again I ran away so I guess I don't have a case. I didn't have time to sit there and get his info...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
What's going on with bitch's hairline?
Ummmmm...who?!
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By the looks of this woman she is no spring chicken and probably put up with him choking the chicken because he promised her a career. When that did not work she got pissed.
I'm team SLUTS COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK LIKE RAID RESISTANT ROACHES!!! Is it because they're in the right? No, of course not...they're pretty much vermin no matter what...BUT...THEY ENTERTAIN THE CHEEZUS OUT OF ME!!!! It's like a bunch of cockroaches got they slut on...but it's NOT YOUR PROBLEM in any way shape or form....You gotta watch that cockroach slutdom...you just gotta...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So, um, why did she stick around and watch as he pleasured himself? Why did she stick around a second time?
And she sues him when she was using sex too as a tool to get a bigger acting role? This woman is not a victim, she is a dummy!
This dude reminds me of Herman Munster-
WTF did the Uchitel slut and this one see in him??
Wifey looks like the long suffering victim type- she won't dump him- anyway, isn't she a Mormon?
He's definitly got the madonna and ho syndrome....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Her mini-bio is the shits-looks like someone who just learned English wrote it.
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I love how she wants you to think that she is so innocent and helpless to stop his advances. She just finds herself alone with him over and over again because promises her a career boost.
All lies. This chick is a hooker...
I remember when I first moved to Austin I didn't know anybody so I posted an ad on the "Platonic Friends" category.
I had never known anything about these "dick pics" but I received many and am now scarred for life!
I don't remember any of them except this one of this guy who had thoughtfully provided a standard of measurement of a Miller Lite can.
The 16 oz, to boot.
I loved Miller Lite until then, now I can't drink it anymore, so thanks, dick picer!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
So she did all the shady stuff with him, then got mad when he didn't do what he supposedly promised? I truely don't understand the mentality of expecting honesty from someone who is CHEATING ON THEIR SPOUSE WITH YOU.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
This little lady looks like the fancy manager of a second-rate "spa".
Why did she just sit there while he jacked off? I'm confused...
She has beautiful teeth, they must blind the target while she sneaks in for the alleged gold-diggin'.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
She looks a helluva lot like Charisma Carpenter. We know what Dave likes! I bet he and CC got all groiny back in the day.
Hmmm a lot of b.s! This bitch should do shit herself! Get a role because she CAN act, or go to whatever they do...castings...to get a fucking role. Some of us women are fucking dumb!
Coma Caca!
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Bitch please to this one.
These bitches only get "outraged", "offended" and "scared" once it turns out they ain't getting the roles they were promised.
Funny how they feel none of that when the guy is jacking off in front of them, fucking them or shoving their dicks down their throats - as long as there is a potential starring role down the line.
Pardon being so crass but these women completely illegitimize every woman who is really harassed and hurt by men, esp. in the work place.
I have NO sympathy for these "women" and may the only role they ever get be in Ghetto Booty 42: The Golden Years.
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Dark-sided!
He sounds like fun for a one time thing ONLY. Clearly, he's a member of the Tiger Woods club house. Maybe now his wife will leave him.
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