Too Easy: Kate Gosselin Goes Camping With Sarah Palin
Because Kate Gosselin wants to be on The Soup as much as possible, an upcoming episode of her show Kate Plus 8 will feature a camping trip to Alaska with Sarah Palin! TLC really needs to stop flirting with the apocalypse like this. No good can come of it.
A source tells InTouch (via Popeater) that Kate will throw her fifty million chirruns into a carry-on bag and fly all the way to Alaska to spend some time in the wild with the Palin family. The source added, "She's excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!"
The easiest way to get any living creature to turn around and walk the other way is to simply tell then you're Kate Gosselin. The sight of Kate Gosselin automatically sets off a tick in your body that commands you to pivot and jazz walk towards the nearest exit. Now you know the answer to the age old question, "When do bears jazz walk towards the exit?"
If the source also said that Sarah and Kate will be joined by Dick Cheney, we'd know that InTouch ripped this story out of Jon Stewart's dream journal.
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You go, Kate! Firmly establish that famewhore status (like it wasn't already set in concrete).
My disdain? Has increased, strangely enough. Congratulations on that calculated media move!
And Sarah? All that goes at least double for you.
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You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. - The poet Michael K
I wonder if Kate will rub it in that no one in her litter is retarded.
Did that sound right? I meant that when Kate had her "too many" kids she didn't have any retarded ones from being too old.
One more thing:
Could you idiots take your politics to some other website? I like learning about the various government antics, but the comments are better on either sports or political news articles, not DListed. This website is for smart ass comments about psudo celebrities. And also smart ass comments about those who try to defend these celebrities or don't understand the smart ass nature of the website.
I hate you people who feel like your political opinion will sway a stranger. So go on MSN or CNN and comment there. Go away!!!!
Good God, what next? Kim Kardashian to be pals with Hilary Clinton? Total lameness, on both of these broads!
NooOOOoOOooOOo Kate! I don't want to see your little ones shooting wolves from a helicopter. NooOOOooOoOOO!!
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Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 9:08pm.
I love these ignorant hillbillies like Poopele who voted for 'trickle down economics', supported pointless wars and never questioned how much they cost, supported deregulation and NOW all of sudden they're concerned with the deficit. Reagan tripled the deficit and they love him, W doubled the deficit and they kept their mouths shut. Now, when Obama has had to deficit spend to keep the country from sliding into a second Great Depression, they're screaming socialism. We need a second Civil War stat.
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Exactly. What's funny is that all these ignorant mofos are beholden to the "chinamen" they so loathe. The Repubs financed two wars with IOU's to The People's Republic. And now their only hope is sending enough fundie missionaries from rightwing backwaters to convince the Chinese to fuck up as bigtime as they did.
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Jesus help the people that are stuck on that damn flight with those eight kids, that wig, and that ho bag and her bags.
The huge amount of cuntness may cause a singularity that will swallow whole the entire universe.
Oh please please please let a pack of wolves or a giant bear eat them. Or at the very least maybe they could kill each other trying to see which one gets her ugly face on the camera the most. I don't think Alaska is big enough for both of their egos at the same time.
I love these ignorant hillbillies like Poopele who voted for 'trickle down economics', supported pointless wars and never questioned how much they cost, supported deregulation and NOW all of sudden they're concerned with the deficit. Reagan tripled the deficit and they love him, W doubled the deficit and they kept their mouths shut. Now, when Obama has had to deficit spend to keep the country from sliding into a second Great Depression, they're screaming socialism. We need a second Civil War stat.
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We could send Obama to Alaska. He said he's only been to 57 of the States, so that might be one of the other three hasn't been to yet.
Sarah Palin's face is melting Wicked Witch of the West-style. ... that explains a LOT, come to think.
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When is Sarah going to REFUDIATE this story?
I hope these two vapid smug ass bitches get eaten by wild bears.
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I just got back from Anchorage, and sure enough, on Wednesday I saw Kate Gosselin at the Hotel Captain Cook. Did not see Sarah Palin though.
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 4:45pm.
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Yes, considering. Thanks for taking my halfway sarcastic post, too, and exploding on it. Makes me feel warm inside!
I don't think Alaska is big enough for two self-absorbed cunts.
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Dumb and dumber.
I hope the grizzlies are plentiful and HUNGRY when this occurs.
Maybe Sarah can "accidentally" shoot K8 in the head and make chili out of her Chili Cunt Carne.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Oh geez, this is going to be a cuntfest. I refuse.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees: "Watch them get stranded like the Donner Party and have to eat the children. That could be entertaining, come to think of it."
Maddie would slay them all.
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 4:28pm.
You're an idiot.
Submitted by super martian r
It makes sense they'd be friends. Still is scary to me to think palin was ALMOST vice president and a short stop from being actual president. Could you like, imagine? Like whoa.
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Ya like really. We might have gone from 9.1 trillion dollars of debt to 13.25 Trillion in 18 months, with 1 trillion dollar deficits predicted for ten years, with the National Debt actually being higher than our GDP.
And We might have had like 10% unemployment! And no economic growth because business couldn't figure out how to make a buck because of anticipated higher taxes, health care costs and regulatory burdens!
And we might have had a giant Oil Spill and like no Federal response or leadership to resolve it!
And we might have seen the justice department co-opted for racial purposes, and NASA too. AND the Government shutting down auto dealer for selling cars while being white.
And a thoughtless retard for President who says things like "I don't know all the facts white police man..but obviously you acted stupidly". Or "I don't konw all the facts, black agriculture lady, but you're fired".
JeSUZ FOCKING CHRIST. It could have been horrible.
You avoid bears in the campsite by properly stowing the food, don't sleep in the tent with food, don't sleep in the tent with clothes you wore while cooking food and above all, piss around the tent as many times as you can.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
Thanks to President Obama millions are searching for that rarest of all animals: a job.
It makes sense they'd be friends. Still is scary to me to think palin was ALMOST vice president and a short stop from being actual president. Could you like, imagine? Like whoa.
Aww hell. It's fucking Armageddon, aka the Cunterella Coalition is uniting to destroy life on earth as we know it.
Ladies and Gentlemen:
"The Dumbing Down of America"
Starring Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin.
Hasn't Alaska suffered enough with the Valdez oil spill?
Ya'll are looking at this all wrong headed. Imagine Kate's being turned loose in the Denali Nat'l Park and Sarah Palin is then instructed to hunt her down by helicopter. This could be the greatest thing ever to grace television.
What will really happen, is Palin will give her some common sense instructions on safety, Kate will bitch and moan that she hates camping. Boooring. See why my version is better? TLC, call me!
The IQ of the region they camp in will drop at least 50 points.
"Now you know the answer to the age old question, "When do bears jazz walk towards the exit?""
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
And that hair is TRAGIC. Both!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
When I try to imagine the conversation these two fuckwads will attempt to have, my poor brain bleeds. Two self righteous assholes whining about how hard their lives are, and that they're not getting any privacy.
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Things That Do Not Surprise Me Even Though They Should: Kate Gosselin is a fundie.
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ewwww...gosselin is a republican and a publicity hooer....gross
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Camping = Lezzielovefest
The only good thing to come out of this "momentous meeting" might be that putting these two idiotic, mendacious uber-bitches together might cause a cosmic explosion of such dimensions that it might take out them AND Alaska at the same time! The universe must right itself, you know.
Either that, or a gang of bears, wolves and moose might show up to rip them both limb from limb (the kids won't see it because they'll be stuck in a trailer with 300 nannies). If only.
Dear God let those two cunts be eaten by wolves. And by wolves I mean Kate's child army.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
Love the shout out to Jon Stewart.
Well, now we'll know what happens when 2 famewhores go into the woods....
Only 1 will come out.....aliiiiiiive.
DUN DUN DUN!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:32pm.
For reals.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:28pm.
I hope these two idiots don't scissor in their tent with their dry coochies and start a forest fire.
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LOL, this just made me spit out some of my drank onto my screen.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:21pm.
Yes, I am scairt of clowns, spiders and pooing in public toilets. Now you know my kryptonite.
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Really?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:21pm.
Yes, I am scairt of clowns, spiders and pooing in public toilets. Now you know my kryptonite.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
I hope these two idiots don't scissor in their tent with their dry coochies and start a forest fire.
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I'm getting a Troop Beverly Hills vibe from this. "Mommy, can we leave now?" "NOT UNTIL WE SING KUM BAH YAH!"
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 11:54am.
Jazzfish, your avie is making me cry. Clowns scare the shit out of me.
Thats because he has no feelings! :o(
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*Throws Custard/broken glass pie in Jazzys face*
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*squirts lapel flower filled with sulfuric acid on ElB*
*Honks ElB's red nose*
Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 12:08pm.
Oh, El Bastardo, not you too! (hides under desk on filthy floor that is never vacuumed at my work)
OMG! I didn't realise you were scared of Clownz. :o(
I'll change it.....next year! BOO!