Bitch, Stop Showing Off!
Here's Shakirrrrrrrrra poppin' that pussy while wearing one of Gay Al's favorite shower puffs during a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday. You know, if I could lift my leg over my head while wearing a pink tulle mullet all my problems would be solved. Not really, but at least I'd have an answer to give at group therapy when they ask everyone what their greatest accomplishment in life is. But I'm going to leave that limber shit to the Shakiras of the world, because I can't even do the Downward Facing Dog for 2 minutes without taking a 1 minute break. And you wonder why I have no social life.