This Picture Of Parasite Hilton Is Missing Something.....

Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:02pm.
I love her sungalsses and her binki is hot! If only you could look as hot and have as great of body as she does!
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Yes that's the body we all aspire to have: lanky, huge feet, a beak for a nose, no tits, no ass, golden yarn for hair and a cunt you can drive an 18-wheeler through. No thanks, I'd rather not.

Funny.

You know I would love to spread the hate on Paris but I heard a story that she bought 10 bottles of champagne at $45,000 apiece, that's FOURTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS APIECE, and sprayed them around. Didn't even fucking drink them. I'm sorry, she's my hero. My mind is blown.

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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.

I like your outcome. If only it were true. Don't mean to be an ahole. I am so sick of these people. I am going to cut myself off from any sort of news, for a year. Swear I will. It will start now.

Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:33pm.

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Well there are different ways of having fun. I just came from my yearly trip to Cancun. My family has a time share there and we spend 2 wonderful weeks there snorkeling, swimming in cenotes, getting free food/drinks at the hotel, and visiting ecological parks/pyramid sites.

This morning, though, I spent a couple of hours reading. Two entirely different things that I enjoy doing immensely.

The reason why people say she has to grow up and be more responsible is because ALL she seems to do in her life is party and go on vacation. I mean she's already been overseas for a month.
Hasn't she had enough?

After she got out of jail she said that she had learned so much and was a changed woman. She said she would start a program that helps female inmates after they leave jail or whatever. She doesn't even have to do that, but it would be good if she at least quit with her old ways and focused on her clothing line or whatever she has going on.

Our website is: http://www.shoes2.us/

We also sell a variety of brand-name items: The following is our best-selling items. I hope you like it

*crying*

ahahahahahhaaaaaaa...oh if i hadnt killed my facebook i would have totally linked this...*snorting, crying, cackling*

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That poor shark

Sure is fun for her to be laughing at your boring pathetic life at St. Tropez while your horizoncially challenged envious knackered out people are sitting behind your computer wishing you have the fun she has. How many people actually admire your spineless self? or treat you like royalty well she defintely has more than a million you wish.. She be so laughing at you sad bonkers!!

HAHA

Bonkers or a fat couch potatoe ? Dont let the hungry guy grilling next door mistake you for a big dinner to feed his greasy stomach! yeeekkk!

I think HotParisHilton makes a few bucks on the side writing spam ads for Asian clothing companies...her writing style is soo "PEOPLE OF BREATH!"

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:46am

*Dlisters has to exist*

Because you are too lackadaisical for anything else in life!

And too rubbish for any acception!

Submitted by HotParisHilton on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:02pm.
If only you could look as hot and have as great of body as she does!
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i know that's what i'm striving for!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

I love her sungalsses and her binki is hot! If only you could look as hot and have as great of body as she does! Summer is hot amd so is she but in a much better way!

No you are missing something! A life. At least paris is out having fun and having the summer of her life and the rumors aren't bothering her at all looks she is having a blast!!

This picture is everywhere. I don't think he could track the source if he wanted to.

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OH- MK you are too fucking much!
I have just pissed myself with laughter...
Shouldn't the shark load up on valtrex first though?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

LOL!! MK, why not make this a regular feature? Once a week throw some annoying fame-ho into the jaws.

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off topic: where did you dive in Indonesia vienna?
on topic: Michael K rules, that is all.
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Submitted by labellavienna on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:23pm.

This reminds me of the summers diving in indonesia. mmmmmm so jealous.

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I'm surprised she didn't jump into the water with big, clunky shoes that hide her enormous, gnarly feet.

LMAO at Michael's photoshopping! Hahaha I needed that laugh, thanks!

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LMAO!!! HOly shit MK you funny!!

The part of the yacht's name showing looks like it's the Tatoosh. This is one of Paul Allen's fleet, but not the largest. His Octopus is bigger, so Paris gets only second best. For a short time, the Octopus was the largest private yacht in the world. Then the oil sheiks got in the game.
Allen is one of the founders of Microsoft. If you are a Windows user, this is your money in action.
See these for details:
Tatoosh
http://www.yachtspotter.com/ysp2_ycard.php?foo=20051220
Octopus
http://www.yachtspotter.com/ysp2_ycard.php?foo=20051213
oldswede

The shark's mouth looks eerily similar to Paris' twat.

LOL...if it was only true.

Bossy, the first thing I thought of when I saw the 1st pic was a shark, and that was before I even scrolled down.

I swear, it isn't like no one else has the same ideas. MK didn't have to plagerize the idea, as many people probably thought the same thing, so calm the fuck down.

MK, by the way, does not steal things from Pigez. It is quite the opposite.

The entire plagiarism debate belongs on "STFU: Dlisters". I swear someone needs to make that site. The seriousness of it all.

Fuck it, this has inspired me. STFU, Dlisters has to exist.

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Geezus, just what the ocean needs, more pollution.

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Wonderful! Brilliant! Hilarious!

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If MK stole blogs from Perez, this site would be full of Lady Gag-Me and Bieber ass kissing. So what if he stole this pic? Its fucking funny and I'm sure its been posted on a million sites

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Where the cash at?

Eh, she'll be fine. I'm sure worse creatures have eaten her ;)

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Where the cash at?

I was thinking a very active freeway but I guess a shark would suffice as well :)

...why is she in the news again? no really, why?

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

@ Bossy.

Brilliant minds think alike. I lost count of how many times I'm about to post something here and someone comes up with the same idea, only written in a slightly different way. You see this happening every day at the CT contest.

Also, I've checked the archive link (see top menu), and a few times MK has written a draft of a blog entry and it'll stay there for hours before he publishes the final version, which is why you just can't assume that every blog entry was written in the exact moment it was published.

You're assuming that the other blog came up with that idea first but the fact is, you can't be certain. I don't dislike you and I've happened to agree with things you post from time to time, but please refrain from making accusations unless you know how things really work. In real life, that could get you in legal trouble, and you know it.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:39pm.

No love for the shark feeding vid I posted a while back. It's becoming obvious to me that certain dlisters are the type who JUST CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!
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Mikey, I posted earlier on this thread and just checked it for a second time now to see this whole plagiarism debacle, and I wanted to say thanks for posting that link. Sorry I didn't get to it sooner. That's what I love about Dlisted and why I keep coming back; you can laugh, talk silly things and still learn something. Clearly there's a bunch of assholes and trolls but people here can be snarky, funny and also damn smart. You're one of them and once again, you're the coolest hipster douchebag with 8% body fat that I know of. I'm not just saying it because you're ICC.

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So the shark eats Parasite, gets septic and dies. Thanks for taking one for the team Jaws!

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 1:42am.

MK steals shit too. It's the internet, everything came from somewhere else.

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How is Michael K taking shit from other people, when the interwebs is all about info being passed? I don't fucking get it. You know what really happends? People fucking steal from Michael K all the time. I notice it. But you don't hear or see him bitching about it. Whatever.

The Pacific Ocean, now with 48% more crabs.

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MK you fuckin ROOOOL !
I have laffed now for 10 minutes over this modern day masterpiece of wishful photoshop thinking

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

sweet merciful crap!!... could there not be some alka seltzer photoshopped in for the shark?!

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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

@Bossy: Pretty much everything on the internet is plagiarism in one form or another. How are we to know if the guy from the site you listed is the original person who photo shopped this and not some goon from Something Awful doing this for a photo shopping thread? Or a /b/tard who thought (s)he was being clever?

Just because someone else posted this picture doesn't make them the author nor does it warrant a hotlink unless they specifically say they made this picture and put a lovely watermark on it.

Edit: Also, if someone didn't want their picture used they'd say so or at least say 'If you're going to use this then say where you got it from' and the like. This picture has probably been passed around the internet like a bad cold now(and other versions done of it too!) and no one is going to care if one person doesn't hotlink back to the original creator.

ew I can imagine she released more crabs into the sea

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I'm not promoting other sites and I actually like MK a lot, that's why I visit his site all the time. But plagiarism is plagiarism and he clearly plagiarized. It's not a conspiracy theory, you can look at the time stamps.

I know you're all fanboys but not everything he does has to be gold. I think he's hilarious, but that doesn't mean it isn't plagiarism. All I'm saying is that he should have a link or cite where he got it from when the content is so blatantly unchanged, whatever that source may be. And I did say that he's taken stuff from Perez because I've seen him report a story in very much the same fashion but a few days later...never really made a fuss because it wasn't blatant copying like this time. Perez also takes stuff from MK, it seems it's a trend. But today it was SO obvious that it did bother me that he didn't list a source.

And this has nothing to do with PMSing or midol, stop being misogynist for no reason. The name calling is also unnecessary, no need to be amateur Mel Gibsons just because you read something that isn't praising MK's genius.

LMAO!!

I think we'd need a 25 footer if we're fitting Kim's ass and Kong in there. But please, let's try!

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Can we throw the Kardashians in with her?

Oops! I meant to post that in the Lindsay thread. But while i'm already posting i will just say that I hate no other famewhore more than I do this asshole. What a CUNT!!!!!

wait...Parasite Shitlon did more time for a lesser offense, right? Or am I mistaken?

this is your most understated, brilliant piece of biting celebrity satire. more of this.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:33pm.

Whoever said she has the flattest pancake-ass is entirely correct.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 10:27pm.

oh, I wish this were a real pic. The world would rejoice!!!

She has the worst ass. It is so flat!

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Her ass reminds me of an old lady's, only it has no wrinkles and needs a little more sag.

... as well... "Bossy" is not off the mark.

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