Zsa Zsa Isn't Doing So Well
93-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor broke her hip bone a week ago when she tried to answer her phone while watching Jeopardy. Alex Trebek better have sent Zsa Zsa a dozen white flowers in a crystal vase with pink rhinestones on the bottom. It's the least he can do. Well, Zsa Zsa had her hip replaced and things were looking up-ish. But Zsa Zsa's publicist is saying today that the white feather boa is turning grey, because doctors have now listed her in critical condition. They suspect that she had a stroke during surgery.
Zsa Zsa's publicist went on to say that her eyes are open, but she's completely unresponsive.
So when you're taking your Calgon bath tonight add a few limited-edition touches in honor of Zsa Zsa. Put on all your costume jooree, light a special prayer candle on your plastic candelabra from Big Lots and sip Andre from your full bottle goblet. Or you just slap a bitch who gives you shade. Tell them it's for Zsa Zsa and they should understand.
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Move over bitch...I'm ready for Prince arschloche!
I thought she died already, WTF? Not that I WANT her to...but she's 93 - honest to God if that was me I'd hope someone would just go ahead and kill me. Jeeez! I really don't need to stick around to the last minute - something tells me it's not gonna be any better than all the minutes that came before.
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God, she is like 93 years old. That is a full lifetime and then some. How much of a tragedy can it be that she isnt "doing so well" at that age?
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I don't find it so sad that she might die, it's making it to 93 and being healthy and then for this to suddenly happen and to suffer through a lot of pain and die that sucks. I know that's not the way I'd like to go.
But at least she's gotten to live to 93.
Ava is the prettier sister. Zsa is an overrated whore and an entitled jerk.
And seriously, what's so sad about her dying at 93? Sheesh get over yourselves.
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Bitch please!
I always liked Eva more.
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God, she is like 93 years old. That is a full lifetime and then some. How much of a tragedy can it be that she isnt "doing so well" at that age?
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Get well soon! I love me a bit of Zsa Zsa. Did she get away with slappin that cop? Last time I smacked a man in uniform, I got a lifetime ban from my favourite nightclub...waaah! :(
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Is she the one who slapped a police officer?
Zsa Zsa is the last of the Gabor sisters. ZZ had a great life and I will miss her.
Zsa Zsa is the last of the Gabor sisters. ZZ had a great life and I will miss her.
1950's Jane Avril. Best wishes Zsa Zsa.
I her sister Ava Gabor still alive?
Which is the one that has the line of 99-cent wigs?
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Submitted by Puto on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:33pm.
The "husband" is always on Manhunt picking up guys. 4 realz.
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Are you sure? I thought he said he had sex with Anna Nicole Smith. But then again so did her baby daddy--so that doesn't prove anything. Oh well...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 2:57am.
Yes! Not to mention she is CLASSY!
Didn't she have a pretty big accident like 5 years ago in L.A.?
I was actually thinking about her a couple of weeks ago wondering what happened to her.
It's very sad what happened to her. I mean to make it to 93 and think you'll live the rest of your days comfortably and healthily (assuming she didn't have any health problems)and for something like this to happen? geez...
Zsa Zsa has a legacy that will be seen for generations to come. You know, besides slapping a police officer and wearing an eyepatch.
I don't know if her time is up but if it is, hopefully she won't suffer and goes peacefully in her sleep.
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I hope Zsa Zsa can recover from this. At least she had SOME sort of career, so don't compare her to that trashy Paris Hilton, who has no discernible talent whatsoever to speak of.
And yes, marrying well IS a talent.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:03pm.
Well she is 93...I NEVER want to be that old.
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Submitted by YouAnnoyMeGoAway on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 9:47pm.
Peace out, Zsa Zsa. At least once you're gone we'll never have to hear from "Prince" von Anhalt (born Robert Lichtenberg) ever again.
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Oh I'm sure we'll be hearing from that demented famewhore douchewad again.
It's too bad after going through 5 husbands, Zsa Zsa ended up with that dolt.
ETA: Oops - Zsa Zsa had 9.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:03pm.
Well she is 93...I NEVER want to be that old.
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You might change your mind 11 months into your 92nd year.
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Peace out, Zsa Zsa. At least once you're gone we'll never have to hear from "Prince" von Anhalt (born Robert Lichtenberg) ever again. Maybe he can buy another title from a dying older woman ...?
Time to go be with Ava. She had a good long life and shouldn't have to live as she is right now.
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Geen Acres was Eva Gabor, the better actress although Zsa Zsa at the start of her film career seemed pretty good and gorgeous.
Each of the three Gabor sisters married at least 5 times! Eva had 5 husbands, Magda had six husbands one who also maried Zsa Zsa and Zsa Zsa has had nine husbands including this count. She easily beats Elizabeth Taylor in that way. Their mom Jolie Gabor constantly put in her daughters minds the idea of marrying well in life. Now and the end of her life Zsa Zsa has a royal title.
Not to sound calous, but when elderly people break a hip, the life expectency drops considerably. It's the recovery process that does them in. Frankly, I was surprised they even replaced her hip. She's 93 and has been wheelchair bound for a while now.
Regardless, I wish her peace. And for that fake Prince to drop off the planet.
My grandma fell and broke her hip, had surgery, and we thought she'd come out perfectly...one day she was up and talking, the next she couldn't remember who any of us were....about a week later she passed. Hip injuries are no bueno for old people :(
The "husband" is always on Manhunt picking up guys. 4 realz.
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:30pm.
Zsa Zsa's classier and younger sister Eva was on Green Acres
See? that's what I'm sayin'. I guess I'm going to have to google.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 8:26pm.
I really don't understand why ZsaZsa was famous for...Green Acres?
Nope, that was Eva Gabor, not Zsa Zsa.
"Darling I love you but give me Park Avenoooooo"!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Zsa Zsa's classier and younger sister Eva was on Green Acres. Zsa Zsa was, as someone pointed already, famous for being famous - sort of like her step grand-daughter Paris Hilton!
It is the end of an era. Joan Collins will be left on her own to hold up the ageing but classy dame standard.
I really don't understand why ZsaZsa was famous for...Green Acres?
"Try the Jello"
Heehee. Through a feeding tube I guess.
Zsa Zsa is the pinnacle of "celebrity". Someone who has one very little over lifetime but is famous for being famous.
I curse her and her an her agents an managers for coming up with this design, it has continued to snowball to this day making Speidi and Bristol and Levi and other nothings into "stars".
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:06pm.
I wish she would squeeze one more husband into the lineup because I hate to see that Prince Von Gross Douchebag get anything of hers or benefit from her name or persona after she's gone. Hang in there Zsa Zsa and get yourself one more new husband!
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I second that! Zsa Zsa should not go out like that!
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Sorry, I was supposed to post in the section where they discuss Lindsay Lohan's early release!
Here are the signs of the Apocalypse
1. When we think of the Disney name, what is brought up? Prostitot Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, aka the gay Beatles. Some of them even have done some scandalous shit, yet they haven't paid any price (Miley always reveals her grotesque under-aged body)
2. Megan Fox went from a promising young actress to the female version of Spencer Pratt, even though she never drinks, is part of any love triangle, or responsible for killing people. This goes to show that we're celebrating Michael Bay, aka the 2000 version of Ed Wood.
3. AC/DC, Guns 'N Roses, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Metallica all had their albums bomb.
4. Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and Tila Tequila are given so much attention.
5. The actors and actresses of "90210" don't have promising movie careers.
6. The "Spider-Man" movie franchise gets a reboot.
7. Edward Norton is no longer playing Bruce Banner.
8. Howard Stern, the man I've grown up with for over a decade, has become not only what he railed against, but a complete asshole who needs yes men following him, and others can suck his dick (I believe that's what he says to "haters").
9. How do we help out Haiti? By having all these snooty celebrities pretend they care so they get money out of this and desecrate "We Are the World".
And finally...
10. Lindsay Lohan, trainwreck extraordinaire gets out early to possibly kill more people in her drunken stupor.
Trust me, if Miley Cyrus gets a Grammy for her recent album, it won't be any shocker. The whole world is under some delusion.
...tonight I'll slap some Jean Nate on my bingo flaps in her honor...
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She's not dead yet so I can say this without remorse - Zsa Zsa is a jerk.
yep, Zsa Zsa is the last one standing of all the sisters...but if Zsa Zsa comes back from this one she could last a few more years and fit another husband in the line up...her mother was 102yo when she died....so longevity does run in her family.
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When the patient is that old they should do as little surgery as possible, just make an incision & put titantium screws or whatever to set & mend the bones. I recall an old Supreme Court judge who went thru thyroid cancer surgery & expected to be back to work in a month-he died. Even Dr. Rey demands his patients stop smoking b4 he plasticizes them. SO sad....http://rubyfiregoldmagik.blogspot.com
shit i'll be lucky if i live another 5 years.
I think I'll get out my DVD of "Queen of Outer Space" tonight and watch Zsa Zsa in all her Technicolor glory as Talleah, the most brilliant scientist on Venus. Naturally, I will pause when she utters her most famous movie line: "I hate zat qveen!" Brilliant.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
ubmitted by suze on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:25pm.
Drágám, helyrejön hamarosan.
Mi szeret.
I LOVE Hungarian. It's gotta be the most exotic of European languages (and yes, I know it's Finno-Ugric, and not Indo-European in origin).
Here is Zsa Zsa earlier this year - compared to in her hey day.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fitceleb.com/files/zsa%252...
She was a style icon to my mom and her Hungarian friends.
Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Peace out Zsa Zsa
I'll bet the self-proclaimed "prince" is feeling __________ (fill in your own answer)
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 6:03pm.
My husband's grandmother is 91 - still lives independantly, does her own shopping, cooking and cleaning in her little flat. She's mentally and physically spry - though admits to *getting tired* now. She gave up a life time of smoking only 20 years ago and enjoys a small glass of Napoleon brandy every day.
She is amazing!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Too bad...That picture is something else. My mom told me all about the Gabor sisters..they were the precursor to the Millers, Hilton and Kardashian sisters only more fabulous....