Bitch Got Sued: The Casey Affleck Edition
Amanda White, a producer on the documentary I'm Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, claims that when she wasn't spraying herself down in OFF! to keep Joaquin Phoenix's beard ticks from jumping on her body, she was spraying the hose at Casey Affleck's dick to keep him from trying to get into her chonies.
Amanda is suing Casey for allegedly sexually harassing her during production of that shit. Amanda is asking for $2 million. The Hollywood Reporter says that Amanda's claims against Casey (who is married to Joaquin's sister Summer) include:
Casey told one of the crew members to show Amanda his peen even though she took a quote out of Aunt Sassy's mouth and said she didn't want to see that.
Casey regularly told Amanda about his slut antics, as well as the sex lives of other celebrities.
Casey referred to women as "cows" a lot.
When Amanda told Casey how old she was, he said, "Isn't it about time you get pregnant?"
Casey tried to manipulate Amanda into sharing a hotel room in San Francisco with him. When Amanda refused, he tried to intimidate her into staying him by grabbing her arm.
Casey and Joaquin fucked two hookers in Amanda's hotel room in Costa Rica.
Casey hired a few trannies and pussy peddlers for a shoot in Las Vegas without telling Amanda first.
Before production started, Amanda says that Casey and the production company orally agreed (too easy, keep struttin' along....) to pay her $50,000. When Amanda started complaining about Casey's (read this in a Carrie Prejean voice) inappropriate behavior and pressed him to get their $50k deal in writing, a lawyer from the production company started settlement discussions with her. Eventually Amanda couldn't take Casey's so-called perverted ways, so she left production without getting paid.
Casey is responding to Amanda's lawsuit by promising to counter-sue her ass. Casey's story is that Amanda was fired a year ago, and everything she's saying is a lie.
One of the most disturbing parts of this mess is that Amanda claims that Casey and his brother-in-law boned two pussy peddlers in the same room! Not only is that a conflict of interest, but who in toxic dick cheese hell would be in the same room as a nekkid Joaquin Phoenix without Hazmat around to supervise?!
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If only the Affleck boys had been raised in Beacon Hill....they'd still be douchebags, but just a little more REFINED about it, ya know?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I met Casey once. He seemed like a creep.
Jesus, this makes Mel Gibson look acceptable. Yick !
And even if it wasn't for the cult I'd believe it. They both come across like a couple of semi-intelligent, self-indulgent dicktards with delusions of delusions of grandeur. No typo.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 4:03pm.
Flirty Fishing sounds fucking weird. God's hos?
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BINGO!
Errbuddy's talking about the child-touching but that shit was weird too. His first wife was, of course, the first to do it and it carried on till he had, I don't even know how many hos....Basically the women went out and SEDUCED men into buying them things, giving them money, performing services, etc. on behalf of the cult. They're not entirely shut down but they're SUPER careful about the kid stuff - the flirty fishing tho - well - they wear condoms now cuz that was an issue at one point too.
♥ Threadkilla!
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
Hot for Words!: Filibuster
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords#p/u/7/V1_kwlhh_hg
I totally beleive the hookers in Costa Rica part! I know a guy who travels to the Dominican Republic just for the hookers
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Submitted by vidz on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:53am.
Team Husbands and wives!
Jeez I can't wait for STFU Dlisters!
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Congratulations on volunteering!
For my first "serious job" I joined an all-male sales force. Day 1 I wore a navy Christian Dior suit, pearls and heels. In front of the entire group the sales manager gave me the up/down eye and said "Just wear your bikini tomorrow and you should do fine." WTF?
I wonder if the statute of limitations have run out on that? I mean, my psyche was irreparably damaged and well... baby needs some cash!
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"...it's not called Flapping Noni..."
Submitted by Mz.Lauren on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 7:40pm.
Who would get nekkid With Joaquin Phoenix without a Hazmat suit?
ME!!! He is hot, no matter what he grows on his face.
And he's semi-crazy, which means better sex.
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EXACTLY! This ho knows what I'm talkin about! ;-)
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Ew. This fat ass addict would probably pass out within the first 5 minutes or give you no foreplay before blowing his load in 5 minutes. Blech!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:58am.
I am going to sue Joaquin Phoenix for looking like a homeless crackhead when he used to be hot.
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Agree. I look at that photo of Joaquin and I can't believe that he's the same man who played fabulous Emperor Commodus in "Gladiator".
Is it alcohol? Drugs? Mental illness? The sense of entitlement and superiority that comes with being rich & famous? Being raised in a cult of religious fanatics known for sexual abuse of very young children?
In other news I heard that Blohan might get out of jail today...I LOVE CALIFORNIA!!
I am going to sue Joaquin Phoenix for looking like a homeless crackhead when he used to be hot.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Team Husbands and wives!
Jeez I can't wait for STFU Dlisters!
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Bitch please!
Take it seriously and rage about it or laugh at it. It's your choice, but i'm not going to keep arguing about it and ruin the fun in this thread. Adios.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:19am.
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I'll take you any way you want, baby. damn money grubbin' fuckers.
I hope Amanda gets 10 million...I really don't care about Casey or Wah-keen. Bye Good.
The pride of Bahhhston.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:19am.
Anybody who took my post seriously is a ragging self righteous dumbass with a stick up her ass. Lecturing folks on dlisted? Please.
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Blow me, you meant to be taken seriously.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:07am.
who are you to question anything..yeah people sue
get rich quick
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Who are you to butt in?
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:19am.
Anybody who took my post seriously is a ragging self righteous dumbass with a stick up her ass. Lecturing folks on dlisted? Please.
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Why yes, yes I am. Which is why you'll have to try and be moar funny the next time so you don't have to get your frantic backpedal on. "It waz sarcasm!1" Right. In the internet you're judged by written media only which means that if you try to employ irony you have to do better than that, lest you be misunderstood. If you're fine with it, fuck it, but if you're prone to be butthurt I'd advise it.
And I like to lecture. God knows how many dumbasses there are everywhere. It's a good thing the smart and funny people in here outnumber them, though.
ED for typos.
Ew. Just....Ew.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
"... Before production started, Amanda says that Casey and the production company orally agreed (too easy, keep struttin' along....) to pay her $50,000. ..."
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See, but this is the part where the most easy conclusion often is the most plausible. Bitch was too dumb to negotiate her salary before the production started, then she got angry and tries to get back at them with made up accusations.
Easy as not really difficult pie.
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Stupid is who stupid does
The only part that interested me was that Baby Affleck referred to women as "cows," and then had to pay for pussy. Ok, Baby and Wack-een.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:12pm.
Yes all of you who have been sexually harassed should have sued for an early retirement. It's the new American dream to hope someone runs you over, crashes into you, or whips their peen out.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:19am.
Anybody who took my post seriously is a ragging self righteous dumbass with a stick up her ass. Lecturing folks on dlisted? Please.
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H&W....for what it's worth, I thought your original post was hilarious.
I hope they get sued. This happens too often in Hollywood-women being told the STFU or they'll be let go without pay. Fuck that shit, and ewwww they gross me out now, even though that Phoenix is still hot. He reminds me of my biggest crush in college, also a douche. The kind who went to Mexico on a trip and tried to find a donkey fucking a hooker. All while being an "artist" who truly cherishes women and their creative essences blahdy blah. Yeah, real classy, that one.
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"But I don't speak liarmouthcuntanese. So who the fuck knows."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I am sorry ESE
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 1:26
i've never claimed to be "cool"... sorry to disappoint
yeah me too
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 1:18am.
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so angry... i blame an unbalanced diet... do you get enough fiber?... ruffage?
yeah i get plenty.. um did i say something to you to jump on my ass cause awhile ago i thought you were cool guess not
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i haven't jumped on your ass. i just made an observation... still trying to figure out how you being told that you are "someone you are not" left you to tell me to "fuck off"... not very nice indeed, litter kicker!
i've never claimed to be "cool"... sorry to disappoint
off to sleepyland!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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so angry... i blame an unbalanced diet... do you get enough fiber?... ruffage?
yeah i get plenty.. um did i say something to you to jump on my ass cause awhile ago i thought you were cool guess not
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 1:03am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:39am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:10am.
it really is funny how hard you try
I am so fucking tired of everyone telling me i am someone i am not..I come on here once in awhile and oh dont kiss everyone's asses so guess i am a troll fuck you
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so angry... i blame an unbalanced diet... do you get enough fiber?... ruffage?
OT: meh, why bother?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:39am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:10am.
it really is funny how hard you try
I am so fucking tired of everyone telling me i am someone i am not..I come on here once in awhile and oh dont kiss everyone's asses so guess i am a troll fuck you
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:39am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:10am.
it really is funny how hard you try
What are you talking about?
I still love Joaquin, dirty hair, frogs, nasty beard ..just a black button up shirt he's good to go whoot!
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 12:10am.
it really is funny how hard you try
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 11:13pm.
I hope know one sues me for being 12 different people
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I did giggle at that I concede.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Anybody who took my post seriously is a ragging self righteous dumbass with a stick up her ass. Lecturing folks on dlisted? Please.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Me either z-listed.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
who are you to question anything..yeah people sue
get rich quick
unfortunately
Submitted by super martian r... on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:12pm.
Yes all of you who have been sexually harassed should have sued for an early retirement. It's the new American dream to hope someone runs you over, crashes into you, or whips their peen out.
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If you are talking about us females on this site who are being obviously sarcastic, if you are taking us seriously then maybe you should look into getting your GED or graduation from mcdonalds cashier to grill cook, dunce boy. You're probably one of the creepy skeezes who sexually harasses females on the job.
who are you to question anything..yeah people sue
get rich quick
She should be more upset that these two attention whore fucktards are trying to sell a very stupid kindergarten project to the public who knew the whole time they were doing this to try and be edgy. dumb fucks
The real shocker of this story is that fucking money grubbing whore of an extortionist otherwise known as Gloria Allred isn't acting as her lawyer.
So who is this Casey Affleck anyway. Other than being Ben's brother the only other thing I know about him is he was on Dancing With The Stars, right?
Even though he was supposed to be the star, I still didn't know who he was!
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 8:12pm.
Yes all of you who have been sexually harassed should have sued for an early retirement. It's the new American dream to hope someone runs you over, crashes into you, or whips their peen out.
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If you are talking about us females on this site who are being obviously sarcastic, if you are taking us seriously then maybe you should look into getting your GED or graduation from mcdonalds cashier to grill cook, dunce boy. You're probably one of the creepy skeezes who sexually harasses females on the job.
How is hiring a few trannies for a photo shoot sexual harassment? Unless they were tranny prostitutes who had nothing to do with the actually shoot, it seems like legitimate business... Do they really have to tell her first? I don't get it.
The two youts were being youts, Your Honor.
I hope know one sues me for being 12 different people
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/24/2010 -
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HAHAHA... Did you see ESE's reply? we're CHEAP hookahs!
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Yeah! lol! damn! CHEAP!!!
Coma Caca!
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Casey Affleck looks like butt-head or baevis one of them
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 10:14pm.
No I was not one of the hookersssssssss
Coma Caca!
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HAHAHA... Did you see ESE's reply? we're CHEAP hookahs!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
*smokes a bowl to make this go away*
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by mbar on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 9:28pm.
Casey Affleck has a bad case of Mormon face.
that is so true..