Don't Mess With A Nerd In A Harry Potter T-Shirt
Blood has been shed at Comic Con! And the blood didn't come from the peen of a nerd who fapped himself raw after seeing Blake Lively's chichis live and in person. No, the blood came from a dude who refused to move seats right before the panel for Resident Evil: Afterlife. File this under: You might be an over obsessed nerd who is suffering from Asbestos poisoning if....
The L.A Times has the details:
The two men got into an argument about one sitting too close to the other, Stafford said, "Two friends had an argument and one guy ended up going to the hospital with a scratch near his eye.''One of the men reportedly struck the other man near the eye with a pen.
The suspect was arrested and booked for assault with a deadly weapon, Stafford said.
The man who suffered the cut near his eye reportedly asked to be examined at the hospital as a precaution.
The Shanker of Comic Con was going to stab his friend in the eye with the knife from his rare mint condition G.I. Joe Spearhead action figure, but he didn't want to take it out of its packaging so he used a pen instead. That shit is cold, though. How can the victim fully enjoy a 10-minute preview of a movie that is coming out in a couple of months when he's only got one working eye!? Couldn't the dude in the Harry Potter t-shirt stab his friend in a body part he doesn't use as much (insert your suggestions here)?
Comic Con is seriously just like the streets of East L.A., and nerds are just like cholitas. Well, almost. Instead of exquisite Sharpie eyebrows, nerds have a pair of bushy brows that have never been touched by Tweezers and are rarely exposed to sunlight. Instead of having a tear drop prison tattoo under their eye, nerds have a crusty tear drop on their face from seeing the entire cast of The Avengers on the same stage together (they will never wipe off that crusty tear drop). SEE! Pretty much the same. Nerds are the cholas of Comic Con!
And since I brought up Blake Lively's chichis at the beginning of this post, here she is with Ryan Reynolds and Peter Sarsgaard at The Green Lantern panel yesterday. Bitch's outfit makes me want to BIC myself in the eye.
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The pics of Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds walking together crack me up. It looks like she is trying to get his attention, but he just ain't buying what she's selling.
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Correction, she looks like what would happen if kate hudson and leelee sobieski had a baby.
Aren't nose jobs amazing? the slightest tweak and you go from being cute to gorgeous. too bad i'm too scared and too poor. Btw, have any of you see Jennifer love hewitts original SHNOZ???
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Submitted by gnarlyone on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:40pm.
how bland is ryan reynolds?
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I don't get the appeal of either Ryan or Blake
how bland is ryan reynolds?
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What is the big deal about Blake Lively? She looks like what would happen is Kate Hudson and Jessica Simspon had a baby.
Pretty, but nothing special.
And she ruins Gossip Girl with her BAD BAD acting.
YEAH, I watch Gossip Girl.
Ugh. Her fake ass tits make her look so pathetic. Besides that, I like her-she was great in "Pippa Lee." I just wish she wasn't so insecure that she had to put on such obvious bolt-ons.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
I hate Blake Lively. She's a whore. As you can plainly see.
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Blake knows her audience. And yeah, don't eff with nerds! Bic ftw! I hope he pocket protects that shit.
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Ms. Lake is pounding out the limericks tonight!!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:29pm.
I can't see the video
on the Gayken post
Is Saarsgard manorexic or does he have cancer?
Blake Lively, the big titty ho
And RyReyn - alas, not a 'mo.
She screamed and she clapped,
And all fantards fapped
While Baffleck fucked Lively down low.
I can't see the video
http://hollywoodly.com/blake-lively-nose-boob-job-pics-before-after/
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Blake is such a piece of shit - with that horse face of hers she's like Julia Roberts but without the "talent". I'm not buying this butterface for a second.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Is it possible for Blake Lively to appear in public without her boobs hanging out? I have never seen her wearing an outfit that does not have them on prominent display. It's as if her whole identity revolves around her boobs....
Oops, sorry, clicked on the wrong celebrity!
Here's the Blake Lively before & after nose job photos:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YKYinnCIcVw/Szz-Zn7KIYI/AAAAAAAAFEY/hDSHNm56RZ...
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by onthefringe on Sun. 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
I see a nosejob in Blake's future.
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Blake's nosejob before & after photos :
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YKYinnCIcVw/Szz6ZEJE15I/AAAAAAAAFD4/GvSWdRS5bJ...
She had quite a schnozz!
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You sure it isn't that girl from High School Musical? (listen to myself, ugh)
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Submitted by onthefringe on Sun. 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
I see a nosejob in Blake's future.
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Edited, sorry, clicked on the wrong celebrity, hehehe.
Blake's nosejob before & after photos :
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YKYinnCIcVw/Szz-Zn7KIYI/AAAAAAAAFEY/hDSHNm56RZ...
She had quite a schnozz!
I guess it didn't take him long to realize that the pen is mightier than the stupid fake plastic sword.
Isn't Blake claiming to be in her early 20's? She looks atleast 35. A hard 35.
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Blake Lively has some weird boobs, their A cups pretending to be D cups!
Blake Lively is THE most overrated actress today. She can't speak, let alone act. She really must have banged her way to the top. She's just that guy Penn's beard.
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I can't make sense of Blake Lively's face.
So some dude stabbed another dude in the eye with a pen...big deal. Now, if he had been stabbed in the eye with a PEEN then this story would be way more interesting.
Nerds attacking nerds?! The end of time is indeed upon us....
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Submitted by Twat Muffin
Breakdown -- I've heard that Blake has slept with a lot of people to get where she is.
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Me too, but Hobo's are pretty nice people, and it's actually pretty nice underneath this bridge.
Blake Lively's outfit is hideous. I know trick's like 7ft tall but why emphasize the fact that they don't make pants long enough for you buy wearing your pants like Urkel? The whole thing is just a disproportionate mess.
I can't believe that chick is either fucking Ben Affleck or Harvey Weinstein and that Penn Badgely dude. Hometrick has some bad taste.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:58pm.
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That ruins movies for me too.
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:57pm.
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Cool. It looks fun and pretty out there. I'll wait for the 2 dollar theater to show it there though I've only been watching movies there these days.
Yeah, Blake's nose changed after Traveling Pants 1. And in that movie at that age (16ish) her breasts were already that size, unless she had them done at a really young age.
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Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by onthefringe on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
I see a nosejob in Blake's future. It would be nice if she resisted but she doesn't seem the type. Enough Weinstein-types will convince her.
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She already got one after the Traveling pants movie, I think.
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So, one nerd got stabby with another nerd, over seating for a reallly stupid movie panel? It's always the quiet ones you've got to look out for...
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The Comic Con IS in San Diego. Coincidence? I think not.
Bitch has a hot body, but the fakest tits and a godawful mug and skin. A fucking waste of perfect legs, I tell ya!
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The nerd assault is 100 times more interesting than Blake Lively will ever be. She must be good at sucking it if she's made it this far on no personality or acting skills.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:42pm.
Saw a preview for some Ben Affleck/Blake Lively movie when I saw 'Inception' and she was awful; is she normally that bad of an actress? Only thing I've seen her in are those 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' movies and those were pretty bad all around...
I just saw the preview for the Affleck movie too during "Salt" (which was actually decent, btw). They keep trying to make The Great Boston Movie...this isn't gonna be it. I'll probably still see it because of Jeremy Renner, although I really can't picture him as an Irish mob boss.
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Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:42pm
This is off topic: is INCEPTION good?
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I liked it, although I probably would've liked it more if I had seen it opening night w/o hearing people say how epic it is..hype really ruins things for me.
I feel I have to see it again to fully understand it, which is the most that I would compare to the Matrix..a lot happens at once, or I've killed too many brain cells in adolescence.
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@nightowl: I enjoyed it; take it at face value and don't try to overanalyze and it's a good movie. And I'm a big Ken Wantanabe fan, so him being in the movie was an added bonus (That Joseph Gordan-Levitt wasn't bad, either...)
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:42pm
This is off topic: is INCEPTION good?
Blake is a bore, with or w/o chichis.
A friend of mine is at comic con, and I'm terribly jealous of him.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Saw a preview for some Ben Affleck/Blake Lively movie when I saw 'Inception' and she was awful; is she normally that bad of an actress? Only thing I've seen her in are those 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' movies and those were pretty bad all around...
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What a good awful outfit she is wearing! None of those things go together
Submitted by MinxInSpace on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by surely on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:08pm.
Does anyone remember that show Ryan Reynolds was on when he was young and chubby? It was called Fifteen in America, but in Canada it was called something else in Canada.
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You're thinking of Hillside (that was the Canadian name). I loved that show! It was so damn bad and cheesy! It took me years to stop thinking of Ryan Reynolds as Billy. Man, he has some messed up chompers back then.
The first season is on iTunes. If that shit were on DVD, I'd gladly pay $20 for it, but I can't reconcile paying that much for a show that I can only watch on my iPod.
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Yes! It was so Degrassi-esque! I think someone should be in the crowd @ Comic Con holding up a sign with a pic of him in 15 that says I LOVE YOU BILLY!!!! He looked like a chipmunk!
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
Whoa, Sarsgaard (or is it Skarsgaard? Don't remember) looks like a crackhead up there. What happened to him?
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Submitted by surely on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:08pm.
Does anyone remember that show Ryan Reynolds was on when he was young and chubby? It was called Fifteen in America, but in Canada it was called something else in Canada.
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You're thinking of Hillside (that was the Canadian name). I loved that show! It was so damn bad and cheesy! It took me years to stop thinking of Ryan Reynolds as Billy. Man, he has some messed up chompers back then.
The first season is on iTunes. If that shit were on DVD, I'd gladly pay $20 for it, but I can't reconcile paying that much for a show that I can only watch on my iPod.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
Whoa, Sarsgaard (or is it Skarsgaard? Don't remember) looks like a crackhead up there. What happened to him?
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He lost weight and doesn't look well. He used to be kinda cute.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 2:53pm
LOL..can't we encourage it?
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Why is Blake Lively always wearing some bullshit? We get it Blakey, you like fashion and you're avant garde.
Submitted by onthefringe on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 3:25pm.
I see a nosejob in Blake's future. It would be nice if she resisted but she doesn't seem the type. Enough Weinstein-types will convince her.
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She already got one after the Traveling pants movie, I think.
I see a nosejob in Blake's future. It would be nice if she resisted but she doesn't seem the type. Enough Weinstein-types will convince her.
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Catskill Animal Sanctuary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5jZhfBFI&feature=channel
Whoa, Sarsgaard (or is it Skarsgaard? Don't remember) looks like a crackhead up there. What happened to him?
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