This Happened: Gayken & Ruben Do The Classics

They sing "Mmmmm Bop" together?? Now THAT I would like to see and hear!! Post please!!

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:22pm.

I felt really sick to my stomach as my finger hovered over the mouse to click the play button, and I realized that my love for MK reached deep enough to make me watch a Clay Aiken performance. Imagine the relief that swept over me when I was informed that the video had been removed by the user.

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LOL!!!!!

A chocolate bar, dangling in front
Of Clay Aiken's seepy man cunt.
Velvet teddy bear
has lots of coarse hair
Riddling the stretch marks on his gunt.

Clay's guypussy twat all splayed out,
Like pink moisty lips in a pout
Received his injection
And said with dejection
"Shoulda cleaned said guypussy out!"

For Ruben's deflating chubby
Was looking a little bit grubby
With sludgy corn stew
That Clay's shitbox spew
All over Rube's schnasty short stubby.

Isn't this the answer to the blind item about the two singers who fell for each other while working on a "project", even tho one is married?

"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 7:22pm.
I felt really sick to my stomach as my finger hovered over the mouse to click the play button, and I realized that my love for MK reached deep enough to make me watch a Clay Aiken performance. Imagine the relief that swept over me when I was informed that the video had been removed by the user.

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ROFL Mad Catter. I think we would all do things for MK that would make our mommies cry.

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fuck like you.

FINGER LICKIN' GOOD

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R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10

Speaking of 'this is how we do it', Montell Jordan had to be gay. When I watch that video now, his whole demeanor reaks of gayness.

Yes, I saw a post on YouTube "I filmed this, not to be made fun of!" or something like that. Some kid/friend of a Claymate is up shit creek.

I saw this earlier in the day when the video was still up... Clay Aiken dancing and crooning away while literally grabbing onto his bits and thrusting all over the place in those loose pants.

WHY?! NOT NECESSARY! FOULNESS...

Rube Studdard, the fat-ass black ox,
And Gayken, who sucks lots of cocks.
Both drinking 'til late,
Rube sat while Clay ate
His fat greasy rotten shitbox.

I felt really sick to my stomach as my finger hovered over the mouse to click the play button, and I realized that my love for MK reached deep enough to make me watch a Clay Aiken performance. Imagine the relief that swept over me when I was informed that the video had been removed by the user.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my

Worst. Dancer. Ever.

I thought gay mens could dance. I hope he's a bottom cause he ain't got no rhythm.

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"This is why we can't have nice things"

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010

AHHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA

People paid good cash for tickets to this.

prefer to watch my bowel movements

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R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10

I really don't like any part of this...sorry.

Someone wanted to know why Clay looks so different. I don't think he's had any plastic surgery done from the looks of it. Looks to me like he had work done on his teeth - maybe veneers?- and it totally changed his bite and makes his mouth look different, therefore making his whole face look slightly different.

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This looks like some act you would see on stage at a small-town, hillbilly carnival.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Ruben looks incredible! He looks like he's lost at least 100 lbs. He has a gorgeous voice and I hate when people lump him in with the AI losers. I think he is one of the most talented AI contestants.

I always hated Clay, and still do. WTF happened to Clay's face? Not that he was ever good looking, but he wasn't frightening looking like he is now. He's definitely had some (bad) work done.

I am not a masochist. I will not watch this video.

Why does Clay have such a big following among menopausal women? weird.

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I can't hate on these guys. Ruben has a nice voice and smile, and I heart him because the first time I heard him sing it was a Carpenters song and I'm a sucker for them because my mom used to play them.

And Clay is fine, too.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 4:59pm

LOL! Troublemaker!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Pfft, love the comments on this clip on YouTube crediting Perez for "tweeting" - about what he probably read here. There were some good comments earlier from concerned Claymates about his coming out and his now sickened mind and now it's all Piggez. Blech. The Claymates were better.

Reuben has a good voice. I'd never seen them on American Idol.

I worked at a concert venue where Clay Aiken did a show. Oh . . . my . . . God. The Claymates. I still have nightmares. They were foaming at the mouth. I had one menopausal lady flip out on me because she had 6th row tickets and wanted to exchange them for 5th row tickets exactly in front of where she was. Really?????? These women straight up wanted to TOUCH him and I actually felt bad for him. I will say though that I was really impressed by how good he sounds live.

Oh my god. WHY was Gayken clinging to his crotch exactly like little boys when they really, really have to pee but refuse to ask or let anyone know. Seriously, my little brother used to do it and my mother would call it the Pee Dance. My mom would ask him if he had to go and he'd insist he didn't and then do what Gayken was just doing for the first 20 seconds of that video.

Im not watching this because I think he is absolutely vile. WTF is up with him wearing Ruben's oversized yellow shirt? He obviously didn't get the fashionable gay gene.

This Happened: Gayken & Ruben Do The Classics....And Each Other....

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Looks like he has to pee pee...or poo poo

Wow, people actually paid money to attend this crapfest.

Gayken looked pretty awkward grabbing his little peenie.

I had to stop it --- I just couldn't.

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My neighbours are probably hating life right now and/or calling the fuzz because I keep giggling and playing this over and over and every window/screen door was open........ ( I just closed them though because I am embaressed that they will think this is my musical taste, and it's the polite thing to do).

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Jeez, no comment.

sound like there are no more than 20 people in that audience. oh my how the mediocre have fallen.

They seemed to have a good time and I could feel the luuuuurve between those two. The audience didn't boo, so all is good. :)

I might not pay to see this, but if I had free tickets and nothing else better to do I'd go. Funny how the Claymate who filmed this wrestled hard with giving up a little camera time to Ruben Studdard.

Yay for iPhones that won't show a video now and again. I really don't feel like bobbing my head to this.
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conscience off...dick on...

i guess the Claymates who felt betrayed by Aiken coming out are really feeling betrayed now. he had a hard-on for Ruben all along.

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I just don't mind being a bitch.
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Yeah, it was uber-cheesy, but they both have good voices, and looked like they were having a good time, so whatevs.

However, Clay's face looks reeeally strange. Has he had work done??

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Um, made it through the whole thing; I think they were serenading each other during 'End of the Road'...yowza (and not in a good way).

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

"The Mind is Boggled" is correct. WOW.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.

made it to 13 seconds. I will not see the rest! the 90s live forever along with the 80s!

Coma Caca!
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Who exactly pays to see this?

All I could think about that blind item MK posted the other day with that big ol' pic of the two of them...maybe he was right?

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll pass on this fuckery.

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

I couldn't get passed the "kid-n-play" dance move.

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HANDS DOWN the cheesiest, creepiest thing I have seen in YEARS... I would have to be on a Lohan sized prescription of Dilaudid and booze to watch that live.

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

This is still better than that YouTube of Tommygirl and Katie trying to sing and dance sexy, which I could not watch beyond 15 seconds. If I was in the audience for this thing I'd do what I said back then - sit in the audience mortified with fingers in ears and afraid to lift my eyes beyond the back of the seat in front of me.

Is their performance on loooong medley? no thanks

Ha ha, is Clay flirting with Ruben via his singing? It's nice to see him loosen up though.

this is reminiscent of regis & kathie lee on a carnival cruise. relevant.