Oh, She's Just Window Shopping
St. Angie floated into Moscow today for the Russian premiere of COAT, and she immediately sniffed out the youngest blood in the crowd and went in for a closer look. Don't worry, St. Angie didn't whistle for Maddox to fix up another bed in the child army barracks. St. Angie just wanted to give the girl a kiss (aka tagging). Or maybe she was trying to suck the youth out of her. Who knows.
You know the little girl was like, "Um...I'm not on your brother." NO! The girl is forever grateful, because she's been blessed by the ethereal bones of a saint.
Here's more of St. Angie wearing red in Russia (COMMIE!) at the premiere of Salt today. Somebody needs to talk the color black off the ledge, because it probably thinks it has nothing to live for now that St. Angie is actually wearing red.
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ACKKKKK!!!!!!!! GO HOME & KISS YOUR OWN 17MILLION BABIES YOU SANCTIMONIOUS SACK O BONES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:52am.
Please just humour me for a moment and help me to understand. Why all the undieing love for this woman. Saint Angelina and all the heavenly titles. How can self centered and insecure honestly add up to sainthood. I'm not a anustun fan so its not that. I just can't understand the obsession. All the photo ops flying into poor places for a few pics do people really believe this is an angel that actually spends days of her life working with these poor places with her own hands? Correct me if I'm wrong but it always seems so...... If you love her, I'll try to as well.
You pretty much hit the nail on the head. Most people on this site including myself feel the exact same way.
Is she trying to make-up with the little girl? Pervert! Maybe she really is trying to suck the youth out of her.
I think she has had a lot of surgery done. This is the problem today, most of us can't afford it and our teenage girls think this is the way they need to look.
I guess there aren't any real role models in Hollywood.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 5:23am.
I am not even her biggest fan and I am certainly not a Brangeloonie but sometimes these comparisons between her and Maniston are ridic. The only movies she makes are rom-coms.
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so true, although jen did do that movie years ago where she works at a wal-mart or something and was good in that. she can play against type and wish she would stretch out more but she's got to improve on her movie-picking skillz.
Well at least she covered up those legs!!!
That's one obvious nose job she's sporting. And the Brageloonies STILL claim she is 100% natural. . .
hide ur children. that dress is the worst shade of red i've ever seen wtf it's like orange red shit
I saw Salt over the weekend; it was pretty good. Lots of Angie Jo giving bitches the side-eye and doing kung fu. Liev Schreiber is in it, and he's always awesome, plus it was filmed in DC so I recognize pretty much every scene. It's an enjoyable enough action flick.
Angie should stick to acting--she CAN be good ("Changeling," "Girl Interrupted," this movie)--and stop giving sanctimonious interviews that make people hate her.
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She actually tried a kind of comedy, wasn't it Life or something like it? And it was cringeworthy.
I watched that movie because of the great Tony Shalhoub. And that's all I can save of that.
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I know 99% of Hollywood works out two hours every day. Angie looks like her dieting secrets are heroin and starvation.
Who in her inner circle thinks she is healthy? She has no body definition either. It's like what fat is left is just trying to hang on for dear life.
Angelina looks more & more like Ursula as Vanessa in The Little Mermaid every day.
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At least her hands are getting old!
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Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:31am.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:30am.
Thumbnail 11 looks like she was about to slip the girl the tongue. Very inappropriate.
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That pic creeped me out. She looks like a vampire going in for a bite.
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Me too! Her veiny hands on the child's face are very creepy. Shrudder..
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 5:55am.
Hmm, red is a nice change and good color for her. Why doesn't she do a comedy? Has she ever done a comedy? I can't think of one
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Angie and her darlings (and that little Montenegro kid) arriving in Japan.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/26/angelina-jolie-maddox-pax_n_658...
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I know she's had some tweaks. nothing major that i can discern. But sth is weird now. Also where is that VEIN??
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Bitch please!
yup- she different alright. she looks happy, for once, but her looks... ewhat happewned? too much botox?
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Submitted by vidz on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 5:09am.
TO the person who said she's had a nose job, i agree. something is waay off.
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I don't know if she had any recent tweaking done but she definitely had surgery on her nose in the past. Her current nose is quite different than it used to be.
http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/angelina-jolie-plastic-surgery.html
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:30am.
Thumbnail 11 looks like she was about to slip the girl the tongue. Very inappropriate.
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That pic creeped me out. She looks like a vampire going in for a bite.
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There was one where she was a MM impersonator.
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Hmm, red is a nice change and good color for her. Why doesn't she do a comedy? Has she ever done a comedy? I can't think of one.
What is this "She only makes action movies" shit?
She goes back and forth between action ('Salt') and dramas ('A Mighty Heart') about every other year, so stop trying to bring Angelina down. A trick is trying to get a check. And let's not call her a one-dimensional actress just because you wanna hate on her. I am not even her biggest fan and I am certainly not a Brangeloonie but sometimes these comparisons between her and Maniston are ridic. The only movies she makes are rom-coms.
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Poor casting... the role of the anorexic Russian girl should have been given to Megan Fox.
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TO the person who said she's had a nose job, i agree. something is waay off.
ETA: I used to be an angie fan, back in the day. She's lost her looks and is losing her hair. Also those crows feet tell us that she's atleast as old as Jen, if not older.
SAL: Also, Sal you ARE a guy right? To this day I still dunno. You just keep teasing us with your sexy ass avies.
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Bitch please!
You know, I really don't have much a a problem with her, but watch To Catch a Thief and compare it to her.
We are regressing.
Of this there is no doubt.
These whores!
In ten years, these chicks will be walking around naked.
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Thumbnail 11 looks like she was about to slip the girl the tongue. Very inappropriate.
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The whole kiss sequence is just fucking weird...
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 1:52am.
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I def. want to go see Inception, it looks like unique action type film
EEK I actually think her arms look HIDEOUS.
I went tos ee Inception (amazing movie) and the trailer for Salt was on. people behind me groaned and one guy said: God she really lost her looks didn't she?
It looked like any other spy movie ever made and we are supposed to believe angelina is some martial art trained spy. Whatever. If you have a brain go and see Inception that at least serves up something orginal rather than Wanted/LaraCroft/Bit of Bourne shite.
Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:52am.
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Is your comment directed at me? My feelings toward her are neutral, I don't care for her "humanitarian" stuff or her child adopting either.
But I'll probably see Salt at the 2 dollar theater because that's pretty much the only place I've seen movies at for the past 2 years.
Please just humour me for a moment and help me to understand. Why all the undieing love for this woman. Saint Angelina and all the heavenly titles. How can self centered and insecure honestly add up to sainthood. I'm not a anustun fan so its not that. I just can't understand the obsession. All the photo ops flying into poor places for a few pics do people really believe this is an angel that actually spends days of her life working with these poor places with her own hands? Correct me if I'm wrong but it always seems so...... If you love her, I'll try to as well.
Don't you mean, Who is COAT? lol
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 12:16am.
In answer to the question "what is COAT?" it is SALT in Russian.
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I didn't even notice that in the pics, when I read the comment, I thought it was another movie she was already filming!
But it does make sense it would be Russian for Salt
In answer to the question "what is COAT?" it is SALT in Russian.
she does look great, but i'm pretty sure she's not kissing that young girl on the lips.
She looks great as usual but her nose looks totally different, especially from the side. In fact, it looks to me like she had a nose job.
Kissing a stranger's child on the lips seems odd to me, but maybe its an acceptable way to greet people in Russia.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:24pm.
The ICC stands for International Children's Choir!
sorry it also stands for alot more look it up ICC
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It was a joke...I googled it thinking that it was some illuminati/government conspiracy thing that you were refering to. Someone told me yesterday that it was the code some used for a clique some posters here have...something like that.
Anyway, I was in that choir long ago and that is the first thing that popped in to my head.
ON TOPIC: Angelina doesn't bother me so much. I haven't seen her in anything since Mr/mrs. Smith and only read about her here.
I'm just glad she actually works unlike other people try to hang on to fame by starting clothing lines, creating a perfume, selling a "story" to a tabloid, or starring in a reality show. I might see Salt when it's out in the discount theater. But I love reading everyone's hilarious comments regarding her, Brad and her kids.
The kid kissing is REALLY fuckin weird and awkward though.
Wow...she actually looks alive. Lovely face and the dress is gorgeous, but yeah the prison tats kinda ruin the whole thing.
Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 11:07pm.
she has a pretty big pimple on her shoulder bone and her cheek bone..i didn't think saints could get them.
I think she was going for a stigmata look but severely misplaced the wounds.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 10:08pm.
All of her movies forever more should just be titled "Salt Raider Interrupted". Save time.
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I am soooooooooooooooooooo sick of her "sexy spy"/action hero role in EVERY movie...she doesn't even really play crazy anymore, it seems like sassy, sexy action hero is the only thing she can pull off.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
The ICC stands for International Children's Choir!
sorry it also stands for alot more look it up ICC
She looks great but those hideous trashy tattoos are disgusting.
She already has and old woman's body. When her face starts to go the whole package will crumble fast.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:21pm.
congrats who is ICC
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The ICC stands for International Children's Choir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPzo1G0raE4
They need to give this movie English subtitles.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/25/2010 - 9:02pm.
What the hell is COAT???
thumb 11 she's either going to regurgitate something into the girl's mouth or french kiss her.
That looks creepy!