This Is Every Layer Of NO
Foxy Brown was arrested last week for violating an order of protection by cursing out her neighbor and then flashing her used and abused nalgas. Well, the police need to pay Foxy a second visit for terrorizing retinas at B.B. King's Blues Club in NYC last night! The only thing this hotrocious outfit is missing is a pair of handcuffs, because this mess has to be illegal. Somebody needs to citizen arrest this bitch!
First of all, I'm mad at Foxy for looking like a ground beef empanada that has been microwaved too long, because now I'm craving Mexican. Second of all, the dried up tamale wrapper she's trying to pass off as a dress is so tight that it knocked two of her molars out. I hope her dental plan covers that. Third of all, Foxy looks like a junkie hooker from The Flinstones who gives handjobs for poppy seeds in the back of the drive-thru (Actually, that sounds kind of hot). Fourth of all, Foxy almost painted a pair of exquisite eyebrows on her face, but then she fucked it up by adding that curl at the end. Now they look like two anorexic slugs trying to escape.
That being said, at least Foxy matched her chonies with her nail polish. When else all fails, make sure your polish and panties go together!
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Someone please cover this Ewok with a lace-front UP!
EPIC FAIL!
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Uh, somebody needs to tell foxy that she's gained a few pounds.
At least she has panties on.
Thank God for big favors.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Rather clever of her to match the nails to the panties. I might try that tomorrow for my work ensemble.
Foxy has the most conical-looking breasts. I wonder if she has to have special bras made.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Foxy Brown just came on my ipod so I just had to come back and say WTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
You know those hoodrat type chicks dont care
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That's a mouth that should always remain closed *shudder*
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And I thought I was too fat in a bikini I tried on this weekend!
I wish I had her confidence!
Nice leather on leather look.
Fortunately, the third leather is covered up.
Haha, thanks for posting, MK :)
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Used to really like her, but Im speechless about what's she's doing with herself here. Her legs still look good but that's about it. WOW!
Dress is trashy, but i enjoy listening to Foxy Brown rap. Loved her music and she's a bit more original than lil kim (who also has a great voice)
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Fug!
Foxy aint so foxy anymore.
To quote the great Dolly Parton and Olympia Dukakis in Steel Magnolias:
"I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was fourteen!"
"You were brought up right."
Fox Boogie Brown is busted as hell. Damn girl. She looks like a burnt tamales...
So so tragic. Foxy had potential to be the best female rap artist, but too bad her nasty attitude gets in the way. No comment for the so called outfit.
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"I'm too high
I'm too high
But I ain't left the ground"-Stevie Wonder
"the dried up tamale wrapper she's trying to pass off as a dress"
Ha ha mk!!!!!!!! Now I want one....
Didn't she have to serve a year in jail for slapping that nail salon lady...yet Lohan will be getting out any second now ? sigh.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I thought she was naked for a second...
my teeth are sexy
disagree and get titmilk
squirted in your eye
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At first glance I thought she was naked. But who cares. Foxy hasn't had a good record since Chyna Doll.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
Foxy honey, there can only be one Fantasia...
LMAO!
Dreamcatcher from HELL.
this cow...
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conscience off...dick on...
At least we know what her nail color matches.
Damn! Bitch sure put on some weight.
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!
Somebody please explain to me why women stuff themselves into outfits that are too damn small?!?
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"Now is not the time for your judgments when we're about to be impaled by raw vegetables."
she looks like a permanent version of a cellphone pic you took quickly where stuff got all wavy with no reason.
Damn, I thought that was Wesley Snipes preparing for his next role in the part of "prison bitch".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Why bother wearing anything then?
Father time is one mean MoFo. Him and his friend Gravity need an ass whoopin.
Do they make Purrell eye drops? Im gonna need some
Geezus that's nasty...Why the fuck would any one wear a skin tight flesh coloured dress with built in saddle bags none the less???
Why. God. Why????
jazzy, you so nastay!! *sits in your lap*
KD lmao!! Seriously! Especially if it's Holy water.
I had an ex that worked at Barney's. He used to regale me with stories about Foxy tryin on dresses 2 sizes too small and then buying a bunch of dresses and then try to return them days later.
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Hard to tell where the dress ends and the skin begins. Horrible.
At least she spared us by remembering to put on some drawaz.
I think she is who Mel Gibson should have meant when he said moving violation.lol
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 11:52am.
jazzy, your avie just made me tingle all the way from my no-no to my yes-yes!
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Is that a 'maybe' then?
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 11:46am.
ME TOO! But I think this outfit might be tipping the scales against her.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Somebody really, really liked prison food.
she had to have had this custom made from her grandmama's old naga chair. That kind of crap just isn't around any more. I know she used chicken fat on her legs. Shiny happy people.
jazzy, your avie just made me tingle all the way from my no-no to my yes-yes!
I think both her dentist and her stylist can use a good ass-whupping.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 11:44am.
AHAHAHA @ the look on dude's face in thumb #3. WERD.
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Maybe it would help if he threw his glass of water on her, get that thing to give and stretch out a bit.
Lololol @ MK.
I can't hate her too much - "Ill Na Na" was one of my favourite albums in the 90s.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Maybe she's shedding her skin.