Monday, July 26th 2010

M.I.A. Pulls A Wino

Since Amy Wino hasn't been launching saliva loads at her audience members during shows, someone has to do it and that someone is M.I.A.! Brooklyn Vegan has a few pictures of M.I.A. lubing up a photographer's lens with her mouth jizz while headlining the Hard NYC Festival on Saturday night.

When Wino ejaculates a wad of spit at you, a team of people in white suits immediately drag you away to a giant tent where the last thing you see before they put you to sleep is a bunch of your fellow zombie infectees begging to be put out of their misery. That doesn't happen when M.I.A. infects your ass with her spit. The sound of a car backfiring might suddenly sound like beautiful music to you, but that's the worse that can happen.

And based on Brooklyn Vegan's reviews, it sounds like some of the hos in the audience wished that M.I.A. would've spit in their ear holes to drown out the sound of her set. M.I.A.'s performance, which some said was god awful, was cut short after only 4 songs. M.I.A. blamed the sound dudes:

money doesnt buy u shit! i thought more money means better sound guys in america/\/\/\! i was wrong, the higher u go , they turn u lower!
about 23 hours ago via web

And here's an example of M.I.A.'s "sound problems":


Can these sound dudes please edit Mel Gibson's next tape?

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Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 9:40pm.

Awesome, Goldshift... and fierce, Native American blood. I think you can say all you want and more on this topic.. agreed.
**Bows**

(and I had a great-great grandma who was Navajo. Never met her but it is something I feel proud of:))

G'nite..

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Thanks ;) I love the older generation of Navajo! I regret not learning the language when I was younger. My great-grandmother would tell us these horror stories about how when she was a little girl, the white missionaries would come around and try to take her and her sisters far away to become "civilized" and assimilated with Christianity and a government education. Her grandmother was completely blind and needed the children around to help her LIVE so she would hide them under the bed when the missionaries came poking around. Can you imagine having to hide in fear of being taken away from your family and all that you know? I don't pretend I know anything about anything but what I do know is that this facade of what we think it means to be an American can't last for much longer. We might have an African-American president but that doesn't mean he's on our side. The truth is, the government wants us to all be stupid, uneducated wage slaves they can control and right now, we're falling for their traps. We have all of this freedom to self-destruct but when we ask for the important things, we get shut down or silenced. Your tube of toothpaste tells you to call Poison Control if you swallow a pea-sized amount of toothpaste because it has an overdose of fluoride in it, but that same amount of fluoride is in a 16oz glass or bottle of water and no one says shit about that. The government will continue to treat us like numbers and property as long as we let them.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:18am.
You lost your credibility in two ways. For one thing, you assume nobody else here has ever suffered from poverty or oppression except poor wittle you, and nobody's ancestors have ever been ill-treated, so FUCK YOU.

Secondly, if you actually bothered to read people's complaints, the big problem is not that she fucks a rich guy. The problem is she fucks a rich American guy while preaching at us about how rotten Americans are and how they oppress third-world countries. You can't have it both ways, especially if you act like a bitch.

And then she spits on random people who didn't do anything to her except be present when ghetto ho decided to get mad. Wanna bet she expects to get away with it because she's an "artiste"?

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I said "some of us," as in I was not the only person who has experienced racism and government oppression. I know I'm not the only person to have gone through this. Why can't she fuck who she wants to fuck and still point out that America sends weapons to Africa where children can buy them for only $20 and help with the genocide of their neighboring tribes? Who are you to judge her relationship? None of us are free from the hypocrisy label. We're on this lame gossip web site, pointing out shit about people we'll never even meet, to feel better about ourselves. I never said anything positive about her spitting on the photographer. I hate it when artists spit on stage, I think it's gross and insulting but how do you know he didn't try to take a picture up her shorts or something? None of us were there so we can only speculate as to what really happened. I'm not one of these people who believes everything MK posts just cause he makes me laugh.

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MIA is an imbecile and this hardcore pretender looks like a badly contrived joke to me.. Seriously, I'd rather listen to the Kid Zone versions of her "music".

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LOVE Die Antwoord, not so much M.I.A.

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Eff Maya and her hypocritical ways.

M.I.A.'s first response to being profiled by the New York Times Magazine—Twitter-posting writer Lynn Hirschberg's phone number as if it were her own—only seemed to reinforce Hirschberg's portrait of the pop star as shallow, posturing, and incoherent. Hirschberg told the New York Observer the stunt was "fairly unethical" and "not surprising."

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/27/2010 -

.Nobody's saying she shouldn't make money or live a nice life. But if she's gonna do that, she shouldn't pretend that she's hardcore and down-to-earth while proving she's just trash.

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Comepletely agree!

Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:32pm.
You lost your credibility in two ways. For one thing, you assume nobody else here has ever suffered from poverty or oppression except poor wittle you, and nobody's ancestors have ever been ill-treated, so FUCK YOU.

Secondly, if you actually bothered to read people's complaints, the big problem is not that she fucks a rich guy. The problem is she fucks a rich American guy while preaching at us about how rotten Americans are and how they oppress third-world countries. You can't have it both ways, especially if you act like a bitch.

And then she spits on random people who didn't do anything to her except be present when ghetto ho decided to get mad. Wanna bet she expects to get away with it because she's an "artiste"?

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 11:12pm.
I advise you to check out her first two albums overall, anything from those is interesting. Ignore the third, it's just a lot of tired techno hip-hop and drill noises.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:30pm.

Nobody's saying she shouldn't make money or live a nice life. But if she's gonna do that, she shouldn't pretend that she's hardcore and down-to-earth while proving she's just trash.

Seriously, she sings about the poor third-world poor people being victimized by the big bad military and crap like that. Then she shits on the poor roadies and sound dudes who are probably losing their houses in this economy.

In other words, we want her to stop being such a fucking hypocrite. You can be rich and not be a hypocrite, but that means you can't spit on the audiences and blame the sound crew because your music is shite.

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Skye10's picture

I have always thought this bitch was wack and now I can add nasty to the list. Bleh!

Centaurious's picture

Is MIA any good? What songs should I download?

Give me a break from my 80's-90's reminiscing....:)

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I like M.I.A. Not so much Paper Planes, but Bird Flu, Hussel, and World Town are dope.

But she named her kid Ickitt. ICKITT. why, baby Jesus, why.....

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Awesome, Goldshift... and fierce, Native American blood. I think you can say all you want and more on this topic.. agreed.
**Bows**

(and I had a great-great grandma who was Navajo. Never met her but it is something I feel proud of:))

G'nite..

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Well, but it's true; I could only hear her back up singer, not her ! And at the end of the clip the mics were howling ! Anyway, she promised a new show for everybody in the audience.

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Sookie's picture

wow. i just LOVE her. cant help it. *frightenedofthisthreadheehee*

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Submitted by sonah22 on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:30pm.

Co Fucking Sign.

Is she not supposed to make money off her music or something? And if she does, she should continue living in some slum with a baby in tow? That's bullshit. And so what if she married rich? And you guys would diss her for marrying poor also, saying that he's a golddigger, blah blah or that she's dumb. If you don't like her that's one thing, but to say she can't live well off of her money (and she has plenty, even if he has more) or her husband's is just dumb. I was also poor as a kid, and it's amazing that when people rise beyond that, they get insulted this way. I guess I'm a sellout for wanting nice shit once I earn the money or if I marry a guy with money. PFF!

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No, we're saying that she should stop acting like she's all hard and shit.

Funny or Die knows what I'm talking about:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/35a311d5ea/m-i-a-paper-planes-suburban-...

There was a sound malfunction, all right...the sound guys forgot to start the tape and turn off her mike. No wonder the bitch was mad enough to spit. Can you say Ashlee Simpson?

Not that any of you care, but have you actually looked at those photos? It looks to me like M.I.A.'s set was sabotaged. It's just weird that Sleigh Bells and all of their Illuminati pyramids and All-Seeing-Eyes had a strong set but then all of a sudden, M.I.A. was having sound issues that the sound guys couldn't handle. Isn't that what they are being paid for?

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Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:30pm.

Co Fucking Sign.

Is she not supposed to make money off her music or something? And if she does, she should continue living in some slum with a baby in tow? That's bullshit. And so what if she married rich? And you guys would diss her for marrying poor also, saying that he's a golddigger, blah blah or that she's dumb. If you don't like her that's one thing, but to say she can't live well off of her money (and she has plenty, even if he has more) or her husband's is just dumb. I was also poor as a kid, and it's amazing that when people rise beyond that, they get insulted this way. I guess I'm a sellout for wanting nice shit once I earn the money or if I marry a guy with money. PFF!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.

So she's supposed to keep living in the slums of London, like her mother to keep fighting the fight? Why can't she fall in love with someone with money? She's talked about how it would be judgmental of her to have ignored her man's advances just because his family has money. I find it suspicious that the police shut down Hard in LA because of concerns over crowd control, then she has problems with the sound in NY. AT LEAST she says she'll make it up to her fans by putting on a free show when she goes back to NY. Ever since she started promoting her latest album, the press has turned on her. That New York Times article was a fucking joke. That journalist shouldn't have lied and tried to make her look bad just because she ordered some fucking truffle oil fries. I'm from the Navajo reservation but why should I be forced to eat fry bread when the only reason my people eat it is because the white man took us from our land, moved us to New Mexico and left us there with only flour, lard and a little bit of water? Am I a fake bitch too because I don't live off the dollar menu at McDonald's? None of you will ever understand poverty and government oppression the way some of us do so fuck you!

She married into an extremely wealthy family and no doubt lives a pampered, luxurious lifestyle. What a vile, hypocritical, disgusting bitch.

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She is a fake, hate filled, loud mouthed piece of crap. Horrible woman.

As for her fighting the fight, ummmm yeah whatever. She married into an extremely wealthy family and no doubt lives a pampered, luxurious lifestyle. What a vile, hypocritical, disgusting bitch.

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Submitted by Cara on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 1:59pm.So... sing about oppression and struggle but spit on the peasants. Gotcha.

I'm not a fan, but "peasants"? The photos are from some hipster dumbass at BrooklynVegan.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:00pm

agreed. Her first two albums are fantastic but her new shit sounds well shit. I think it's funny if she's still singing about the poor and shit considering she's married to the son of the fucking head of Warners/Seagram heir. WTF? Your rich bitch, give away some of your millions.

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People paid real money to listen to that shit? Were they that starved for entertainment? Those had to be out-of-towners. No, real New Yorker would actually pay to hear construction noises coming out of goddamn amplifier!

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I have to agree with you guys about Maya losing any moral voice when she married a rich guy... pretty much the same as sellouts like John Lennon, Frida Kahlo and Ghandi who also married well. :D

Can't believe I missed this post. WTF!? I mean, damn at that nasty pic. I think she's got some talent and actually enjoy a track or two of hers, but she needs to summon up some gotsdang dignity and composure already.

I remember when I was 16 and watching my 6 yr old niece. That little bitch in training SPAT (!!?) in the park, one day, at another kid. Do you know I charged that little brat, grabbed her, looked at her dead in the eye and made it clear that shit aint acceptable. Then I made her apologize. She never did it again in my presence. This shit irks me; it's one thing to be 'hard' for your craft and another to be 'trash' due to behavior. Dumbfk.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 1:39pm.
That's right, keep following whatever is branded "cool" without forming your own opinions, like a good little douchehipstersheep.

I actually adore MIA's first two albums, but the third one sucks ass. And I've always loathed her personally, because she's a huge showoff and a pompous hypocrite. She sings shit about "pull up the people, pull up the poor" but look what she does to the poor, she either spits on them or blames them for her shittastic concert.

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SlutBuster's picture

This makes Joaquin Phoenix sound good. Or even Po Po Zow.

madam ex's picture

What a nasty, filthy ho...dirty bitch.

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Klassy!

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So, now everyone who dislikes MIA is a Kelly Clarkson fan?

MIA pretends to be this champion of artistic integrity and originality, but her music sucks, always sucked balls, even I who like alternative music can't stand her. These new songs are merely a mixture of that shit ragga she does (with no possible appeal to the ears, unlike other ragga artists) and a rip off of Aphex Twin's sound.

Gimme a break.

She wasn't that great at all and the sound was an issue but it was not cut short because of the sound, it was because it started to storm and they made her get off stage. The people that were working it said she had to stop because the entire stage was made out of metal. Either way, she is crazy.

Submitted by Cara on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 1:59pm.
Ah but oppression and struggle only count if you come from a non-American country, even if you're a rich bitch living in Brentwood who blames her problems on poor struggling workers.

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Jayda's picture

I agree the sound was bad but you know she didn't show up for soundcheck so they didn't get a chance to go over everything with her. I really like MIA and all her songs but spitting is just plain gross. I'll stay in the 5th row next time I see her

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Move over Kanye, it's time for Operation Humble M.I.A.

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Cara's picture

So... sing about oppression and struggle but spit on the peasants. Gotcha.

sounded like she was rapping (?) at a construction site. I saw her open for gwen stefani and I enjoyed her performance but this girl sitting behind me kept telling her to get off stage. I wanted to punch her and throw her off the balcony by the hair she was so annoying.

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In response to whoever said she was well married, I looked at her Wikipedia and this is what I found:

"She currently lives in Brentwood, Los Angeles, California,[17] in the United States and is engaged to Benjamin Zachary Bronfman (aka Benjamin Brewer), environmentalist[18] ex-singer and guitarist for the band The Exit, son of Edgar Bronfman, Jr. the CEO of Warner Music Group, and a member of the Bronfman liquor dynasty."

^HAHA! She's loaded! And she lives in Brentwood! Bitch needs to quit the act and just be the rich housewife that she is.

Tyroan's picture

Funny comments... now I understand how Kelly Clarkson has an audience.

sonah22's picture

Her voice sounds normal, but I think this album has too much "sound," as in too many layers of sound instead of her normal beats. That shit is not going to sound good live. She should have just apologized for the rain and shut up about it.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.

Maybe you should stop blaming the sound guys and accept that your new album SUCKS.

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spittle flies through the
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tonta vodka van driver's picture

This is what happens when you base a career out of style over content. All your fashion maties cant save your bumbum when your album is bomb bomb bombing.

PS Lady Caca to follow suit. Without the outfits she is just an ugly girl who sounds like Ukranian Disco Fodder.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

yeah, i was there. awful. absolutely awful. at least wino has good melody. glad i got in for free. the best thing about it was getting rained on.

FunFilled's picture

Total disconnected

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DWM ~ haha! love that song.

"wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws..."

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@ Snowy -- THAT's what that is.. a shadow... I thought it was an out of control pube problem

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Is this the one who wore the clown maternity outfit? She's giving that Foxy Brown person a run for her money.

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the shadow of her hair makes it look like she has a really out of control pube situation

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Bunnyman's picture

The main problem here is not bad sound, but a lack of talent.

Bitch is crazier than a bag of assholes.