Open Post: Hosted By Willow Smith's Puffy Painted Ear
The "Triumphant Return of Puffy Paint" is on the list of things I hope happen before I'm cremated and turned into a peen ring for Anderson Cooper to wear the rest of his days, so it brings me happiness to see Willow Smith with puffy paint on her ear (Yes, I know it's not puffy paint, but just GIVE ME THIS!). I could never pull off looking like a Na'Vi made out with my ear, so I'm going to leave it to the professionals like Willow here.
And lately, Willow has been showing the likes of Foxy Brown how you do foolery the right way. I mean, Willow looks like a roadie for The Misfits who just got a makeover from Sue Ellen Crandell. That's how you do it.
Here's Willow with Will Smith, Jaden "I'm The Shit" Smith and Noxeema Jackson Jada Pinkett Smith at the premiere of Karate Kid in Paris yesterday.
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Woof. She looks like her dad. He looks goofy/okay. the girl version of Will Smith isn't that pretty.
Sorry, I know its mean to make fun of children.
Oh I skipped the Karate Kid. Don't plan to ever see it either.
uh. this makes the news how again?
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Nav'i midgets!
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Sorry, but both of those kids are fug, and they need their little smirks slapped off their smug, entitled, bratty faces.
What a smug looking little bastard.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
This ain't a political blog, in case you didn't know. And if it were a political blog, I have the feeling it would not be right wing conservative. The only time I've ever seen anything having to do with politics on this site was when W ducked those shoes. And most of the posters were on the shoe thrower's side.
Submitted by Poopele
Thanks to affirmative action, these kids will probably be able to go to college!
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Right on fucking time! I knew it wouldn't be too long before something racial was posted. Thanks for being so predictable, asshole!
~~~~Oh please how often does someone say something racist on this website?? I mean really. Stop being so sensitive and angry.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:31pm.
Thanks to affirmative action, these kids will probably be able to go to college!
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Oh, you must mean the same type of affirmative action that got G. W. Bush into Yale: Money!
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No affirmitive action is what got Obama into Harvard. Money isn't affirmitive action. What a dumb joke.
Do Classic Girls really wear high-waisted, spandex khakis?
I just realized that unless I get run over by a bus, I will be alive when the Smith children are adults.
Kill me now.
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It's not paint. It's the secret Thetan earpiece of Xenu, through which she can directly channel their Lord and Master!
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she has I will take your money eyes
I love watching the NJ housewives re-run as I wait for the new episodes and Teresa constantly screaming "MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORCLOSHUUUUU".
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
These kids inherited the "tool" gene. When you have 2 dominant tools, odds are good your offspring will be too.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:17pm.
I STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL cannot get over how Willow looks IDENTICAL to Will Smith's "Oscar" character from "Shark Tale".
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You are so RIGHT! She does! That is just FREAKY.
@Caprica: I'm always down to get my geek on!
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why is this news
Oh great! now she looks even more like that fish character.
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Bitch please!
@MBlaster
I'll count you in for TRON viewing. Again, let me somehow coordinate a theatre viewing safely. We got til December of this year.
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Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:34pm.
TRON Bitches!!
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That looks so effin' cool!!! I've been waiting a long time to see this movie!
*puts ice on fanboy chub*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:06pm.
Cappie take me to see tron.. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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For real, deal DWM! Done. I think December is the release date. I will announce (somehow in cryptic wording) which theatre I'll be. Don't know how to keep the info away from the nutjobs, but I'll reach out to MK or trusted peeps or something, but we scifi dorks (aka don't judge! - we ARE cool bitches n shit!) will connect for a theatre viewing of TRON and shit. Srrsly. Let me think how to pull this off and shit.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Cappie take me to see tron.. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
UGGG just say no to clip-on bangs, folks!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
I've always liked Will but there's something about Jada that isn't very charming...those bangs aren't helping her likability factor either. To me, Will comes off as charming and Jada comes off as cocky in interviews. Jaden in interviews reminds me of Jada, and I think that's why so many people think he's a brat.
Well, with those eyes and those ears you can't deny she's Jada and Will's kid.
If she was my daughter, I would encourage hair over the ears or and ear pinning when she gets older. Otherwise, don't care. They are rich, the kids will probably have booming careers.
TRON Bitches!!
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/disney/tronlegacy/
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
WHY, would you want to draw attention to your Dumboesque ears, Darling??? I don't understand.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Thanks M.E.
*digs out credit card*
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
So my metal roof is about ¼ completed.
It is starting to look nice.
Over the weekend we had some bad storms and it leaked for the first time.
Guess it's a good thing I'm getting a new one.
Oh i was trying to figure out how that fit and what the advantages were... thanks for clarifying.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
And, goodnight!
DWM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLqgmjOrhAQ
DWM - the cone is not inserted into any orifice...you just place it against you....
Lemme go find youtube SFW instructional video...
Ha M.E. she does look like that damn fish.. wonder where the st angie fish is these days.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
M.E. I'm going to need you to explain the cone to me as if I were a two year old.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Someone slap me in the face 20 times so I don't fall asleep on the drive home.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I forgot they had this little girl I thought it was their gay son. Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, now they all dress tacky. And they sure didn't waste any time putting him in a lead role geez.
I just can't hate on Will Smith, I don't know why. I hate most Scienos with a passion but he seems fairly genuine. Don't think his smug-looking kids should automatically be cast in movies, but...
Wait, this is OP. What's up, cunts?
Yep. Still looks like that fish to me.
@Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 5:55pm.
She doesn't look like a boy, It is Montenegro style!!!
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Meh. I still think she looks like a boy.
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:31pm.
Thanks to affirmative action, these kids will probably be able to go to college!
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Oh, you must mean the same type of affirmative action that got G. W. Bush into Yale: Money!
Koko, I too am curious about "The Cone"
Koko -= the Cone: You are supposed to sit up against it, think idnian style with the cone as a pole.....
Um, not that I know this or whatever...
*wanders off whistling*
On another random note since I've been looking at "THE CONE" in the sex toy ads to the right all day I'm wondering how it's supposed to work. The website makes it sound all mysterious with quotes like "use it however you want"...and I'm no stranger to toys but I truly don't get that.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
biting rhianna's style (who's biting shit Karen O did a decade ago) is the "new" thing. wow, so edgy. /sarcasm
blipsters are so silly :)
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
There are freaks and then there are RICH freaks. These kids will probably never learn realistic boundaries but they don't have to because they are RICH! They should hope ma and pa don' t lose their money in a ponzi-sciento scheme, unprepared as they are for the real world. Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan.
I bet these kids are an absolutely nightmare only fit for "Supernanny."
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Got me a big old pot of water coming to a boil.
Today an old lady traded me a dozen ears of butter & sugar corn for a sign.
:)
Last year she traded me a pie.