Prostitution Whore Is Loving This
If you're in the middle of opening up a bordello inspired by The Bombay Company or a Spaghetti Factory franchise on Staten Island, this is just for you! The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice and her husband Juicy Delicious are auctioning off everything in their Opulent Palace of Marble & Onyx, because they are as bankrupt as her twohead!
Gawker points us to this auction site featuring everything that is up for sale. Sadly, they aren't selling the table Teresa flipped, the piece of yanked weave hair from Prostitution Whore-ah's head, the apple box Juicy Delicious stands on when he does his wife from behind, or an artifact from Teresa's childhood on Skull Island.
If Teresa goes to prison for tax evasion can Bravo please have a camera on her when she tells the warden that she can't live in someone else's cell, because that is gross and skeevy.
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I bet their 4 kids are ugly.
They have poor taste in furniture.
I have to admit that I do watch the RHONJ.
I can't stand Teresa! That gorilla has no class. She's always saying she's a classy and nice lady. That gorilla is the opposite. If you go to the forum on Bravo it's pretty insane. Lots of crazy people there. Now I see why she got all ape sh!t with Danielle. Haha I hope this skank can adjust to living life like a normal person. Their furniture is extremely tacky. I bet you Danielle is laughing her ass off.
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by SarahR. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:12pm.
I really don't think her husband was kidding when he was talking about living above the pizza parlor. That was some serious foreshadowing there,I wish they would have played some haunting music at that point.
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Yeah he kept saying "when we get kicked out of our house" and then she turned to the camera and said " HE WAS KIDDING". I can't wait to hear spin on this story. Also I would love to see an US Weekly spread of her new apartment when they are forced to move there.
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They`ll come up with some wild ass story, like toxic mold forced them to move out......
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by SarahR. on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:12pm.
I really don't think her husband was kidding when he was talking about living above the pizza parlor. That was some serious foreshadowing there,I wish they would have played some haunting music at that point.
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Yeah he kept saying "when we get kicked out of our house" and then she turned to the camera and said " HE WAS KIDDING". I can't wait to hear spin on this story. Also I would love to see an US Weekly spread of her new apartment when they are forced to move there.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I really don't think her husband was kidding when he was talking about living above the pizza parlor. That was some serious foreshadowing there,I wish they would have played some haunting music at that point.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
I still think that is Jeff Goldblum in a dress.
They're going to be headed to jail soon. As part of the foreclosure process, their mortgage lenders will investigate their files and will soon file federal complaints alleging mortgage fraud. Simply put, they lied on their mortgage application regarding income; there's no way they could qualify for the amount of mortgages they got without it. The FBI loves investigating mortgage fraud; it's easy to prove and is a class C FELONY; you go to the big house for it. Add tax evasion in with that, and both these ugly greasy guidos are headed to jail for at least 5 years...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Reading "the apple box Juicy Delicious stands on when he does his wife from behind," caused me to do a Danny Thomas spit take... you are THE BEST!!!
Someone pointed out the armoir, and yes it's a nice piece, but I wonder is it really made of wood?? It looks like everything here is made of plastic, or is it real marble and wood in the furnitures, sure some is , but...
All that stuff looks depressing and heavy.
I don't know who these people are but I feel sorry for them anyway, but hey it's a new start without all that dark wood/plastic...
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
just by looking at the thumbnails on here, i can tell that shit is tacky and ugly. and LMAO @ 'twohead' hahahahaha oh my god.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
They should be imprisoned just for buying that tacky shit in the first place.
And can't hometrick ask Tyra to loan her some 'head?
This ho is in dire need of a lift!
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Fuck! I'd do something about that hairline, maybe pull out most of my hair to give the illusion of a forehead
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I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live - Bettie Page
I'm on minute 5 of Real Housewives, the new episode, and I already want to throw crap and punch the TV.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Such ugly, tacky stuff! I remember her comment about everything being marble, onyx or granite in her new home.
If they are selling all the tack, will they get to keep the house? I would love to see this place furnished by Big Lots!
Unfortunately these two bred and had the ugliest little trolls ever!
Her husband looks inbred and SLOOOOOW. Like he can't string together a 6 word sentence or spell his real name (Guiseppe).
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Behold!
Darwin's unnatural selections.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Gawd she's hideous, just like her decor.
They have some nice chandeliers very Home Depotish
no thanks but
I'll take a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese
I like the gas outdoor grill...mine is much smaller...oh and the boat I could use.
Auction? You mean there are people stupid enuf to actually want this shit? It is all so ugly and big....I do like the alarm clock tho.
It's fascinating to look here and on Gawker at all the clutter. If I had millions, my house would not look like that. So brown. Las Vegas European kitsch. Like the kick Eddy was on once in AbFab - "I want minimalism! I just want surfaces! I don't want THIS. I don't want THAT."
OMFG, this is amazing! My boyfriend & I are pissing ourselves over "twohead." This post is pure gold. Thank you, MK.
Just wanted to pop in and say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look at all that hideous furniture, and now you have to DEGRADE yourselves by selling off these Frankenstein-esque monstrosities! I DESPISE Teresa Jooo-Dice.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
She's on TV right now discussing how big of diamond she wants for her anniversary.
That chair is disgusting it looks like a swollen crotch
that was nasty
hahahahaha @ the chess board... as if
Good lord, can't she at least afford to get that mess threaded?
That stuff looks like shit they both look like chimps greedy nasty chimps with a tacky house with spoiled kids
Chimp hairline and a straying eyeball. MK has instilled the phrase Casa de Foreclosure in my brain forever ♥
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
Atleast now the younger children might have a chance at being well adjusted. It's OVER for the oldest one.
I actually kinda liked Teresa until this season. She is a C U Next Tuesday and this shit proves it.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Ashbery on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:12pm.
Oversized Wall Mirror & Kidney Shaped Vanity Table = My personal Favorite.
I'm put off by the bed not being made. Couldn't throw the covers up for a picture?
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GET OUTTA MY HEAD!! that's the same shit i thought
Gaudy. *removes plastic furniture covers*
Check this out:
http://www.babelgum.com/5007094
Little kids re-enacting the RHONJ!!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:52pm.
The telescope is a nice touch. I'm sure the Giudice kids are well-versed in astrophysics.
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I love it!! HA HA HA HA!!!
She's got man hands.
Wow. She has a bad case of caveman forehead.
"Buy my tacky shit, ooga-booga."
Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:27pm.
I am learning the game now.
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I just saw this shit now (after cutting eve class n on my 3rd glass of Torrontes white). Here's some good sites of beginning/middle/end games. It's how I learned some years back. (Sorry I just saw this shit now ugh, I hate paycheck-work lol):
http://www.princeton.edu/~jedwards/cif/intro.html
http://beginnerchess.org/articles/
Here's a site for freeware I use (K ChessElite):
http://download.cnet.com/9241-7562_4-1723237.html?messageID=10259788
*EDITED deleted thonky (used to be a rep site; i see now it isn't. below are others i've quick researched:
http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/chess
http://www.chessvariants.com/d.chess/chess.html
http://chessjam.blogspot.com/
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Two head! ahahahaa
Please oh please let Danielle show up at that auction...and buy something, ANYTHING...loudly.
Smug fake phony thieiving greedy ass Geico cavewoman dipped in Maybelline! Ugh, she irks me!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
This probably has more to do with them wanting to look good so they don't go to jail...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
this woman has my grandmothers taste. seriously.
These people are disgusting. I find it sad that they're screwing over the people they owe money by filing for bankruptcy. Not only do they not have to pay them back, they get to start over. Fucking name. Hate this broad.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
http://www.ajwillnerauctions.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.catalogs
click on the last link and its a straight up PDF file of EVERYTHING they're selling. EVEN THEIR WEDDING RINGS!!
Too bad Nick Cage can no longer afford to buy their fabulous crap. He used to be a sucker for bejewelled chess sets and full suits of armour.
They will never get anything close to what they probably over-paid for this tacky crap. I should pity her her twohead and FAS eyes, but I don't because I suspect they would do the same all over again if they get the opportunity. Please can they go to jail!
So you can put a price on tackiness....interesting
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All their stuff is just too, too...TOO.
Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:49pm.
Donald Trump just jizzed in his pants, he's gonna buy all this shit to finally redecorate his younger son's tree house.
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Yeah, but not before he has it coated in 24karat gold!
This could not have happened to a nicer, more upstanding couple.
>Submitted by borg queen
>Are they selling that ATV they bought for their
>daughter for her last birthday?
I downloaded the catalog (no photos in it, just a list) and it looks like they are. Along with the girls' furniture, the nursery furniture, and a group of assorted toys.
I just hope that they see the children through this properly. Sure, we all make fun, but the bottom line is they're just little girls.