Afternoon Crumbs
Relive the "pass the lube" moment of seeing Alcide's nalgas on True Blood - OMG Blog!
Pacey wins at Comic Con -Lainey Gossip
Why is Shakira wearing a bikini top made out of pillow cases from Ballard Designs and your dad's cutoff Quicksilvers? - Egotastic!
JLo splashing around in a giant diaphragm - The Superficial
The quickest way to draw attention to your engagement ring is to pretend to hide it (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Parasite Hilton wondering why there isn't a dick between her tits like usual - Hollywood Tuna
Kate Winslet is getting hers - Celebitchy
Yeah, yeah, Emily Blunt, we know your ass in love and shit! You don't need to smugly smile and rub it in our lonely faces - Popsugar
The Walmart moonwalker - The Chive
Jessica Biel must have lost a bet - Popoholic
Lorenzo Martone is now grooming his beard all by his lonesome - Just Jared
Taiwan's NMA News keeps putting out the hits - Towleroad
NO - I'm Not Obsessed
Susan Sarandon's boy toy looks like a lesbian who teaches 19th century literature at a women's liberal arts college - ICYDK
Attack of the zombies! - Cityrag
This picture of Daniel Craig from Cowboys and Aliens needs less clothes - Sindication
Why doesn't my Rice Krispies ever curse me out? - Holy Moly!
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stefystef what hot piece of meat is your avie?
Yeah, Alcide's all well and good, but it's really all about Franklin Mott's bony ass. I mean, his fancy silk pajamas from the last episode? AY YI YI. Every time he gets on top of Tara, I get the vapors.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:23pm.
Stefystef, I like your style. All of my friends are still Team Eric. Im like WTF are you blind!? No comparison with this bitch in the picture.
My husband must have caught on. He watched True Blood for the first time with me last night (in all the seasons it had been on) and then put Mr. Manganiello as my screensaver desktop without a word. I sat down to my laptop this evening and this was the picture...
http://brokencelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Joe_Manganiello_nude_...
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Thanks, Crystal Lynn. *s* While I like Eric better than Bill (from the beginning), I was never Team Bill or Team Eric.
But I'm totally Team Alcide! *LOL* All other men pale in comparison.
The only problem with that picture is there's a newspaper blocking the good part. What the hell is that about??? *LOL* MOVE THE NEWSPAPER, PLEASE.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Well, this might be the first photo I've ever seen of Sarandon without her saggy udders on full display so the lesbian professor seems to be having a positive impact on her.
Stefystef, I like your style. All of my friends are still Team Eric. Im like WTF are you blind!? No comparison with this bitch in the picture.
My husband must have caught on. He watched True Blood for the first time with me last night (in all the seasons it had been on) and then put Mr. Manganiello as my screensaver desktop without a word. I sat down to my laptop this evening and this was the picture...
http://brokencelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Joe_Manganiello_nude_...
Submitted by vidz on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:32pm.
@dear stefy
* extends olive branch * Let's make it a threesome, MK and MAH boo can join too. I'm cool. Even that adorable fag Talbot WHAT!
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*taking the olive branch*
I accept. Maybe we can share Alcide. Maybe *s*
But it would be a lot of fun to have you, me, Alcide, Michael K, Andy MahBoo and of course, the fabulous Talbot all together for dinner, drink and some crazy shit.
Sounds grand, darlin'. *s*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
True Blood or True Ass?
@dear stefy
* extends olive branch * Let's make it a threesome, MK and MAH boo can join too. I'm cool. Even that adorable fag Talbot WHAT!
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Bitch please!
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:56p
The resurfacing of Paris Hilton recently is unfortunate.
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Which DListed whore forgot to have Orkin spray the DListed HQ (aka MK's homohovel) for P Hiltonite Skankum...the Latin name for 'rotten crotched skank roach-Hilton'...as opposed to 'rotten crotched skank roach-Lohan' which have 3 known sub-species...but I digress...Who forgot to get Orkin to spray for Lohanmites? Hmmmm?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Run Tara! Run!
actually the Kodak moment of last night's show was watching her bash Franklin Mott's head in with a medieval mace
Jessica Biel is a beautiful woman. Why she spent all that time with Justin Timberlake is beyond my comprehension.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:06pm.
Oh hell no! Joe Manganiello is NOT dickly!
I have major tit boner for him more than ANYONE else in Hollywood right now. He REALLY does it for me. FUUUUUUUUCK. I already e-mailed Michael K for him to nominate him hot slut of the day.
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I'm with YOU Crystal Lynn. When I first saw Alcide, I was like- Okay, now I will watch True Blood this season. Between him, the King of Mississippi and his little boyfriend Talbot, True Bloos is worth watching now.
They can send Sookie back to Bon Temps and bury her with Grans. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by vidz on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 6:31pm.
@stefy
Bitch, you'll have to pry him from me first. SO. FUCKING. HAWT.
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To dear vidz:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BRING IT SKANK!!!
I will shank your ass, throw you off and me and Alcide will fuck doggie-style over your corpse!!!
AAAWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Joe is officially MAH BOO! Maybe Michael K and Anderson Coop can double date with us!!! You can watch, vidz. LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
@stefy
Bitch, you'll have to pry him from me first. SO. FUCKING. HAWT.
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Bitch please!
"Submitted by YeahYeahYeah on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 5:10pm.
Bout time Alcide is naked. Hes done nothing for me on this show. Hes a boring character and I hate how he mumbles all of his lines."
He can mumble all he wants. The man is sexy, clothed and unclothed. I kinda want him to come over my house and read me smut novels.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I had no idea Shakira was a shorty. I thought she was at least 5'7.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Hillary duff is marrying that guy cuz she just wants free furniture. It's so obvious...
Emily Blunts smile in thumb 7 looks crazay....
Kate winslet's new beau is gorge...
Wal-mart moonwalker: random but I like...
Jessica Biel's dress is awful but she is gorge (imo), and her body is fab...
Bout time Alcide is naked. Hes done nothing for me on this show. Hes a boring character and I hate how he mumbles all of his lines.
"You got a car?" Ha ha ha
She should have asked, "You got some pants?"
Or, "You got a friend?"
How can someone with as much money as Parisite have such rough-looking hands? And I'd like to congratulate whoever put those bruises on her arms and legs. Next time aim for her mouth, willya?
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
I hate the with/without makeup things because the piss me off. More than a little makeup is fraud, pure and simple.
Susan Sarandon was so awesome in Witches of Eastwick - the cello scene is classic.
C'mon - did Molly Shannon really need to be included in that gallery of celebs without makeup? I mean gimme a break. She doesn't earn her living by her looks and she's not constantly being altered by photoshop fuckery.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Sorry, but If I were Tara, I'd undress and fuck Alcide right there.........He is so hot!!
Oh hell no! Joe Manganiello is NOT dickly!
I have major tit boner for him more than ANYONE else in Hollywood right now. He REALLY does it for me. FUUUUUUUUCK. I already e-mailed Michael K for him to nominate him hot slut of the day.
The Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins breakup makes me sad. They were a great couple. And Susan hanging out with that goofy guy half her age seems silly.
The resurfacing of Paris Hilton recently is unfortunate.
Alcide is quite handsome. I am 2 episodes behind so I cant watch the clip above. and I know this may sound sadistic...but Franklin Mott is f****** sexy!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 3:40pm.
Alcide is one scorchin' hot homosexual!
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Oh, hell no!!! The Frisco Gang ain't having that one.
Joe is STRAIGHT!!!! He likes the muff. Sorry, he ain't chasing MahBoo Cooper. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
I love Susan Sarandon, her talent and I support her political views. Her new piece looks like he too is into her like I am. Of course, I am as gay as a pink flamingo which I am hoping he is too, but only if he is a lesbian.
I was wondering how long it would be before you were jumping on Alcide hawt body, Michael K.
Joe Maniganello is my new baby daddy. Oh, the things I would do to him... the bad, BAD things... *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Alcide is one scorchin' hot homosexual!
Susan Sarrandon gave up Tim Robbins for THAT? Girl is slacking...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
That TB chick is pretty ugly
You mean they couldn't find ONE goodlooking black chick for that part
So this is how gays CAN get married. Check out the link and you guys tell me he is otherwise.
http://thechive.com/2010/07/20/this-happened-11-photos/?obref=obinsite
i really wanted to see that wolf boy swinging from the front. and i wish Tara had been running harder, like "Run Lola Run" hard.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
Holy shit!!! That no makeup gallery certainly made me feel 100% better about myself. Scary!
Meh on Miss Sarandon's new piece. Dammit Janet you could have had anybody.
And Mr. Craig looks scary yet sexy.
There is WAY TOO MUCH Tara in that ALCIDE clip!
RAWR!
Damn, I thought I looked bad without makeup! Whooooo! All I'm saying is, I thought Fishstick's GOOP lifestyle would give her the skin of a radiant goddess. Guess not.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Jeez, what is with the massive age difference in second pieces nowadamndays? Susan Sarandon's 30-yr-junior piece has built in puffy alch-eyes already. Bet they make a swell pair. This will last forever.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
'looks like a lesbian who teaches 19th century literature at a women's liberal arts college'
HA HA
'...Goodbye aging obscurity, and 'Hello' magazine!...'
Susan's boy toy is cute! :)
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Does you tube have slow motion?
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010