Wednesday, July 28th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Elizabeth Berkley (38)
Soulja Boy (20)
Dustin Milligan (25)
Zach Parise (26)
Afroman (36)
Nicole Narain (36)
Alexis Arquette (41)
Lori Loughlin (46)
Sally Struthers (62)
Jim Davis (65)
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Thanks for the boner-ruiner, Sally Struthers. I have to go back to some midget porn to get THAT shit outta my mind.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
YYYoooouuuu!!! happy BDay Souljah Boy!
Happy BDay Sally Struthers. I used to hide my Doritos when you came on in your commercials.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Yes! I love a curly haired slut.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 8:01am.
Um, amazing. Elizabeth Berkeley had a nice body except for her horrible, horrible ass which starts half-way up her back.
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Thank god you see it too! It's quite bad... This video was taken from a good angle though.
I always thought Lori Laughlin looked older than John Stamos and because her birth year would never get printed on Full House trivia stuff, I always suspected she was like 5 years older than John. But she's 1 year younger.
I was gonna wish you happy birthday too
But then I got high!
HB, hos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
She is hot! Bad actress though.
"I was gonna celebrate my birthday, but then I got high..."
HB Afroman! and I guess HB to Sally Struthers, props for one of the greatest South Park episodes ever.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Well, isn't that a gif from God. Happy Birthday Elizabeth/Jessie/Nomi/Whatever, and ricki lake is right about Lori Loughlin - she doesn't age.
There's coffee in that nebula...
Great wiggle HB to all and any Dlisters celebrating today!
I don't get why "Showgirls" was such a career-ruiner for Liz Berkley...it almost seems like it was a set up for her humiliation, it was such a debacle. Why the buzz for "Showgirls" ever touted it as a huge hit is beyond me. I did see Ms. Berkley on Broadway performing alongside Richard Dreyfuss a few years ago and she acted pretty well, better than I expected.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
I don't think Jessie Spano is EVER going to live that strip-gig down!
Happy Birthday Jessie Spano! You were the answer in one of my bridal shower questions a couple weeks ago!
ha Jazzy.
It may take 2 bags for her.. look at those nostrils.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Poor Elizabeth Berkley. Showgirls was supposed to turn her into a star, and turned into a big pile of shit. Though it is one of the greatest piles of all time. Unintentionally funny is the best/worst way.
I remember reading a story about how during the filming, when the buzz was all great, Elizabeth turned down all of these offers for roles in other movies because she thought she was a lead movie actress now, and was counting on the success of Showgirls. After it came out and bombed, she couldn't pay anyone to hire her. Better luck next time Nomi!! (Get it? her name was a play on No Me. Brilliant!!)
And here I thought the movie showgirls came out 38 years ago...
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 8:13am.
Tell me, how does one go about getting a body like that?
Sigh...
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$50 and a bag of coke. Or did you mean for yourself?
Elizabeth was probably practicing her Oscar speech that year.
Was not meant to be.
Happy Birthday anyway!!
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Tell me, how does one go about getting a body like that?
Sigh...
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Bitch please!
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I agree.. her back ass is disgusting.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
smokin hot
damn i'd do her front back sideways upside down
hell yea
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
"When all else fails, they call me."
R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10
Um, amazing. Elizabeth Berkeley had a nice body except for her horrible, horrible ass which starts half-way up her back. I always want to put full-coverage pantays on her everytime I watch Showgirls.
Also, a shout-out to my girl Lori Loughlin! Bitch looks the same as she did in her Full House days. She's one of those that doesn't seem to age at all, without any noticeable plastic surgery work.
DWM, I never watched that show!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
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Leenie! Surely you are joking.
I'm so excited.. I'm so excited... I'm so.... scared!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 7:21am.
How the fuck did a hockey player get mentioned on dlisted... is he gay? Hmmm, I wonder if MK has ever been a puck bunny for the Devils? It could explain it. I'm kidding, of course...
Is Parise good looking?
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I would love it with MK was a puck bunny so we can find out who the closeted homosexuals are! I remember years ago the rumors circulating about Messier.
And Zach Parise is HOT.
HB Sally Struthers, Alexis Arquette and Jim Davis.
Ummm...who is Jessie Spano?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I've never seen the film "Showgirls" but it sure is notorious! Am I missing much? (Other than EB in her birthday suit).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvPYEZbVtIU&videos=gRkyeQeTnSQ
"Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."
~J.D. Salinger~
The best worst movie in my movie collection. Just classic. HB Elizabeth Berkley.
HB to fabulous Alexis Arquette!
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How the fuck did a hockey player get mentioned on dlisted... is he gay? Hmmm, I wonder if MK has ever been a puck bunny for the Devils? It could explain it. I'm kidding, of course...
Is Parise good looking?
Wow MK... early bird catches the worm, right?
HB Jesse Spano and the transvestite Alexis Arquette, known for the cinematic masterpiece known as "Sometimes They Come Back... Again"
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'M SO EXCITED . . . I'M SO EXCITED . . . I'M SO SCAAAAAAAAAAAARED (of that video clip).
Ah, Jessie Spano . . . what has become of you . . .
The only one I care about is Zach Parise!! Loves him!!!!!!!! Oh and he's way hotter than Jessie Spano as well. :o
Happy Birthday Jessie Spano! You should have won an oscar for Showgirls...the members of the academy (ie Kelly and Lisa) were just jealous. Also Happy Birthday to Garfield and Odie's dad, Jim Davis!
The greatest cinematic achievement to ever only receive ONE star!
HAAAHAAAAHAAAA. One of the best ONE star movies of all time!!
Happy Burfday leos.
Showgirls the sitcom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1CG-XDwPs
Hmmm, if she had studied harder in Saved by the Bell, she wouldn't have had to take this stripper job.
Happy Birthdays!!!
Crystal Connors: "See Darlin' you are a whore!"
Happy Birthday!
Hilarious - I was watching her scream IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED IM SO... SCARED
right when I looked at this. Yes, that episode was just on lmao.
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"It`s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." - Lindsay Lohan
Elizabeth Berkley still has a hot body, and everyone knows her because of this cinematic masterpiece known as 'Showgirls'.
"It's Ver-sayce!"
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18