Linda Hogan Is Getting Married
Proving that eating Hulk Hogan's ass for 25 years causes irreparable brain damage, 50-year-old Linda Hogan is planning to marry her 21-year-old boy toy Charlie Hill. Charlie went to high school with Linda's son Nick and is one year younger than Brooke. Nick is already a dumb fuck of the highest order, so seeing his mother freak on his friend's leg at his high school reunion will hopefully take him over the edge. I can't wait.
Lime Life reports that Linda and Charlie will promise to love each other until death does them part (or until Linda divorces Charlie for using the last bottle of peroxide) next summer. The plan is to get married on Linda's appropriately named yacht, ALIMONY. Brooke has made it clear that the thought of her mother with Charlie makes her want to vom on her assless chaps, so I doubt she'll hold her mother's bouquet at the wedding.
I know Linda looks like a luau pig dressed in drag as Hatchet Face, but she's got plenty of cash stuffed into the middle of her chest hogs thanks to Hulk Hogan so she could probably get herself a hotter paid piece. You know, one that doesn't look like he names all his skid marks and doesn't regularly huff gas out of cars. Actually, maybe she can't. They're perfect for each other.
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Charlie Hill is going to leave her as soon as the $ dries up.
He has terrible taste in hair color/styles & women.
Dude gets to spend all the Hulks hard earned and bang on his ex wife like a salvation army drum. Thats a Win Win situation...
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I don't know what to think about this. So, does the guy have a job or will he be a kept husband? That money won't last forever; odds are she doesn't work either. Hulk was the one who broke up the marriage with him cheating. Brooke hasn't made the tabloids lately; what gives?
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I honestly don't know what to think about these two. On the one hand, good for her! On the other hand, when I start to really think about them together, I get all queasy. So, whatever. If they're happy, I'm happy for them. That's going to be one slammin wedding!
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"It's so ironic. When you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses."
~Madhuri Dixit~
Those Hogans certainly have a "type" don't they?
"I can't watch this because it's creepy, wrong,
and sick. However, I WILL watch out of curiousity."
Is this a porno plot?
Bitch is so fug who the fuck else is going to marry her; fat bank account or not. She better get her toddler to sign a prenup.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
could she be any more disgusting, She's a cow and with the wripped jeans.
That family is all kinds of nast!
The Hulk is currently fucking on some piece that looks like Brooke's stunt double, and now her mama is sharing her titty balls with Hulk Hogan, Jr.?
Excuse me while I vomit.
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i could care less about this trash, but the first sentence of this "story" made me laugh my ass off. oh MK <3
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I can totally see him running off with her daughter. No amount of money will stop him eventually wanting someone his own age
"I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live" - Bettie Page
I always had a thing for younger guys but the age difference was, like 6 years...and I finally settled down with someone 2 years younger. And that's enough for me.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I wonder what they talk about?
His first wet dream (last week) and her menopause (last week.)?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
OMG, He's 21? can't believe, looks old..
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I just realized that Linda Hogan looks better than Britney in a tank & jeans. Now excuse me while I pour lighter fluid into my eyes, anyone have a match?
i feel bad for brooke -_- she always seemed kinda decent... sad. thats soo beyond fckdup. wonder what the kids parents think or if he has any brothers or sisters..
Oh COME ON. These people are nuts.
what a hideous creature Linda Hogan is...proof that too much sun is a very, very bad thing....she looks like a piece of chubby beef jerky....and yes whoever said the Hogan's have extremely masculine looking women is right...I wonder if it is money, or just great bj's or a bit of both keeping him around...how very pedophile-ish of you Mrs. Hogan!!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:36pm.
At 21, I wasn't looking at 50 yr olds...times are changing I suppose. Ashton and Demi Moore are still together...not sure of their age difference
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Demi Moore is only 15 years older then Ashton Kutcher (she's 47, he's 32).
Linda Hogan is 29 years older than her bf/fiance.
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I'm sorry, but that is disgusting. I'm 29, and that would be like me going down to the nursery at the hospital, pointing at a baby boy, and saying "I'll take him in 18 years."
Years ago I was in a mall where Brooke Hogan was about to perform. I was all no thanks, I'm going to the food court instead. Now I wish I had watched her.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:36pm.
At 21, I wasn't looking at 50 yr olds...times are changing I suppose. Ashton and Demi Moore are still together...not sure of their age difference
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Demi Moore is only 15 years older then Ashton Kutcher (she's 47, he's 32).
Linda Hogan is 29 years older than her bf/fiance.
Cocoa and CoCo.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
The Hogans have the most masculine-looking women around. They look like they sprinkle testosterone on their breakfast cereal.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
OMG, she has her hair in pigtails? Does she think she's 12?
Her boy-toy always has an expression of a village idiot. It figures.
I really have no comment on the age difference, but as to the overall picture shown here, I say:
UGH!!!!!!!!
A sex tape leaked from these two would probably make Lucite's and Kardassian's and Parasite's and New Jersey Housewife's look like an episode of Hannah Montana.
I don't feel as though there is anything wrong with an older woman dating a younger man. As long as he is not below the legal age; it shouldn't matter. I personally would always prefer the guy to be older...but then again age does not dictate maturity.
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For some reason, this made my night more than Susan Sarandon's boy toy's bad hair.
Now, if she doesn't do a pre-nup I'm going to dance a jig.
If these two are suddenly "over the moon", I want a one way ticket off this this planet...
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conscience off...dick on...
I am still freaked out my mother shacking up with a guy 16 years younger than her. Yeah age is just a number blah blah blah, but I don't know what the hell I could have in common with someone young enough to be my son.
Braids past 9 nooo
Ooh I agree I thought that was vince neil. Quick! Check him to see if he's wearing tighty whities.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:46pm.
At first glance I thought that was a botoxed up Vince Neil and Bret Micheals together.
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I'm sitll not 100% covinced it isn't...and neither should you be...
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LOL! You make a very good point TigerL!
The only thing that makes me question the whole deal, is the absence of Bret's hair holding bandana.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:46pm.
At first glance I thought that was a botoxed up Vince Neil and Bret Micheals together.
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I'm sitll not 100% covinced it isn't...and neither should you be...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think a 50 year old woman should not dabble with men born after CDs became the music standard. That's where I draw the line. If I own vinyl records older than them, then sex is off the table... although I wouldn't rule out a blow job.
so..much..makeup!!
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It's a cucumber, Bitches!
Chastity grew up to be a manbian
and
Elijah Blue grew up to marry Hulk Hoganess.
Poor Cher.
At first glance I thought that was a botoxed up Vince Neil and Bret Micheals together.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:18pm.
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hehehe....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:20pm.
Hi cap six!
At 21, I wasn't looking at 50 yr olds...times are changing I suppose. Ashton and Demi Moore are still together...not sure of their age difference.
I thought it was Kid Rock
"Linda and Charlie will promise to love each other" - MK
KYJelly KYJelly KYJelly KYJelly KYJelly *the glue of their promise of love, who is fucking kidding who? and shit?*
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lmao dbl post. love mah wine.
GROSS.
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@Manimal, LMAO I just saw your "UPS" reference lOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this is a casestudy folks!
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This is going to be the classiest wedding ever!
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:11pm.
Ok, I'm not trying to be mean (don't have to try to do that) but how does this dude hit that???? I mean, is he one of those creepy dudes that like Granny Porn or something? Look at her!
She's like biker granny with Priscilla Presley grade motor oil injected into her face who has some Chrissy Snow hair do fixation and is forever into '80s style make up
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lmmaaoooooo THIS IS WHY I LURVS TIGERLILLY AND SHIT!!!
let me add this tribute to "biker granny" (circa Tigerlilly 2010) and crib boy (Hole's Violet, so apropos) - them crazy thugs-4-life and shit!!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJlkxMnvyo&feature=related
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:11pm.
Ok, I'm not trying to be mean (don't have to try to do that) but how does this dude hit that???? I mean, is he one of those creepy dudes that like Granny Porn or something? Look at her!
I'm really trying NOT to look at her but with a few drinks...ok a LOT of drinks, maybe.
It looks like the UPS guy got lucky though...I think she still got some bucks!!
Ok, I'm not trying to be mean (don't have to try to do that) but how does this dude hit that???? I mean, is he one of those creepy dudes that like Granny Porn or something? Look at her!
She's like biker granny with Priscilla Presley grade motor oil injected into her face who has some Chrissy Snow hair do fixation and is forever into '80s style make up, then gets dressed out of her WHORE ASS daugher's Good Will Donation box....Oh, Ok, that's how he hits it... that look sounds HWAT!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Proving that eating Hulk Hogan's ass for 25 years causes irreparable brain damage..."
Hahahahahah. I love you MK.