Tara Reid & Michael Assman Together Again!
A few months ago Tara Reid lifted her head up off the toilet and wet burped something about how she's no longer engaged to entrepreneur Michael Axtmann (that's "Michael Assman" if you own a jar of anal fade cream). At the time, Tara didn't give any details about the split, but mostly because she was still trying to figure out if she hallucinated the whole thing in a drunken haze.
There was a rumor that Tara wouldn't sign a prenup. Well, it looks like those prenup issues have cleared up, because here's Tara and Michael in St. Tropez today looking happier than ever!
And by that I mean Tara is trying really hard to defy the laws of gravity by not passing out on the ground ("But the ground looks so comfy!" - Tara Reid). And Michael is busy trying to make out the penis print on the dude taking the picture. See, happy happy! I knew these two would make it.
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She does know he's gay right?
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What the FUCK is she wearing? I mean, she has always been a crap dresser but this is just the worst ever! Despite the fact that her shoes match her, er, "dress" it still looks like she just grabbed whatever was closest to where she came to.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Christ-wtf happened to this girl??
Does she think she looks attractive with her stick legs,fake boobs and ratty extensions...
She used to be sorta cute in American Pie...
Lose some of that ratty hair,gain 10 Ilbs and stay outa the sun for a a while-the beef jerky look is awful.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
why does he have daisy dukes on?
They're sweet together. I can't explain it but somehow I knew they'd go back to each other. I rarely consider couples "cute", but this a cute couple.
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What a mess! And not a hot one either. Her legs have no tone at all. In every pic it seems someone is holding or guiding her, so she doesn't fall over. Sad really.
It's pretty sad when clubs don't even want to "hire" you anymore because you're a has-been. Her sad face matches the one on her stomach now. Poor, stank pussy.
Submitted by caribbeanchic: "...she obviously isn't there to enjoy the beach but the flaunt which irrrrrrrkkks me to no end!"
Me too!
In fact, though, I pity the bitches who go to the beach with makeup on and their hair did and their fancy bikinis and roast their asses off, trying to look pretty and keep the sand off.
As soon as I hit the beach, I jump right in the water and make sand castles and moats with the kids and comb the sand for sea glass and try to feed the seagulls without being flocked to death. When we get home, we're covered in sand, hair stiff with salt and uneven tans. That's what the beach is FOR, dumbasses!
This looks like a really bad Target commercial.
Recently when our husband sat on our face we noticed he is not shaved 'there'......
@ carefreea
well, I have to say, I'm impressed!
I can only shop @ payless-type stores.. I have an 11/11Wide foot and cant seem to find any shoes that fit- and I HATE digging through a bunch of size 8's to find one!
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It's a cucumber, Bitches!
I apologise Cammi, but am a shoe obsessive and adore Louboutins despite being too broke to buy a pair :-(
Yes, it's the flaunt aspect. Fucker.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
CaribBeanchic: I totally agree.
Why Tara Reid is still photographed is beyond me. It looks like she is starving herself again as well.
you can tell a shoe just by the picture?
omg. i am SO NOT a girl.. :(
I'd say PAYLESS!
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It's a cucumber, Bitches!
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:43am.
There is so much to hate on within the first picture but, for me, the worst thing is that Tara *skankbot* Reid is wearing Louboutins on the fucking beach?! Ffs sometimes I despair about how unfair life really is.
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My sentiments exactly. Geez man... she obviously isn't there to enjoy the beach but the flaunt which irrrrrrrkkks me to no end!
ok, MK.. it's 7:34.. you can wake up nowwwww!!!!!
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It's a cucumber, Bitches!
GAY FACE.
That is all.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 7:10pm.
Reminds me of that oven-roasted neighbor in Something About Mary. Oof!
Hahaha! I love Magda and her daschund ear boobs! :D
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I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live - Bettie Page
There is so much to hate on within the first picture but, for me, the worst thing is that Tara *skankbot* Reid is wearing Louboutins on the fucking beach?! Ffs sometimes I despair about how unfair life really is.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
he looks like Leann Rimes' ex-husband
This chick must be a real mess, she looks ok for about a half a minute then like a dogs ass for the rest of the time. She looks lost (hammered) and in dire need of a meal you don't have to crack the seal to eat.
Her 15 minutes have been over since around 2003, so why is she on this website!?
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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:27am.
This dude can't be gay. He's got really hairy legs and doesn't even trim them.
Lol, my brother trims the hair on his legs and arms and shaves his chest and pits. It amuses my family to no end. Not gay thoough. Also I've been helping my dad trim his ear and back hair ( Eww, I know) the past few years.
FYI I'm of indian descent.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:27am.
This dude can't be gay. He's got really hairy legs and doesn't even trim them.
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WTF? Who told you leg hair trimming is a common thing among the gay?
Assman has the muscle tone of a wet noodle.
Michael is a moderately attractive homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Michael?
It's really sweet of the guy from the Dave Matthews Band to hold her steady.
Are we sure she's alive? Because she looks like a ghoul.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This website can be downright unfriendly sometimes, so I just want to say "CONGRATS!" to the happy couple!
Damn, woman! Eat a sammich or something...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Tara Reid and Assman need to make a sex video!
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When I first saw this I thought... damn Britney has been starving herself!
Then I realized it was just the hot mess Tara Reid. Also, I don't know if that dude is gay, but short shorts like that make any guy, no matter how straight, look gay.
This dude can't be gay. He's got really hairy legs and doesn't even trim them.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'm with Tara. The ground is looking pretty fucking comfy right now to me too.
What Lindsay has, that Tara does not, is a corp de ballet, back-up singer type family of famewhores who bring out the press by any fool means whenever the Lohan PR machine slows down and ceases to get attention or make money.
Wonky hat, sunglasses, tits, boyfriend - she should apply to be a Hilton.
Not sure what I hate the most: the shoes, the clothes, or the sunglasses (I don't give a rat's ass about the people). Screw it, I'm going to hate the whole package.
Gummy McDread, leathertits, Shorty-shorts, Canklepig. This should be the new A-Team!
They kind of remind me of a lower-rent (if that is even possible) version of Kourtney Kardass and Scott Dicksick.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I am elated to hear this piece of news.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Please tell me he's not wearing an Abercromie shirt and my brother's swim trunks from 1976.
The fact that she's shortened one of Mrs. Roper's caftans and stolen Dreamy Dogherty's fedora is bad enough.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
The white trashier Leann Rimes and her ex!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Wonder what the deal between them is?
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