The Mad Mel News Roundup Brought To You By A Baby Kangaroo
My bowels are already full with enough pictures of Mel Gibson to last me until my next movement, so I thought I'd switch things up by putting a picture of a baby kangaroo in his place! If you are really having a major craving for Mel's image, go into your office bathroom and find a floater. CRAVE SCRATCHED!
But you don't need to do that since this baby kangaroo is all you really need. When you've got too much Mel in your head, just stare into this baby kangaroo's adorable eyes. Actually......that baby kangaroo is kind of giving me a smirk like he wants a blow in the Jacuzzi. Damn Mel! Mel has to infiltrate everything that is innocent and beautiful with his gutter nastiness! DAMN MEL TO THE ROSE GARDEN! Ugh. Let's just get to the Mel news already:
Mel was not drunk on holy water and vodka during his recorded rants: TMZ's sources claim that Mel was not under the influence of anything mind-altering during his tirade against OctoSana. They say that Mel hasn't had a sip of the sweet nectar since SugarTitsGate '06. So Mel is just naturally high on the crazy!
Mel buried the placenta in the rose garden: Right before Mel yacked up his rage on OctoSana over the phone, the two took part in a tree ceremony in his backyard. They planted a fir tree in honor of their daughter Lucia and also threw the placenta in there. Apparently, it's tradition in some parts of Australia to bury the placenta.
TMZ claims that during the ceremony the gardener said something (example: I'd like to bury my fir tree in your garden) which made OctoSana smile. That was Mel's cue to erupt into a shit storm of jealous lunacy. Mel accused OctoSana of wanting to bone the gardener. Then Mel stuck his head in the dirt, brought the placenta out with his teeth, ripped it to shreds and then chased everyone around the backyard.
More pictures of OctoSana's injuries: Radar doesn't have a new tape in their hands today, but they do have more pictures of OctoSana after Mel allegedly punched her in the face.
And that's that for now! Since I already tainted the baby kangaroo picture above, here's a video for you to cleanse your soul with. There's no way I can dirty up this magical video of a baby kangaroo staring at a butterfly. Actually, that butterfly does have a smirk on its face like....I'll stop.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:33pm.
I just read this wonderful book, called "The Game of Opposites" in which it said the opposite of love is death.
Because you can't live without love.
*signing up for EHarmony*
We need "DHarmony" so we could each have our own hot slut. Of course, then we'd all be dating Shauna Sand and Prince Hot Ginge. Sounds good!
ETA: That book sounds interesting but a little depressing.
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:21pm.
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
To be cliched, there's a thin line between love and hate.
I've heard it said that the opposite of love isn't hate but indifference. You know that you're over someone once they can invoke no reaction from you.
So, yeah, Psycho Mel still has it bad for Oksana. Too bad he only knows how to show is love with obscenities and his fists.
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I just read this wonderful book, called "The Game of Opposites" in which it said the opposite of love is death.
Because you can't live without love.
*signing up for EHarmony*
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:21pm.
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
To be cliched, there's a thin line between love and hate.
I've heard it said that the opposite of love isn't hate but indifference. You know that you're over someone once they can invoke no reaction from you.
So, yeah, Psycho Mel still has it bad for Oksana. Too bad he only knows how to show is love with obscenities and his fists.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:01pm.
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psssst! Jared Leto takes it however Mel wants it -- up the ass, down the piehole, swinging from a tree over the jacuzzi. Just don't tell Mel that Leto is alleged to be a dude ;*
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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I have a theory. I was watching an ambulance chaser commercial re: Chantix this morning and remembered Mel yelling "YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE!" into the phone. I think he had a bad reaction to some Chantix and went batshit crazy. He's always wound a little tight, but this put him over the edge. Also unimpressed with Oksana's assault photo. An ex belted me in the eye 20+ years ago, and what I had that she doesn't is SWELLING. Can't fake that with makeup.
OJ Simpson could lend an understanding shoulder for Mel Gibson to cry on. Too bad OJ runs with one of those packs Mel hates, oh yeah, and is incarcerated. Poor Mel. Why couldn't Oxy take it like a woman -- like Robyn did -- and let HIM dump HER when HE was good and ready?! Russian hoorz, THE NERVE of 'em!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:21pm.
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
She had the prize, she didn't want him any more.
(Who would?)
She made a fool of him and I actually think he has feelings for her.
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This DOES actually seem to be the case with Mel...Well, him and O.J.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:21pm.
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
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DingDingDing! I believed this from tape one, he just went off and there were certain words he used (not the raving stupid ones) that indicated a future he thought would happen.
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To be cliched, there's a thin line between love and hate.
The fact he has (as far as we know) never knocked anyone else up speaks to me insofar as I am starting to believe he didn't use a condom because he WANTED a child with this woman.
He wanted a life with her.
Just my two cents, is all.
Eloquent ramblings on your part, enjoyed reading them, as always, smartypants! :)
Centy xo
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 7:21pm.
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
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DingDingDing! I believed this from tape one, he just went off and there were certain words he used (not the raving stupid ones) that indicated a future he thought would happen. Remeber when Tiger's wife (cant remember her name now) went off on him w/ a golf club, (for fks sake lol but not really) well, that kind of close personal rage is indicative of extreme hurt (may not be justified or even proven, but one-sided hurt) and they say the normal reaction actually is immense emotion if one feels wronged.
I remember reading the eyes-for-lies blog re: that vandersloot dumbass, and the lie detector woman said that when someone is wronged, or wrongly accused of something, the 'right' reaction is astonishment and anger and intent to 'get to the issue' directly with accuser. Not the 'vandersloot' way where he had a ready, calm answer and shrugged shit off or smirked it off.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I have a theory about Mel, not that anyone cares and that it IN ANY WAY excuses his behaviour, but I think he really is in love with Octosana, and she probably just dropped him like a hot potato and stopped blowing him the second she stopped blowing on the labor table.
She had the prize, she didn't want him any more.
(Who would?)
She made a fool of him and I actually think he has feelings for her.
Love hath no fury like a racist scorned....
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 1:53pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
settle down charlie m....did your daddy hate your momma?...maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...
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You talk to my Cholly like that again and I'll rip the Angelina shaped dildo right out your cunt and shove it down your throat....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That is the cutest little thing I have seen in months. Look at the feet! LOL!
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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Skippy is about as interested in the butterfly as I am in Melsana.
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Here There Be Dragons!
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Roadrunners are really cool. They're all over Palm Springs. I love them because they eat snakes!
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 4:39pm.
lovedthejared...has a fob not a job...and I guess you meant ruining the world...not running the world...spell check byatch...but on the reals side...I am siding with the black eye and banged up teeth, I don't care who they belong too...to be honest, I would be pissed even if it was Parasite Hilton...who I despise, but cannot bear to see women beat up...used to see them in downtown L.A., women walking around with black eyes...it is not cool, noone no where no matter what deserves to be beaten by a man.
You took the words right from my keyboard. You couldn't have been more articulate regarding that racist sick fuck Mel Gibson.
BTW, FUCK OFF lovethejared. You fucking FREAK.
TEAM SKIPPY!
Cuz I am so fuckin tired of this shitshitshit!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
lovedthejared is DEFINATELY A MAN...no self respecting woman no matter what would condone women being beaten....me thinks it is Hell Mel, trying to rant...siwwy wabbit!!! Anyhow, on a lighter note, I need to adopt a Kangy...they are so damn cute!!! I saw a baby roadrunner the other day..wanted to adopt that one too...
Psycho.
That was for lovethejared and Mel. And Oksana, because I think she's one, too. Treated like shit by another psycho, but a psycho nevertheless.
Can I adopt Skippy? *trips the bitch that laughed at Skips*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Wow, does it not understand the concept of hitting "post comment" ONCE?
This post actually only has like, 12 comments in it if you take out the duplicates.
All I can say is EAT ME and that I hope you enjoy dying of dysentery on your old-timey trek across pioneer land on the Oregon trail. What a bunch of close-minded, outdated, self-congratulatory horseshit.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by snowpiece
IDK who the imposter is but that's not original comingback speech
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ITA, it doesn't have that 'I just flushed my medication down the toilet' feel to it.
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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lovedthejared...has a fob not a job...and I guess you meant ruining the world...not running the world...spell check byatch...but on the reals side...I am siding with the black eye and banged up teeth, I don't care who they belong too...to be honest, I would be pissed even if it was Parasite Hilton...who I despise, but cannot bear to see women beat up...used to see them in downtown L.A., women walking around with black eyes...it is not cool, noone no where no matter what deserves to be beaten by a man.
well, the crazies have come out today...in spades..commingback..missed you and love your insanity...but the lovedthejared...hate much?? btw, I have a boy cat and a girl dog...and both are the best...so there goes your theory on females being cats...that was some stupid twisted shit. Mel is a woman beater...and unless you have ever been there, and I have, beaten up for NO REASON...and I mean none...NONE!! you have no room to judge. Mel is an animal...actually lower than an animal..animals would NEVER disrespect each other like someone like Mel does...Mel is a demon...end of story. Hollywood created him, and now his evil shit cannot blame booze, it is just Mel, he is now Hell Mel, and no amount of praying or supplication in his church is going to change that now. Pay the piper motherfucker!!
Well, DUH that's not the OG Comingback, click on the user name, only been a member for 19 hours!
lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor (Garden)
the angel opens her eyes
the confusion sets in
before the doctor (landscaper) can even close the door
moved to OP!!!
hehe Centaurious - I believed it for a minute too, then I said the same thing..."wait, that was a joke right?"
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:50pm.
I actually believe that Mel ripped the placenta out of the garden and chased everyone around with it.
This is what it's come to.
That was a joke, right?
Submitted by LoveMaster5000 7/27/2010 3:30p.m.
"entrapment baby"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're better than lovethejared, aka paid pr poster for Mel.
SALACIOUS
Here is the video we can re-enact it w/ suck fuck
maybe do some miami vice shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NiZxwdNvAI
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R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10
lovethejared is female to boot.
*makes gang sign*
D-SIDE!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
If Angelina was an animal...
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Mel, Mel, Mel...
*Barfs*
JBL thanks for making that avie, now I can see the roo all the time. :):):)
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Ok, this is obviously a dude who's only here to fuck with people. (bet he's not even a real mel Gibson fan). Seriously, no self respecting woman would ever spew stuff like...
"women are ruining our society...they are whores who prefer to work and make money over looking after their children...men are the innocent ones in this world...women have taken over and they make terrible bosses, drivers, friends...they are incapable of keeping their cunts out of any and all relationships whether platonic or romantic.."
...unless this really is a "woman" who believes that all woman are idiots who should humble and be subservient to the penis...in which case that's not likely to happen because these are the women who get their self esteem beaten out of them by men LIKE Mel Gibson and aren't allowed to use their mans computer because they might call for help from family or the police. Not like these women have the time anyway what with cooking and cleaning for these men, taking care of their entrapment babies and getting forced into having sex with him and his buddies that he brings over.
So, yeah, this is a dude. Probably some damn kid at that
Werd.
IDK who the imposter is but that's not original comingback speech
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:06pm.
that's an imposter, I can tell by the grammar...
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who's the imposter? who's the imposter? must know. you must say. because they were an epic fail.
Just last week these Mel Gibson posts made me come running like Pavlov's dog, but now I don't even know what to say about them anymore - I'm starting to feel like a placenta that's been tossed into their relationship. Yes, I'm pregnant with Gibson rants and stories...
For a second there I thought the poor lil'butterfly was a goner but that love story had a surprise ending!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84hhLwLKsN0&feature=related
"It's so ironic. When you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses."
~Madhuri Dixit~
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:01pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
funny that...i don't feel gang-banged...just sad for the state of the world and its idiots as represented here...michael k. should block most of you for your lack of brain matter...most women deserve to be beaten...and i am not a man..
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Riiiight. "I'm a woman"...I thought you had important things to do ! Leave the stupidity to the rest of us here.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Snideychick sez:
I see the little trollbert is still here. I had to step away for a few to fix lunch for my mother. She has Alzheimer's and says the craziest stuff but NOTHING like lovethejared.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks you loon!
dammit, snowy, you're right. Registered for 18 hours. ugh
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
snowy, how'd they get the same login? That's how I remember it with two m's.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
LOVETHEJARED
bend over
ima gonna ram
fried goat cheese
up your ass
so mel gibson can
lick it good
lick it lick it mel
lovethejared likes it
finger lickin good
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R.I.P. Chuck Schick 7/23/10 - 7/23/10
MEL SAYS BLOW ME OK SO DO WHAT MEL SAYS OR ELSE. AND WHAT ELSE I WANT TO SAY, MEL AINT GOT PLAY OK HE CAN SPANK THE BANK ALL THE WAY TO JESUSES BEDROOM AND INTO THE TOILET WOW
that's an imposter, I can tell by the grammar...
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by commingback on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:01pm.
PUT THE TOILET BATS IN THE KANGAROO SMELLY TOES OK AND DO THE BOOT MOVES TO SALLY MACKS TRUCK STOP BATHROOM NO WAY NO HOW OK WOW ALL YALL DOING THE WITCH EYES STOP BEING JELLY
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HOLY SHIT! Could it be? Is it?
*passes out*
*George Michael voice*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 3:00pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
..michael k. should block most of you for your lack of brain matter...
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well, alright, you have us there.
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:50pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
.must go now...things like supper to make, life to live...
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Fucking spare me with you 'real shit to do' yammering. I've got the day off from 105 degree heat index, direct sun exposure for 12-15 hours a day in the middle of fucking NO WHERE and bugs and animals are all I see all day.
I'm fucking chilling out on Dlisted like all the other hard working whores here.
BLOW ME!
Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 2:27pm.
....FREEDOM!!!!!....
women are ruining our society...they are whores who prefer to work and make money over looking after their children...men are the innocent ones in this world...women have taken over and they make terrible bosses, drivers, friends...they are incapable of keeping their cunts out of any and all relationships whether platonic or romantic...men need our sympathy...i fear for the future and the lost generation of children brought up in over-crowded day cares because women want power over all else...just for the record...i am a single mother and i managed to find fobs that allowed me to work from home or in my childrens' schools so i could always be available to them...it can be done..you just can't buy designer shoes and live in a fucking mansion....open your eyes...if they aren't weighed down by false eyelashes...a slut is a slut and a whore is a whore...and they are running our world
Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
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I let my mind wander and it never came back.
"supper" ok, it's all becoming clearer...
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK