Is Lance Bass Licking On Marc Jacobs' Old Piece?
Marc Jacobs' ex-fiance Lorenzo Martone confirmed last week that they are no longer spending their nights together doing 500 crunches (foreplay) before painstakingly plucking out the long hairs on their beard to keep that shit looking as manicured as Norwood Young's hairline. Lorenzo claims that his relationship with Marc ended around two months ago. Gatecrasher reports that Lorenzo didn't even let the Marc Jacobs brand saliva on his nipple dry before he started bumping nalgas with Lance Bass. Lorenzo and I obviously go to the same church since we both believe that life is too short to let your no-no go cold.
For the past few months, Lance and Lorenzo have been seen out on several dates around NYC and Miami. One of Lance's friends says that the two are dating, but doesn't think they are going to last very long. The friend said that Lorenzo is trying to get serious, but Lance isn't exactly creaming at the mouth about their relationship, because he likes them "younger and prettier."
Younger and prettier?! I need to update my files, because I was under the impression that if you are Brazilian, have a peen and can crack a hazelnut with your bicep, Lance will find a way to fit you into his briefs. I guess not. But Lance is not right for the "younger and prettier" thing. I mean, does Lance remember this:
How soon Lance forgets that he once looked like the postmature love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter.
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that Lance dude is on the ugly side so I can picture him doing that jump anytime someone lets him fondle their genitals for like a second,
Damn, i fell for it. After the dirty old harley hags, this horse in underwear and anschelina in a wastebag i though "finally some decent people" on the first glimpse. On the second not so much =(
BUT hey, they were actually married - don't ask me about the law, whatever.
though it's kind of nice that some people actually forgot because it doesn't lead to the whole GAYS SHOULD MARRY discussion - or maybe the whirlwind marriage is the cause why people rather forgot than to insist that married gays are the better humans (no offense - i'm just still seriously sick of perez hilton - wonder when i will get over it.. hum).
Lance is a sexual predator. Lording his "stardom" over vulnerable young "pretty" men. This guy is a massive AHole.
Does this mean Marc Jacobs will take up with Reichen Lem-whathisname (Lance's old kept-boy)?
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JC Chasez is gay too, so Lance is not the only one from that boy group to go man on man action.
And Lance looks better now than he did when he was younger, thanks to a new haircut and a new nose.
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According to both the Daily news and the Huffington post Jacobs and Martone's relationship was on the rocks for a while after Martone was caught making out with another guy at some party for Wilhelmina Models CEO Sean Patterson. Martone apparently went to the event without Jacobs. A male guest at Patterson's party caught the eye of Martone and to make matters worse, the guy was there with his "girlfriend". Anyway, they were both caught in some massive lip-lock by none-other, the guys girlfriend. A huge argument erupted and of course Jacobs got wind of the whole thing, and that was the end of that!
Sorry...Lorenzo is not hot or built. I hope he has a big one. He probably gets passed around at a-list gay parties
Is it just me or is Lorenzo a touch, chunky?
Honestly, I thought that J.C. Chazez (is that his name? the one behind Lance) was the gay one. Hmm. Perhaps my gaydar needs some tuning. Or maybe he is gay. He did "date" Tara Reid, after all.
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Is it just me or does Marc Jacobs look like a used-up circuit queen. Lance Bass is a step up for the Brazilian !!
He's got a Kevin Spacey vibe.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
one of the great mysteries of life is how the homeliest homo in the whole u.s.a. manages to snag one hot stud after another. he can't be that wealthy and his fame is rather sketchy. is lance slipping these guys a roofie or what ?!?
I think he looks like the love child of Ellen Degeneres and Billy Idol's dentist.
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Sorry but I stopped reading this post after Norwood Young.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
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Ugh....like that saying goes, two wrongs don't make a right. Not even close.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:25pm.
It never fails to amaze me how not-overly-attractive people demand hotness in their fuck buddies.
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Word. If Lance were an amimal he'd be a hybrid of a retarded owl and an inbred chicken..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by beb on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 6:44pm.
HoityToity wrote:
Gays and their desperate longing for the 18+ twinks. I think it is a curse cast upon us from the spiteful straighties--"thou shalt never seek for company among the ones of your own age".
This gay is certainly not looking for a twink...too self-involved and distracted. Give me a 6'2", blue-eyed guy with a look like he's been sweating all day at the construction site (or landscaping, you get the idea) and I'll swoon.
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Actual conversation (in bed):
Q: What do you find to be my best qualities?
A: You're cute and have a big d**k.
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Pardon me for saying this, but I think, if I am not mistaken, you belong to the the other half and their longing--"straight acting and straight appearing". BTW, I too have heard of that conversation--sad, isn't it?
HoityToity wrote:
Gays and their desperate longing for the 18+ twinks. I think it is a curse cast upon us from the spiteful straighties--"thou shalt never seek for company among the ones of your own age".
This gay is certainly not looking for a twink...too self-involved and distracted. Give me a 6'2", blue-eyed guy with a look like he's been sweating all day at the construction site (or landscaping, you get the idea) and I'll swoon.
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Actual conversation (in bed):
Q: What do you find to be my best qualities?
A: You're cute and have a big d**k.
I think they would look lovely together...
We need more high -or semi high in this case - profile gay couples in town!
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Lorenzo is quite the handsome rebound piece. But Lance as the rebound guy?- not sure if that's an equal trade or a trade down for Lorenzo.
mmmm...manwich sloppy joes
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Meh...Lance is not hot. Marc, however, is.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
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HE STILL DOES LOOK LIKE THAT LOVE CHILD
Gays and their desperate longing for the 18+ twinks. I think it is a curse cast upon us from the spiteful straighties--"thou shalt never seek for company among the ones of your own age".
JC Chasez needs to come out of the closet already. Don't tell me these two didn't bone on the tour bus.
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Better than lorenzo ... hard to find, Hot brazilian and with money, thats a really good catch on the supergay market.
Although i don't think martone will go that low with this Ex boy band
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
It seems to me that Lance STILL looks like the postmature love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter.
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JC is so gay that I don't think it even needs an announcement or magazine cover. Bet no one has offered money for this non-news. And if he does "come out" it will have the shock value of Ricky Martin or Sean Hayes...None!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:39pm.
but didn't Marc had a wedding and everything with this Brazilian ho? I swear I saw pictures of that shit and the honeymoon here! Or did Marc marry another escort?...I can't keep track of these sugar gays. As for Lance asking for younger and prettier that takes the cake and so fits the patterm of the homely douchebag with some bills in his pockets who thinks he deserves prime sausage. Love the photo MK dug up. Particularly FUG. Way to stick it to that bitch, LOL! Even with all his surgeries he is not worth a second view on Manhunt.
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Spice, that whole post is a fking RIOT LMAO! Srrsly, jumping peen/poon/engagements are all the rage now. Cannot keep up. Why claim attachment anymore? If those horz would just accept their swinging, we'd all be able to call it a damn day. Shit my head's spinning.
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when is the guy behind him going to come out.
but didn't Marc had a wedding and everything with this Brazilian ho? I swear I saw pictures of that shit and the honeymoon here! Or did Marc marry another escort?...I can't keep track of these sugar gays. As for Lance asking for younger and prettier that takes the cake and so fits the patterm of the homely douchebag with some bills in his pockets who thinks he deserves prime sausage. Love the photo MK dug up. Particularly FUG. Way to stick it to that bitch, LOL! Even with all his surgeries he is not worth a second view on Manhunt.
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I bet it mustve killed him to sing about girls all those years.. unless he changed his parts to "gurl"
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I may be the only one thinking this, but Lance Bass is a comedown from the ghey heights of Marc Jacobs. No drama= no fun. He doesn't have any tattoos of Nickelodeon cartoon characters, for God's sake.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 5:25pm.
It never fails to amaze me how not-overly-attractive people demand hotness in their fuck buddies.
A symptom of watching too many Jude Apatow movies.
Why is the guy in the yellow trunks jumping like that. No. Too happy. The peen must be that good I guess. Wait, so, I'm confused because Marc was engaged to the red trunked man. Somebody dodged a bullet somewhere.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
It never fails to amaze me how not-overly-attractive people demand hotness in their fuck buddies.
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If the guy on the left is truly a work-out fanatic, then he's fighting an EPIC battle with the fat.
Not buying it. Lance seems to have a "type" and this isn't it.
Ever since Lance came out the closet he's been whoring it up! I love it!
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I saw Lance at a party right after he finished Dancing with the Stars. He was surprisingly hotter than I expected him to be...although also shorter than I thought he was.
Most of the NSYNC kids looked like fools when they were together. Remember JT's blonde fro?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
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