Wednesday, July 28th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake's Tequila Commercial


Justin Timberlake has his own tequila brand and here's the commercial for that mess which he directed himself. It probably won't make you want to drop a few coins on his tequila, but it will give you a craving for cake, plastic ice cubes and coochie eating. And now thanks to Justin, I'll never look at a tequila worm the same way again.

via Copyranter

Posted by: Michael K


Eileenie McMeanie's picture

STOP IT

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

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Peaches ain't done with your azz

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KD's picture

*scratches head at Peaches' outburst*

*scratches head because talking about scratching my head made it itchy*

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Rojopeaches they have medicine for your condition.

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M.E.'s picture

Pft. Whatever. Anyone with that much hate for someone they have never met, has only "met" on a celebrity gossip site, man, talk about issues.

I'll just carry on with my dull life.

El Bastardo's picture

Damn M.E. What did you do to deserve that? Unbelievable.

snowpiece's picture

oh peaches, I am so glad I was warned about you, yea, you aren't anyone from the past right?

Please, we are talking about film and literature here today, your little spat to get attention is over now.

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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:39pm.
oh yes M.E how rude of me
well yes you are a cunt , a meth head , a bad mother and have self esteem issues or so i was told by M2C ( she likes you tho ) .

meth head? Yeah, 12 years clean makes me a meth head. try again.

Bad mother? How? Because I work full time to provide for my family? I spend every night and weekend with my family, doing things with my kids to help and ensure they have a fun filled life with lasting memories> Um. Ok.

i know i should have posted something about you since you are the troll magnet right ?

i just thought you were dull , my bad .

better now ?, i am not your hate fan by the way , you are pathetic , keep on sharing drunk stories GOOD JOB ! oops caps

When was the last time I posted drunk stories? Why single me out? Most people have drunk stories. DUH!

Oh, and why bring M2C into this?

FUCK YOU , oops again

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:35pm.

EL B EVERYONE DIES AT THE END
THEY ALL FREEZE TO DEATH
OOOOPS I mean to post a Spolier Alert tag....SOWWY!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wait, you're joking right?

M.E.'s picture

PRAISE CHEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The mechanic that works on all our company vehicles said he'd take a look at my car and tell me A. IF he can fix it and B. How much the repair would be...FOR FREE!!!

NO CHARGE FOR A QUOTE!!!

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

M.E. - do you want me to cut ab bitch?

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angel_i's picture

Whoa. Can anybody else hear the Twilight Zone music up in here?

♥ Threadkilla!
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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Shannyn Sossaman would've been PERFECT

Let's petition

This Carrie person looks too innocent

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rojopeaches80's picture

oh yes M.E how rude of me
well yes you are a cunt , a meth head , a bad mother and have self esteem issues or so i was told by M2C ( she likes you tho ) .

i know i should have posted something about you since you are the troll magnet right ?

i just thought you were dull , my bad .

better now ?, i am not your hate fan by the way , you are pathetic , keep on sharing drunk stories GOOD JOB ! oops caps

FUCK YOU , oops again

snowpiece's picture

EL B EVERYONE DIES AT THE END
THEY ALL FREEZE TO DEATH
OOOOPS I mean to post a Spolier Alert tag....SOWWY!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:28pm.

El B! I miss her already! LOL

LOLZ! Getalife! :) Mmmmmmmmm 1 1/2 books to read! Jelly?

snowpiece's picture

Fairuza Balk is kinda old now tho isn't she?

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snowpiece's picture

El B! I miss her already! LOL

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:19pm.

El B I looked up Shannyn Sossamon she would have been good

ooh I didn't think of her! good pick! I was thinking Fairuza Balk, who at least looks the part. Cary Mulligan is a pretty good choice considering the other actresses who were rumored to play Lisbeth: ScarJo, Kristen Stewart, Anne Hathaway, and Keira Knightley! yikes.

I think Daniel Craig will be good as Blomquist. The director is the same guy who did Fight Club and Zodiac, so he can at least get the creepy edgy scenes right.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:21pm.

angel: you should read the books!
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I know you're right about that - cuz THAT is what I've been aching to do...but i'd prolly still want to see the movies...a decisions, decisions - which shall I do first?! Life is so hard!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:19pm.

El B I looked up Shannyn Sossamon she would have been good

Word! Kinda sexy/tough. DAMN, i love Salander!!!!! Too cool....yet damaged.....I CAN SAVE HER!

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M.E. I made Mowgli watch it with me and he sat there with his mouth open the whole time! he loved it! and he was all like "oh subtitles? fuck no!" at the beginning

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snowpiece's picture

angel: you should read the books!

Oh and I am totally the same like you about watching movies and doing other things, like being on FB or painting my room

OMG EL B that chick would have been perfect, looking at her pics now

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M.E.'s picture

snowy - no I haz not seen it yet. I'll have to rent it when BH is home. He doesn't do foreign movies.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:50am.

Molotov OH HHAHAHAHAH you said THE LIST!
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LOL! I was never on the list:( *SOB*!

It's cool - we're playing in last night's OP

*wades through beer cans and lingerie*

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

snowpiece's picture

El B I looked up Shannyn Sossamon she would have been good

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angel_i's picture

@snowy: I totally believe that! That's why I chimed in just now cuz part of me is kinda aching to see it....

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

snowpiece's picture

angel you won't mind the subtitles, promise! you won't want to take your eyes off the screen in any case

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:13pm.

YEah there are subtitles.. but it's still a really good movie.
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Ok - that's why. I "watch" a lot of movies while I do other things...so I have to pick movies with really clear voices and good strong dialogue and I can't figure why I keep passing over that one - it's right up my alley right now - but there you go, subtitles. I actually have to sit down. I might have to wait til winter:(

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

YEah there are subtitles.. but it's still a really good movie.

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"This is why we can't have nice things"

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:08pm.

WTF movie you whore discussing?

The dragon tattoo chick one?

Yeah. That was 'bout me.

*flashes dragon tattoo*

No bat wings on either side of her tat. Sorry.

snowpiece's picture

M.E. did you see it? if not, rent it, you won't even care that it's in Swedish

DWM it makes me kinda uncomfortable to know my Mom read all the books and saw the films before I did, I couldn't fully enjoy them with that knowledge, LOL

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:08pm.

Snowy I saw the Girl Who Played iwth Fire.
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Hey - is this in English? I keep thinking about watching it but then ...is it subtitled?

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Snowy I saw the Girl Who Played iwth Fire. As I was walking in an ooollld lady was walkign out and her daughter (I'm assuming) asked her if she liked the movie and she said NOT AT ALL.

It was a tad more graphic than the first. I kept thinking poor lady when i was watching the movie.

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M.E.'s picture

WTF movie you whore discussing?

The dragon tattoo chick one?

Yeah. That was 'bout me.

*flashes dragon tattoo*

El Bastardo's picture

Carey Mulligan?????????????????????????
SHITE!!! Shoulda been Shannyn Sossamon :(

snowpiece's picture

Carey Mulligan is her name I think
LOL yesterday Provy ordered the whole set on my rec! I hope he likes them! I know he will like the sexual violence, LOL

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so glad it's not KStew or ScarJo or N Portman, tho KS has the anti social scowl down pat, LOL

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:03pm.

I am not a fan of the girl they chose to play lisbeth.. but at least it's not mouthbreather stewart.

WHO IS IT? Why don't i know this info?

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El B, wasn't it? My BF loved it too tho he hasn't read the books. The Girl who played with Fire is playing in the theaters here, now, but only in Manhattan, I hope to see it this weekend and there is a The Girl who kicked the Hornet's Nest movie too, not sure when it will be released. I'm about to start reading Dragon Tat over, I feel so lost!
Yes Daniel Craig and that lil girl from An Education will be Lisabeth

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El Bastardo's picture

Y'all better stop putting your numbers on here! Someone might use them and steal all your money. Then you'll be poor and have to live in a box, blow strangers for money and get drunk on cheap booze....wait, no diff...carry on posting 'em!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:02pm.
SSN 8008-13-543
Pin # 1134
Blood type - smirnoff
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*inserts straw into DWM's artery*

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I am not a fan of the girl they chose to play lisbeth.. but at least it's not mouthbreather stewart.

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SSN 8008-13-543
Pin # 1134
Blood type - smirnoff

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"This is why we can't have nice things"

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snowpiece's picture

seriously, why didn't that Swede take better care of himself, it's not fair to us that he dropped dead!!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:56am.

El Bastardo OMG I finished the last one yesterday, I am at a loss as to how to go on....WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!!!!???

Just like Van Gogh....famous when dead! Daniel Craig is gonna be Blomkvist in US version. (gonna be shit)
Have the other 2 books been made into Swede films? Dragon Tat was great. :)

snowpiece's picture

mine is 699-69-6969

my bank pin number 1234

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El Bastardo's picture

Wait. What list?

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I'm out of the List loop

And I want more of the girl books... seriously.. bad swede!

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snowpiece's picture

Did we get an ICC merit badge for being on THE LIST?!?!?!

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