Friday, July 30th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Kate Bush (52)
Diana Vickers (19)
Jaime Pressley (33)
Sandra Diaz-Twine from Survivor (36)
Hilary Swank (36)
Elvis Crespo (39)
Tom Green (39)
Christine Taylor (39)
Christopher Nolan (40)
Simon Baker (41)
Terry Crews (42)
Vivica A. Fox (46)
Lisa Kudrow (47)
Alton Brown (48)
Laurence Fishburne (49)
Richard Linklater (50)
Delta Burke (54)
Ken Olin (56)
Frank Stallone (60)
Jean Reno (62)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (63)
Paul Anka (69)
Peter Bogdanovich (71)

Posted by: Michael K


AitchCS's picture

Such a great fucking photo of Kate Bush!!!

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literarylioness's picture

I LOVE Kate Bush! I can't believe she is two weeks older than Vadge and so much better.

FUCK YEAH KATE BUSH

Happy Birthday Frank Stallone

Whatever's picture

That is a very nice picture. She can show the twits of today how it is done.

johnnysgirl's picture

Happiest of Birthdays to you, dearest Kate! I can honestly say that my life is richer and more beautiful because of you. BIG LOVE

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Toonkinstein's picture

TODAY ...WELL 19 HOURS AGO..I AM OFFICIALLY 2 YEARS OLD IN THE D-LISTED WEBSITE....KISS MY GRITS BITCHES!!!

HAPPY HOUR TIME...and I am 19 hours behind!!!

CHEERS!!!

Toonkinstein :)

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IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

*bows down to Christopher Nolan and Richard Linklater*

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fishsticksfan's picture

Did you know that Kate bush is also an accomplished dancer?
Running up that hill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuLlwUaEyr0
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Tyroan's picture

*digs out old Kate Bush lps and cassettes*
*puts the dogs outside for their own good*

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

God, I love Kate Bush, even if she does look straight out of a nerd fantasy calendar here. I'll have to celebrate her natal day by watching her videos on YouTube. Happy b-day, Kate!

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Happy Birthday to me and all of these lovely people.

LEOS, LEOS, LEOS

TheStraightMan's picture

Notably absent from this list: Me & Marc Bolan.

In that order, of course.
July 30th is awesome.

humpalump's picture

H-HB to sexy beasts Simon Baker & Terry Crews (one of 3 black guys my no-no would wink at).

Pigsley's picture

Out of a great list of people, a big happy birthday to Larry, Arnie, Simon, Christopher, and to my sister.

Regina's picture

God, I really fucking hate Diana Vickers.

The Sunshine Gang's picture
The Sunshine Gang's picture

Happy birthday to beloved Kate. All The Love..

CollinK's picture

Kate Bush is the goddess. Happy Birthday!

JBL's picture

Happy Birthday Alton and Laurence!!

LisaRose's picture

I still wish Drew Barrymore and Tom Green could have remained married.

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If my bf is to be believed, Larry Fishburne did his own porn back in the day....

Kate Bush...I can go either way. Sometimes (usually) I really hate her voice. But I do like Running Up That Hill.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

My late husband loved her.
I was always a bit jealous of her because of it.

agirl's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:59am.
I wonder if Laurence Fishburne is celebrating this today?

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/laurence-fishburne-daughter-porn-star-xxx-...

That's some skewed logic right there.

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ITA, and Montana Fishburne is an unfortunate name. It sounds like a disease you really don't want to catch.

Squash Posh's picture

OH and I TOTALLY disagree about that photo being all natural and shit. That looks airbrushed bigtime! Didn't we call it 'airbrushed' back in the day?

agirl's picture

Kate Bush has always looked a lot like Mary Steenbergen (sp?) to me.

Squash Posh's picture

I love Kate's music. But honestly, sometimes her voice drives me crazy.

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:46am.
A video of Kate Bush should be mandatory for ANY mention of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
"Heathclife, it's me, Cathy - I've come ho-oh-oh-home....."
One of my faves!

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Thanks, TexnDoc. I LOVE this video.

Green Is Good's picture

Additional regarding Kate Bush:"Hounds of Love" still makes dance like a foolio!

Green Is Good's picture

Happy Barfday Kate Bush. I've loved her music for 20+ years. Crap, NOW I feel old! Oh, well....

Sheryl Crone's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATE BUSH! LET'S RUN UP THAT HILL TOGETHER!

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:10am.
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I know, right? As if Lard Ass getting pissed on is something to aspire to. Unfortunately, I bet thousands of little girls think the same way.

Poor Laurence.

I heart Natalie's picture

Islandgirl... I think her acknowledging that she was following Kim K's model of how to become famous was the most disturbing. I've always liked Fishbourne, and thinking about his little predicament made my stomach turn a little bit.

I hope his dimwitted daughter doesn't decide to jump out of his birthday cake naked. Yey, attention for the little whore.

cadebra1961's picture

Happy b-day to all the sluts. I wonder why Michael K didn't post an Arnold Schwarzenegger photo, especially a naked one. NSFW!

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Raul Duke's picture

Happy 49th Birthday Laurence Fishburne. I hope your whore daughter gets you something nice.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/laurence-fishburne-daughter-porn-star-xxx-... *********************************************************************************** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRY2hio9V2g

Infamous's picture

I only know one song from her 'This Womans Work' which Maxwell butchered in my opinion

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:54am.
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Oh my God, you are so fucking vulgar. Hahaha, just kidding. Can you imagine knowing that first of all, your daughter made a porno, and second, she's putting it out there with no qualms? Yikes.

Mrs. F.'s picture

OOH! TexnDoc, I just remembered that my roommate actually used to play the Pat Benatar version! She was so proud of her awesome stereo with "100 watts per channel" speakers!

I heart Natalie's picture

Islandgirl... that link made me kinda sad. Poor Laurence Fishbourne. His daughter is obviously a fucking idiot (excuse my language).

Happy birthday, Laurence...

cprincess's picture

"Its me oh Cathy"......
Takes me back to my young days....

Hey, you can tell thats an old pic of her because it hasnt been retouched into oblivion although I saw her recently and she didnt look much different-still floating scarves and trees and shit in her hair....
Shes fucking cool.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:37am.">

Guess which song I'm going to have in my head all day. While listening to boring complaints I can be in my red dress "out on the winding moors we roll and fall in green....."

Mrs. F.'s picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:46am.
A video of Kate Bush should be mandatory for ANY mention of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
"Heathclife, it's me, Cathy - I've come ho-oh-oh-home....."
One of my faves!

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that brings back college memories, TexnDoc. My sophomore year roommate played that one all the time. Just heard Kate Bush at a party last week, too.

Snideychick sez:

Happy Birthday Kate Bush and Jean Reno!

Moments of Pleasure is my fav song and The Professional is my fav movie.

chefcammi's picture

dbella: id rather listen to joanna newsome than bush or amos!

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dbella's picture

Kate Bush, everything Tori Amos wants to be and fails at.

islandgirl's picture

I wonder if Laurence Fishburne is celebrating this today?

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/laurence-fishburne-daughter-porn-star-xxx-...

That's some skewed logic right there.

I heart Natalie's picture

And a happy birthday to the very beautiful Christine Taylor...

suckandfuck's picture

SOME PEOPLE THINK HEAVEN IS HELL
SOME PEOPLE THINK HELL IS HEAVEN

BA BOOSHKAAAAAA
what an asshole

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

madam ex's picture

Happy B'day yall, Kate Bush looks beautiful there.
Jaime Pressley, always loved her <3, Hillary Swank (BOYS DONT CRY IS THE SHIZNIT), MR. BIG, sexy times, awww Smelly Cat Lisa Kudrow, Vivica A. Fox (HOLE), Ken Olin (stud from 30 something), OMG and Paul Anka was a sexy MOFO back in the day, I remember being so young and loving on him and Engelbert Humperdink.
And H"Bay my lil chubby beautiful Delta Burke, some good B'days today, ENJOY ALL!!! PARTY ALL WEEKEND!

chefcammi's picture

80's prune face...classic.

edited.. wrong year..

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