Thursday, July 29th 2010

Mad Mel Goes Out With A Sigh


The end has come! Maybe. Possibly. I think. Radar has posted what could possibly be the finale in their Melocaust on Our Souls series. Mel Gibson surprisingly doesn't end things by screaming out the word cunt until even Lucifer sticks plugs in his ears and sends Mel a basket filled with the good shit, an enema, a jar of jacuzzi water, Sleepytime Tea and a Fleshlight in the shape of Eva Braun's mouth.

The rage pores on Mel's tonsils have finally silenced him and he tells OctoSana in his last voicemail to her: “I want to talk reasonably about schedules and how we -- I haven't got a voice left -- how we go further, ummmm -- just reasonably. There is no passion left, anyway, so I don’t need to get mad."

Mel doesn't even throw in one last "stupid cunt whore." He sounds defeated, sad and likes he's cradling his Hitler Teddy Bear while sucking his thumb. I'm on the edge of feeling sorry for him, but then I stop myself because this could be a trick! It's like at the end of The Good Son when evil ass Macauly Culkin is begging Wendy Crewson to save him instead of Elijah Wood. And she's almost falling for it, but then she sees the crazy twinkling in his, so she let's go. It's kind of like that.

BUT SERIOUSLY, maybe Mel sounds so calm because he finally got a FUCKING BLOW JOB BEFORE JACUZZI! That's the sound of release.

Posted by: Michael K


RasKimmie's picture

Awww, I feel kinda sad, like when you were a kid and you opened up your last Christmas present.

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Naughychimp's picture

He's a gross person. She's a gross person. He has addiction issues out the wazoo. She has gold-digging issues out the yingyang.

*next!*

Einah Teb's picture

I cannot hate this guy. I'm not even gonna try.

-Einah

Zappy's picture

@ Jonster. Excellent insight. One I can relate to.

Zappy's picture

As I said another day, I will never condone abuse but...Oksana is a cunt and Mel is a dumb fuck for hooking up with her. So he is a dumb cunt too.

Jonster's picture

Stupid sad dipstick. I know people like him. I like people like him. They wear their emotions on their sleeves and react in anger and rage when they feel taken advantage of. Wait! I'm talking about myself. But if I were a famous star/bigot with shitloads of cash and crazy, I wouldn't have talked to no answering machine. And I would've assumed my jump-off was taping me. Ultimately, he's a tool.

Candy's picture

How in the world did I just wind up feeling sorry for him. Sad.
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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Its kind of sad

Whatever's picture

Mel is a dumb fuck.

Poopele's picture

Sounds like somebody got a blow job in a jacuzzi!

squiggles's picture

He sounds high here...on pills, not booze. Slurring kinda and mixing up his words. Still, a nice change from the usual torrent of venom pouring from his throat.

Mel Gibson is #6 of 10 kids. Curious what his childhood was like...well, not really.

Anonymous101's picture

That's it? That's all for today?? Boo!! I wanna refund :(

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Seriously MK, I will hunt AK down...tie him to a bed, draw cholita eyebrows on him and let you go to town if you stop posting about Mel. This is getting SO very old.

i still love you though.

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Sluttsville's picture

@fuzzyslipper, my screen does too; wonder if it's because of Firefox browser?

Rosemary Young's picture

A "Good Son" reference! I love that cheesy movie, heh heh!

Are you nuts? What public feels sorry for him or is in Mel's camp? The PR army he's paying to post lies about him? Or the Hitler youth organization? Who?

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:05am.

He's embarrassed. And .. His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.

CORNDOG's picture

No fuzzyslippers Radar apps don't mess with my computer. Maybe Mad Mel is a jinx to your computer. I've had it with him but he's like a train wreck. I can't look away. PDB he leads a hard life.

God I hope so! What took so long?

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.

I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.

Mel came down from the coke with Valium at this point

@JCFrank...you're one to talk about keeping the hate flowing. Remember this?...

"wherever you go, even this site, you are not safe. You are always surrounded with those disgusted by you. Accept it."

Yeah, that was you from yesterday's Tom Hardy post. In light of your incessant and inane ramblings, I would say you wrote the perfect description of how others who visit Dlisted feel about you.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

icallbs's picture

Dear Mel, Take a lesson. This is what a voicemail message should sound like:

"Oksana, this is Mel, please return a call to me when you get this. Thanks. Bye"

Or some variation thereof.

You're welcome.

Jeepster's picture

Team "Glad this shit is Fading"

Can't feel sorry for Mel though - he was beautiful, talented, rich, and adored.....how in the hell do you let ALL of that go into the hole? I guess even the gifted suffer from shitty childhoods....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Kandykane's picture

*twiddles thumbs and wonders how Mel ever got so famous in the first fuckin place*

CindyC's picture

hehehe - Michael - I love how you just write "jacuzzi". So funny. Why can't she use "the". It's not as though she's in England going to hospital.

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
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There's that tolerant, compassionate liberalism for you, folks. Just keep the hate flowing...

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I'd say the drunken rant a few years back was a mortal wound, and all this shit has been a bullet to the head.

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Submitted by OXA on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.

I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.
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Perfect!

*puts ad on craiglist for "black gay jewish nurse-serious inquiries only"!*

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justincase's picture

I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.

Few Words's picture

the end of MELodrama?

ah shit. wadda i do now

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I know this is sad to say but last summer was so happenin' on blogs. So much celebrity action and this year we get old ass Mel....

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snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:15am

I wanna know who originally paid $599 for those FUGASS LANVIN SNEAKERS!
And who would pay $199????

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SNOWY!!!

Off Topic, sort of, GHI was in Poland last night at one of the places that was Nazi occupied.
idk, I don't think I would have the stomach or emotional state to be there.

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snowpiece's picture

today's American Apparel chick is a little cuter, they must be reasing our complaints!

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justincase's picture

Thanks to MK I will always think of this jerk as "Mad Mel". I wonder if their will be a sequel.

"a Fleshlight in the shape of Eva Braun's mouth."

Great, now I gotta wash that image out of my mind. With turpentine.

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Mawy's picture

The picture of Mel in the video looks like he was separated at birth from Michael Lohan.
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snowpiece's picture

I know Brandi! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Melocaust!

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OXA's picture

"Blow Me Today" Mel's rants set to music, funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw5XLhw6Rek

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

*raises hand*

I do not feel sorry for mel. Racist pieces of shit do not deserve sympathy.

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MELOCAUST!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.....

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.

I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.

copacabanagirl's picture

He's embarrassed. And you're right on the money MK about him finally getting laid. I think during those break up limbo months with Oksana he was missing the sex and that's also part of these blowups. Among other addictions, he's probably also addicted to sex. And I don't believe he's totally sober. I think he probably fell off the wagon during that time and that would explain a lot. Anyway, there's an ever so subtle smile on his face here in this capture: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/mel-gibson-satchel-man-purse-oksana-photos... His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.

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*smokes cigarette *

omg the Good Son was soooooo creepy.

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Mel needs to move to one of those islands he bought in the Fijis. Wish I could do that when I screw up.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Day late, dollar short Mad Max.

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Deb's picture

Even in seeming resignation, Mad Mel had to get one more mean remark, "I just figured it out. It doesn't matter enough." In other words, "The Common Cunt" doesn't matter enough. Too bad he ruined what is left of his tattered rep before he "figured it out". What an asshole.
He managed to make the probably manipulative gold-digger come out smelling like a rose to his turd.

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FunFilled's picture

Couldn't hear it and I need a good chuckle.

I heart Natalie's picture

The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.