Submitted by RasKimmie on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:19am.
Awww, I feel kinda sad, like when you were a kid and you opened up your last Christmas present.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 2:08am.
He's a gross person. She's a gross person. He has addiction issues out the wazoo. She has gold-digging issues out the yingyang.
*next!*
Submitted by Einah Teb on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:43pm.
I cannot hate this guy. I'm not even gonna try.
-Einah
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:50pm.
@ Jonster. Excellent insight. One I can relate to.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:49pm.
As I said another day, I will never condone abuse but...Oksana is a cunt and Mel is a dumb fuck for hooking up with her. So he is a dumb cunt too.
Submitted by Jonster on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:05pm.
Stupid sad dipstick. I know people like him. I like people like him. They wear their emotions on their sleeves and react in anger and rage when they feel taken advantage of. Wait! I'm talking about myself. But if I were a famous star/bigot with shitloads of cash and crazy, I wouldn't have talked to no answering machine. And I would've assumed my jump-off was taping me. Ultimately, he's a tool.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 3:41pm.
How in the world did I just wind up feeling sorry for him. Sad.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 3:06pm.
Its kind of sad
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:56pm.
Mel is a dumb fuck.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:41pm.
Sounds like somebody got a blow job in a jacuzzi!
Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 2:07pm.
He sounds high here...on pills, not booze. Slurring kinda and mixing up his words. Still, a nice change from the usual torrent of venom pouring from his throat.
Submitted by cici on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:48pm.
Mel Gibson is #6 of 10 kids. Curious what his childhood was like...well, not really.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:39pm.
That's it? That's all for today?? Boo!! I wanna refund :(
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:31pm.
Seriously MK, I will hunt AK down...tie him to a bed, draw cholita eyebrows on him and let you go to town if you stop posting about Mel. This is getting SO very old.
i still love you though.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:24pm.
@fuzzyslipper, my screen does too; wonder if it's because of Firefox browser?
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:12pm.
A "Good Son" reference! I love that cheesy movie, heh heh!
Submitted by viridian on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:05pm.
Are you nuts? What public feels sorry for him or is in Mel's camp? The PR army he's paying to post lies about him? Or the Hitler youth organization? Who?
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:05am.
He's embarrassed. And .. His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:02pm.
No fuzzyslippers Radar apps don't mess with my computer. Maybe Mad Mel is a jinx to your computer. I've had it with him but he's like a train wreck. I can't look away. PDB he leads a hard life.
Submitted by viridian on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:01pm.
God I hope so! What took so long?
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.
Submitted by Atlgirl on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:54am.
Mel came down from the coke with Valium at this point
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:15am.
@JCFrank...you're one to talk about keeping the hate flowing. Remember this?...
"wherever you go, even this site, you are not safe. You are always surrounded with those disgusted by you. Accept it."
Yeah, that was you from yesterday's Tom Hardy post. In light of your incessant and inane ramblings, I would say you wrote the perfect description of how others who visit Dlisted feel about you.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by icallbs on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:14am.
Dear Mel, Take a lesson. This is what a voicemail message should sound like:
"Oksana, this is Mel, please return a call to me when you get this. Thanks. Bye"
Or some variation thereof.
You're welcome.
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:58am.
Team "Glad this shit is Fading"
Can't feel sorry for Mel though - he was beautiful, talented, rich, and adored.....how in the hell do you let ALL of that go into the hole? I guess even the gifted suffer from shitty childhoods....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:49am.
*twiddles thumbs and wonders how Mel ever got so famous in the first fuckin place*
Submitted by CindyC on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:47am.
hehehe - Michael - I love how you just write "jacuzzi". So funny. Why can't she use "the". It's not as though she's in England going to hospital.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:40am.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
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There's that tolerant, compassionate liberalism for you, folks. Just keep the hate flowing...
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:39am.
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I'd say the drunken rant a few years back was a mortal wound, and all this shit has been a bullet to the head.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:37am.
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.
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Perfect!
*puts ad on craiglist for "black gay jewish nurse-serious inquiries only"!*
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:22am.
the end of MELodrama?
ah shit. wadda i do now
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Submitted by wilfred dierkes on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:19am.
I know this is sad to say but last summer was so happenin' on blogs. So much celebrity action and this year we get old ass Mel....
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:17am.
snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:15am
I wanna know who originally paid $599 for those FUGASS LANVIN SNEAKERS!
And who would pay $199????
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:16am.
SNOWY!!!
♥
Off Topic, sort of, GHI was in Poland last night at one of the places that was Nazi occupied.
idk, I don't think I would have the stomach or emotional state to be there.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:15am.
today's American Apparel chick is a little cuter, they must be reasing our complaints!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:13am.
Thanks to MK I will always think of this jerk as "Mad Mel". I wonder if their will be a sequel.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:12am.
"a Fleshlight in the shape of Eva Braun's mouth."
Great, now I gotta wash that image out of my mind. With turpentine.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:12am.
The picture of Mel in the video looks like he was separated at birth from Michael Lohan.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:12am.
I know Brandi! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Melocaust!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:12am.
*raises hand*
I do not feel sorry for mel. Racist pieces of shit do not deserve sympathy.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:10am.
MELOCAUST!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:05am.
He's embarrassed. And you're right on the money MK about him finally getting laid. I think during those break up limbo months with Oksana he was missing the sex and that's also part of these blowups. Among other addictions, he's probably also addicted to sex. And I don't believe he's totally sober. I think he probably fell off the wagon during that time and that would explain a lot. Anyway, there's an ever so subtle smile on his face here in this capture: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/mel-gibson-satchel-man-purse-oksana-photos... His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.
"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Submitted by cici on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:39am.
Mel needs to move to one of those islands he bought in the Fijis. Wish I could do that when I screw up.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:37am.
Day late, dollar short Mad Max.
"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:34am.
Even in seeming resignation, Mad Mel had to get one more mean remark, "I just figured it out. It doesn't matter enough." In other words, "The Common Cunt" doesn't matter enough. Too bad he ruined what is left of his tattered rep before he "figured it out". What an asshole.
He managed to make the probably manipulative gold-digger come out smelling like a rose to his turd.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by FunFilled on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:34am.
Couldn't hear it and I need a good chuckle.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
Awww, I feel kinda sad, like when you were a kid and you opened up your last Christmas present.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
He's a gross person. She's a gross person. He has addiction issues out the wazoo. She has gold-digging issues out the yingyang.
*next!*
I cannot hate this guy. I'm not even gonna try.
-Einah
@ Jonster. Excellent insight. One I can relate to.
As I said another day, I will never condone abuse but...Oksana is a cunt and Mel is a dumb fuck for hooking up with her. So he is a dumb cunt too.
Stupid sad dipstick. I know people like him. I like people like him. They wear their emotions on their sleeves and react in anger and rage when they feel taken advantage of. Wait! I'm talking about myself. But if I were a famous star/bigot with shitloads of cash and crazy, I wouldn't have talked to no answering machine. And I would've assumed my jump-off was taping me. Ultimately, he's a tool.
How in the world did I just wind up feeling sorry for him. Sad.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Its kind of sad
Mel is a dumb fuck.
Sounds like somebody got a blow job in a jacuzzi!
He sounds high here...on pills, not booze. Slurring kinda and mixing up his words. Still, a nice change from the usual torrent of venom pouring from his throat.
Mel Gibson is #6 of 10 kids. Curious what his childhood was like...well, not really.
That's it? That's all for today?? Boo!! I wanna refund :(
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
Seriously MK, I will hunt AK down...tie him to a bed, draw cholita eyebrows on him and let you go to town if you stop posting about Mel. This is getting SO very old.
i still love you though.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@fuzzyslipper, my screen does too; wonder if it's because of Firefox browser?
A "Good Son" reference! I love that cheesy movie, heh heh!
Are you nuts? What public feels sorry for him or is in Mel's camp? The PR army he's paying to post lies about him? Or the Hitler youth organization? Who?
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:05am.
He's embarrassed. And .. His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.
No fuzzyslippers Radar apps don't mess with my computer. Maybe Mad Mel is a jinx to your computer. I've had it with him but he's like a train wreck. I can't look away. PDB he leads a hard life.
God I hope so! What took so long?
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.
Mel came down from the coke with Valium at this point
@JCFrank...you're one to talk about keeping the hate flowing. Remember this?...
"wherever you go, even this site, you are not safe. You are always surrounded with those disgusted by you. Accept it."
Yeah, that was you from yesterday's Tom Hardy post. In light of your incessant and inane ramblings, I would say you wrote the perfect description of how others who visit Dlisted feel about you.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Dear Mel, Take a lesson. This is what a voicemail message should sound like:
"Oksana, this is Mel, please return a call to me when you get this. Thanks. Bye"
Or some variation thereof.
You're welcome.
Team "Glad this shit is Fading"
Can't feel sorry for Mel though - he was beautiful, talented, rich, and adored.....how in the hell do you let ALL of that go into the hole? I guess even the gifted suffer from shitty childhoods....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
*twiddles thumbs and wonders how Mel ever got so famous in the first fuckin place*
hehehe - Michael - I love how you just write "jacuzzi". So funny. Why can't she use "the". It's not as though she's in England going to hospital.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's that tolerant, compassionate liberalism for you, folks. Just keep the hate flowing...
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:24am.
I'd say the drunken rant a few years back was a mortal wound, and all this shit has been a bullet to the head.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.
_______________________________________________
Perfect!
*puts ad on craiglist for "black gay jewish nurse-serious inquiries only"!*
******************************************
"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
I suppose the racist and sexist (same coin, different sides) public may still be in his "camp" but the entertainment biz is fickle and if one fucks up there are many others waiting in the wings to fill the void left by another's failure. Natural selection always wins the battle for survival. He may not disappear but his career is mortally wounded and everyone knows it.
the end of MELodrama?
ah shit. wadda i do now
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I know this is sad to say but last summer was so happenin' on blogs. So much celebrity action and this year we get old ass Mel....
snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:15am
I wanna know who originally paid $599 for those FUGASS LANVIN SNEAKERS!
And who would pay $199????
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
SNOWY!!!
♥
Off Topic, sort of, GHI was in Poland last night at one of the places that was Nazi occupied.
idk, I don't think I would have the stomach or emotional state to be there.
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
today's American Apparel chick is a little cuter, they must be reasing our complaints!
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Thanks to MK I will always think of this jerk as "Mad Mel". I wonder if their will be a sequel.
"a Fleshlight in the shape of Eva Braun's mouth."
Great, now I gotta wash that image out of my mind. With turpentine.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The picture of Mel in the video looks like he was separated at birth from Michael Lohan.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
I know Brandi! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Melocaust!
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
"Blow Me Today" Mel's rants set to music, funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw5XLhw6Rek
*raises hand*
I do not feel sorry for mel. Racist pieces of shit do not deserve sympathy.
____________________________________________
"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
MELOCAUST!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.....
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:30am.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.
I think a massive stroke that leaves him helpless so a black gay jewish nurse can wipe his ass for him works for me.
He's embarrassed. And you're right on the money MK about him finally getting laid. I think during those break up limbo months with Oksana he was missing the sex and that's also part of these blowups. Among other addictions, he's probably also addicted to sex. And I don't believe he's totally sober. I think he probably fell off the wagon during that time and that would explain a lot. Anyway, there's an ever so subtle smile on his face here in this capture: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/mel-gibson-satchel-man-purse-oksana-photos... His hidden expression feels like embarrassment mixed with the funnies. You know, he might just turn this thing around. The public is still in Mel's camp because everybody feels sorry for him despite everything.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvPYEZbVtIU&videos=gRkyeQeTnSQ
"Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."
~J.D. Salinger~
*smokes cigarette *
omg the Good Son was soooooo creepy.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Mel needs to move to one of those islands he bought in the Fijis. Wish I could do that when I screw up.
Day late, dollar short Mad Max.
"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Even in seeming resignation, Mad Mel had to get one more mean remark, "I just figured it out. It doesn't matter enough." In other words, "The Common Cunt" doesn't matter enough. Too bad he ruined what is left of his tattered rep before he "figured it out". What an asshole.
He managed to make the probably manipulative gold-digger come out smelling like a rose to his turd.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Couldn't hear it and I need a good chuckle.
The shock has worn off for me... I hope Mel has a heart attack and goes to hell.