Katie Price Thinks Children Of Divorce Are Lucky
Katie Price thinks that Harvey, Princess Tiamamameckaleckahimeckahineyho and Junior should all send her and Peter Andre thank you notes for making them the luckiest children ever by getting divorced. They aren't lucky because they no longer have to listen to the loud slurping noises Katie made when she ate on Peter's ass. No, Katie says that they are lucky because they now get twice as many presents and vacations!
On This Morning Katie told the hosts, “I think it’s probably good I split with Pete when they were so young. I was about their age when my parents got divorced and I can’t even remember it, so hopefully they won’t either. They’re lucky really, all kids with divorced parents are lucky because they get extra Christmas presents and trips out and two sets of birthday presents.”
At first I thought Katie had a point, and then I went to peek into the treasure box filled with all the presents my dad bought me after my parents divorced. Guess what? It was fucking empty! The only thing my dad ever got me was a stupid acid washed jean jacket from Miller's Outpost. I lost that shit the next day during gymnastics lessons at SCATS. Yes, I lost the jacket in a place called SCATS. Symbolism.
My mom pretty much worked until her hand bones cracked into a million pieces just so she could buy us presents at Christmas times, so I really hope my lost acid wash jean jacket somehow ends up on Katie's doorstep. Then I hope Harvey takes that jacket and shoves it in Katie's mouth! And once he does that, Harvey should take Katie to the plastic surgeon's office. I'm pretty sure that during her last boob job, the plastic surgeon put the silicone bag in the wrong tit. He put it in the tit on her neck instead of the tit on her chest.
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My parents were divorced and I do recall that Dad's idea of what to pack for your school lunch was a fluffernutter and Doritos, which was pretty awesome.
what IS she.? is she spanish descent or black or what? i don't know any white ppl that color with that black a** witch hair
I wish my parents had gotten divorced. I still do. They fight constantly and have completely different views on child-rearing which probably has a lot to do with why my 2 younger siblings are holy terrors. To this day, I hate the way my Mom treats my Dad (basically "shut up and give me your paycheck"). But I admit, presents were the last thing on my mind at the time, since the biggest reason for them staying together was that financially, they could not support 2 households.
If they had had cable tv and air conditioning though (have you ever spent the summer in Texas without airconditioning??!?! It's like living in the devil's asshole)
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Anyone who expects you to behave like a human being during a Texas summer without AC deserves to have the crazy brought down on them.
I don't remember much about my parents marriage except the divorce--it was horrible. And I haven't seen my POS father in years.
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I hate hate hate that shade of pink, my eyes are burning from that outfit and added purple pants, WTF is she thinking?????????
single parenting doesn't necessarily fuck up kids.. unless your mum is Katie Price or Tyras mum whatshername...
Eh, I was glad when my parents got divorced. Not for the reasons she mentions, though. While I think most kids are unhappy about it, it's not always bad. Sometimes it's a relief.
That "treasure chest" comment was really funny, even though I know it was probably more tragic when MK was young.
I know she's brain dead and a moron but I don't think she meant to come across like that.
So I guess she was trying to say it's better for the child in the sense that the parents were not fighting. In my honest opinion, I think it is better for a child to have divorced parents than to live in an abusive home where the parents are always at each other's throats. If my 'rents did that since I was born it sure would have spared me years of abuse. I would go into detail but I don't want to sound pathetic, plus it's my first day posting on here.
Harvey is cute.
WTF is wrong with her body? I am 18 (turning 19 in dec) and I have more curves than her.
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
She sees it as good from her point of view because her mother married her stepfather when she was young so she never really had to live with the one parent working two jobs concept. Even though she didn't live with her bio dad she still had A dad.
My parents got divorced when I was 1 and it didn't screw me up. I'm tired of people with two parents looking down on me like poor you. Fuck you I don't know any other way so how can I be screwed up assholes.
Anyway I grew up fine. I never saw my dad, I would spend my every other weekends with my paternal grandparents instead of my dad and that was fine. They ADORED us. I probably wouldn't have been such a terror around them if they had had cable tv and air conditioning though (have you ever spent the summer in Texas without airconditioning??!?! It's like living in the devil's asshole).
My first present from my sperm donor after the divorce was also an acid washed jean jacket...and a stuffed Spuds McKenzie. And they wonder why I drink like I do??
My never there father thought accetable Christmas gifts where a box of candy and a box of Wild Cherry Lifesavers in a box with a holiday design on it. The last gift that I ever received from his deadbeat ass was when I turned 14 yrs old and it was a Batman tee-shirt. What a crappy gift for a 14 yr old girl.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
Tiamamameckaleckahimeckahineyho............
mecka lecka high mecka hiney ho!!! HAHA!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
That's a very superficial way to look at it. I used to think that way too when was growing up, and in my teen years, now that I'm an adult and have grown a heart I would like to know how it is to have both your parents together and have that "home" feel...
I feel you MK although my mum has never worked her fingers to her bones - ever.
As for my dad, I can't remember *any* presents after I was about 7, maybe, and definitely no holidays. Fucker only got in touch once my youngest brother wanted to know his elder siblings then had the temerity to complain I never told him about the abuse from my stepfather.
I swear to God, this bitch needs to shut her festering hole and realise presents are sure as hell no replacement for someone's time. Utter utter cunt.
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My parents were divorced when I was a little kid, and I LOVED it. I would not have had it any other way. When I got sick of one parent, I could go to the other. My parents did get along very well after the divorce, so I was lucky in that way. But yeah, not being sarcastic at all, it is possible to NOT be emotionally traumatized by your parents' divorce. I was 5 years old and all I remember is being happy that my parents weren't fighting any more.
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Her kids would be lucky if they could divorce her.
This moron still has the mentality of an 8 year old !! Yippee more xmas gifts and birthday presents... are you fucking kidding me? Holy shit, some people should not be allowed to breed.
extra fucking presents? Ummm.............NO. Would those extra goddam presents have come from my mom working her goddam fingers to nubs or by the dad who had to declare bankruptcy? Katie, you stupid cunt.
I hate this superficial desperate deeply unattractive woman, and think her comments are ridiculous, coming from a multimillionnaire who has no idea of the emotional and financial suffering of divorced families in the real world. Most people don't walk straight into their next fake wedding paid for by OK magazine Katie!!!
BUT- I have to defend her on one point. Harvey has a rare genetic disorder, not fetal alcohol syndrome. His illness has nothing to do with her admittedly bad behaviour whilst pregnant. Which is not to say that she should feel vindicated, but he would have been like this had she been a drunk pregnant slut or not.
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Submitted by vapidlush on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 1:12pm.
When I read how your dad never gave you anything but a MO jacket... I totally had a flashback of my divorced and swinging-single dad stealing the Barbie pool he gave me. He left the deck and accessories, but used the pool as an ICE BUCKET. His hos loved it. That a-hole. So, there was a kidney-shaped HOLE where the pool should have been.
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O man, that SUCKS!! I so sorry :(
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Silly me for thinking she was going to make a point about how it's better for the children to have divorced and happy parents than married parents who hate each other and fight constantly and make everybody miserable and tense (my parents did that and it fucking sucked).
No, the bitch is talking about extra fucking birthday presents. HARPOON PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
This orange glazed delusional twat needs put down already. Peter needs custody of their children including Harvey.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
It's dumb slunts like this that make me glad my parents have been married for more than thirty years. Sure I didn't get extra guilt presents, but at least I'm not a psychotic mentally-scarred mess like her non-Havrvey kids will be.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:31pm.
And then put in the stocks so we can throw rotten vegetables at them.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
When I read how your dad never gave you anything but a MO jacket... I totally had a flashback of my divorced and swinging-single dad stealing the Barbie pool he gave me. He left the deck and accessories, but used the pool as an ICE BUCKET. His hos loved it. That a-hole. So, there was a kidney-shaped HOLE where the pool should have been.
One day, Barbie didn't realize her pool was gone and dove in. Now she's in a wheelchair. She's currently plotting her revenge. They are using Skipper as bait.
I'm a child of divorce and never got the "the extra christmas presents" or "extra tips." Why? Because my dad fled to Mexico to avoid paying child support. Can I please slap this bitch? Ugh.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
This woman publicly shoved a cell phone up her coochie. Any parents who bought their little girls her stupid book on ponies for children need to be taken to Ye Olde Towne Square and publicly flogged for all to see.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 12:20pm.This woman has absolutely no hips. She needs to spend less time injecting fluids above her waist and throw some attention below the waist.
That's precisely the point. She wants to keep our focus away from her hip area so we won't constantly be checking out her tuck game.
This woman has absolutely no hips. She needs to spend less time injecting fluids above her waist and throw some attention below the waist.
@louise_brooks: Good point. I do think she's got the right idea tho, even if it's misguided...
And I'm joking about being mean - she totally asks for it;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:57am.
I see what you are saying, but it's focusing on the materialistic side of things that is putting people off this retarded twat. If she had said something like, "They are lucky because they have more people in their lives to love them (step-parents, step-siblings, etc.)" people would have just rolled their eyes and gone on about their day.
It's the focusing on the loot that has people wanting to kick her in the crotch with her own hot pink pointy boot.
You guys are so mean. In fact, outside of the fact that she fucked her kid for life by partying pregnant, (which is a biggie I'll admit) she's pretty good with her kids.
And this is an example. If she went about wailing how divorce is going to ruin her kids her kids will just believe that. If she says they're lucky, they'll believe that too. That's way better.
A lemon got so dismayed
Until he made lemonade
That's how dreams are made
You can do
Anything!
Anything!
I have a feeling that song is always going through this trick's head and you know what? Good for her! Look at all the shit she got becuz of that kinda thinking. She is getting rich. Brahms sold his music for bread. Nawmsayin'?
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:38am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:36am.
Well, babies ARE delicious.
"Soylent Green is babies!!!"
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Gawd, celebs are so smart and insightful.
"They’re lucky really, all kids with divorced parents are lucky because they get extra Christmas presents and trips out and two sets of birthday presents.”
So, kids that are emotionally traumatized by their parents divorce (all kids are) are "Lucky"? This is further proof why there should be state enforced sterilization for stupid braindead whores like this one. Why the press continue to write down anything this idiot says is beyond me. She's got diarehha of the mouth.
Btw - is it just me, or is she beginning to look more chinese as each day goes along? Could be with all the face stretching from her face lifts & plastic surgery...
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i think the fact that the last time i called my father 'dad' was when i was 8 speaks volumes about the relationship i have with him and my folks are not even divorced. they have been married for 30 years now.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She looks like a giant insect with huge udders.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:38am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:36am.
Well, babies ARE delicious.
Taste like chicken! Eddie Izzard said, must be true!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:36am.
Well, babies ARE delicious.
That bitch is delusional.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:29am.
I'm not one for demonizing divorce for the effect it has on teh chillunz (think of teh chillunz!1)
What are teh chillunz? Is it food?
She didn't put that diplomatically at all and she's probably got some of the guilts happening there. She's also not projecting to the teen years when all the issues of divorce come out at once with teens and with vengeance: mistrust, abandonment, blame. She'll see.
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Thanks, Deb.
Believe it or not, my parents actually worked it out and get along better then ever now. But nothing will make up for all that missing time.
I'm not one for demonizing divorce for the effect it has on teh chillunz (think of teh chillunz!1) but in my experience, children of broken marriages experience their parents' relationship (or lack of thereof) in different ways: I've met people who don't give a damn if their parents are divorced or not, people who actually are happy their parents divorced because it means that they are no longer arguing in the house, miserable all the time and taking it out on the kids (this was actually my case: my parents' relationship went sour for some time when I was a teenager and they took some time apart. It did wonders for both of them and even though nobody expected it they managed to make it work down the line... although I think I would be equally happy if they realised they were better off apart) and people who wished they would have stayed together. I've met hands-on parents who strive to keep being a part of their children's lives even though custody was majorly awarded to the other parent and parents who only cared for their children as long as it aggravated their ex-spouse, disauthorizing them as they could, competing for the kids' love and playing them against the other parent.
Bottom line, it's more complicated that the amount of presents a kid gets, Katie, and it only cements my opinion that you are one of those people who parent through gifts and not through love and attention which makes you a bad mother.
SO why should the institution of marriage take a bad rep just because people dont know how to act or because they went into marriage for all the wrong reasons? a union such as marriage can be a beautiful thing, and is strong foundation for children when people are willing to work at it for the right reasons......
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Hugs, hon.
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PenelopeNis on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:16am.
dads are worthless.
- So are some Mothers, example, subject of this post.
My Dad RAWKS!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Katie thinks that because that's how SHE was affected, her kids can't be any other way than how she sees it. How very self centered, naturally. If she were any other way about things, I'd crap my drawers in shock.
Guess what, Katie? They're people too. With their own thoughts and feelings on just how things are.
And I guess material things like presents and vacations are what equals good parenting in her world. Explains a lot, sadly.
dads are worthless.
Now that I have slightly calmed down after reading this shit- my parents didn't divorce, but there were about 10 years where I wish they would have. It was horrible and even though my dad lived in the same house, I hardly ever saw him. I went from being daddy's little girl to being a hindrance to his partying overnight. My mom had no problem telling others in front of me that she routinely thought about getting in the car, driving away, and never coming back. So my dad wasn't there and my mom made me think she was going to abandon me.
Oh yeah, he bought me gifts to try and make up for never being around. Fugly clothes that god only knows what he was thinking when he picked this crap out. One of the shirts was QUILTED and REVERSIBLE! Another top was cow print. I was f'ing FAT! I didn't need to look MORE like a cow. Anyway, he would get completely offended at me for not wearing this fugly shit and for not groveling at his f'ing feet for gracing my life with the ugliest clothes mankind has ever seen. He brought this shit up for years!! "You never even wore that quilted shirt I bought you when you were 12!"
Anyway, my very long-winded point is- I would have given all of the fugly clothes back for his time!! You can give a kid anything in the world and it does not make up for the broken promises and for you not being there.