ESCANDALO: Obama Doesn't Know What A Snooki Is
Because Maury was booked for the week, President Obama decided to open the gate and feed the crazy hens on The View this morning. Obama said that he chose to go on The View, because it's one of the shows Michelle actually watches. But I'd like to think that Obama went on The View just to fuck with Hasselcrack.
Obviously, they talked about boring political stuff...blah...blah...blah...but then they got to the highly important news that American is really concerned with. They brought up a cokeyhead and an overcooked Ewok! Obama admitted that he knows Lindsay Lohan is locked up, but he took a page out of Mimi's Lisa Frank notebook when he said he nevah heard of Snooki.
You lieeeeeee! It was just a couple of months ago when Obama brought up Snooki's name during a speech. Yes, obviously one of his speech writers threw her name in there, but even if Obama knows who Snooki is he should never admit it. Never admit to knowing what a Snooki is. Even Willy Wonka turns his head the other way when he passes Snooki in the hallway at his factory.
But seriously, I'm sure Obama and Snooki will laugh about this when he names her Secretary of Fuckery in a couple of years.
via Jezebel
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:42pm.
“It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats” - Stewart Alsop
It also seems to be the law of nature that Democrats are uglier than Republicans.
Jesus fucking Christ, I come to Dlisted to escape all the drudgery, misery, and animosity in this world, and here we are, bashing the President left and right. Just plain nasty.
Yeah he fucked up on BP, and he's likely more methodical than any of us impatient Americans would prefer when it comes to social issues; but he has done some good (albeit heavily compromised) things. I find myself more and more disillusioned everyday with all this political shit. There's a lot of problems in this country, leftover and new ones, and hate filled rhetoric is not going to solve any of them. Instead of counting down every day until midterm elections, or until 2012, go fucking get a life--or if that'll take too long, go read the Wikipedia entries on "Socialism" and "Marxism".
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
I can't stand Democraps, they are the demise of this country.
Um. What exactly did he lie about? The Snooki thing? You know someone else wrote that speech for him, right?
And to hate on him for how he SITS?! FFS! That's the way a gentleman sits. If he sat w. his legs apart you'd say something about him showing off his package, I'm sure.
Omg! He's talking to womens! Oh nooooo! That obviously makes him less of a man, somehow. Perhaps he was raised to respect and treat women as equals, considering he was raised by a single mom and has a sister.
You're ridiculous.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 10:13pm.
How embarrassing for him to lie about stupid shit. And he went on The View b/c of Michelle? Bullshit. It's because he's comfortable with a bunch of women; women who are Obamaloonies may I add. Put him in a room with a bunch of left-wing hating football players and military men and his balls would shrink. Even liberals were disgusted with the fact that he was on this crap show. What the hell is he doing? Go act like a president.
...oh and what is up with the way he was sitting? He's such an effeminate creep.
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LOVE IT... Obamaloonies!
I don't think he was doing anything for Michelle ... it's called campaigning for 2012. Trying to smooth the ruffled feathers of the older women out there who are against his Obama Care Health reform BS. Turning on the charm for the "women". The only person who acted like she was moist in the panties was Joy (an annoying boneheaded liberal).
Not one tough question was asked by those ladies. They fawned over him like he was some Messiah. They should be embarrassed of themselves. Sorry, but I really dont give a crap about his family and his vacations ...ask about the state of our country! FOOLS.
Ebil,
I think the gulf crisis is the worst disaster ever and Bama dropped the ball on this one, which is unexcusable.
But the total arrogance of all of the oil cos, AND the politicians that allowed it, their not having any checks & balances in place in case something happened goes back to the beginning of oil drilling.
I meant in a general way how fucked up everything was. we are in a war, recession, etc. Things that can't be fixed in one day.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Regardless if Obama walked into a fuckstorm when he became president, this Gulf disaster (it's no longer a spill, people) was on his watch, the permits were approved by his people and HE did not stop it faster, period.
They are out in the middle of the night cleaning the beaches to keep this shit from your precious eyes. I'll be glad when I don't consider a floodlight a sunrise.
RepuliKKKans caused all of the problems we have in this country today.
Of course we want robust corporations for jobs but we do not want the corporations and oil companies running the country. This is what happens when the RepubliKKKan FASCISTS are in power.
Stop beating up Obama. He is trying to clean up your idols Bush and Cheney's heaping mess. And yes, if you vote for a RepubliKKKan you do love Bush and Cheney because they want to return to their failed policies. They have NO new ideas.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 1:49pm.
Any Commander in Chief should consider himself "above" the likes of The View.
---But of course not the late night shows with male hosts? Please-those people are just as stupid. Women gossiping is the equivalent-shit, those guys gossip too. Whatever, sexist crap this is.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/13/2010 - 7:40pm.
Prolly to late to add this, but I concur with putsomestankonit, Bama is getting the shaft the same way Carter did. When you walk into a fuckstorm, aint your fault if your shoes get dirty! Only so much you can do!
People should be happy someone is trying to actually help our fucked up country. Our other option was Palin, and if you think that would be better, please remember: she went camping with Kate Gosselin.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:08pm.
p.s. - There ARE jobs out there. Perhaps more in some parts of the country than others. Areas of the country w. dying industries i.e. - NYS or Michigan really got the shaft w. the economic downturn since they'd already been effed up. But I just moved to MD two weeks ago, have had 6 interviews already & quite possibly might get a job offer tomorrow (fingers crossed). I remember 7 months ago trying to find a job in NC...there was NOTHING. Things are definitely picking up. I'm not going to be all doom and gloom about things, b/c it's simply disingenuous.
I agree, I'm in CO and two weeks after quitting a job I had another one. Now are they paying what I was making when I was laid off? No, but I couldn't even get spit on for six months after the recession started.
I really don't get this "taking back our country" shit. We're a democracy; we have elections. Different parties win, different parties lose. You aren't overthrowing a king.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:38pm.
You're kidding, right?
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Of course! Fox News is saying it is actually good for the Gulf. Once the toxic parts evaporate, the organic element left provides food for the oil eating bacteria, that then provide nutrients for other Gulf organism. It is one happy circle of life!
(just kidding again)
How embarrassing for him to lie about stupid shit. And he went on The View b/c of Michelle? Bullshit. It's because he's comfortable with a bunch of women; women who are Obamaloonies may I add. Put him in a room with a bunch of left-wing hating football players and military men and his balls would shrink. Even liberals were disgusted with the fact that he was on this crap show. What the hell is he doing? Go act like a president.
...oh and what is up with the way he was sitting? He's such an effeminate creep.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 8:04pm.
If you're in Tennesee please vote Basil Marceaux for governor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw&feature=player_embedded
Stoney if you're lurking, PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU!
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Uuuughgh. Speaking of the TN governor race, I want to shank that "give 'em the boot" guy every time I see his face. But I'm guessing you're not actually from TN, and just foun this by some other means.
That guy is kind of cute-ish, in a sad way. It's rather pathetic that they had to preface his speech by saying it was a random draw. The options here are kind of... depressing. And the news here is total shit, by the way.
I hate The View. I can't watch it for more than five minutes without turning the channel. My in-laws were egotistical squawking harpies that interrupted and talked over each other, and those bitches (except Whoopi, she's cool) remind me of them.
I honestly didn't realize the posters here had such radically different political beliefs. Gotta love America (and all you furreners, too).
@doG
Bill Clinton was the best president this country has seen since FDR. He not only cleaned up the crap left by Reaganomics, he put this country into the black for the first time in recent memory. It didn't take long for the Republicans to fuck that all up, though, did it?
My father and uncles ahve been saying this for years and we're all the way in singapore. it's not only the us that's feeling the heat whenever a bush screwed up. My family was really hurt in the down turn. My dad is still struggling to find a job because he's over 50 and not a uni grad but held a high paying job previously. and i'm a jobless soci grad.
as for me, i had high hopes for obama, but now I feel that he's too caught up in the cult of celebrity - his own. Still a better choice than the republican candidates though. I hope Hilary wins the next one and condi becomes VP.
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If you're in Tennesee please vote Basil Marceaux for governor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw&feature=player_embedded
Stoney if you're lurking, PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:42pm.
“It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats” - Stewart Alsop
Wasn't he one of the Alsop Brothers who were Vietnam War apologists?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:42pm.
“It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats” - Stewart Alsop
Stewart Alsop obviously lived prior to the age of the public bathroom rendezvous
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:38pm.
You're kidding, right?
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:38pm.
It goes both ways - it was made out to be worse and better. When you're right in the middle of it and see it with your own eyes, it's hard to understand why people in other parts of the country etc are like, "Oh, it's plugged, every one can go home now". Uh, no, you can't.
I'll be doing what I'm doing for a LONG ass time...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:38pm.
What Dog posted was correct about what I said. Also, only believe half of what any media outlet tells you in regards to oil. I've never seen such spin in my life and I've been in the corporate world a while.
Msnbc said today it's not as bad as it was made out to be
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Fox News is saying it didn't really happen.
“It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats” - Stewart Alsop
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 7:38pm.
What Dog posted was correct about what I said. Also, only believe half of what any media outlet tells you in regards to oil. I've never seen such spin in my life and I've been in the corporate world a while.
Msnbc said today it's not as bad as it was made out to be
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What Dog posted was correct about what I said. Also, only believe half of what any media outlet tells you in regards to oil. I've never seen such spin in my life and I've been in the corporate world a while.
Everything, and I mean everything is carefully worded that you all see...
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Fuck him.
I'm still raging pissed that his ass was too damn good to vacation in one of the four oil affected states but a northern, pristine beach was just fine. Meanwhile, we all watch commercials all day begging people to come here. And don't give me any pre-planning bullshit.
Fuck that.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
@Anoymouse73
"Iraq converted all its oil transactions under the Oil for Food program to euros.[2] When U.S. invaded Iraq in 2003, it returned oil sales from the euro to the USD"
Who's to say it wasn't an investment in our future?
Even though its ugly, the fact is, oil is traded in US currency and it's what makes us #1.
Iran has also approved the trade of their oil (i think in 2007) in euros. Will history repeat itself? Stay tuned
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:21pm.
TEAM MISSES SLICK WILLY!
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Which one?
OH! You mean the former President!
"Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:11pm.
I remember perfectly well when the economy started to tank and I stopped getting good raises and it was during the Bush term"
Yep. Exactly.
People don't seem to understand the concept of investing in our future. I guess they'd rather spend the money on blowing up people in other countries...
That's it?
John C Frank & K2?
Really?
And I should be worried because.....they enjoy insulting others and ALL CAPS?
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Bill Clinton was the best president this country has seen since FDR. He not only cleaned up the crap left by Reaganomics, he put this country into the black for the first time in recent memory. It didn't take long for the Republicans to fuck that all up, though, did it?
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All politicians are lying douchebags with power complexes. Still like Obama and I still love the Clintons.
And I think Obama is getting the shaft like Jimmy Carter did.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
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LMAO @ all the fucking "Jonathan C. Franks". Give me a fucking break. Let's just ALL blame Bill for everything(BEST FUCKING PRESIDENT)
*runs out and pops pills with Rush*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I remember perfectly well when the economy started to tank and I stopped getting good raises and it was during the Bush term
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
If someone asked you to write your autobiography b/c they thought you were an interesting person who'd led an interesting life, wouldn't you oblige them? That is what happened in this case & I thank that person b/c they are both excellent books. Well-written and an interesting perspective of someone with a mixed heritage.
p.s. - There ARE jobs out there. Perhaps more in some parts of the country than others. Areas of the country w. dying industries i.e. - NYS or Michigan really got the shaft w. the economic downturn since they'd already been effed up. But I just moved to MD two weeks ago, have had 6 interviews already & quite possibly might get a job offer tomorrow (fingers crossed). I remember 7 months ago trying to find a job in NC...there was NOTHING. Things are definitely picking up. I'm not going to be all doom and gloom about things, b/c it's simply disingenuous.
K2
You a dumb f*ck. Get an education. Do you even know what a "socialist" is?
And, watch your filthy mouth.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:20pm.
K2
Stop listening to your ignorant RepubliKKKan parents and think for yourself.
DO YOU WANT THIS COUNTRY TO BE RUN BY THE PEOPLE OR RUN BY THE CORPORATIONS?
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Dont worry about my parents. FYI, One is dead and the other is an Obama supporter. So shut your hole. What a fuckin' child you must be. Bringing someones parents into a political argument. I dont need to listen to someone elses opinions or beliefs to know what my own are.
Do I want my country run by people or corps? huh? I'd rather it not be run by an idiot socialist who turns his back on our country every chance he gets. Man has no problem showing modesty when it comes to our country but he penned 2 autobiographies while he was a NOBODY! Little full of himself. It's all about personal gain for him. When you realize that ,you'll get a little nervous too about the future of our country.... Wake up sweetheart.... sometimes you just have to realize you made a mistake. People voting him into office was a big one. But they'll get it right in 2012.
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Spoken like a person who's never been in a corporation. I laughed when I read James Brolin and Barbra Streisand actually PRAISED Paul Ryan's economic plans at the Aspen Institute. Yep, stick your hands into Babs' bank-account and try to withdrawal 90 percent and you will draw back a nub, so she's liking what she's hearing about keeping that 90 percent ;-P She's a Hillary girl anyway and will work to bring Obama down with a smile on her face.
Shouldn't that be Czar of Fuckery?? Come on MK you know this!
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You know the Prez is gonna be watching Season 2 premiere of "Jersey Shore" tonight. He's totally Team Angelina.
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:24pm.
Dog
Good. You can have your idols Bush and Cheney back. I'll take Obama. It's a deal.
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Nice try. No one said anything about liking Bush and Cheney. Why don't you finish summer school so you can go on to eighth grade? You might actually learn how ignorant and full of crap you really are.
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Dog
Good. You can have your idols Bush and Cheney back. I'll take Obama. It's a deal.
Personally, I'd want my kids (if I had any) to grow up to be just like Dickhead Cheney, now there's someone going to Heaven! (but not fast enough)
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:18pm.
I was Obama's most loyal supporter until the Gulf incident. Now I've lost all confidence in him. Rather than worrying about being seen as "an angry black man", he should have brought the hammer down on BP right from the get-go.
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That's the point I've been trying to make. His own party is losing confidence in him.
And for the record, he wasn't worried about being seen as an "angry black man" when he was shouting how he wanted to know "who's ass to kick" regarding the BP spill. He knew the public wanted to see him react, so he made sure he sunk to a new low with that comment. NOT exactly what the American people were hoping to hear him say. Total class.
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He got angry and kick-ass too late. Meanwhile, people lost their livelihoods and animals and fragile wetlands were destroyed. If you want to know what's really going on down there as opposed to what the media is telling you, ask EvilShoe next time you see her. She is with the clean-up crews and has been for months. Ask her about BP being allowed to tell veterinarians that if they took it upon themselves to clean off wildlife, their licenses would be yanked. Someone going to tell me BP has the authority to do that? No, they do not. Ask EvilShoe about how BP (an British company) controls everyone and everything on the Gulf Coast of the UNITED STATES. Again, someone going to tell me they have that authority???
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K2
Stop listening to your ignorant RepubliKKKan parents and think for yourself.
DO YOU WANT THIS COUNTRY TO BE RUN BY THE PEOPLE OR RUN BY THE CORPORATIONS?
When you vote for the RepubliKKKans you are voting AGAINST your own best interests. Unless of course you are very wealthy. Are you?
I was Obama's most loyal supporter until the Gulf incident. Now I've lost all confidence in him. Rather than worrying about being seen as "an angry black man", he should have brought the hammer down on BP right from the get-go.
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That's the point I've been trying to make. His own party is losing confidence in him.
And for the record, he wasn't worried about being seen as an "angry black man" when he was shouting how he wanted to know "who's ass to kick" regarding the BP spill. He knew the public wanted to see him react, so he made sure he sunk to a new low with that comment. NOT exactly what the American people were hoping to hear him say. Total class. You have Biden dropping the "F" bomb on national tv and then this one starts with the ass kicking threats. These are suppose to be role models for our kids? What's next?
out of all the talk shows to go on he chose The View?! You know Oprah is pissed
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Dog
He did and he got 20 Billion+ out of them for the "little people." What did you want him to do dive down there and plug the hole himself? Stop listening to right wing propaganda and thank God the RepubliKKKans are not in power.
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I am not going to get into a political debate with you. You are clearly so fanatically one-sided, you have no concept of Obama's faults. You are like a tween who doesn't want to hear that the Jonas Brothers are talentless hacks.
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Submitted by Dog
He did and he got 20 Billion+ out of them for the "little people." What did you want him to do dive down there and plug the hole himself? Stop listening to right wing propaganda and thank God the RepubliKKKans are not in power.