Friday, July 30th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Sorry, Justin Beiber, but even holding a gun, you're still just an embryo. - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Pretty Woman 2: Gerbil's Revenge - AgentM
2010s upgrade on Dick in a box...fool in a ball. - El Bastardo
Unable to cope with impending obscurity, one of Heidi Montag's implants takes desperate measures for a spread in "Guns and Ammo" magazine. - Helluva HeLa
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Well done guys, funny shit!! Love the JBeav ref!! Xo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
Congrats jazz and all runners up!
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Hi to all!
ELBOYFRIEND! MISS YOU! XOXOXO, INFINITY
Wonderful. I am extremely pleased to be on the podium with Jazz, Hellava and AgentM.
Thank you so much everyone!
Funny whores!!! All of them are spectacular! ;-)
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Congrats all, funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats to all, especially funny (cross-dressing) mofo ELB!!!!!!
Thanks MK!
Tough photo.
It's always great to see Jazzy and El B in the winners' circle! AgentM and Helluva HeLa, you guys were great too! Congrats all!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Congrats all! Very good! JAZZY!!! ♥♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Blow away your favorite celeb with virtual stalker...on Slaystation.
A rare still photograph from the aborted James Bond flick, "For Your Brown Eye Only," starring Tim "Fickle Cunt Fucker" Dalton as Agent 007 and Richard Gere as the anal-rententive ubervillain, Dr. Goatse Goebbels.
Ballon Boy's father shoots for the moon this time.
Arethra's crime fighting chi chi cups stike again.
John will never be kicked in the ball again.
These recycled, environmentally correct lightbulbs are getting a little ridiculous.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Weird Al Yankovic immediately regretted signing up for Bio-Dome II.
Finally there is photographic proof to show why Lance Armstrong only needed one ball to win so many 'Tour de Frances'.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Racked with remorse, Richard Gere offers free Gerbil Self Defense classes.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Even remaking "Pulp Fiction," "Grease," and "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble" can't save Travolta's careeer now.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by Tex-Bro on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:21pm.
Warning: Aniston's eggs have taken matters into their own hands and should be considered armed and dangerous
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HEHEHEHEHE!
Michael Jackson's DIY Epcot Center was only one of the many disturbing things found after his death.
Realizing it had made an apocalyptically bad mistake, Jon Gosselin's sperm frantically tries to escape from Kate's fertilized ovum.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
The Special Edition Tommy Girl Scientologhole edition Zhu Zhu hamster with felching ball.
reverse hamster felching never caught on
The economic downturn has hit MGM especially hard, but they are not about to give up on the James Bond franchise just yet.
Tommy Girl practices shooting onto Beckham's balls.
Ever since Obama slashed NASA's budget, the holodeck on the Enterprise has gone downhill.
Sure, it's cute and all. Until you try to take it out of the ball and it poops in your hand.
In the Virtual-Hamster Ball, players get to be Richard Gere's hamster and have to fight to get past Dildoes, Bottles, Fists and other Pissed-Off Hamsters to get out of Gere's "Personal Habitrail".
Warning: Aniston's eggs have taken matters into their own hands and should be considered armed and dangerous
TEXBRO
And just like that, Richard Gere's asshole is vacant once more.
new for this fall, just in time for the release of tron, gamers can now leave their parent's basement by purchasing a bubble! for only $299 they can still game and breathe stale air without having to actually interact with real people while seeing the movie they've been waiting 28 years to see...available only in the skymall catalogue
Having accepted the contract for the hit on Parasite Hilton, this hired gun is taking NO chances.
Ultrasound pic of Octomom and the Unabomber's first child together: The Octo-bomber
"No way I'm going into Parasite Hilton's Vjayjay--and I mean it"
A closer look at the immaculate conception of Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Another Wii-Todd.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Even Lady GaGa's eggs come with a little something extra.
Dorktual Reality
Whitney finally hits rock bottom and sends her doody bubble out on the streets to score her crack.
TEXBRO
Steve Jobs unveils the final patch for the I-Phone 4G.
All fun and games until the protractor in his pocket protector punctured the bubble.........
The guy is wearing tight black jeans and has a molester mustache. Even if he wasn't in the ball with the VR helmet and gun we could still make fun of him.
Everybody run! The douche in the bubble's got a gun!
It worked when a dude in a Darth Vadar suit robbed a bank in Long Island. Boy in the Bubble suit, not so good.
Orlando Bloom tests the prototype of the Bone Cage from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
A STAR EXCLUSIVE: Photos from Andrew Morton's unauthorized autobiography that will DESTROY David Blaine
Even in death, the dude from the movie Sleeping With The Enemy is still after Julie Roberts.
Virtual Homosexuality.
Now we finally know why that World Cup Soccer ball wouldn't fly straight.
Mel Gibson's safeplace is the only place where he wins.