Thursday, July 29th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

This isn't what it looks like! Those ladies are beauticians and they are simply feathering and highlighting Bon Jovi's dick bush - Egotastic!

Gerard Butler named as the spokesman for L’Oreal's new line of topical ointments and roid cream! - Lainey Gossip

Does Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend realize that a hot bitch with a yellow purse is stealing the spotlight from her? - Hollywood Tuna

ANNE RICE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN-AAAAH!!! (Read that in God Warrior voice) - Towleroad

Simon Monjack left Brittany Murphy's estate dry - The Superficial

Blake Lively wearing a dress made out of placemats from the Little House on the Prairie - Popoholic

Kelly Bensimon goes jogging, stays out of traffic (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

JLove's got a new future ex-boyfriend - Celebitchy

Hehe. Steve Carell says "fuck you" to Zach Galifanakaisisiswhatever - OMG Blog

DELICIOUSNESS!!!! And I'm not talking about Orlando Bloom - Popsugar

Leonardo DiCaprio is not going to go in the Jacuzzi with Mel Gibson -ICYDK

ASkars old timey photo shoot that gives me the vapors just a little - Just Jared

JLo can't believe it's all butter - Cityrag

Business Woman out of The Real Broke Housewives of Atlanta - Crunk + Disorderly

Tara Reid better remove her skank lips from Lois Aldrin's man! - Hollywood Rag

The look on the dude's face behind Kate Hudson says it all - I'm Not Obsessed

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AitchCS's picture

I am sick of Blake Lively having to remind us every 5 seconds how fucking hot she is..
Just strip for Penthouse or Playboy already girl!

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Dannii's picture

ugh, that looks wrong, (no) thanks for that pic MK, gonna reach for the brain bleach.

(btw just noticed-is that black haired lady wearing a strap-on?)

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:44pm.

It's a stupid claim anyway -- you don't have to belong to a denomination to count as a Christian. She's a Christian if she believes the basic tenets, not just if she goes to church on Sundays. So this whole stupid announcement is just her trying to get attention.

Say, doesn't she have a book coming out soon? Nothing like a little controversy to drum up sales.

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I'm totally with you dementa! *s*

As a Roman Catholic, I can say I don't agree with many of the tenants and canon of the Church, but that doesn't mean I don't have faith nor does it mean I don't follow the basic tenants of the Church.

I believe in individual rights regardless of differences.
I believe in the right of a woman to choose.
I believe in the right to divorce.
I believe that there is a higher power that loves us and asks us to love each other. And while the church may not approve of certain things, all I expect people to do is to act right and stop being hypocrites (easier said than done- just ask Perez Hilton ~ZING!~ *LOL*)

And yes, I think Ann has a book coming out and she's gone back to the vampire genre so she's gotta get some press. ~yawn~ You don't have to bash a faith to make your point.

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That Ann Rice comment seems awfully small-minded. There are entire Christian denominations that are socially liberal, pro-choice, all that. It sounds like she got mad at someone or some church and then went out and made a shitty comment.

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eeewww. Irina Shayk needs to dry clean that dress every now and again. I don't even want to know what all those milk and greasy spots could possibly be...

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:44pm.

Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:44pm.
Excellent points on that matter.

As for Rice, I guess her religious conversion was as serious as her claims that she was done with the Witch series years and years ago, only to later go back and squish it with the vampire series.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:44pm.
Excellent points on that matter.

As for Rice, I guess her religious conversion was as serious as her claims that she was done with the Witch series years and years ago, only to later go back and squish it with the vampire series.

No matter what gushy claims she made, she obviously didn't take her religious conversion seriously if it didn't last long. It's like these Kabbalah celebs who dabble in it for a couple years then just sorta wander off.

And somehow I don't think it's in the spirit of Christ to be so completely nasty about such a vast number of people because of a few bad apples (like those psychos who picketed Comic-Con). The fact that she is doing that just shows that she was never really devout to start with, and certainly she isn't the sort of person you should be congratulating. Basiclaly, she's a huge bitch - but people on amazon knew that already, if you saw her infamous rant.

And I don't buy her claims that she was having doubts for the past three years. If she had, she wouldn't have published a gushing book about her religious life just TWO years ago. Probably a dumbass said something recently that pissed her off and suddenly she's taking this big stand because of it.

It's a stupid claim anyway -- you don't have to belong to a denomination to count as a Christian. She's a Christian if she believes the basic tenets, not just if she goes to church on Sundays. So this whole stupid announcement is just her trying to get attention.

Say, doesn't she have a book coming out soon? Nothing like a little controversy to drum up sales.

gines's picture

i watched the episode of sex and the city featuring bon jovi yesterday. my god. he is so yuuuummmmyyyyyy ooooofahhh

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Centaurious's picture

I love those skinny bodies that have never joined a gym, don't wanna know what one is, and will look like that for about five more minutes before they all look like their mothers!

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stefystef's picture

I usually have respect for Ann Rice, but she didn't have to condemn Christianity in such a way. If she moved away from a faith and a God who has embraced her, then fine. She is forgiven.

But what I find interesting is that everyone bashes Christianity and says NOTHING about Islam and the laws against homosexuality and the murder of gays and lesbians in Islamic countries. Shi'ia Law is very specific about the "sin" of homosexuality and specific about what happens to those who are found out to be gay. And as the Islamic world grows larger and the religion grows by leaps and bound (fastest growing religion in the world right now), gays won't have just Christians to worry about.

It is easy to bash Christians and Christianity. Especially when no one is buying your books anymore. Rice is going back to vampire writing after seeing the success of Charlaine Harris, JR Ward and other paranormal novelists.
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kittymuffin's picture

Those are some flabby ass chicks in a cheap hotel room he always looked like a monkey to me

DR.FUNK's picture

Van Halen did this better-but that's just splitting hairs.(pun) Why rock stardom is still pursued...

Somewhere, Mel Gibson is looking at this picture of JBJ getting four girls to BLOW HIM and weeping.

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JBJ was never my type of lesbian but good to know he likes his money more than his wife (and doesn't plan to lose any of it to her).

Meanwhile, I loved Anne Rice's porn novels of two decades ago but am having problems with her inability to separate Christianity in general from Roman Catholicism. I suppose she has yet to fully recover herself. My mother left the RC's in 1952 because she disagreed with their stand on birth control and decided she did not want to convert my father in order to placate convention.

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Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 6:07pm.

Nasty Pic, reminds me of clamydia, acid washed side-zipped denim leggings, distressed white denim jeans you put on with pliers, white fringe ankle boots with lace anklets, spiral perms, bad pollywog eyebrows, porno pink frosty lipgloss over really bad peeling lips, sun damaged cleavage, white fringe goatskin jackets, BJ's in the back of Chevy Vans, Love's Baby Soft, Babe and Charlie perfume and Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

90% of the chicks I went to high school with.
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Nasty Pic, reminds me of clamydia, acid washed side-zipped denim leggings, distressed white denim jeans you put on with pliers, white fringe ankle boots with lace anklets, spiral perms, bad pollywog eyebrows, porno pink frosty lipgloss over really bad peeling lips, sun damaged cleavage, white fringe goatskin jackets, BJ's in the back of Chevy Vans, Love's Baby Soft, Babe and Charlie perfume and Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

90% of the chicks I went to high school with.

Very disappointed to hear that from Anne Rice; guess no one has been buying her books in a while. She should know better than to conflate one billion Christians of varying sects into one hateful anti-gay/science/birth control movement. That's like saying all Muslims are terrorists. Both religions have been co-opted by an extremely vocal minority.

And fwiw, I'm an Italian chick from Jersey with a big nose, and I'm DEFINITELY not a fan of JBJ! well looks-wise, I'm a fan...but I don't like his music much.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Yeah SD! Cleopatra.
I loaned The Mummy to my daughter because she started reading all the "new" vampire books. She turned her nose up at it though. Hmph!
She also hates my faves 4 Weddings & a Funeral and Cranford.
And won't look at a Mary Balogh book.

Violet's picture

JBJ always comes across as an arrogant cheeseball, doesnt he have 4 or 5 chirruns? maybe he is a Mel in disguise

snowpiece's picture

LOL @ the Jello pics

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:09pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:06pm.

I'm a Christian and I'm not any of those "anti" that she talks about and neither are the people in my church.
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Maybe you should send the info for your church. Seriously. Cuz I think your experience is not necessarily the norm...and maybe it would give her peace to find an experience that's more like what she's looking for...

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Our senior pastor only had daughters, for one thing. When he reads from the bible he says "he/she" rather than just "he". He in an interracial marriage himself and although he doesn't agree with homosexuality, he doesn't preach against it because as a Christian, he has been taught to love everyone. He also doesn't agree with abortion but he knows it can be necessary and he would never turn his back on someone who has had one. All in all, I'd say Anne Rice needs to broaden her horizons. We are not a small church and have ministries in several states and abroad. Not all Christians are bible-thumping hypocrites. :-)

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That's probably the best thing Anne Rice has written in years. Good for her.

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Only big nosed Italian girls from LI, SI & NJ find this guy hot.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 5:06pm.

I'm a Christian and I'm not any of those "anti" that she talks about and neither are the people in my church.
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Maybe you should send the info for your church. Seriously. Cuz I think your experience is not necessarily the norm...and maybe it would give her peace to find an experience that's more like what she's looking for...

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I'm a Christian and I'm not any of those "anti" that she talks about and neither are the people in my church.

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angel_i's picture

*welcomes Anne Rice back into my ever-lovin' arms*

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

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Spicedong:
yes I always wanted that Mummy book to be a movie just as long as it is not as crappy as that Queen of The Damned movie that did NO justice to such an awesome book
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:49pm.
I remember when Jon Bom Jovi had chest hair...he was so much hotter then. the drummer was hot too.
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Dog's picture

I never thought JBJ was sexy. Aaaaaand I still don't. Which one is Sambora? I can't even tell!

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I've been reading Anne Rice's FB page. Some very interesting comments. Hopefully, this might create some internal discussions and change in an institution that essentially become and institution of organized hate.

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I remember when Jon Bom Jovi had chest hair...he was so much hotter then. the drummer was hot too. Richie always looked like a high-powered Hollywood lesbian to me.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 4:14pm.

Hell it's been about 20 years since I read it but I thought the mummy queen (Nefertiri?) was scary.

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It was Queen Cleopatra who the potion of life turned into a serial nymphomaniac psycho killer. lol

yes I always wanted that Mummy book to be a movie just as long as it is not as crappy as that Queen of The Damned movie that did NO justice to such an awesome book.

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I see that Lainey and I agree on Gerard Butler *barf* there is ZERO hot there. He's fucking disgusting.

Good for Anne Rice! Also, that is the first pic of her I have ever seen - not what I expected.

Blake Liveley's dress is a fucking tragedy.

JLove has a new bf - and a bag big enough to send him packing in when it all falls apart. Which it will.

Zach Galifrakiwhatever is NOT funny and neither are the horrible trailers for this sure-to-be-shitastic movie. Everytime I want to watch something on hulu these days I gotta sit thru a trailer for that shitty diarrhea mess. Feh

“Leo has earned the right to pick and choose who he works with and Mel Gibson is not one of them." Damn straight. I never used to be a fan - especially after the way overrated Titanic - but he has since won me over, specifically with Aviator and Gangs of New York. So good!

Actually, that Askars pic is giving me the Baryshnikov Fevah!!

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d-nice's picture

whoa christian renaldo's piece is the prettiest girl i have seen in a long time.

stunning!

Twat Muffin's picture

Snowpiece -- I got turned on to Steve Carell the same way. I never watched "The Office" in primetime, but only in syndication, and it is hysterical! Turns out Steve is Italian -- I have a fatal attraction to Italians, and I LOVE big noses on cute guys! I think the Dwight Shrute and Creed characters are HIGHsterical!

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JBJ has cankles

As a woman, I have to say that Christiano Rinaldo's girlfriend has the most gorgeous legs I've ever seen. I'm not jealous though. The pimple in the middle of her forehead makes it all better.

Snideychick sez:

I thought "Wow, Tori Spelling finally got that bulgy eye situation in check." Then I started to read and found out it was about Tara Reid!

Damn, Tara's looking the worse for wear.

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Bensimmon is a man.

joanne's picture

Anne Rice writes porn under the name Anne Rampling, they made a movie of Exit to Eden that was way watered down.

snowpiece's picture

Jill-The-Ripper me too! I always wished they would make a movie of it!
I think that and Queen of the Damned were my faves

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Yes I read The Mummy and I loved the mummy, wished he would come and visit me.
Hell it's been about 20 years since I read it but I thought the mummy queen (Nefertiri?) was scary.
And the villanous evil cousin who ended up boiling in a vat of whatever they make mummies out of.
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Kerfuffles's picture

Anne Rice is not a Christian? Her last books beg to differ. Anyway, I love me some (vintage) Anne Rice and since she's down with the gays I'm down with her too. I always wondered what her son had to say from her religious streak.

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Seems to be an unpopular opinion, in just about most circles but I hate Bon Jovi.HATE.

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Twatty: I never liked him that much till I started watching The Office reruns, anyone that funny can def get it, also, he's kinda handsome in a big nose way! LOL

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Twat Muffin's picture

Snowpiece -- I think I love you!!! I don't know what it is about Steve, but he's so damn cute. He's an attainable kind of guy, not a perfectly handsome guy who's always looking at himself in the mirror. What do you think?

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Submitted by Twat Muffin
you are not alone!

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Twat Muffin's picture

I'm probably alone here, but I have the hugest crush on Steve Carell, and hearing him tell Zach Galifianakis to go fuck himself was too damn funny, and kind of hot in a weird way.

I hope Simon Monjack burns in hell, the fucker.

Kate Hudson is a whore.

I'm done, that's all, carry on.

ann little's picture

Salacious no problem. That movie's some sick shit, it's been on my list for a while but Netflix keeps pushing back the mailing date. I'll watch everything once.

There's an even worse movie that I just couldn't get through: A Serbian Film.
This has everything that will make your stomach churn, all for arts sake according to the director (his explanation is BS btw - he was just looking to push torture porn to a new level which he succeeded in but there are some things you just DO NOT film!!)

trailer here (absolutely NSFW!!!)

http://vimeo.com/10725576

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Have any of you ever read "The Mummy"

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