Thursday, July 29th 2010
Can She Take Kara Diogoawayalready With Her?
Ellen Degeneres is following Simon Cowell and his delectable fur titties through the exit door and will not return to American Idol next season. That means Ryan Gaycrest will be the lone beautiful blonde lesbian in the building. Ellen explained it like this on her site:
A couple months ago, I let FOX and the "American Idol" producers know that this didn't feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn't leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on "Idol" and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.
Now if the producers will just lure Paula Abdul back with the promise of installing a Vicodin vending machine in her dressing room. Specifically, an easy to use Vicodin vending machine since Paula can't even use a Pez dispenser without calling the Geek Squad. Actually, fuck American Idol. Fox should just produce a reality show about Paula Abdul trying to figure out how to work a vending machine.
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Could have been conflict of interest. Ellen launched her own record label recently.
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My vote is for:
Bret Michaels: Likeable, been in the biz forever, natural on camera
Whitney Houston: Perfect combo of crazy in the present, but actually one of the most talented signers of all time who could actually bring some good advice to the table.
Randy can stay playing his supporting role as annoying I think his fake street-talk is.
I thought Ellen was just ok as a judge, but wtf does she know about singing or talent? I say bring back Paula & get Bret Michaels on board. Then maybe the show will be good again with better contestants & all.
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I thought Ellen was just ok as a judge, but wtf does she know about singing or talent? I say bring back Paula & get Bret Michaels on board. Then maybe the show will be good again with better contestants & all.
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God-I hope its not JLO-I doubt AI's studio is big enough for her supremely untalented annoying ass and ego but besides that we need entertainment-shes got the personality of warm oatmeal....
At least Ellens gone-I agree with the post below-she makes me wanna punch babies as well.
Get that vicodin vending machine installed stat-Paula youre needed!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I never got why she was hired in the first place. She's super annoying and I hate the stoopid dance she always does. Makes me wanna punch babies. I don't get her popularity and how she bagged a hawtie like Portia. Anywhores, as for AI just shoot it and put it out of its misery already. No Simon and Paula, no show. End of story.
@Aunt Loonie, you're not the only bitch who's seen everything Grey Gardens, there is much more than just the documentary, play and movie.
Ellen wasnt a good fit from the beginning, I think they were just grabbing at straws, I stopped watching since the blonde country singer one, dont even remember her name, and I watched last season a few times only to see my beautiful Adam Lambert.
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LOVE the Grey Gardens reference. I am one of the few bitches who has seen all 3 versions - the documentary, Broadway and the HBO movie!
Ellen is maximum irritating to my psyche and American Idol pushes me over the edge. Good riddance both from my view.
Tmz says she's fired, Jlo is hired.
I met her a coupla times in the 80s...never thought she'd bust out
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
They should also fire who ever hired her
Just take it to the back of the barn & shoot it already, shit jumped the shark eons ago.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 12:01am.
He's photoshopped cum stains on singers. Doesn't that count for something?
/sarcasm
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Simon Cowell bailing has effectively ended the show. Ellen just didn't want to go down with the ship.
I can't stand Ellen. If I was a lesbian, I would denounce it like Ann Rice and Christianity over Ellen DeGeneres.
Jlo, really?
Fuck, if they want pretentious why don't they just ask Gwyneth? I mean she's had her fair share of listening to the likes of her husband's whining and Madonna's warbling all these years she could do AI with her usual cunt face intact.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:16pm.
Pigez is at it again. He's seriously thinking he'll be chosen to replace her.
Why the hell does Perez think he should be a judge? Don't you have to, oh, I don't know, sing or something? Or at the very least lipsynch and dance at the same time?
JeLo would be a perfect judge. Witless, unfunny, untalented and desperate for attention.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:12pm.
Actually, they're bringing Jennifer Lopez on board. She's the perfect swap for Paula. I mean, Paula couldn't sing, Jennifer can't sing. Perfect!
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Submitted by LA on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:43pm.
I'm hearing all over twitter that JLo is about to become a judge on Idol.
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Really? You don't say! Thanks for the update though.
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I guess they were hoping she was gonna add some much needed pizzaz but didnt deliver. None of those judgies, without simon, is really bringing it.
I'm hearing all over twitter that JLo is about to become a judge on Idol.
BITCH GOT FIRED!
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I'd take Ellen staying over Dia-uselesscunt-guadia any day. That being said, I'm glad Ellen left. She jumped off the Titanic in the nick of time.
Actually, they're bringing Jennifer Lopez on board. She's the perfect swap for Paula. I mean, Paula couldn't sing, Jennifer can't sing. Perfect!
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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:02pm.
What happened to Bret Michaels being one of the judges? I think he'd be great. He's very knowledgeable about the music business, he's intelligent, and he's one of the nicest celebrities I've ever met. Team Bret!
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agreed. bret michaels is such a cool dude. i wanna hang out with him, i think he and i would lol all day long.
if they made a rock of love 4 i'd try out. but after he stuck it in lacey, i couldn't venture down to his guitar neck. nnnnope.
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What happened to Bret Michaels being one of the judges? I think he'd be great. He's very knowledgeable about the music business, he's intelligent, and he's one of the nicest celebrities I've ever met. Team Bret!
Thank Dog! Whenever I actually decided to watch that show last year she totally ruined it for me. She is irrelevant, useless and not funny in that capacity. Stick to your own show, they like you there.
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I wish they'd bring in Whitney Houston as judge. I think she'd be crazier than Paula.
NEVER found Ellen, funny entertaining or even relevant , there has got to be some Faustian contract that keeps her in the public eye.
and I agree, this show has lost relevancy it might have had. go out quietly ...
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Now can we get Paula??!!
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Ellen was crap anyway and now they got that other guy back as producer -Nigel whatever-he would have canned her.....
Get Paula back and in the absence of furry tits Simon,get a bitchy ol'queen -Im thinking Elton John and the like or whatabout the Little Britain guy-he would be amazing-who gives a shit if hes from the music business-we need entertainment-the bitchier the better and look Ellen dear-if you go into the entertainment business,you better get ready to have your feelings hurt.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Just cancel it already. The only winner that was any good was Kelly Clarkson anyway.
Haven't watched since season 2; good for her I guess?
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EPIC FAIL!!!!!
I knew she was a bad fit BEFORE she came on the show. She sucked, and the other girl sucked and you know what????
Paula Abdul gets the last laugh. American Idol will last one more season and then over. X Factor is the new flavor coming up. Simon knew the show was done that's why he left.
It's over, Johnny. IT'S OVER!
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:19pm.
I already knew he was a crazy asskisser, but I didn't know he was that delusional.
He's been literally BEGGING to be a judge for ages. He just made a video to convince FOX to hire him.
Delusional is the word.
I don't even know who won last time. Lambert was 2 seasons ago right? (I know he came in 2nd).
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 07/29/2010 - 9:16pm.
I already knew he was a crazy asskisser, but I didn't know he was that delusional.
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Yeah, right you are leaving on your own decision. Bitch was gonna get canned.
Can't stand Ellen since that dog scandal here in LA that put the women that had the no-kill shelter out of business.
She's a fucking fake bitch.
Pigez is at it again. He's seriously thinking he'll be chosen to replace her.
Can someone explain to me why this woman is popular? I have only seen her a few times over the years she has haunted television, but she is BORING beyond belief.
Oh and why did someone as cute as Portia get together with this hag?
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The only way I'll watch this show again is if they have that sexy beast Harry Connick Jr. judge. And I'll watch it on MUTE because all I want to see is the sexy that Harry brings. RAWR.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Wow, that's so not a big loss for the show.
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speaking of music here is a good Mel rant set to music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw5XLhw6Rek
Get rid of this shit show already. As far as the music goes it is completely irrelevant. The only stars it had made are Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwears-Fisher.
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That shit show is DONE. (Praise Jeebus) Stick a fork in it.
American idol sucks now, this past season was so boring. Ellen had no idea what she was talking about, she was funny--that's about it. Get rid of know-it-all Kara and bring back Paula, or else just cancel it already.
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