Friday, July 30th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
You know this was coming. It is my duty to officially pay tribute and bow down to the new Hero of Huntsville, Antoine Dodson! In case you haven't fed your soul with a piece of Antoine, click here to see the message he left on a local news broadcast for the dude who tried to attack his younger sister before he jumped in and saved the night. If Mushu from Mulan could actually scare bitches with his fiery breathe, he would be just like Antoine Dodson.
Below is Antoine's second interview where he gives a complete description of the dumb fuck fool who messed with the wrong one. I could curl up on Antoine's front law and listen to him all day.
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As illiterate as this clan sounds, I give respect to a man who defends his family. Team Antoine!
Well we know ANtoIne's 15 min is well underway cuz he's got a remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEOtOKQY0ds&feature=related
Uh-oh, is it just me, or do I see another Chris Crocker in the making here...
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=015_1242106344
"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
~Lucille Ball~
Antoine is the perfect anecdote to the barrage of Mad Mel tapes that have violated our ears pretty much the entire month of July.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Antoine Dodson!!! Hot slut of summer 2010.
He seems like he's a good brother. I know he was probably high when he did the interview but I bet you he'd be hysterical when he gets drunk.
I hope they find that pervert. At the end it sounds like she says "stay out of my ass sight" XD
You've got to love the south! haha I lived in the south all of my life and I just moved to CO and we don't have many characters like Antoine here. Nevermind, in down town Denver there are some crazy mutants that come out at night.
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
We need to get Antoine out of the projects. He deserves better than this. A bright shining star like him deserves his own show. He's so full of exuberance, he makes the "Struttin That Ass" guy look boring.
Antoine has a facebook page, too! I am in love with this family.
"I could curl up on Antoine's front law and listen to him all day."~~~M.K.
hahahaha..so would I M.K., so would I
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
In honor of Antoine we should all don some black wife beaters and red kerchiefs on our heads.
OMG when he was describing the attacker! LMFAO! "His complexion was coffee and smooth..." That mofo is lucky Antoine scared him off instead of giving him a taste of his own damned medicine.
I feel bad for his sister, though. Describing herself like that. Pobrecita. Have some esteem, mama.
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"Sarah Jessica Parker has the same exact cardigan as my abuelita. BITER!" -- MK
Someone should tell that chick not to be so hard on herself, she's not that ugly.
Antoine I think I love you Xo
I love how they refuse to be victims. Rock on Dodson family!!! This was so fuckin funny too...comedy & heroism all at once!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
Antoine's tone changed when he said the attackers skin had a 'coffee' complexion and it was 'smooth'.
I vote: gay.
"he didnt do it cuz im pretty"
LMFAO! oh im dying right now.
MK ur the BOMB.
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Bitch, pleeez.
Great HSOTD! Anyone who protects his family is a hot slut in my book and then some.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 9:22am.
I want Antoine to be the father of my babies....he likes the vagina, right?
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That wasn't the impression i got, no. Lmao! But good for him for woopin a trick to protect his sister. Gays don't fuck around.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 9:22am.
I want Antoine to be the father of my babies....he likes the vagina, right?
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If I was still fertile, I would totally want him to be my baby daddy. He is noble, has obvious fashion sense, and takes no shit from anybody! Definite pluses in my book.
Things that make you go "Hmmmm." :)
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 10:03am.
Add my vote to that - why can't I know an Antoine like him?
Antoine has made my week. Run and tell that!
I dated a dude named Antoine back in the days. So they are some some straight ones (or at least bi) out there... Not that he was nearly as FOOOIIIINNNNEEEE as this Antoine.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:16am.
This is a GREAT HSOTD. It's more subtle. I would not mind breaking into Antoine's sister's apartment with an ice cold forty of Olde English just to get to know them better.
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TOTES! Can't believe the haters on this thread. Antoine and his fam are teh awesome...
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Antoine in that main pic is all kinds of love and justice.
*submitting vote*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 9:22am.
I want Antoine to be the father of my babies....he likes the vagina, right?
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His MySpace page said he's gay. LOL I googled Aintoine Dodson when I was looking for a link to show my sister and his page came up.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:06am.
I was thinking something along those lines - it almost sounded like he was describing his latest crush who works at the beauty parlor.
"I know it ain't cuz I'm pretty... I know that."
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Alright. I give her credit for being modest and self-aware.
New drinking game: take a drink every time one of these illiterate asses says "My boy".
Subtitles would be helpful for this mess of a clip.
I was in Mobile Alabama in May of this year. It was my first visit to that area. At the airport, I saw a local newspaper that someone read and abandoned. I picked it up and the front page had a story about a woman who was arrested for "Moonshine and Meth". I forget exactly what the headline said but the Moonshine and Meth part stuck with me! I thought, "hey, this is my kind of town"! No, I really thought, "hang onto your purse kids, it may be a bumpy ride down here". Driving from Mobile to Gulf Shores, there were several billboards and signs urging people to report local meth dealers with an 800 number to the DEA and/or the FBI. Apparently, meth is a problem in that area. Antoine has confirmed that.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
I want Antoine to be the father of my babies....he likes the vagina, right?
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
I already knew they were unemployable ignoramuses but to think that being raped has anything to do with whether one is 'pretty' or not just about cements it. Your doofus tax dollars in action.
Awww... Antoine's awesome, that was some scary shit for his sister! I'm sure it's been said on the other thread, but Chris Rock needs to play Antoine in the movie about this family.
I'm using this one on my teenagers today:
Yo best bet ista keep outta MAH EYESIGHT!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Seems like the sister was coming up with the gold in this interview- "I got yo SCENT!"
At least her brother was there to protect her
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@Submitted by London Bridge on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:23am.
Are there any masculine men named Antoine?? I've known several and they are all flamers.
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Every Antoine I know is gay too. LMAO.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
Sorry- here's his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kadkrazy8
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Hi smyspace page (ofcourse) is full of all his sessy mens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY9vEwtzbOg and it appears he likes "white meat"...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
"You are Dumb!"
-Antoine Dodson
Antoine is THE brother to have. All rapists BEWARE.
Submitted by CindyC on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:29am.
And the parodies begin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY9vEwtzbOg
0.38 - First of all - the whole congregation seent choo! HAHAHAHA
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You are Dumb!"
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
The girl says "it's NOT cause I'm pretty, I know that".
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Are there any masculine men named Antoine?? I've known several and they are all flamers.
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Maybe she's pretty for lincoln heights.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
This is a GREAT HSOTD. It's more subtle. I would not mind breaking into Antoine's sister's apartment with an ice cold forty of Olde English just to get to know them better.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:13am.
Submitted by will.i.am on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:39am.
I KNOW IT CAUSE I'M PRETTY, I KNOW THAT!
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Just cuz I thought that was funny too...she said : I know it AIN'T cuz I'm pretty. LOL! Poor thang!
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Awww. bless her heart. At least she has a brother who is looking out for her.
Has anyone mentioned the investigator is kind of hot? He should be investigating with his shirt off. Better off, is his underwear, and really get in there and investigate the shit out of that place. I could watch him investigate all day.
Submitted by will.i.am on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:39am.
I KNOW IT CAUSE I'M PRETTY, I KNOW THAT!
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Just cuz I thought that was funny too...she said : I know it AIN'T cuz I'm pretty. LOL! Poor thang!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I love how his description of the intruder sounds like he was mad he wasn't in his bed...
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Is the woman with the blue hair their mom?
Kelly is lucky to have a brother such as Antoine. I guess in this case, it's ok to have a homeless brother crash on your couch, lol!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Berra →←
I may live in Birmingham, but sometimes I'm glad I grew up in Mississippi.
I got your scent! LMFAO
RUN AND TELL DAT HOME BOY!
Hilarious. Will never get old.
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"This is why we can't have nice things"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Its good to see El DeBarge again.