The Return Of The Original Mess Continues In St. Tropez
Since Lindsay Lohan is unable to fully represent us drunk slutty wrecks out there, Tara Reid has come out of retirement in a big way to take her place. And to show us all that when LiLo was making movies with talking cars and shit, she was the one who was flashing her drunk chocha to the paps and passing out in bushes like it's an Olympic sport.
Here's Tara partying on a yacht in St. Tropez with Dennis Rodman and her on-and-off-again piece Michael Assman. It's like you're looking into a crystal ball and seeing your weekend. But except for sitting on the lap of a glittermeister on a yacht in France, you'll be sipping Boones Farms from a paper bag while sitting on a parking block in front of an IHOP somewhere. It's practically the same thing.
And you know Tara is all sorts of tanked if Michael Assman is actually grabbing onto her titty to keep her from eating floor. Michael must be used to it. He just pretends like he's holding onto ASKars' ass cheek instead. You can see it in his eyes.
• 
I think he keeps her supplied! looks like he gets alot of enjoyment out all this!
St. Tropez has jumped the shark, too.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Where does this drunk get her money to live on?
10 years ago, I knew, but what about now.
_________________________________
"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Hohan goes to jail for a few days and hometrick thinks this is her time to skank it up again!
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 3:16pm.
I get the sense that Tara is a lets-get-wasted-and-take-out-tops-off-vomit-dance-around-naked-pass-out-into-a-bush kind of drunk, not the Lindsay I'm-a-huge-bitch-that-will-shank-you-because-of-my-abusive-parents kind of drunk.
You know, someone you can have a beer with.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
LMAO!!! GENIUS
********************************
LOL! Trudat.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Tara Reid again? AND Dennis Rodman??? WTF, late 90's/early 00's gossip version of Groundhog Day happening?
ETA: & for a sec there I thought that the Assman was Christian Slater & didn't bat a brain cell cuz she was Slater's ho piece for a spell back in the day. Oh well, good gossip flashbacks/g'night
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahhhh, it's my favorite couple! I'm usually jealous of Rojo and Cynthia, but these two are quickly replacing them.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=015_1242106344
"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
~Lucille Ball~
God, it is so sad. She is such a drunk.
I know the least of her problems is her hair, but god she wouldn't look so burnt out and wasted if she would quit bleaching her hair and cut it.
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
I don't think Tara's been sober since 9th Grade...wait did she even go to high school?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Oh gawd these pictures are hilarious and remind me of past and upcoming weekends (except for the boob grabbing by some dumb bloke; rather fall lol). The funniest part is that Tara then walks off w/ the dude. We all know what probs follows. *vomits*
_____________________________________________
"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 3:16pm.
I get the sense that Tara is a lets-get-wasted-and-take-out-tops-off-vomit-dance-around-naked-pass-out-into-a-bush kind of drunk, not the Lindsay I'm-a-huge-bitch-that-will-shank-you-because-of-my-abusive-parents kind of drunk.
You know, someone you can have a beer with.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
LMAO!!! GENIUS
------------------------------------------
POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
She looks awful! She in dire need of soap and a hamburger!
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
Snideychick sez:
Sad.
That is all.
Looks like rehab worked wonders for her and Rodman.
I guess you are on to something here. I am 50, and my member is the only thing that does look the same.
***
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:45am.
I am so fucking glad that my tits are natural. They may be slightly small, but when I'm 50 years old they'll still look the same...
Looks like an intro to the closer just before they wipe to the cops looking at the body.
I get the sense that Tara is a lets-get-wasted-and-take-out-tops-off-vomit-dance-around-naked-pass-out-into-a-bush kind of drunk, not the Lindsay I'm-a-huge-bitch-that-will-shank-you-because-of-my-abusive-parents kind of drunk.
You know, someone you can have a beer with.
Tara Reid, attention whore extraordinare, may die before LiLo, and that would be a shame.
TR is proof that cosmetic surgery is not a science but an art.
Then again, she is a vapid soul. That goodness Kyle Boller listened to the Ravens' staff and dropped her years ago.
I don't really know her that well, except that she was made famous by her really bad boob job. Was she really ever as bad as Lohan??
I did think she was kinda funny on Scrubs, though.
_______________________________________________
kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
ugh.. THIS trick should be doing porn with Brian Pumper , not Laurence Fishburne's daughter...
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 1:03pm.
LMAO@Rodman's reactions, like Tara reeks to high heaven=))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As well as Tara tweeks to high heaven. :%0
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Is that dude showing some creepy old man her vagina in the second thumbnail? What a bunch of sleazes. And she is so stupid and drunk to let them take advantage of her like that, ugh. You just feel sorry for her.
I could be wrong, but I get the impression this guy is only with her so he can get his picture taken by the paps.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Rodman should go to the set of Madonna's movie and try to talk to her. I'll bet that bitch will throw herself in the ocean before she acknowledges him. I'm sure he's one chapter of her life that she regrets.
Awwww... the gay and the drunk have a new contract. And we get drunk-girl beef curtains!
Lordy. Her body is messed up, but I really can't believe how much different her face looks. Is it just haggard from the lifestyle or did she do something to it?
SCREAMS!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT DENNIS RODMAN'S FACE!! LOOK AT HIS SKIN!!!
SCREAMS!!!!!!!!
*runs out of the room and hides under bed*
LMAO@Rodman's reactions, like Tara reeks to high heaven=))
~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
I'm trying to think of something less appealing than the idea of "partying on a yacht...with Dennis Rodman."
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 12:35pm.
Why is she wearing a WATCH? Why not carry a slide rule while you're at it, you useless drunk?
**************************************
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
wow this Assman guy must be really low-budget if Tara Reid is all he can afford...she is not young, pretty or fashionable anymore. Afte all her botched surgeries she is some sort of Frankenwhore.
-------------------------------------------------
"A man has so much more to offer...you know what I mean?" - Blanche Devereaux
·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><((((º> .·´¯`·..·><((((º>
·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><((((º> .·´¯`·..·><((((º>
I wouldve given away all of my Y2K food stores to hit that back in the day..
Or make a 19th century diorama recreating the battle of Little Big Horn using her lumpy stomach in the mid-2000's.
Serious Amtrack situation right there.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian
What in the FUCK, is that Dennis Rodman?! Shiiiiiit, it's like his skin is made of grit or something! And those nails... has he been fingering Wonky's snatch?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
she ain't doing nothing wrong if she wants to party and get her grove on. enjoy your hundred thousand or two hundred thousand dollar a year earnings and let the jackasses purchase your drinks and maybe put you up for a couple of nights. she dont have a husband or kids so what's the harm, except to herself. now if she wakes up and her hand is shaking so bad she cant put on her mascara, that is a different story. until then rock on until you settle down.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Why is she wearing a WATCH? Why not carry a slide rule while you're at it, you useless drunk?
Love how these skanks always blame the media and the public for their problems but yet you can't pull these cunts out of the club or away from the drugs and alcohol.
Wow! Is the man she was going to wed taking off her undies in front of everyone? She is obviously intoxicated and out of control and he's just handing her around. I feel sad for her, it's obvious she has no respect for herself.
What an ugly bunch of people, seriously. Tara is fresh faced as always, and her dude is gonna be completely bald in about 5 years.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
Poor wasted creature. I get the feeling she's passed around as a joke for rich people who like laughing at outcasts like her and Dennis Rodman crawling on their bloated bellies to still belong. She's not invited to the party so much as she is the party.
Tara is a fucking MESS!
And Rodman, I see Celebrity Rehab worked! /sarcasm
Ten years from now (if she lives that long) she'll still be a dumb drunk party girl, thinking she's still young. Dumbass.
I like the girl. She has a good time and doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, she looks like a leather handbag...but hell, so do I lol. Bless her drunken little heart <3
________________________________________________
I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live - Bettie Page
Thumb #1 - if I am seeing clearly....she is sans panties yeah? That's here fucking twat lips right?
*shakes head*
O look! I see Taylor Momsen is finally spending some time with her Daddy! How nice!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
in thumbnail 1: what the fuck happened to her black underwear that she was wearing in the other shots? his pants are going to have a big wet spot now.
in thumbnail 2: forget about those two idiots and check out the dapper gigalo on the right. i'd hit it
in thumbnail 3: who the fuck is the guy trying to steal their glory with the afro
These pictures reek of vodka, sweaty BO, coke breath, and vomit.
In the 5th thumbnail, it looks like Dennis Rodman is saying, I can't keep up with this crazy bitch.
OMG.. you are right.. it looks like he is showing the other guy her goods..
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Atlgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:51am.
She had underwear on in the 5th pic but not in the 1st. Did she take them off? And the poor thing is skinny fat.. her legs are gross..
*************************************
The fifth pic was taken before the second thumb. Looks like Assman is removing them for the viewing pleasure of his boyfriend next to him. Again, YUCK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She looks to be made of a slightly cheaper, more badly worn version of the leather used to make my catchers' mitt -- itself of middling Walmart quality and cracked and dried from long hours left in the backyard sun over the years. (Though in its defense it serves some purpose, and could probably score higher on the GRE than Tara Reid)
/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\
Google me, tramp.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Kai-Lu/1822227818
Seriously thumbnail 2 needs to be the Caption This for the day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Do you have any idea how many $5 handjobs you gotta give to afford a trip to St. Tropez? *********************************************************************************** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRY2hio9V2g