Friday, July 30th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Lady CaCa On Vanity Fair
If anime versions of the gypsy king from Thinner and Ratpunzel consummated their newfound love behind a tree in Woodstock, their broken condom baby might look like Lady CaCa on the cover of September's Vanity Fair. All the copies of Photoshop used for this cover can join hands and take their bows, because they've done it again.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 9:36am.
the pic on the left was before she became famous, so she must have had work done then, but her nose is still a big fucking penis.
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LOL! Yeah - I always feel sorry for girls like that who can't beg people to believe they got they nose "fixed" already;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
i like the cover, pity she doesnt look like that*
(*considering how liberally photoshop is used its hard to say which, if any celeb, looks like their magazine cover shot anymore.)
Now that I am aware of Alison Goldfrapp and Roisin Murphy--Gaga doesn't seem so original any more!
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
I like the nail polish! :)
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 9:09am.
Lady Gaga on GoodPlasticSurgery.com
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/01/22/yay-we-dont-have-to-look-at...
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
the pic on the left was before she became famous, so she must have had work done then, but her nose is still a big fucking penis.
horrible cover/picture
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Lady Gaga on GoodPlasticSurgery.com
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/01/22/yay-we-dont-have-to-look-at...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I hope Gaga is looking into a lawsuit because the above photo is NOT an improvement!
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That's like....Lourdes, Madonna, Lilo, and Donatella all rolled into one.
In other words, I'll read it at the library.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
you know posh is just gonna die when she sees this bitch on the cover and anna wintour won't put her on.
the only reason this cuntrag is on the cover is because she'll wear any/all of the ridiculous design shit for attention
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
She kind of looks like a forest nymph or something, great idea...but not such a good subject.
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
At first I thought this was Sienna Miller dressed like Gaga. I'm not a huge fan but I gotta admit i do hum along to her songs when I hear them on the radio. I could do without the "performance fart" shtick. Why can't artists just let the music speak for its self instead of all these media stunts? I blame madonna for starting all this shit.
People actually read Vanity Fair?
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha...that doesn't even remotely look like the uber-fug caca. is that photoshop or simply someone else entirely??
nothing can piss off the old Madonna like a new one getting all the media attention
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 12:54pm.
They are seriously asking me "should you worry?" ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY? Lady fucking GAGA? Fuck you in the face, Vanity Fair. I'm worried about the loads of oil in the goddamn ocean, the existence of Sarah Palin, the fucking dying soldiers, my student loans and finding a goddamn job, not some worthless cunt wannabe Madonna wearing underwear to a baseball game and singing about her balls.
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I concur. I am so tired of these mags. constantly putting these celebs on covers while asking us to question their fucking relevance and existence within the pop culture landscape. Then they wonder why no one is buying their publication. I come on here to rag on these insignificant sluts, who in the bigger spectrum of things don't matter. Yet, they make more money then I will ever get to see in my life time, travel and see the world that they could care less about. Life is unfair, as we all know, so people like us must take a stand against public puppets like LadyCACA, and not buy into the crap they are selling, don't waste your hard earn cash on this cow..move on people, move on...
Caca is the last hope for the record industry to make money of consumers. That's why she's everywhere and she keeps getting these magazine covers. The record company are investing millions in advertising her and there is nothing about her looks, music or public image that isn't calculated. Her team was smart enough to sell her to different market niches first and that's how she broke through to mainstream music. Very few people in the media dare to criticize her because they know the corporate monster that watching over her. Then again, I'm not saying anything that people don't know already.
I hate how Perez loves to take credit for discovering her.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
at this point her showing up to a show in Seven jeans and a tank top from the Gap with some converse/flip flops would be her biggest "shock" of all. Oh and no weave just a shoulder length haircut and minimal make-up. Bitch should promote that as her 'performance art'.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She looks good with grandma hair at least. *shrugs*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
She looks different in magazines because of photoshop.
Go look at her candids and you'll see she's very much still the same homely turd she's always been. No surgery, nose is still the same.
Not this fucking troll again
Submitted by Supertramp on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 5:28pm.
The world has had their fill of processed cheez whiz "music" spitted out by corporate puppets.
I'd like to see true talent & originality make a come back.
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But it won't because there are too many bitches saying "I kinda like her music" or "it's catchy", So they'll continue to pump the world full of idiocy consisting of lip syncers, auto tuners, and walking talking gimmicks like this fucker who thinks it's important to wear trash bags and full sized rotary dial telephones on her fucking head, you know, because that's important for the music and shit...
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"It`s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." - Lindsay Lohan
Stefani Germanotta's shtick is wearing thin. People are moving on.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
The world has had their fill of processed cheez whiz "music" spitted out by corporate puppets.
I'd like to see true talent & originality make a come back.
What copying Madonna wasn't enough for this derivative brat, now she has to copy Kelly Osborne's hair color?
Can't this "monster" do anything original?
she's coming to Phx tomorrow night...i so can't wait! the sb 1070 protesters are trying to get her to cancel her show...bitch better not
My fist thought was, "Wow, they did another photoshop job on Vadge to make her look younger."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Snideychick sez:
Only Photoshop? Looks more like DNA mixing.
I see a Madonna/Sharon Stone/CaCa hybridizing experiment going very, very wrong.
Don't hate me, I think her music is catchy. She's a total weirdo though. She doesn't look as hideous here so yes, she's def. had work done. I agree with the comments on her changing looks. On a positive not, she has really nice skin. ( I know, random)
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
They should have fixed those jacked up teeth and got a better wig while they were at it. She is a bore anyhoo.
the gypsy king from Thinner...bwahaha.
i love mk.
"I'm not crazy - I just don't give a fuck!"
Hey, they made her sort of pretty.... no. nevermind. STILL AN UGLY FUGGER MOTHER!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Her nose is still large, but definitely refined, which is the right way to do it as oppose to taking a gamble like Ashlee Simpson. I definitely thought that mask period was fishy, the moment I saw Bad Romance it confirmed my suspicions. I have to say though, the result wasn't all too bad, it's a far cry from Heidi that's for sure.
I'm glad that she's stopped with the fake tan, but I miss her curvy figure.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
LG is just another flavor to be shoved down our throats, like Bieber and the Disney Darlings. Think of it as a production line. With each succession, the product gets raunchier/dumber/more agenda driven.
I think there needs to be legislation banning anyone 13 and under from listening to or purchasing any music of any kind. I blame the kids (get off my lawn!) for this. There would be no Gaga or Justin Bieber without silly ass little girls.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
What the fuck is with the headline & sub-headline for the Gaga cover story? It sounds dumb as hell.
If she kept the ugly that would work against her as well. I still think she's a big on the fug side. Anyhoo a bitch can't win for losing in this world.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
Please, not on Kate Bush's birthday, Michael K.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 1:53pm.
UBF..whaaaa was it? It was deleted by the time I got over there!!!
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Sorry NW, I'm not sure why the link was dead.
Here it is again...
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q37/heatherton/ladygagaplanethiltron4...
XX, Gay
The only thing I have to say about originality is "I'd like to see you try it". We're at the end of an era. Real for true originality is not going to come until after the apocalypse.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
GaGa is an inspiration to ugly people everywhere.
Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 1:57pm.
Gracias.
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"It`s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." - Lindsay Lohan
*gives FilthyBitch a standing ovation*
Nice wig.
Here's why I hated this bitch from the get-go. She campaigns on the platform of originality, and the whole being a rebel, don't conform, think outside the box bullshit - yet she ran and got that nose job and dyed her hair as fast as she could to not only "fit in" the industry and with those non-original people, but she spends her life channeling Roisin Murphy, Madonna, and Grace Jones.
She stole a song from Ace of Base - bitch can't even deny it.
http://tinyurl.com/yg8ktua
It's the same gottdamn song.
And while she *can* sing, her voice is no better than a carnival cruise ship lido deck after-dinner singer.
She was picked up by a record company looking like Amy Winehouse, and spat out to the general public looking like a hermaphrodite version of Madonna to make those $$ - and every time someone confesses their love for her, I can only think what a fucking sucker their ass is.
/end rant.
*curtsy*
Edit because that record company is keeping a tight eye on those $$ - they blocked the video on that site.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crYDOdZ2LC4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A
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"It`s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." - Lindsay Lohan
UBF..whaaaa was it? It was deleted by the time I got over there!!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
_This is Dlisted. "Bitch" is a term of endearment.
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Then ok bitch ;)
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"I guess i can go anywhere, if i only knew where to go"- Layne Staley
She used to be hevy set. Not fat but at least an 8, maybe a fuller 6. Then one day she comes back into the spotlight and she's skinny as fuck and the massive bump in her nose is gone. Suddenly she's wearing bras and knickers and nothing on her face (which was weird because she always covered her face with something). Something happened between then and now because she was like a completely different person.
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Oh! now i get it, you're right i remember when she was just starting and she was king of plump but then when she released her bad romance song she was veeerryyy skinny and her face looked really weird... now i can see it thnx! :D
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That's RIGHT! Her face was covered for months but all in the name of "fashion" ha. I do admire her savvy - I have to admit. She's playing the general public like a fiddle and that gives me tingles ...and if she's doing it cuz she really has something to say and she's smart enuff to just keep playing the game until they let her say it then that would be great. Alas, there have been way too many Madonna's in my life already and I am extremely skeptical - ESPECIALLY cuz she didn't fight for her ugly....cuz, you know what? I kinda miss ugly middle-aged people in the industry - they made some really interesting music. And we'll never get them back unless someone fights for it.
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You know... i don't like that she imitates madonna and then makes it look like it was her idea and that she's original when she's not she's like a walking rip off or something similar... nothing that cames from her is original not even her nose... xDDD
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"I guess i can go anywhere, if i only knew where to go"- Layne Staley
Submitted by Gay Carrington on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 1:41pm.
I prefer this one...
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q37/heatherton/ladygagaplanethiltron4...
XX, Gay
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Bwaahahahhahahhahahahh!!!!!
Are you fucking serious? is this for real????
*dies*
They should stop with these fucking annoying photoshoots where all celebrities are always portrayed as someone else. Everybody as Marilyn. Everybody as Madonna. Everybody as the person right next to you. Boring.