Friday, July 30th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By A Dancing Swedish Cop
The next time a polis officer tries to arrest your ass in Sweden (which probably happens to you all the time), show him this video on your iPhone and tell him that you're not going anywhere with him until he shakes his lingonberries to The Knife. Fuck a badge. As this video clearly shows, a true Swedish cop identifies himself by rocking his head like a rooster trying to get water out of his ear. Don't accept nothing less than this!
Spoiler alert that might deflate your boner a little: Apparently, this part of some performance art piece and the hot bitch above isn't a real cop. Just pretend you never read that, so you can still get a cop in Sweden to bust out the moves for you. It might work.
via Videogum
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Leroy was great!
Thanks.
"The next time a polis officer tries to arrest your ass in Sweden (which probably happens to you all the time)"
:)
Ahum...it's been known to happen...
Btw did you know that Leroy /stomp with Leroy (how to dance at rave) is swedish, haven't seen him? You have to!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrctMvIWpG0&feature=PlayList&p=E3E633D3E1...
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBBCdqpe8U
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Achally - skip ahead to enjoy that one. You gotta be in a "Snow" kinda mood otherwise;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 1:23am.
because I love you..specially Angel I...hottttttt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs
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LOL! Thanks! I listen to this album all the time!
This one's my fave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGYfdyYylE
:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Cool waves, bb.
Poor fishy. I HATE that! GET OUT!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
because I love you..specially Angel I...hottttttt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 1:06am.
Hey, Centy! Ya, I remember the part of the movie where Herzog is talking to a member of Treadwell's family/close friend and gave her the tape and said something like, "you should destroy this and never listen to it". That was tragic. Hope you're doing good.
people staying too late at my house. Must sleep. Fuckers won't leave. Bored and trying to entertain myself on my computer to hint they should leave. Assholes bickering over Lewinsky/clinton of all things.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
annoyed!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:56am.
I'm not even gonna try to work it in into a conversation somehow, but there was some discussion yesterday about Grizzly Man. For the doc lovers, if you haven't seen Stacey Peralta's Riding Giants (not those giants, pervs), you really should. It's a three chapter story about the history of big wave riding....insane shot around the 0:38 mark.....
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Hey, Beaks.
Didn't watch your clip, sleeping humans here, but I will say that I knew about Timothy Treadwell for awhile and was disturbed by his activities.
Warner Herzog gave an interview to the NY'er about 7 years ago before the film came out in which he said that he had heard the audio from the cameras which recorded the killings.
He said it haunted his nightmares. He said that he listened because he might have included it in the film. He said that once he had heard it, there was no way it would make the film. He said, and I hope I am quoting right, perhaps paraphrasing, "No one needs to hear that. I wish I had never heard it."
I think about Tim Treadwell from time to time, I never forget. Unfortunately, I have a very good memory for the good and for the bad, and that quote always stayed with me.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
I'm not even gonna try to work it in into a conversation somehow, but there was some discussion yesterday about Grizzly Man. For the doc lovers, if you haven't seen Stacey Peralta's Riding Giants (not those giants, pervs), you really should. It's a three chapter story about the history of big wave riding....insane shot around the 0:38 mark.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF5tWOcc6Is
*wipes sweat off LD's brow*
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:37am.
** growing out extra body stubble on pale, albino, skin just to piss everyone off, oh and I'm letting my gray streak get it's freak on in my (dyed) black roots (from my hair)... Why do I feel like listening to crappy 1996 music like I am back in the dorms ??
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Go for it Koko - flip everyone off and give the "Billy Idol Sneer" (I always thought that sneer was the SESSIEST rebel look ever!)
Have a great night dlisted hos! The thing I love about dlisted is that I'll still be laughing about your comments and observations tomorrow.
Y'all are on fire tonight.
Gotta go...must brush my teeth..got bait on my breath!
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
** growing out extra body stubble on pale, albino, skin just to piss everyone off, oh and I'm letting my gray streak get it's freak on in my (dyed) black roots (from my hair)... Why do I feel like listening to crappy 1996 music like I am back in the dorms ??
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by LawDog on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:31am.
I guess I will get the wrath of some chinese girl after I sign off, or cairo cunt will attack me again.
*wonders if Al Queda likes El Quesadilla*
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Holy Shit LD, you're too funny. I love your late-night streams-of-consciousness.
I will be leaving again. Thank you for your time.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I would like to be called ignorant by people from many lands because I am a world travelour.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
reminiscent of techno viking--they were probably shooting for that.
I guess I will get the wrath of some chinese girl after I sign off, or cairo cunt will attack me again.
*wonders if Al Queda likes El Quesadilla*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:22am.
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Centy - I'm no snob but I don't want to see anyone over the age of 30 in a banana-hammock or thong no matter what their nationality. I don't have a problem with exposing the human form (or whatever those pervert French call it nowadays, hee hee), all I ask is for a little decorum and recognition that there are times in life when it's better to cover up and leave more to the imagination. I'm no puritan - hell, rip off the banana-hammock and go for the hot monkey-sex - just please don't do it in front of me as I may have just have eaten a hamburger for lunch.
I might add that bleaching the chocolate starfish isn't a bad way to go either
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
or is that their position in relation to ecaudor?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I think it is because of the prime meridian or their relation to the equator
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Chinese girls (-) slits go like that instead of (l) that way
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by LawDog on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:22am.
I will also be presenting my thesis at the United Nations in order to assist in the middle east peace process. YOUR WELCOME
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When will your presentation be? I'm due a trip to NY!
One of my favorite subjects.
Crucial, my dear Watson, absolutely crucial....
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
I founded beaver medical clinic.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 12:12am.
The girl today who worked on me, we talked a little. I still subscribe to NY Mag, and they always have ads in the back saying they can give you "vaginal rejuvination, the perfect vagina!"
I was like, well, do they they all look the same. She said, Nope, they all look different, Hispanic girls have this, Black girls have this, White girls have this, but all different. You are fine, we are all fine, there is no "ideal." I've been doing this for 10 years. Ocassionally there will be a very big labia, outer or inner, in which I can see that maybe some work might make the woman feel more comfortable, but I've seen that maybe 2x in 10 years and I work 6 days a week
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Ahahahahahaha, you know what I find so funny about this Centy? Men don't notice ANY of these differences, which we beat ourselves up for. You know what goes through a man's mind when he sees a vagina:
1. Is it there?
2. Is it wet?
3. Can I leave quickly when I'm done?
They don't care about labia appearance, as long as it's not a peen in disguise they're all over it.
Also, I got a brazilian....but it is my opinion that mexicans work harder
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:57pm.
The author said the guests were mainly Europeans and Canadians, which doesn't suprise me, since imo E and C's have a healthy sexuality whereas Americans have a puritanical, guiltridden view of sex.
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LOLOLOL - I've been on vacation outside of the US many, many times and have seen the European idea of "healthy sexuality" on several Caribbean beaches. And you know what it includes? Horribly overweight individuals stuffed into too-tight thong bottoms (if they wear a bottom at all) with nothing on top to keep their pendulous banana tits blowing in every direction from the ocean breeze in check (and this is the men as well as the women). I'm all for "healthy sexuality" if the individual in question looks healthy sexually. The rest of the world mocks the obnoxious "ugly American" stereotype - bitch please, take a look in the mirror before you hit the beach.
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LOL...do you really think this is bad?!
I totally admit, that when I was in Europe 15 years ago, I was horrified, but I've come to appreciate people of all ages, lettin' it all hang out.
Again is a natural part of life, and the fact the 40 year old women are forced into Lands End skirted suits in the US for "modesty" sake speaks to our puritan background.
Don't get me wrong, I don't find these elderly European displays attractive BUT I RESPECT THEM, and I do wear modest bathing suits in the States.
I'm not a nudist, either, and will not be visiting that resort! I respect nudism, though. I actually dated a nudist 12 years ago, who, whilst I never joined him in his "pursuits" was one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
I respect local customs. Which is why I would not wear a bikini here at home. I could probably get away with it, but I'm not up for the ugly comments.
Btw, forgive me if I misspeak on some of my posts. I mean, I don't think before making my posts, but I am always honest. Sometimes I am drunk, though!
Not tonight. I have to go to the tailor tomorrow. Must be slim.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
I will also be presenting my thesis at the United Nations in order to assist in the middle east peace process. YOUR WELCOME
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
My favorite subject...clean beavery. Thank you for remembering Rasc.
I think we all are well aware of my published thesis in the New England Medical Journal entitled Don't Leave it to Beaver
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Koko is a sasquatch
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:41pm.
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my leg stubble, pubes etc...are always super dark so that's why I get the "disapproving" comments from all the ladies...I can see there comments forming , like "why do you have such pale skin but such dark hair"...ehhh I'm a black Irish Finn so whatever.
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That's a bunch of fucking bullshit, so ignore.
What kind of place are you going to for waxing?
Some places charge a straight fee for bikini waxing, and that is when the women get bitchy (fuck them!) for having to work on a really dark-haired girl who might have a little more that will take more time.
Go to a quality salon. I know it's a little more money, but it's worth it.
The girl today who worked on me, we talked a little. I still subscribe to NY Mag, and they always have ads in the back saying they can give you "vaginal rejuvination, the perfect vagina!"
I was like, well, do they they all look the same. She said, Nope, they all look different, Hispanic girls have this, Black girls have this, White girls have this, but all different. You are fine, we are all fine, there is no "ideal." I've been doing this for 10 years. Ocassionally there will be a very big labia, outer or inner, in which I can see that maybe some work might make the woman feel more comfortable, but I've seen that maybe 2x in 10 years and I work 6 days a week.
She also said that many of her clients are very hairy, some down to almost no hair at all, but that is the way it is, and she takes pride in her work. All women are different.
She said she had one 300 lb woman come in every 3 mos. for a Brazilian, a biker, and she and her man were making out in the parking lot the second she got out.
She said that amount and coarseness of hair was genetic, and that she herself was Hispanic, had pubic hair that would grow a bit down her thigh and that her boyfriend ocassionally told her to trim.
She waxes his balls, though, so I thought it was ok that he could say that! :)
She was like, it's all genetics, you are very lucky.
So, I won the bush lottery but lost the brain lottery, but I think you know what I am saying!
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:59pm.
catholicschoolgirl
got that beach shit dead on
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Kitty - you've seen it to? Scary (and hypocritical) ain't it?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:41pm.
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my leg stubble, pubes etc...are always super dark so that's why I get the "disapproving" comments from all the ladies...I can see there comments forming , like "why do you have such pale skin but such dark hair"...ehhh I'm a black Irish Finn so whatever.
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Koko - find a salon that caters to Eastern-European clients - they understand the pale skin/dark hair combo. FOK anyone who's going to insult you when you're paying them for a service - bitches will miss your GREEN dollars when they go to another salon.
catholicschoolgirl
got that beach shit dead on
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:41pm.
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my leg stubble, pubes etc...are always super dark so that's why I get the "disapproving" comments from all the ladies...I can see there comments forming , like "why do you have such pale skin but such dark hair"...ehhh I'm a black Irish Finn so whatever.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
The author said the guests were mainly Europeans and Canadians, which doesn't suprise me, since imo E and C's have a healthy sexuality whereas Americans have a puritanical, guiltridden view of sex.
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LOLOLOL - I've been on vacation outside of the US many, many times and have seen the European idea of "healthy sexuality" on several Caribbean beaches. And you know what it includes? Horribly overweight individuals stuffed into too-tight thong bottoms (if they wear a bottom at all) with nothing on top to keep their pendulous banana tits blowing in every direction from the ocean breeze in check (and this is the men as well as the women). I'm all for "healthy sexuality" if the individual in question looks healthy sexually. The rest of the world mocks the obnoxious "ugly American" stereotype - bitch please, take a look in the mirror before you hit the beach.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:34pm.
angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 10:45pm.
LAA! LAA! LA LAA!
OUR HEARTS IN STAR COMMAND!
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HA! God Bless the Maple Leaf.
:)
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Wassamatter? You don't like the first part?;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
LOL!@Centy: yeah, I played volleyball at a nudist camp once - NEVER AGAIN! LOL! Running and nudity? No. LOL!
A good many swingers clubs are couples only achally - it helps avoid weird vibes. So yeah Single Women Welcome sounds a little threatening but they're already taking a huge vibe risk with that - single men just puts it right over the top;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:28pm.
@ centy
first I never get sun exposure so I am super pale, my hair is naturally brownish but I recently dyed it black (like a super goth high school chick unfortunatly, even though I am way too old for that) and I HATE even going to the salons to get my eyebrows waxed...all the ladies are like "WHY SO DARK !" in an angry tone...can't even imagine what they'd say about my cooch.
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Here is my advice, for what it's worth: Betty your cooch black, and get it waxed with the landing strip. If you're really hairy below the top, shave, just to see if you like the look.
If you do, Brazilian with the landing strip. It takes A LONG TIME TO GROW BACK, AND IT'S NOT PRICKLY.
Your eyebrows are supposed to be lighter than your hair, but if yours are too light, go to the drugstore and get eyebrow powder, and just dust a little in to make them a little darker. DO NOT DYE! DO NOT USE PENCIL (CHOLA!) Many girls make this mistake; I am very blonde and my eyebrows are dark blonde. That's the way it should be.
If it makes you feel any better, when I was 25 and really keeping up on my looks, I was getting a manicure at an Asian salon, and you know how they are always forcing other services on you, well, the manicurist was like, "Wax your moustache?!"
I DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING MUSTACHE!!!!!
There were some tiny light blonde hairs there, Jesus.
Complex for life.
I made the mistake of telling my then-boyfriend who took great pleasure in calling me "The Bearded Lady" from thereon after.
To this day, when my best friend calls me, at least twice a year, she'll throw into the conversation, "WAX YOUR MOUSTACHE?!"
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 10:45pm.
LAA! LAA! LA LAA!
OUR HEARTS IN STAR COMMAND!
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HA! God Bless the Maple Leaf.
:)
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:15pm.
*does the Swedish Dancing Cop Ass Strut while hopping backward*
'Nite all! I bid adieu and happy "Snatching all y'all people up! Hide errybody, for real! We gonn find you, Homeboy!!"
*GGoose shots for Antoine in Lincoln Park and errybody hiding here on the DL*
*snarks n snort laughs*
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Night Cappy - I'm a little in love with Antoine. I figure if he has nipplez like Bam, I'm heading down to LP in the AM to find true love!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:07pm.
@CSG: LOL! Supergreat question!
I think, like everywhere, we have our horndogs, perverts, freaks, the nervous and the frigid.
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This makes me laugh and think of my Mexican guidebook, in which the author describes a posh nudist resort in Tulum called Hidden something in which the guests cavort, clothing is not optional, and swing dancing lessons are offered every Thursday night in the bar by Jose.
Now, my first thougth was, those swing dancing lessons must be a helluva show.
The author said the guests were mainly Europeans and Canadians, which doesn't suprise me, since imo E and C's have a healthy sexuality whereas Americans have a puritanical, guiltridden view of sex.
They said that "single women are always welcome!"
I'll be in Mexico next week...swing dancing lessons, anyone?!
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:07pm.
@CSG: LOL! Supergreat question!
I think, like everywhere, we have our horndogs, perverts, freaks, the nervous and the frigid.
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Angel - the freaks in question live in Ontario - is there a town called "Thorgood" or something close to that?
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LOL! And there you go! Thorgood? Thornhill, mebbe. Lotsa freaks there. My friends just gave me this book about a Dominatrix and while I'm reading it I'm thinkin':this guy sounds SO familiar - in fact, she uses his real name. But just his first name. Sure enuff - both the writer and the "character" are from Ontario. I DO know that guy LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
@ centy
first I never get sun exposure so I am super pale, my hair is naturally brownish but I recently dyed it black (like a super goth high school chick unfortunatly, even though I am way too old for that) and I HATE even going to the salons to get my eyebrows waxed...all the ladies are like "WHY SO DARK !" in an angry tone...can't even imagine what they'd say about my cooch.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Sorry double post
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 11:07pm.
@CSG: LOL! Supergreat question!
I think, like everywhere, we have our horndogs, perverts, freaks, the nervous and the frigid.
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Angel - the freaks in question live in Ontario - is there a town called "Thorgood" or something close to that?