Friday, July 30th 2010
Twit & Twat Are Really Taking This Publicity Stunt All The Way
Heidi Montag divorced her original face earlier this year, and now People is reporting that she is also legally removing the misshapen dildo up her ass. Twit filed for divorce from her butt plug of 1 year and her lawyer issued this statement afterwards:
"Heidi has amended her petition for separation and today has filed a petition for dissolution of marriage from Spencer Pratt. The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner in an out of court settlement. Both parties are amicable with each other and over the possibility of finalizing their divorce."
I could spend a million keystrokes on saying that these two dick holes got fake married so that they could get fake divorced so that they could fake their reunion for a fake new reality show, but I'll save myself some time by simply saying what you're all thinking: WHO GIVES A FUCK.
Pulpo Paul better watch it, because I'm officially physic.
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I don't give a fuck about Heidi, she is clearly a no-talent who will fade away.
But I think Spencer is a sociopath and I hope he ends up in the big house someday before he does harm to someone.
Spencer, Big Head, is so gay with all of that jewelry on! LOL!
I still dont think they were legally married
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 10:45pm.
I hate myself for even having an opinion on these irrelevant douchebags, but Spencer Pratt strikes me as that kind of insecure douche who abuses those who he perceives "beneath" him because he's too much of a wuss to deal with people who are better and more powerful than he is. He looks like the kind of person who mistreats a waiter only because he can and Heidi looks like she's dumb enough to go along with that bullshit. Mainly the reason why Spencer has interest on keeping her around because what other woman would put up with his crap?
Behold the sanctity of marriage.
notice how there's hardly any comments on this story? because people don't give a fuck. so shame on me for commenting haha.. these 2 are total trash. thank goodness they didn't breed though.. i just hope we're not all stuck hearing about these 2 no talent losers for the next few days.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Who are these two again?
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"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
~Lucille Ball~
Two of the most shallow, vile, hypocritical (christians my arse), delusional, waste of space jerks, the world has ever seen.
Hate them with every ounce of my being.
Isn't there a strong sense this was a beard/gerkin marriage/business promotional arrangement all along.
Hell, for the money I would have had a loveless partnership with her for a few years. Is pratt really abusive? He seems like such a wuss to me.
I get the sense that she won't have sex with anybody because she is concerned something might get twisted out of shape or break loose on her body. Maybe just has the maid give her a little magic wand on tuesdays and fridays.
Those breasts are so huge...
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"I could spend a million keystrokes on saying that these two dick holes got fake married so that they could get fake divorced so that they could fake their reunion for a fake new reality show, but I'll save myself some time by simply saying what you're all thinking: WHO GIVES A FUCK."
Exactly Michael KayKay!!! ♥
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I feel sorry for her. She must have some deep insecurity issues to do all that plastic surgery AND marry a clearly psychotic abusive ass like Spencer. I don't think anyone would get THAT many surgeries for a publicity stunt.
He, on the other hand, can get run over by a bus for all I care.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I remember pics of some Perez Hilton launch thing where they were practically the only people there, and certainly the only "celebrities" at it, which made it special. Sometimes the world needs a Twit and Twat.
And? So?
Toy Story 3 owes him some royalties I think. The voice is Keaton but the look is pure Pratt.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
I can't stand these two idiots but I am glad they are getting a divorce. He was always such a douche to her and everyone. I bet you he was abusive. You know the sad part about her is that she was sort of pretty when she first came out. Now she looks like a used up blow up doll.
Spencer's flesh colored beard still freaks me out. (lol to Joel McHale who always makes fun of him for that)
Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
I had almost forgot about these two turds.
What the hell is Pratt wearing? God, this guy is mentally ill.
exactly, who gives a fuck
Coma Caca!
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he is gross in ways i can't put into words
When she laughs, you can still see her horsey face come out through all that plastic.
NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
omfg, he looks just like the thing in the Caption This post.
Div-farce is more like it.
But where and how can *WE* file for divorce from these two?
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
An ACTUAL divorce?? But, they're soulmates... No, really, who the fuck else would want them???
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Douchechill!
MK, please stop posting pictures of Twit and Twat, OK? When they pop up my screen oozes silicone, grease, and spray cheese afterwards.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
BSF lol TEAM MOOSE TRAMPLING
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
If these two crazy kids can't make it, then...oh fuck I can't even type that as a joke!
I'd watch Levi and Bristol's fake ass reality show before I'd watch Spencer and Heidi's. At least with Levi and Bristol there's the hope that they'll be attacked by a moose.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
DGAF.
I believe their whole relationship has been nothing but a PR stunt.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
LIKE YOU SAID..WHO GIVES A FUCK! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THESE 2 FUCKHEADS SINCE THEY HAVEN'T PAID ANYONE LATELY TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE. THE MEDIA SHOULD JUST BANISH THEM TO WHERE THEY BELONG CLEANING UP TOILETS AT THE LOCAL 'TOMMY BURGER' AFTER A LONG SATURDAY NIGHT!
LOVE them!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
It may be true. I think that last round of plastic surgery really did a number on her psychologically and I think she may be really fucked in the head at this point - all depressed and shit. And I think that shitbrain Spencer is just the type to dump her ass because of her new insecurity and mental instability.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen