Monday, August 2nd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!
Nobody puts Paris Hilton's vaginal wart in the corner. - MonkeyGlock
Runners-up:
That's what you get for walking into White Oprah's bedroom before she's had time to put on her make-up. Next time you'll knock. - starvis
Don't tell me The Blair Witch Project 3 ends this way too. - CindyC
When jailers in New Jersey removed Snooki's bump-it, they were in for a surprise. - Aphid
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Thanks Sluttsville! I just lurk these days but I had to come out of hiding for this one. One look and all I could think of was Snooki.
It's not a bumpit! She teases that shit. She told me. So there!
Congrats funny hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Good stuff kids! :o)
LilEllie. If you see this xxxxxxxxxxxxxxeternity+beyond.
hilarious! congrats to the winning sluts!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
oh gawd these were all hilarious. Congrats winners!!
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
Congrats winners! WTG!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Good job winnners
All the winners are fucking brilliant. LMAO! Congrats!!!
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... and I am now your karma.
MonkeyGlock-too damn funny! Congrats to starvis for the 753rd time, CindyC, and Aphid-long time, no see!
Congrats, all! Very funny!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
i seriously need explanations for these pics...
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O HAI, Tommy! Wanna come to the jacuzzi with me?! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
...and before you leave The Gathering, don't forget to pick up your calendar featuring Miss Juggalo 2010!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Greetingz. I come in peace. I must to hiding wife and kidz:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Mom? ...Dad? ...SUUUUUUUUUURI!!!
Can I come out now? PLEASE!? I promise to stay in the house this time!....
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
One look at Rachel Zoe and no amount of goat meat could lure El Chupacabra out of the corner...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
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Haha, Uncle George finally caught one of those elusive goddamned Sea Monkies while fishing for dinner last night in the Gulf Coast.
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Mail order bride from Chernobyl.
Heidi Montag recovering post plastic surgery.
Katie Holmes and L Ron Hubbard's genes did not mix well the first time.
Katie Holmes and L Ron Hubbard's genes did not mix well the first time.
Lil' Kim closes the last remaining door to her original face.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Holy Shit! Thats the fucker that gave me crabs!
Jackson Pollack and Kieth Haring's secret love child finally escapes White Oprah's chamber of delusion.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
This is where scientologists keep there cold meat. BBQ season you know!
Inside of Suri Cruises brain, windows granted
Nicole Kidmans womb IS cold, like her!
All I am asking is for one of you assholes to change my diaper!FUCK!
Damn it Frank! How did you escape my vagina again?
After Basement Baby shaved her head, they moved her to the garage so they could keep a closer eye on her. But they still let her play with Beyonce's make-up.
A glimpse at Meare Kat's home life makes you understand why he ran away.
It gets ugly when people forget to take Baby Gaga
out of the Tupperware.
After not participating in the Scientology birthday prayer, Suri's pinata was sent to a time-out after a wicked beating.
a future glimpse of Katie Holmes if she continues with scientology's "auditing" process. Tom Cruise is salivating and rubbing his hands in anticipation.
Craigslist: Single alien, 35, into basement bondage, spanking and encephelitis....
Since every closet is already taken, Tommy Girl hides Xenu in the garage.
no one puts baby in the corner
Nunc est bibendum
Gary Coleman is decomposing nicely.
After viewing the results of cleanse 1,037 even the orange goblin Tracy Anderson had to admit that Goopy may have gone too far.
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Tom asked for a minimalist modern touch with a hint of Xenu for Suri's playroom
Wonky McValtrex's crotch scabs rejected audtion tape for the role of Jigsaw in the next installment of Saw
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I'm DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
LiLo experiences first hand just what happened to the last inmate who dropped the soap in the Lynwood correctional facility showers.
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
NOBODY puts Kirstie in a corner
Lilo's friends thought jail favored here, though she did lose her tan.
Mel might act all tough but this pic from Octosana's cellphone proves that he's just a big chicken.
Joe Jackson exhumed Michael's body to shoot another Thriller video.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Madonna after aging naturally.
Maybe Nicole Kidman should keep up the Botox.