Friday, July 30th 2010
FREE SNOOK (I Don't Mean That)
That HOT SHOWER sign is really make this picture for me. Anyways, this beautiful photo taken today shows the Pickler Gobbler of Jersey Shore WAAAAAAAAHing away as a police officer drags her ass to jail. TMZ says that Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct while shooting scenes for the third season of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, NJ.
It's not known what kind of disorderly conduct Snooki was busted for, but I don't think the police really need to be specific. I mean, it's Snooki! Bitch is a stumbling disorderly conduct. Hopefully, once Snooki is booked, she is taken down to the ASPCA for the works!
And this is probably just Snooki's way of getting Obama to finally admit he knows who she is.
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Snooki arrested? About time! What took them so long to find a reason?
Jesus Mary and Joseph! How's that cookie diet coming along?
I suspect this girls "popularity" is based in part on the public's facination with how fast she can go down hill. The fact that she's essentially a midget means that she can baloon right past obesity quicker than Britney can lick her cheetoe fingers clean.
That, and her monsterous tanorexia has given her grandma upper lip at 22.
Getting busted by Seaside Heights Rent-A-Cops in broad daylight for drunkeness? Shoot for the stars, there, Snookie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
dayum...she really is built like a troll doll.
A tacky, tawdry attempt to extend the 15 minutes of fame they never should have been granted in the first place.
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These Jersey Shore people are still in business? The clock must be broken, their 15 minutes is definitely up.
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Oh the humanity...
Agree, staged, and I still don't get why this shit is fascinating enough for good ratings. You can go out on any given day or night to any strip mall/unkempt ballpark/rancid hoochie club across the country and enjoy the same kind of trash "reality" drama.
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Not a good angle for her. Makes her even more trollish/midget like.
What the fuck is wrong with her face in that pic? It looks like she's missing the part of her face between her upper lip & nose. It's reminding me of the guy in "Irreversible" who got his head pounded in by a fire extinguisher:
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/0NICK2/irreversible01_l.jpg
After viewing that film, I never thought I'd see anything on celluloid so horrific ever again. Now that I've seen this latest pic of Snookie, I realize that I was wrong.
I agree that this is most likely staged for publicity.
http://www.app.com/article/20100730/NEWS/100730132/-Snooki-of-MTV-s-Jers...
This guy Camera was the one talking about how great the show is yesterday. Ironically, RIGHT after the governor trashed it as the Staten Island-transplanted fuckery it is. Interesting that they took her into custody but did not arrest her for public drunkenness/disorderly conduct.
I think Mr. Camera is the new Spokesman for Guido Relations.
I knew Snookie looked alike another famous Chilean, La Pequeña!!
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Submitted by salacious on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:18pm.
Please, it's all staged. Those are actors and MTV makes donations to the police dpt for letting them use their patrol cars and uniform insignias.
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ITA. And, still there is no mugshot.
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didn't she get knocked down and break a tooth?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Snooks reminds me of Sam Kinison with one of his whores.
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Please, it's all staged. Those are actors and MTV makes donations to the police dpt for letting them use their patrol cars and uniform insignias.
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Looks like animal control taking away a bulldog.
Staged!!!
She reminds me of Janis Joplin without the talent.
I caught a minute of this show and felt my brain cells begin making suicide plans. I have no idea how anyone can watch this.
They were all in EW, and one talked about "when" he's going to do scripted projects. Dream on, dickwad.
And they dont let your friend hold your hand and drag you away either, its totally a promo for something, and yes the MTV awards are coming up or some type of MTV shit on Sept 21st I believe.
Last nite started her ignorant behavior, that stupid cowboy hat and then telling that guy he looked like he was fucking his cousin and that he was being exorcised? She doesnt look any better dancing and just moving herself back and forth, she looks like a gnome.
Who let the 10 year old in drunk?? Oh shit, disregard, Snooks is loose. *shakes head*
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I'm a Jerseyite born and raised, of Italian descent, and strangely...Snooki doesn't bother me. She's pretty harmless. I'll save my boiling Italian reality star hatred for Teresa Giudice, who should be thrown in prison for bankruptcy fraud.
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Apparently, I'm not the only doubting the veracity of her "arrest" since several blogs are asking where the mug shot is and taking the stance that the "arrest" is fake until a mug shot is produced.
Wow! Who would have ever thought that a faux-reality show featuring a bunch of loser-posers would fake an arrest ... in front of cameras, no less.
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stunt or not she looks like such a disgusting pig in this picture of her being led away in handcuffs with her bedazzled pink animal print 'SLUT' shirt.
http://gawker.com/5600920/in-a-pickle#viewcomments
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She's such a dumb bitch...not that this is a news flash. I admit watching the season premiere last night. Already pissed at her for saying the nice Carolina boy that bought her a shot "probably fucks his cousin for a living" just because he didn't know how to fist pump. As if that is a skill needed outside of New Jersey. Lame ass
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I hate that fat fucking troll! You know the first words out of her mouth to the cop were "Don't you know who I am?" Please fuck off already, Snooki!
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Where's the mugshot?
There should be a mugshot by now ... if this really happened.
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Trash
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 5:10pm.
PS - I wonder if she often thinks about Michael Truncali
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In order for her to think, she would need at least two functioning brain cells capable of creating a viable synapse.
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I've seen Halloween costumes in Rite Aid that look more realistic. And the "Police" look underage. My money says this is an MTV promo commercial with Britney Spears making a cameo. Are the video awards coming up?
PS - I wonder if she often thinks about Michael Truncali... My guess is not. SWINE belongs in prison with her mother.
Totally fake! Since when do police allow you to carry your purse while being cuffed? Obviously MTV is too lazy to pay attention to detail.
Reeks of publicity stunt. Let's all turn around and ignore this little pig and her orange, gelled up entourage of hos, and maybe they'll go away.
She is Chilean but was raised to be a Guidette all the way. New York Times did a story on Snooki that I thought was really funny. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/25/fashion/25Snooki.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=sn...
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:23pm.
Can someone explain how in the photo set from TMZ... she is wearing the pink and black zebra striped shirt that says I LOVE SNOOKI on it, and a few minutes later, is getting arrested with the same pink and black zebra striped shirt on, only it says SLUT on it?
http://tinyurl.com/24dkxmd
http://tinyurl.com/2a8ejnu
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She changed when she took of her lime green Franken-slippers.
Let's face it: IT WAS STAGED!!!!
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oh, and as a lol moment: we sent our chopper up (for shark sightings, not for snooki) so since it was in the area, we zoomed in on the jersey shore house.
everyone in the news room laughed as we caught a glimpse of the douche situation sleeping in a hammock with green sneakers on.
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Can someone explain how in the photo set from TMZ... she is wearing the pink and black zebra striped shirt that says I LOVE SNOOKI on it, and a few minutes later, is getting arrested with the same pink and black zebra striped shirt on, only it says SLUT on it?
http://tinyurl.com/24dkxmd
http://tinyurl.com/2a8ejnu
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Too bad they didn't taser and spray her!
Submitted by ambism on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:16pm.
This is "Breaking News" in New Jersey. News12 is all over this shit.
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believe me, us here in the news room are not happy about reporting about her.
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you seem spritely.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:10pm.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that the whore pulling snookie was Shitney.
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LMAO! looks very much alike, no doubt.
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This is "Breaking News" in New Jersey. News12 is all over this shit.
Submitted by Carpe Diem on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:06pm.
I don't want to sound bitter or hateful but these women are so disgusting. They are so trashy! They aren't even Italian right? I think Snooki is either an indigenous Chilean or a mestizo chilean. I don't know about Jwow though. She looks like the sluttier and cheaper version of Rachel Ray. (Minus the tucked in shirt)They are already filming Season 3? Are you kidding me?
WaH! Hopefully they'll send them to southern Italy to get their asses beat!
You are not bitter and hateful. They are gross. If it weren't for the cameras and security they hire to protect them they would have gotten their butts kicked long ago.
Ugly (and I'm not even talking about her looks), disgusting, attention seeking, obnoxious, illiterate, whore, pig who gets paid and encouraged to act like this. I HATE this show and her.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
she was peeing in public!!! TRASH
That house these tools live in must be filled with crabs, lice, fleas, etc.........
Submitted by Carpe Diem on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 4:06pm.
... I think Snooki is either an indigenous Chilean or a mestizo chilean. ...
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Isn't an indigenous Chilean a llama or a vicuña?
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If I didn't know any better, I'd think that the whore pulling snookie was Shitney.
I don't want to sound bitter or hateful but these women are so disgusting. They are so trashy! They aren't even Italian right? I think Snooki is either an indigenous Chilean or a mestizo chilean. I don't know about Jwow though. She looks like the sluttier and cheaper version of Rachel Ray. (Minus the tucked in shirt)They are already filming Season 3? Are you kidding me?
WaH! Hopefully they'll send them to southern Italy to get their asses beat!
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