Friday, July 30th 2010

Late Afternoon Crumbs


We're all going to need to go to confession after watching this illegal mess, so I'll save you a spot in line if I get there first - OMG Blog

Stepford Katie is rolling her jeans again - Lainey Gossip

It won't be long before Parasite Hilton is driving around Hollywood in a pink Corvette and waving at the giant billboards she bought herself - Hollywood Tuna

Jayde Nicole with a Band-Aid on her chin. Teabagging gone wrong? - Egotastic!

Good news! The world might have escaped seeing Lindsay Lohan's snatch on the big screen. That's probably bad news for those of you who get the tingles during horror movies - The Superficial

Well....at least Liam Neeson is looking good - Popoholic

Tara Reid really is the master at looking as shitfaced as possible (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston on Jay Leno acting like she hasn't spent many a night researching making a baby via turkey baster - Celebitchy

Ken Paves and Billy Ray Cyrus kissing on the cover of a Spider-Man comic - Towleroad

Ann Margaret is perfection - ICYDK

Michael C. Hall just because - Popsugar

Piers Morgan is probably replacing Larry King. I hope his ass looks good in suspenders - Just Jared

Nicole Richie or Klingon? - Cityrag

Tom Jones is not passing the peen around like he used to - Hollywood Rag

Marky Mark got a star - Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan is headed to the beach...for rehab - I'm Not Obsessed

Chris Brown has a funny way of spelling FAIL - Crunk + Disorderly

Posted by: Michael K


clairey claire's picture

MK, I normally bow to your judgement, but how you can keep calling Jessica Biel a she-beast or whatever I don't know. She is amazing looking!

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copacabanagirl's picture

Ann Margaret looks fabulous. She seems like a real spunky lady at her age. It's always nice to see people aging well without seeming like they're desperate to recapture their youth. I totally agree...perfection. She reminds me of my mother who is the same age as her. Brings me back to the days when my Mom would gossip that she thought AM was the right one for Elvis all along...

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pattidan's picture

Oh my eyes and ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squiggles's picture

Aw, Mark's kiddehs are super cute. They look so happy and well adjusted but he strikes me as such a miserable f*ck.

Katie's got it ALL so wrong from the waist down. Why she insists on drawing attention to her least flattering body part (lower legs) is beyond me.

You gotta feel for Liam. Soldiering along. Good for him.

stake_spike's picture

Submitted by not.clever.enough on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:27pm

Her names Rhea Durham. She used to be a Victoria's Secret model.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

that's Ann-Margret (or, at the very least, Ann-Margrock) to you!

but never, ever, ever pedestrian "Ann Margaret"

not.clever.enough's picture

I love me some Marky Mark.. Iknow, Iknow.. but his family looks relatively normal! His wife looks like an normal, non-plastic woman & his kids are too cute!

btw- i'm new to posting, but i've been lovin dlisted for years now! you all are too funny! :)

Madam Pince's picture

Liam's eyes are still sad.

It's good to see Michael C. Hall healthy again!

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zomay's picture

Oh my Lordy, that video??!!!

Why did i click??!!

mbar's picture

Chelsea Lately is hanging out with Jennifer Aniston now. What a fucking social climber.

http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Jennifer-Aniston-9617342

I predicted it though, cuz when I watched Chelsea Lately last night, she was going ape shit about Angelina. She was all, "You're CRAZY and EVIL!!!" And I was like, "Woah there, someone is licking Aniston's clitty. Or wants to."

fleawatch's picture

Rojo Caliente is now making videos?

Kandykane's picture

Penis has saggy bootocks so...whateva.

hoteskimofruit's picture

God Bless Michael C. Hall

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stake_spike's picture

AHAHAHAHA Lezlo got REPLACED! It just keeps getting better. This trick should be carted off to rehab the second she gets out of jail. 24 hours is just enough time to get blitzed out of her mind. You know she's entering that place cracked out as hell.

*edit* that new girl is way prettier. At least if it was Lezlo loosing her dignity on screen it would make sense. She is a crackhead and crackheads do stupid shit like that. This new chick looks too clean cut.

Richiegay's picture

Did Marky Mark win for his Crap Rap?? or his clever HBO series? Oh, wait, it only costs $3k to get a Star. But seriously, what category did he win for?

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

elmo533's picture

Everytime someone talks about giving the side eye I'll see that guy in the Chris Brown post. Lindsy Lohan should go straight from jail to rehab; with no time in between.

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Twat Muffin's picture

I saw Tom Jones in concert last year and he was fucking AMAZING!!! That man moves & sings like a guy in his 30's -- he's really hot shit!!!

So happy to hear Blohan will NOT have a job when she gets out of rehab. Burn, bitch, burn!!!

Adam of Eternia's picture

i think the second guy in the video looks like Micheal lohan

mike's picture

These are some really late crumbs.

I'm torn between wanting to laugh until I puke, or washing my brain with bleach.

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caribbeanchic's picture

Um.... Mark Wahlberg sure has alot of kids O.o

johnnysgirl's picture

You know those fake award ribbons they have at craft stores like Ben Franklin that you give to kids to reinforce good behavior like brushing their teeth or eating all their peas? Well there's one that says "I Can Dress Myself" and KatieBot DOESN'T GET ONE!! EVER!!

That Lindsay might have been replaced on that Lovelace shitfest is the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. Lindsay, you suck at life!!!!

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beakers bitch's picture

Argh, I thought Wonky already fell on her flat ass trying to be a "singer". Please let that story about Blohan being replaced on the Linda Lovelace movie be true.

ScarfnBarf's picture

Parasite already drives around Hollywood in a pink Bentley.

icallbs's picture

that looks like bo and patch smooching. which would have been AWESOME in 1988 on days of our lives.

parkerj's picture

Looks like somebody needs to get back into rehab. Paging Dr. Drew for Tara Reid.

OXA's picture

Ann Margaret is no etty White!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Those old guys already freaked me out with that last video. I cant. I won`t. CLICK.
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Rhoda's picture

Hilarious video! It's things like this that make me fall in love with the internet all over again.

Chirio's picture

LOL! I could only watch 10seconds. I need alcohol in me to watch the rest. ahahahahaa

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