Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Despite what the tabloids and glossy mags say, this very famous show business couple is not really pregnant. She had her tubes tied a long time ago. For the next few months, though, her fake, special-effects pregnant stomach made of silicone will slowly grow in size until she “gives birth” to an adopted baby. Since her other child/ren didn’t resemble her, no one will question that fact that this one won’t, either. You’ll get a close-up of the scientifically-made miracle child on the front cover of a magazine (now being negotiated for a hefty fee). (Blind Gossip)
This is ridiculous, so naturally I'll guess Kelly Preston and John Travolta? Maybe Kelly bought her silicone bump at a discount from Nicole Kidman.
This singer is creating a stir by cheating on her man with a D List MTV star. She met him at some event and was enamored with his ‘charm.’ The two have been hooking up every chance they get and haven’t been too discreet. Hopefully we’ll get a photo soon! Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)
Charo and Pauly D from Jersey Shore? No, Charo would never fuck down. I'll go with Jessica Simpson and The Situation?
This almost almost former A lister on television from a very hit show who is now just a very tall C list television and movie actress got really drunk a few weeks ago and destroyed her agent's house. Surprisingly though, even though she has not worked much, caused about $20K in damage in the house he did not drop her as a client. Could be because she is sleeping with his married boss. (CDAN)
Oh, Kristen Johnston (?) was simply doing research for her role as Patsy in the American butchery of AbFab. Yes, they already shot that shit and it got turned down by the network a while ago, but Kristen is staying in character just in case they change their minds.
• 
I think the word "charm" is referring to his ding-dong.
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Rats. I know I am late to the game, but you may not know that I cannot resist Blind Item...
Ok, ok im guessing the Scientology crew has prolly been debated to death, so let's have some fun with this. I say the fake Prego is: White Oprah and Skevy McCreepy Dad-lo. Its the only tabloid fave topic that the Lohans have not dipped a toe into.
I read the second item as "Charo" (of "coochie Coochie" fame) and Pauly Shore. I like the idea, so circle takes the square on this one.
third, I kinda like Jenna Elfman and Hasselhoff for the block, Alex.
Katie Holmes did not fake her pregnancy ... have you looked at Suri?? She looks just like her. Plus why would she fake the pregnancy prior to getting married? That doesnt even make sense. Might as well get married first and then fake a pregnancy if anything. Common sense.
If Jolie's kids didnt have the same "look" as Shiloh, I would've suspected that she was up to no good with that twin pregnancy. Talk about a suspicious pregnancy. She shows up for one award show with a little ball under her tight black dress and then 3 weeks later she shows up wearing a tent/moo moo at another award show. Crazy.
Not sure who this one is , but I dont think it's Kelly Preston. Her daughter def looks like a mix of her and John. And why not just come right out and say they're adopting? Her age would play a huge factor in that decision. Sarah Jessica had no problem admitting she had a surrogate.
I would bet that 90% of the blind items are false. #1 is just plain ridiculous.
Why would anyone even fake a baby when adoption would get them great press?
its bruce bitch...
I just saw a pic of Kelly Preston yesterday and her bump looks real.. if not a little small.. I think its in this weeks People mag... I always believed Katie Holmes pregnancy was 100% FALSE!! she had not ONE swollen finger or toe... she was totally huge, and the day before she "gave birth" she was shoe shopping with very skinney feet... and she seems completely not connected with that kid whenever you see them.. she has this nanny look to her like,"when are your parents coming to get you?"... thats what keeps her mouth shut... this charade.. that all being said, I think its Celine Dion.. she was so humiliated by her miscarriage that she would absolutely fake a pregnancy... I saw a pic of her and she looks like shes about to give birth and she just announced this preganancy...
def Kelly Preston...DEFINATELY....when you are 48 and preggers...you don't travel to south africa or anywhere...cause you are at super duper high risk at that age....i never believed she was preggers for a minute...scientolo's are liars and assholes.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 9:28am.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:02pm.
LMFAO LOVE your Avie!!!!
________________________
Why, thank you! I had the tree leprechaun sketch, but I noticed someone else had the same, so I felt the need to change it on the spot. That family - and Michael K's skillz in finding just the right photos of them - are just instant avies.
Maybe Kelly Preston is borrowing Angelina's obviously fake twin belly.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:02pm.
LMFAO LOVE your Avie!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I never think on these blind items too much but I will say that the first one cannot be John Travolta and Kelly Preston because both of their children look(ed) like them.
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
I agree that it is Kelly Preston. The whole scientology thing - remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant? One day she looked huge, the next day - not so much. I think that was another fake pregnancy. That combined with all of the gay rumors about both John and Tom. Hmm....
Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:26pm.
You're right re: HB but I think it was Katharine McPhee (and how I hate myself for knowing that) :)
********************************
LOL! You're right, tho. That's something:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
KidL, all fake-belly ribbing aside, I agree with you. She's a tall thin woman and they don't tell to balloon when they get pregnant.
As for 1, I agree with MK cuz those two are the only high-profile pregnancy I can think of at the moment. Stuff about her pregnancy has been splashed all over, her pregnancy seems a bit too conveniently timed, and the "scientifically" thing might be a hint at the Scientology beliefs.
Dunno about 2 or 3.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Actually, I tend to believe Kidman really was pregnant and carried small. Friend saw her in Nashville a week before she gave birth, and said she was pregnant.
Also, I carried small myself. I have pics of me the day before I gave birth and I looked maybe 6 months at most. From the back, you couldn't tell and I am 8 inches shorter than she is.
Kristen Johnston was the 1st one to pop in my head for #2 also, she's the definition of Hot Mess.
And #1 is absolutely the Travoltas bcuz of the hint: "scientifically-made" duh
Didn't Nicole Kidman and whatever her husband's name, pull this trick off first?
Is there a Scientology "law" that says you can't adopt? Otherwise, what would be the point of faking a pregnancy?
I think #1 is the Travoltas, too... I noticed that it said the other child/ren "didn't" resemble her... that could imply that one of them is no longer around.
it's fake?! holy crap!
thanks for answering.. i was just joking about it being the saint.. I thought it was bethenny too...
That makes more sense as Megan has those weird caveman thumbs.
That can't be Megan Fox or they also put a thumb prothesis on her
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:26pm.
You're right re: HB but I think it was Katharine McPhee (and how I hate myself for knowing that) :)
Submitted by DontDoIt on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 8:22pm.
Its a fake belly. Thats rubber you're seeing
**********************************
That's from the House Bunny movie (pretty sure) I think that was Megan Fox.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Its a fake belly. Thats rubber you're seeing
Submitted by not.clever.enough on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:20pm.
who's belly is that?? it's got a scar/bulgy vein on it.. is it angelina??
My guess is Bethenny Frankel.
*******************************************************************
"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
1. Celine Dion
#1 has to be Kelly Preston. I take it with a grain of salt but FWIW, it isn't saying that her other children AREN'T hers only that they don't look like her. Jett & Ella looked like JT's clones.
Da Truff on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:08pm.
Tubes tied or not, John ramming his cock in Tom Cruise's ass isn't ever going to get Kelly pregnant...
____________________________
AAAHAHHHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAA
the blind item say the other kids don't look like her..it doesn't say the other kids don't look like either parent...probably Travolta's...and you're right, who cares?!
I don't like these Blind Items, I have no guesses for any of them! :-(
*******************************************************************
"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
who's belly is that?? it's got a scar/bulgy vein on it.. is it angelina??
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 6:07pm.
Blind gossip is just fucking stupid. That fact cannot be stressed enough.
Like anyone would care John and Kelly adopted. Think about it...
_____________________________________
Their church would rather take credit for curing Kelly of her 47-year-old eggs, and for curing the couple of their grief over Jet enough for them to have another child.
it doesn't matter if your tubes are tied or not with ivf. Ella looks just like john so I don't think it's them
Kelly has borrowed KatieBot's fake pregnancy bag.
************************************************
Here There Be Dragons!
************************************************
Didn't Female First figure this out two days ago?
****************************************************
walk for a troll
http://sickitten.com
follow me and make a donation.
Yeah, the Travoltas for #1. I bet they sell those fake pregnancy bellies in the Scientology gift shop.
#1 has to be the Travoltas. I can see Mimi being #2.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." MK
John's deceased son looked just like him
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Tubes tied or not, John ramming his cock in Tom Cruise's ass isn't ever going to get Kelly pregnant...
Blind gossip is just fucking stupid. That fact cannot be stressed enough.
Like anyone would care John and Kelly adopted. Think about it...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It`s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." - Lindsay Lohan
I dunno folks...Kelly and John's kids looked like both of them...a little more john than kelly...but still you can tell she is their mother. This blind says her kids look nothing like her.
^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
You know, frak, the whole world is pregnant, ugh already.
_____________________________________________
"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
"Charmbracelet is the ninth studio album by American singer Mariah Carey"
Maybe "charm" was supposed to be the hint.
Celine Dion's son resembles her, so I don't think it's her.
What about Celine Dion? I don't think so, but I wanted to throw out another possibility.
#2 might be Mariah.
Am I just dumb? Why would you fake a pregnancy? Is there something wrong with giving a home to a child that needs one?
Confoosed.
_________________________________________________
Wyle E
"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.
I thought the tabloids said Kelly was expecting twins?
#1 totally the Revolta's. Too many "hints" to them in there.
And is she going to borrow Katie bot's pillow?
OMG, please let #1 be the Travoltas and their "miracle baby"!!!
**********
"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK