A Check Is A Check: Teresa Giudice's Sizzle Tans Commercial
Lying down on a tanning bad that somebody else put their crotch on is "skeevy and gross", but The Real (Foreclosed) Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice obviously got over that for a quick check! Teresa, who is thisclose to being Miss September in the Beauties of the IRS' Most Wanted List calendar, showed off her orange Fruit Roll-up complexion in this commercial for Sizzle Tans.
Sizzle Tans originally wanted Teresa's husband Juicy Delicious to star in the commercial, but he couldn't get on the tanning bed without using a step ladder so they thought that might kill the mood. Speaking of Juicy Delicious, why isn't he out getting new jobs since he's the one who get them into this bankruptcy mess? It's Disney World's busiest season right now, so I'm sure they are looking for a little nugget who can fit into the King Louie costume. Get on that, Juicy Delicious!
via Popeater
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I pass by this tanning Salon everyday on my way to school and the parking lot is always EMPTY!
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Sizzle tans = mammoth steaks on the grill. I hate Fake and Bake.
I know it's only there for a split second, but does anybody else think that looks like the the Situation or his thinner brother strolling through the lobby at 0:20?
Notice the scene in the house...no furniture, no pictures, no nothing!
Apparently this is the shorter, edited version of the commercial, the real one goes like this
I tan
I spray
I go bankrupt
I lie
I stage mother
I brag & show off
I get foreclosed on
and I bring the heat to Jersey at Sizzle tans
I wonder how many takes she needed for that first one, lol. Any more dry and wooden and she'd be in danger of going up in flames. Good find, MK!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 10:38pm.
I love all the people here that recognize that tanning is horrific on your skin and are okay with pasty!
I am Irish/Italian, but got none of the Italian genes, it seems. Team Pasty!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I love all the people here that recognize that tanning is horrific on your skin and are okay with pasty!
Right now, I'm the darkest I've ever been (job) but once I am done, it's back to pasty for me...
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 07/31/2010 - 6:39pm.
Girlfriend is practically dragging her knuckles on the ground. What about a commercial for fire...or raw bison...or blunt stones?
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
"I Tan. I Spray. I Suck."
Now if only she'd do a casket commercial.
Girlfriend is practically dragging her knuckles on the ground. What about a commercial for fire...or raw bison...or blunt stones?
It's like watching a car accident, that pit in your stomach. You'd think after faking orgasms she's be a somewhat better actress.
STOP IT, MK! I'm starting to love this 'real' missing link hominid as much as I love me some Tila Tequila updates THANKS TO YOU. That shit is all kinds of RAWNG!
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Isn't that Jacqueline's daughter behind the desk? Not only is she a runway model, but an actress!
Her eyes are so freaky! Bet there's a little FAS going on there~
I hate tans, doesn't matter real or sprayed on. They look terrible and the only reason why your skin turns dark is because you're brusing it, TEAM PASTY FOR LIFE.
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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Zf4EYP18
I question the wisdom of attending a tanning salon named 'sizzle'.
It'd be as if an amusement park was named 'sudden painful death'.
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Internet fakers: http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
Wow. That's very bad. Kadooze!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Once she and her husband declare bankruptcy, she could join Lilo in hawking Sevyn Nine fake tanning spray for cash. hey, she's not totally useless!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I tyan.
I spraay.
And EYE bring the heat in Joisey at SizzleTyan!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
Yo no se quien se cree esta pendeja tanto dinero que debe y todabia se da el lujo de irse a broncear, she is a fool!
hahaahahhahahaa
I'm a bit shocked she's such a butterface (yes, I was well aware of the face problem, but I'm surprised she has a decent body).
That said - DON'T TAN PEOPLE!! The sun is your skin's enemy!
hahahaaha whaaaaaa. not a tanner, but doesn't the spray come before the tan? just wondering
Coma Caca!
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"I tan, I spray, I owe a shitload in taxes."
Stupid sasquatch head.
Wish she would worry about that hairline and not a tan!
hahaha, this is sooo good for her. The shopping sprees and careless spending on children so young. Although she does have a banging body to have so many kids.
LOVE IT!!!!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I feel bad for the people who tan there, and are embarrased to know this bitch is on their commercial. I wouldnt step inside that place again.
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The thought of placing our beautiful almost virginal culo on something a smelly fish had been on makes us nauseous!
I LOVE KING LOUIE! "I wanna be like you!"
Teresa makes me sick...all her pointless, frivolous spending and superior feelings when obviously her and her husband are criminals. She makes Danielle look like a saint to me (albeit a crazy one).
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I'd like to see her in an Arby's commercial. She can really class up the Beef n' Cheddar and curly combo.
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Google me, tramp.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Kai-Lu/1822227818
Isn't "sizzle" the last thing people want their flesh to do? I dunno, the name of that joint makes me feel all skeevy!
There is something seriously wrong with anyone who aspires to look like Teresa Giudice. She's some kinda weird Neanderthal tranny troll. He look is damn near indescribable. Using her as a spokesmodel is real WTFish.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Oh my god, I love you! This is hilarious! I don't know, I feel kind of bad ridiculing her because you can kind of see the sadness and embarrassment in her eyes but this idiot had it coming.
She reminds me of Sid from Ice Age but with a black wig. Okay, I'll say something nice about this nasty lady. Her body looks pretty good for having four kids.
I bet you those people who opened the doors to add to the suspense were laughing. I know I would have.
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Ad Astra Per Aspera: To the stars through difficulty.
Wasn't her husband opening a tanning salon? I could have sworn she was bragging about all of their new "bsuniess ventures", you know because her husband's an "entrepreneur". Business ventures they conviently forgot to tell the IRS about by the way.
Wooden acting.
She should have flipped some tables and screamed "IS BITCH BETTER?" instead.
Cannot wait until she has to go public about her foreclosure. Although you know she'll say they're down-sizing because it's better for the environment, to teach their four spoiled brats about the wrongs of conspicuous consumption (someone will explain to her what that means and how to pronouce it) and that they don't need to prove a damn thing to anyone! Who wanted all that space anyway! Their cosy 2 bed apartment brings the six of them together in a way the mansion never could! Yeah, she showed us, all right!
LEARN FROM TERESA! Wise beyond her forehead!
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